Your “Time Is An Illusion” Friday Evening Open Thread

With the way things are these day my diurnal rhythm is completely messed up.   I’m lucky if I know what day it is, let alone what time it is most of the time these days.

Now part of that is due to the fact that my mother fell a few weeks back and when she did she somehow managed to knock my big clock off the wall and break it.  I was going to go get another one but it didn’t seem necessary all things considered right now.  I’ve still got the time on the microwave and the coffee maker.

Then we had a power outage.  Well shit.

And frankly I’ve been too lazy to reset them.  If I want to know what time it is I either have to find my phone or boot up the computer.

Not that it matters anyway.  I have no particular place to be on any schedule currently.

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Time For Sports…Or Maybe Not

NFL

Of course the big sports news this week is the NFL Draft.  Well, I suppose it’s almost the only sports news.  At least that which anyone cares about at the current TIME (see what I did there?).

NFL Draft Round 1 Results (with CBSSports Pete Prisco’s grade)

You’re On The Clock!!!!!

(Hehehehe)

1. Cincinnati – Joe Burrow QB, LSU (A)
   
2. Washington – Chase Young EDGE, OHIOST (A)
   
3. Detroit – Jeff Okudah CB, OHIOST (B)
   
4. NYG – Andrew Thomas OL, UGA (B+)
   
5. Miami – Tua Tagovailoa QB, BAMA (B)
   
6. San Dieg….errrr… LAC – Justin Herbert QB, OREG (B)
   
7. Carolina – Derrick Brown DL, AUBURN (A+)
   
8. Arizona – Isaiah Simmons LB, CLEM (B-)
   
9. Jacksonville – CJ Henderson CB, FLA (B+)
   
10. Cleveland – Jedrick Wills Jr. OL, BAMA (B)
    
11. NYJ – Mekhi Becton OL, LVILLE (B)
    
12. Oakl…errrrr…Los Ang…errrr…Oakl…errrr….Las Vegas – Henry Ruggs III WR, BAMA (A)
    
13. Tampa Bay – Tristan Wirfs OL, IOWA (B)
    
14. San Francisco – Javon Kinlaw DL, SC (B-)
    
15. Denver – Jerry Jeudy WR, BAMA (B)
    
16. Atlanta – A.J. Terrell CB, CLEM (C+)
    
17. Dallas – CeeDee Lamb WR, OKLA (B+)
    
18. Miami Again – Austin Jackson OL, USC (C+)
    
19. Vegas Again – Damon Arnette CB, OHIOST (B)
    
20. Jacksonville Again – K’Lavon Chaisson EDGE, LSU (B+)
    
21. Philadelphia – Jalen Reagor WR, TCU (B)
    
22. Minnesota – Justin Jefferson WR, LSU (A)
    
23. LAC Again – Kenneth Murray LB, OKLA (B)
    
24. New Orleans – Cesar Ruiz OL, MICH (A)
    
25. San Francisco Again – Brandon Aiyuk WR, ARIZST (B+)
    
26. Green Bay – Jordan Love QB, UTAHST (D)
    
27. Seattle – Jordyn Brooks LB, TXTECH (C+)
    
28. Baltimore – Patrick Queen LB, LSU (B)
    
29. Tennessee – Isaiah Wilson OL, UGA (B+)
    
30. Miami with the hat trick….ooops wrong sport – Noah Igbinoghene CB, AUBURN (A+)
    
31. Minnesota Again – Jeff Gladney CB, TCU (B)
    
32. Kansas City – Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB, LSU (B-)
    

There you have it.  And of course rounds 2 and 3 are tonight.  Rounds 4 through 7 tomorrow.

But you know what I say?  FUCK ROUNDS 2-7.  Won’t be watching.  Last night was boring enough And I feel like I wasted my TIME (Hehehehe).

MLB

MLB is now discussing a new plan.  Previously they were going to try to play a full season with all teams in Arizona.  Now it’s expanded to include not only Arizona but also Florida and Texas.

The TIMING of their plan is up in the air (Ha! Boom!).

Also, A-Rod and J-Lo (come on you twits it’s TIME to start using your real names) are trying to buy the New York Mets now (man I am on fire).

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What Time Is It Anyway?

TIME foar teh sexy I guess?

If there’s a clock of some sort visible, it’s fair game this week.

Enjoy…

Not gonna lie.  I still don’t know what TIME it is.

Oh, that might help.

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Have a great weekend everyone.  Remember to wind your clocks.

Love ya’s.

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PS:  Aren’t you glad I decided not to post Green Day’s Good Riddance (Time of your life)?  Well don’t get too excited too fast…

Be well and stay safe everyone.  Tell those you love that you love them while you still have TIME.

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