This picture
I was masturbating to thinking about this picture that Unsurprised posted in the Saturday Open Thread as I was watching my Psych marathon that I have been telling you about in my weekly posts. I quickly zoomed in on certain things about this picture in the typical Shawn Spencer manner.
As always, I have some questions.
- This girl is a secret agent, right?
- I mean, who carries around a metal case with nothing in it (except for the unseen gun underneath the blue cover) and no clothes?
- If she IS a secret agent, does that mean that the Gucci bag is real?
- Are there any real Gucci bags left anywhere now that every woman I know can pick fakes up at the Fashion District for pennies on the dollar?
- Who thought it was a good idea to make a Gucci/Fucci rollaway travel bag?
- Those sandals are hideous, aren’t they?
- They’ve got to be a part of her disguise, right?
- Why has that toothbrush never been used?
- I get that you don’t want to leave DNA behind, but don’t you think good oral hygiene is important for secret agents/contract killers?
- Why would any good contractor put an electrical panel inside of a bathroom?
- Or is that the secret escape hatch so she can evade the cops if they are on to her?
- That bracelet carries all her documentation, credit cards, and access codes, doesn’t it?
- Isn’t that why she’s completely naked?
- Do you think that shade of red makes her look like a whore?
- Isn’t it great that her makeup is still on perfectly post-murder?
- I like the dark woods, but don’t you think a nice cherry wood would greatly enhance the mood of this room?
- Why do you think she felt the need to get breast implants?
- Were they paid for by the agency?
- Can she write them off on her taxes?
- Does she even pay taxes?
- You know why she only has that little tiny towel, right?
- Isn’t it obvious that she has the body wrapped up in the bath towels?
- Isn’t it nice when hotels get you the super large and fluffy bath towels so that you can swaddle yourself and your murder victims/targets like a baby?
- Will Hippo place a bet with me as to whether there is any hair hidden by that tiny towel?
- Even if I gave him 20-1 odds?
LMFAO. As long as I don’t end up chasing some pseudo-hooker who tried to rob me, around a strip club again, when it’s like 6 degrees out, you guys bet anything you want.
Florida’s governor is a big dumb motherfucker, isn’t he?
His ignorance knows no bounds.
I think the recipe for the coronavirus vaccine is somewhere inside her. Cover me, I’m going in.
She likes cider.
Found a funny:
RESEARCHER: In front of you is one marshmallow. But if you can wait 15 minutes, I’ll give you–
TRUMP: (eats marshmallow and researcher)
Taint my problem.
There’s more meat on that towel than on her body.
Come on! Blood and “other fluids” soak through towels and leave traces.
It’s like he’s never read any of Scotchy’s “fictitious” posts…smdh
Joe Biden has access to all of the DNC’s resources and I’m sure the support of lots of silicon valley dipshits. Why is he releasing videos that look like promos from early playstation wrestling games? If it’s a room with weird lighting or something, fucking do it in the backyard, or just CGI the whole thing so assholes like me don’t start posting Sega CD memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNuz1sO8hss
Because he’s a senile old piece of shit
My wife just reinserted her belly button ring, if you’re wondering how quarantine is going.
“Au revoir, mon anneau pénien!” – French Horatio
No rings here. I’d have torn that off with my zipper years ago
Was this a Prince Albert accident?
I bet landing strip
I noticed in the catalogue the shows the option that the “French” is nearly the same dimensions as the “Brazilian.”
This is the post that goes viral.
So to speak.
I feel bad for the 2020 Olympians who can’t compete because of a Dick Pound decision. It’s Eugene Robinson all over again.
I love the 25 Questions series.
Maybe her code name was Moistened Towelette for this mission?