Your “Will The Song Remain The Same?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets:

  • Coaches can return to team facilities as of Friday, according to the league office.
    • Coaches may return only if the team has “received necessary permission from state and local governments to reopen its facility,” according to the league memo.
    • Clubs may also increase the number of employees in the facility to a total of 100, if allowed by local authorities.
      • But only players receiving rehab treatments are allowed in the facilities at present.
    • Of all 32 teams, only the 49ers are the only team unable to open on Friday, due to existing County health protocols.
      • Which tells you what Santa Clara thinks of Jed York.
  • The Packers are being lauded today for their team response to current events.
    • They produced a team video in response to current events, wherein a dozen prominent players make statements about the need to pursue racial equality.
      • Naturally, the backwoods hunters have differing opinions.
    • It seems a far-better response than saying you spoke to your college players about things, only to be outed as having done nothing of the sort.

  • Bills rookie QB Jake Fromm, who I remind you was drafted in the 5th round out of Georgia, has apologized for some racist text messages sent last year.
    • In the texts, which were dated March 16, 2019, Fromm said he thinks “guns are good” but then added, “Just make them very expensive so only elite white people can get them haha.”
    • They were apparently to a girl friend or girlfriend, and the responses to her outing these messages are what you’d expect from the mouthbreathers of the internet.

https://twitter.com/ashleymp20/status/1268392579193876482

Did you feel a hot breeze this morning? One that felt like a swift whirlwind of recantation & apology? If so, that was Drew Brees hurrying to respond to a crisis he caused.

  • You may recall that on Wednesday he said this when interviewed by Yahoo! Finance:
    • “I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag of the United States of America or our country,” Brees said. “Let me just tell what I see or what I feel when the national anthem is played and when I look at the flag of the United States. I envision my two grandfathers, who fought for this country during World War II, one in the Army and one in the Marine Corp. Both risking their lives to protect our country and to try to make our country and this world a better place. So every time I stand with my hand over my heart looking at that flag and singing the national anthem, that’s what I think about.
  • Which then led to Malcolm Jenkins going off, saying – amongst other things – that Brees, “unfortunately … unfortunately, you’re somebody who doesn’t understand their privilege.”

  • Then Detective Moreland got involved: (the whole thread is an impressive read)

  • So this morning, with all the haste a PR firm could muster, Drew Brees issued the following statement:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBA1P3gHpT_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Most people seemed to accept it, although with a bit of a side-eye,

and then there was a stupid man with a microphone & a daily TV show…

I think we also know who today’s good internet dog is, despite entitled shitheels like Florio questioning the intellectual honesty of the whole thing.


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • College Baseball:
    • Collegiate Summer Baseball Invitational
      • Game 1 – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Game 2 – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • The Collegiate Summer Baseball Invitational in Bryan, Texas. The four-team tournament has players from over 70 Div. I schools, including Auburn, Texas Tech, South Carolina, Alabama, Oregon State, TCU and NC State.
      • It’s basically a draft showcase.
  • Caddyshack – 8:00PM | BBC America
    • You know you want to watch it.
  • 2020 Royal Rumble – 8:00PM | FS1
    • It’s only notable for the last match. The rest of it was pretty “meh”.
  • NFL’s Greatest Games – 8:00PM | NBCSN
    • The 1998 Super Bowl – Broncos vs. Packers
  • Top Chef – 10:00PM | Bravo / Food Network Canada
    • The final five travel to Italy, where the chefs must make an aperitivo for 30 locals from the town of Lucca that pairs perfectly with a Peroni beer; then, they hunt the elusive white truffle which they must use in a dish for a Tuscan food festival.
      • The season finale is next week.

That’s “This Week in NFL Twitter”. Stay tunes for Balls tomorrow night, and something from me this weekend. Stay safe.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

For the first time since the virus started I finally got to wash my car tonight. The batmobile had gotten pretty rough. I’ve also got an appointment for a haircut.

It’s still pretty fucking far from ok.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some subways are friendlier than others.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well this should be interesting – in my zeal to call out the hated Roger Goodell for what I continue to insist is a fabricated 40 time, one of my friends from poker claimed that he thought he could run a sub 5.0 in the 40 yard dash. Another player similarly thought he could pull it off. So we might put something together for charity: i.e. if they can’t do it I’ll donate $X to charity, if then CAN do it I’ll donate $2X. And vice versa for them, and anyone else who wants to bet on or against them.

