The eyes of a nation shift from Kansas City to San Francisco. The tv is changed from CBS to Fox. Mozza stix have been replaced by chicken wings. A glass of scotch that doesn’t need to be topped up is topped up. Balls are scratched. Someone finally notices the huge mustard stain on his t-shirt. A thought is given to exercising and is quickly dismissed. “Japanese threesome” shows up on a search history. All this and more is going on right now!
TO THE GAME!
Packers/Niners:
-I still maintain that Green Bay is the most nondescript three loss team in ever. How do they win? It seems as though Matt The Flower tossed the keys to the other Aaron (Jones) and he’s the fella that makes the team go. Given that they’re in the champeenship game they must be doing something right. I just don’t know what it is.
-The Green Bay Smith Boys (Za’Darius and Preston) are the only teammates to have 12 or more sacks this year. I guess that’s something.
-On San Fran’s side the combo of Bosa and Ford are legit game-wreckers. The NFL’s average sack rate is 6.5%. When those two are on the field together their sack rate is an incredible 17.3%.
-Funny how Shanahan The Younger is just like the old man in that you couldn’t trust which running back he would go with. By all accounts Mostert had wrestled control of the #1 spot as the season came to a close but then Coleman went off last week. I think this speaks well of coach not embracing a specific strategy going into a game and just going with what works. “MID-GAME ADJUSTMENTS!” Are you listening, Pat Shurmur?
-Prediction Time! Let’s do 28-23, Niners.
This feels good. No Massholes, no Rodgers or any asshole teams (Eagles, Steelers, etc).
Two likable quartered backs, good coaches.
John Lynch was a dirty player, though.
HE HAD GRIT YOU BLACK RACIST
Red on red! Get ready for the Cherry Bowl!
So next week is the first non-football week, god help us.
Some asshole here has forgotten about the Pro Bowl how embarrassing.
There’s always the Pr—yeah I can’t even finish that one.
Finally, a legitimately Superb Owl.
God, I hope it’s better than last year’s. My team won, and I still hated that game.
HOX!!!
Saleh is a head coach somewhere in 2021.
Dunno there could be a Patriots physical therapist available
Leave it to Sherman to burn down Seamus money
Ended on a Aaron Rodgers interception, I’m so happy right now
It’s like Favre never left
Stanford > Cal
Where’s the band?
Suck my dick!!!!
*Sorry, reflex
Yikes.
Chop wood
Conquer water
FINAL SUDDEN CHANGE !?!
game blouses
So delicious!
Ahaha it’s always Sherman
Really miss Mussberger to really sell the hype of a backdoor cover
And to perv on Jenn Sterger without showing off his small penis.
One presumes Robert Saleh has a legit horse cock, yeah?
I mean if you like terrorist cock
JUST GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT A FG PLEASE?????
Oh you think it’s funny, but I was gonna lay the whole load (phrasing) on the Flyers vs the Pens.
(j/k I don’t bet hockey or baseball)
Reminds me, I’m getting a little sick of the Metro’s bullshit. Flyera would be top 3 in any other division, and instead aren’t even in a playoff spot
McCarthy isn’t coaching them anymore.
Dad: Aw is Rodgers gonna cry?
Me: His eyes are bloodshot, he was crying at halftime
I think he has down
– casting director, Life Goes On
LOL, I’m not laughing, YOU’RE LAUGHING!!!
Lol I’m leaving that typo
Thank you for your service.
/zips up jorts
Seems a little late for GB to look to establish the run.
I call this game puberty because it has Green Bay starting to think of being deflowered
Mark Chmura approves.
Well, time for some Australian Open tennis!
Some hot Aussie tennis action! Because the court might be on fire.
Unfortunately, Genie Bouchard didn’t qualify, so the action will be less hot.
That is one google search I WILL NOT regret. Thanks for that
Here’s a fun tip: she has a twin sister.
I feel like the Packers should have called the timeout immediately, rather than let the 49ers run it down.
they’s all out
Ah yes, that explains things.
Should’ve called timeout before kickoff.
Gould on the field. tWBS’ money is safe.
Shit. GB just gonna go thru the motions. Buh Bye $300.
gonna end 37-20
Yup.
nobody even cared to go after the fumbre
Oh well, you can’t take it with you.
State Farm is going to drop Rodgers for the younger hotter QB, Mahomes.
I mean, “rough trade” outsells “twink” – any ad man will tell ya that.
Today I learned that I do not want a flash mob dance by my family and friends at my wedding. Even if there’s a kickline. Especially if there’s the Macarena.
I was disappointed that the flash mob was not the wait staff wearing top hats, white tails, and sporting canes. We were pulling for Puttin’ on the Ritz!
