I don’t know about you, but the need for outside contact has finally hit a wall. We met a friend in the park for beverages yesterday. I brought a cooler of beers, some plastic cups, chips & salsa in separate containers for four people, cushions & chairs. We settled into a corner away from other people, laid out the spread, and proceeded to spend the next 90 minutes acting like Europeans in a travel ad. It was a tad breezy, but no one seemed to mind.

It’s a far-sight better than the people who decided to brave social custom & venture out of town for the weekend. News reports have locals yelling “Shame!” at visiting tourists as they drove off ferries or walked as a family down main streets. Now, it’s quite wrong of the tourists to bring their phlegm to a foreign locale, but it’s quite another to do something that the rest of the tourism sector will long remember for years to come. I guess those patchouli candles just sell themselves, Ravensong.

In other news, we seem to have hit a wall with the tolerance level in the Beerguy household. Shit will no longer be tolerated, and punches have finally been thrown.

Really, there’s an entire bucket of toys. Why so obsessed over the same one you guys?


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • Biography: Dolly – 8:00 PM | A&E
    • Exploring the genius songwriter behind the rhinestones and the private individual who reveals almost everything in the lyrics of her songs.
  • Spy Wars with Damian Lewis – 8:00 PM | Smithsonian
    • A spotlight on the FBI mole that gave out the identities of U.S. double agents assigned in Russia.
  • 2019 NBA Finals Revisited – 8:00PM | TSN
    • Raptors vs. Warriors – Game 6 (June 13, 2019)
      • Series finale
  • Killing Eve – 9:00 PM | AMC – Third season premiere!
    • Eve is attempting to rebuild her life, having been shot by Villanelle. Villanelle is also moving on, until she is approached by an old foe. Carolyn is being undermined at work and Kenny can’t leave his own investigation into The Twelve alone.
  • Biography – 10:00 PM | A&E
    • The Willie Nelson tribute concert features a line up of performers, including George Strait; Jimmy Buffett; Chris Stapleton; Dave Matthews; Eric Church; Emmylou Harris; Jack Johnson; Sheryl Crow; Vince Gill; Norah Jones and The Little Willies; and many more.

Enjoy your holiday Sunday.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

I’m in Los Angeles and working remotely in Quebec, and tomorrow (Easter Monday) is a statutory holiday. Apparently, the rest of Canada got Good Friday off.

Mr. Ayo

I also got myself off on Friday. Kismet!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Me too, also.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

Even the great philosophers made mistakes. Aristotle, for example, believed that groove was in the brain

Game Time Decision

Mrs GTD is watching 90 day fiancee and omg are all those folks awful. Dumb as rocks and with about the same personality. And then add in the entitlement and total lack of self awareness, makes for some cringe worthy teley

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

How many years did it take to grow that sweet ‘stache?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He waited a suitable amount of time before he purchase the old time style “Mustache Rides 50 cents” T-shirt.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Free book offer posted below, awaiting censor’s approval. I think bad word is…. well, we’ll see.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Old buddy and his wife came out for a socially distant drinking event this afternoon. They visited with the dogs, and we hung out on the patio and had a couple of bottles of wine, including a 1997 Barolo I had been hoarding. Got nice and lit, and drunk-dialed my nephew and told him and his GF not to get knocked up at this time, get another puppy instead; then talked to my cousin and her new husband who are supposed to visit mid-July. I guess I’m as light hearted as I have been in several days.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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A walk is good too.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I saw this movie in the theater back in 1970 or 1971. Don’t know why I just thought of it again. Only 2 bucks on Amazon Prime! May be where we are headed…comment image

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Has anyone seen the movie Parasite? Where at the beginning they are hunting around for a wifi signal to leech off? That’s my life now.

Viva La Tabula Raza

If you park out in my front yard, you can mooch off two wi-fi signals from my house; not even passwod protected. But I think that the distance from there to here might be problematic.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You’ve already guessed around ten of my passwords.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Several are related to a mix of fetishes Hippo is disgusted by and Archer quotes.