It’s going to be interesting, because one was an All-American ballplayer, the other played at the D-league level in the NBA (I think – if not that something pretty close).

I still don’t think either of them can do it, though the NBA guy might – MIGHT – pull it off.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

I’ve got 5 dollars!

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve got $100 says they both beat me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

As the resident food guy I can only say that without America being a melting pot our food would really and truly suck.

If we didn’t have the influence of heat from the Caribbean, West African, Mexican influence we would have no spicy heat, without the Asian influence we would have no funk/spicy/savory.

Every cuisine uses a form of egg roll.

Every cuisine uses a form of flat bread.

Every cuisine uses a pickled garnish.

Every cuisine uses food that is fresh and local to the region.

The culinary world was built on acceptance and invitation to new flavors.

It is through true acceptance that we can expand our horizons in every way.

Food and drink is the most relatable.

We are all the same.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“And some form of mayo….”

-WCS

yeah right

Drew Brees would like to apologize for how tone deaf that previous comment was.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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yeah right

Lurch has some next level shit going on.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

i like how she does that

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

You know he would have raped her. It was just his way.comment image

Viva La Tabula Raza

Oh, no, they say he’s got to go…comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Shit
I really have liked working from home for the past 4 months. looking forward to keeping it going, fingers crossed.
The only way i’m gonna look forward to going back into the office is if the gym gets re-opened too. I had a sweet set-up where I would go run treadmill/work-out for 45 min, then take a shower and change, then have a little 5 minute walk to the office listening to the birds chirp.

It was sweet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Good movie elevated by Phoenix’ performance. Not sure why it was so divisive when it came out unless people read too much into any potential politics of it. It would be nice if they didn’t feel the need to reboot Batman every 43 seconds so they could’ve made this the reboot after the Nolan series ended instead of whatever garbage the “Never going to be the MCU” thing is doing with it.

SonOfSpam

It fueled a whole Take Industry to the extent that I had no interest in the movie. FunkyLip is a very good actor and I’m sure it’s a well-done flick, but I just can’t so far.

Looking forward to Tenet because his movies are always interesting. The Sunshine movie was amazing and weird.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I got my geology degree in December 1988, and since oil was in the shitter price-wise I went to work on my master’s degree. Finally got a job in the oil patch as a well-site geologist in August 1990, during the horizontal oil drilling boom and actually was hired the day after Saddam waltzed into Kuwait. In December 1990 a book came out called The Prize: The Epic Quest for Oil, Money, and Power. Excellent story telling, I’ve read it four times since it came out. PBS made an 8 hour documentary out of it, narrated by the original Hawkeye Pierce/Jack Bauer’s dad. It’s streaming on Amazon Prime. Even though the final summary/conclusions of the eighth episode are woefully out of date, the first seven hours, showing the history of the oil industry from the 1850’s through the 1980’s (with a coda updating things related to the Kuwaiti invasion), is really awesome. Full disclosure: early 1990’s production, so 4:3 aspect ratio. Nevertheless, worth a look if you have the opportunity.

Unsurprised

The world’s most incredible resource and we will have pissed it all away in 200 years.

SonOfSpam

Whatever. Just Jurassic Park this bitch and bury everything.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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rockingdog

Thats legit

Viva La Tabula Raza

*Watches the rest of Episode 1*

Man, those fucking Rockefellers were fucking bastards.

Senor Weaselo

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Senor Weaselo
Brick Meathook

The King of Comedy is an amazing film. It is truly a sequel to Taxi Driver, and Rupert Pupkin is just Travis Bickle after his recovery.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shannon Sharpe always makes me think of how much more talented his brother was. And still is.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Sharkbait

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Firewalled, dammit.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Sharkbait

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Gratliff

Watching The Joker finally and there’s Shea Wigham playing a cop for a record-breaking 85th consecutive time, but he’s a detective now, so I guess all those years on the force are finally paying off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGwI7nGehA

Senor Weaselo

Okay, To Tell the Truth has so far had the Black Klansman, and Pee-Wee Herman cosplaying as No-Face.

Also I’m 2/2. Suck it, celebrity panel!

rockingdog

Found a funny:

2020
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Senor Weaselo

Classic.

WCS
Brick Meathook

I’ve spent the last two days perfecting two creations: a signature cheeseburger and a signature steak sandwich.

Tonight I’m going to make a new batch of onion soup (as I did last week), but this time I made my own beef broth, instead of out of a box.