That sounds quite gross and hate-fueling.
I am so very thankful to have eloped, and to NEVAR get married again.
The only good reason for judges to exist
ship captain or GTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEekAXWCGZg
I saw what was considered dancing at my cousin’s wedding. Its like what was considered geek in high school is now cool.
Just got back from walking the dog. Did the 49ers do the same thing?
Come on ‘Niners, kick a FG and let GB roll down the field and score 7. You’ll still win and I’ll collect $3600.
Assholes.
It’s like they don’t care about me at all.
Santa Clarans are notoriously selfish.
GAMBLOR is a fickle mistress.
What a great review. Will totally work out when the Niners sneeze and gain 3 yards against this tissue grade defense.
Fuck off LaFlower
The Flower looks SO MAD guyz
Canadian mad?
when the smile doesn’t reach the eyes, eh?
You think Erin Andrews got a Free Pass to fuck Jimmy G?
Her husband’s Jarrett Stoll, so he’s probably forgotten it happened.
“Wait, who’s she married to?” – Jarrett Stoll
“That’s just sad that he doesn’t remember who the next guy with the paint and grocery shopping on the ninth weekend of hectares.”
– Trent Green
“Feels great, baby!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjQ6Dov7qeU
I remember in middle school, we had a long term math sub who also happened to be a skater. At some point, he was showing us a skate trick tape and near the end some dude was grinding a wall and fucked up and snapped his spine on it. He ran up to the TV and turned it off real quick and looked at the TV for a minute before turning to us with a “WELL Shouldn’t have shown you that” and it remains one of those great darkly funny moments
POSSIBLY forward pass #2!
Did the Ice Giants just lose even a Bergman point in the last 30 seconds of regulation? That’s kicking it old school!
Fuck off aikman green bay is dirty and you know it
Mostert’s rushing yards about the eclipse the amount I am fat
I have not seen a Raheem cause this much trouble for cheese lovers since Mookie worked at Sal’s Pizzeria
CERO MIEDO
Unleash the Kittle!
Sternberger:
Jordy Nelson:
It’s like whoever wears #87 for the Packers has to be a poster boy for the Schutzstaffel. I’m kind of surprised neither of these guys chose to wear #88.
First pass of the 2nd half?
yup
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOr8ah1WsAARKqs?format=jpg&name=small
My dad is falling asleep, the wood crashing in the geico commercials woke him up
LOL
Backdoor cover odds intensify
Yeah, I need to go back and check the live lines, if any.
+14.5 +1200
What the hell. Might be worth a few
– A.A. Ron, walking through the Castro
Shit I miss San Francisco
Have some good memories listening to Kendrick while riding the BART to the city to go party with friends and crash on the couch….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-48u_uWMHY
I think you missed an “H” there champ.
Dude, it ain’t Shan Francisco unless you’re Sean Connery.
Hehehehe
Also
https://www.sfsketchfest.com/schedule-and-tickets/
Sketchfest is awesome! I got to see my favorite Rifftrax there!
Kendrick didn’t get big til my 30’s and now I feel like the actual old fuckers who inhabit this thread
/waves HAI
Hey, we might be old, but very few of us still fuck.
*Is an old fucker, just works too much to be here as much as I would like to be
They’re gonna false start for 12 minutes.
How do you know what goes on in the Presidential Bedroom?
There has not been a second person in the Presidential Bedroom in three years.
And your point is???
LOL
There’s normally not even a first, unless yo’re talking about the one in Florida.
So why punt this? GB far more likely to block a punt than stop Mostert
Trying not to show them up mebbe?
Prolly the right call, but disappointing.
I believe Trainspotting is still the only Ewan McGregor movie I’ve ever seen.
You haven’t seen any of the Star Wars abortions I mean prequels?
Nope, and I worked on one of them.
“Giving young Anakin massages” is not really working on the movies.
Abortions would be more efficient with a light saber.
Legit didn’t know they made a trainspotting sequel why did they make a trainspotting sequel
Wait, what? That’s such a terrible decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQlaYKP996c
In the sequel they graduate from heroin to . . . what comes after heroin?
Me posting videos of your work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_XbtYfrNYI
regret?
Space coke
I only watched the first half hour or so of Trainspotting, but I just assumed they all died of overdoses in the end.
The idea of a bunch of heroin addicts living long enough to hook up for a big reunion 21 years later is wilder than anything in the prequel trilogy
Coming soon: Sequel to Requiem for a Dream.
/sphincters can nae longer handle ass to ass!
Everyone just happy to be able to type Ewan McGregor in 2020 without him being dead
I mean, I don’t really care if he dies. Fine with it either way.