And Archer quotes about fetishes Hippo is disgusted by.

yeah right

If you’re searching for wifi in El Segundo and see a signal called “Trumps tiny confused peener” IM me for the password.

LemonJello

Welp. I need to go get ready to face the work week…
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Is your job “diatomaceous earth pool filter”?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Badger Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Time for me to cook something up.

LemonJello

Wait, wait, wait…tomorrow is Monday?!?!
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litre_cola

Easter Monday. Resurrection Bugaloo 2.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

No. No commute for me. But I may have to run to the store.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also hanging grenades by the fuse pin is Hollywood at its best.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

So I watched Molly’s Game last night, and I have some thoughts:
1. Anything with Jessica Chastain is worth my time.
2. Tobey Maguire (generally acknowledge to be Jesse Eisenberg’s “Player X”) is a major league asshole.
3. High stakes poker is a dirty, dirty world.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Maguire plays the biggest role in Bloom’s memoir, and there appear to be elements of him in “Player X,” played by Michael Cera in the movie. (Sorkin even nods at Maguire, who played Spider-Man, with a line about the unnamed actor playing a superhero.) In the book, Bloom writes that Maguire once offered her $1,000 to bark like a seal and stormed off when she refused. However, Maguire didn’t take the game from her like Player X does in the movie — another player did. But Bloom writes that the actor was the one who gleefully called her informing her that she had lost her weekly game.”

Dunstan

Yeah, of course, Cera rather than Eisenberg. Getting my curly-haired moppets mixed up.

To me, the worst aspects of “Player X” had to do with (mild spoilers) recruiting a solid but mentally flawed player for the express purpose of getting him so far in debt that X would be able to buy a piece of his action cheap, and playing in the same game where he owns pieces of other players.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Mild spoilers” sounds like we can still use the chicken.

Dunstan

Not after what you did with it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tenderized….. mildly.

Unsurprised

He’s in a crew called The Pussy Posse. The card game is probably not in the top ten most asshole things he’s done.

rockingdog

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let’s avoid any pretense and just bring the bottle to the coffee table and set it in its rightful place right next to the remote.

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Anybody’s mate acting a little weird in ‘isolation’?

herodotus450

Well there is this one guy, never really noticed him before, but now he’s got that crazy look in his eye. He doesn’t say much, just mimics my actions when I do spot him. And he seems to live in a weird room that I can’t enter and everything is mirrored…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

No more than usual, wanted to know if I needed a haircut…
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ArmedandHammered

/nervously kicks rolled up carpet leaking blood behind the door/ Not anymore, why?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, same here except mine is leaking air and stuffing.

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LemonJello

“What’s the count?”
“Well, he got the tip and two balls.”

ArmedandHammered

I like the catcher’s immediate sympathy cover up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes. What was the lady in the front row’s reaction? She was shielded from directly viewing the nut sack attack. That seems like more of a reaction than just one based on the hit(s). Also of note is the extreme lack of beer being possessed by the “crowd.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

“Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!”

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LemonJello

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We could have gone to the bottom gradually, but this jumps off the cliff.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

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Viva La Tabula Raza

BOOM! box

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Dont mind if I do!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sooooooo stoned.

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I will be ready for tomorrow’s Webex.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Showing symptoms.

Gumbygirl

Those dogs! You made my day! Well… you, your dogs,the weed, and the 12 metric tons of Easter candy I have been shoving in my gob all day!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed; the GOOD DOGS soundtrack just made it perfect.

herodotus450

This parmesan is very salty.

LemonJello

This courtesan is very haughty.
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This mamma-san is very naughty.

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Dunstan

“Hey! I came up with rhyming HOTTIE with NOTTIE! You’ll be hearing from my lawyers!” — Paris Hilton

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ArmedandHammered

Well anything from her would definitely be “Worlds Deadliest Catch”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gronk would like a word.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Knottie…….

Viva La Tabula Raza

Speaking of incest, here’s one that might make you squirm a little uncomfortably.
https://www.amazon.com/Garden-Sand-Thompson-Earl/dp/0786709464
I’ll send you my copy for free, just give me a mailing address. Hell, I’ll send you the sequel, too.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0451089898/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i2

Warthog