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Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet.
All your details are here:
https://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/
TV coverage is on Fox Sports.
For all of you that don’t know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin:
Now get to writing and posting about dogs!
Better late than never.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBuub4Xe1mw
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGS EVER
LA’s team fired its Defensive Coordinator after one game. The XFL has reported he will be replaced by…Paul Bearer.
Whoa
I’m not reading all of that
Did you see that game? He had it coming
It was the XFL, so…no. i have my pride, and it’s going to be AT LEAST another week until I’m dope sick enough to come crawling back to get a fix from the rotten skag that is the “St. Louis Battlehawks”
I had a martini tonight. I told the Dr. Mrs. that I plan to break through the expected hangover by drinking a bunch of water and taking some Aleve. If it doesn’t work I will probably have to swear off gin for good.
Or swear off food for gin.
Rasta Sheepdog! That dog is a party.
He looked like George Clinton!
Welp, we officially have no excuse anymore.
Meanwhile I just got a letter about my lab results basically telling me to kiss my legs goodbye
I really hope that is just a joke that I am not getting.
Normally “kiss those legs goodbye” is a joke I would make about Andy Reid digging into a bucket of drumsticks.
Does anyone have a recommendation for a simple sauce I could put on our steaks (NY strip, sous vide) this evening? I don’t have any cream but I have plenty of garlic.
Ketchup
Ketchup.
Seriously, you may want to try marinating it in a soda (Coca Cola or Mountain Dew) or maybe a vinaigrette sauce.
Are you nuts? The only thing Coca Cola is good for is mixing with single-malt scotch on the rocks when you can’t get any RC Cola.
I worship a Mediterranean meat sauce that has been deemed a Class 4 War Crime in other parts of the civilized world. That’s where my culinary taste comes from.
Torchbearer’s Zombie Apocalypse!
Sorry I’m late to the party but pan sear your steaks then melt some butter, add in the garlic and a splash of Worcestershire and a bit of dijon. Stir for a minute or two then spoon over your steaks.
Almost mandatory today, plus a nice reminder that Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon would do their best to make anything work.
Is every dog named Thor?
You missed timebomb?
Shit! I missed Timebomb!
That ill conceived Birds of Prey movie that shoehorned in Harley Quinn even though she wasn’t a part of the group and completely mischaracterized the characters of the Birds of Prey members up to levels not seen since Dragonball Evolution and Barbara Gordon, the one person who started the team wasn’t in the movie even though a film about a newly paralyzed Batgirl being forced to redefine herself and start over would’ve been a far better movie and been way more empowering in today’s world — somehow bombed? Huh, imagine that.
Yet somehow genre critics actually liked it. I thought it was a goddamn mess.
Yeah, but they love everything and that’s why no one cares or respects them
How’s Picard?
Still slow but its early because they are establishing the show, the new setting and the new characters. Currently, its continuity porn and Patrick Stewart acting his ass off.
Trekies would love it. Casual fans would hate it. But if the special effects are any indication, I have a feeling the fight scenes are going to make the DS9 Dominion War space battles look like Asteroids.
Is Michael Vick doing color commentary at Westminster this year?
Only the losing dogs.
[hears “colored commentary”]
[changes the channel]
– Jerry Richardson
Don’t get me wrong, I love doggies. But to me, the dog shows are like canine versions of Little Miss Sunshine. They would probably benefit from the presence of Alan Arkin as a lovable geriatric heroin addict.
Holy shit! JV Cincy gets to keep a Head Coach for a 4th year! Suck it, Sparty!
Toy dogs are on right now. I wonder when they’ll have a purse dog category.
Purse dog? Where do you keep your keys and checkbook?
Hamster Show is over on Animal Planet.
Hosted by Richard Gere
Update!
I got to give two DIDJA GET THAT THING I SENT YA today
Was there at least one “Per my last email…” included?
Yes
Had they?
Eventually
Just preheated my oven for Yeah Rights this week recipe.
With how I’m slaving away in this kitchen, I sure hope Robert Kraft doesn’t offer my wife $30 to force me to give him a handjob.
I can’t remember if I’ve told this story: When Lambeau was a pup, we entered him in a dog show out in the Fraser Valley Bible Belt. We came second in the Working Group, likely because of the shirt I was wearing.
Is Lambeau morbidly obese and freezingly inhospitable?
Best in Show is a good movie, speaking of dog shows. And according to my dog show competitor coworker the characters are pretty damn close to actual participants.
Better than A Mighty Wind (also a good movie), though obviously not in the same tier as This Is Spinal Tap.
Christopher Guest has been married to Jamie Lee Curtis since 1984. I’d rather be his penis than a sentient being, to be honest.
Found a funny:
Hey now
Youre a coinstar
Put your dimes on
this plaaate
Hey now
Get your swear jar
check your car for
loose chaaange
& all i eat’s McDonalds
I saw Parasite won best picture.
That movie was legit.
Can Recommend!
I never miss the dog show! I watch it with my cat, Henry. My dog Bear died last year, but he would have won it every year of his life!
Awwwww! That’s cool. I’m sorry about Bear.
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