Then I’m going to have onion soup along with one of my signature steak sandwiches.

Sharkbait

Can I come over (and maintain proper distance) and have some?

Brick Meathook

Pay the cover charge and you may (minimum purchase required)

Redshirt

My family makes French Onion Soup all the time. Pour French onion soup into bowls or small cups that can be put in own. Put croutons in the soup. Put shredded swiss cheese over the bowls or cups and broil until the cheese is brown.

Brick Meathook

Actually I made a major error up there. I made beef stock, not broth. Big difference.

Dunstan

Eh, culinary experts (of which I am not) seem to differ on that. I’m not sure how useful a distinction it is.

Brick Meathook

You can turn a stock into a broth; you can drink broth like soup, but you can’t (or shouldn’t) drink stock. Broth is salted; stock is not.

Stock is rendered down bone tissue and marrow, with just a few aromatics in the water (onion garlic, some herbs, celery – you can also add carrots and parsnips). It is the basis for many many more complex things.

Dunstan

That’s one definition. I’ve also heard that broth is relatively clear and made from non-roasted bones, whereas stock is made from roasted bones and takes on that color. Other sources use the terms interchangeably.

Brick Meathook

Dunstan, you’re lawyering me about broth.

Dunstan

What’s unique about the cheeseburger? Are you grinding your own meat? Sorry, I tried not to make that sound dirty but it couldn’t be helped.

Brick Meathook

My “secret sauce” and how it’s combined with shredded iceberg lettuce, underneath the patty. I also always use higher fat content white American cheese.

Senor Weaselo

What’s on the signature cheeseburger?

Don T

Class

Brick Meathook

“Secret Sauce” mixed with shredded iceberg lettuce, hi-fat white American cheese, bread & butter pickle chips.

The “Secret Sauce” is my variation on the Hot Shoppes “Mighty Mo” burger sauce of my youth. And that is based on mayonnaise mixed with Heinz Chili Sauce, which is also the basis of Thousand Island dressing, Crab Louis dressing, and Big Mac secret sauce, but there are ingredient variations between them all.

scotchnaut

The 3 slices of pizza/10 chicken wings are done and so am I. Nighters.

/really, sincerely, love you all
//you’re such a great group of folks

Unsurprised

Quitter

rockingdog

Thats Snackin

Redshirt
Unsurprised

Meanwhile, Satan remains unaffected

Redshirt

With Super Bowl XXXII playing, here’s a nice discussion question: If the Broncos didn’t draft Terrell Davis, or get a running game, and John Elway didn’t win two Super Bowls to end his career, would he still be considered a Hall of Fame QB and one of the best QBs in history?

LemonJello

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Dunstan

This is why I’m not a big believer in the notion that you aren’t great unless you have a ring.

I mean, I’m fine with taking it into account. You can’t ignore, e.g. Brady’s Super Bowls.

Your Elway example is a good one. Another one I like to use is Jim Kelly. Does he go from being a good QB to a great one if Scott Norwood makes that field goal?

litre_cola

I think Jim Kelly does due to how good he was with those Buffalo teams and how bad Norwood was in the clutch.

If Horsey John does nae win those Sups he would definitely not be in the position he is today.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is a jaw dropping argument

scotchnaut

Interesting question. If the Steelers didn’t draft LC Greenwood, Joe Greene, Jack Ham, Jack Lambert, Lynn Swan, Franco Harris, John Stallworth and others, would Terry Bradshaw still be considered a Hall of Fame qb and one of the best qb’s in history?

Redshirt

That’s an excellent point. Elway was at least a clutch QB. Bradshaw’s stats weren’t all that good, but he gets credit for being QB for four Super Bowl teams.

herodotus450

Aw geez cant we talk about something clear cut and straightforward like piecemeal ship repair instead of this?

Redshirt

We could talk about why my pool doesn’t want to hold onto its Free Chlorine?

Gumbygirl
Senor Weaselo

It’s a neigh from me.

scotchnaut

Yet another delivery pizza has plopped itself onto the kitchen counter. When will this mad consumption of empty carbohydrates end?

LemonJello

/quietly checks to see if there are any spikes in open missing persons cases involving pizza delivery drivers

Dunstan

Those aren’t empty carbs. Look at all the grease they’re delivering, too!

WCS

I’m not exactly paying attention, but, Westworld the movie was weird. This show is a bad acid trip coupled with a three-day hangover.

Brick Meathook

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Viva La Tabula Raza

All that smoking gave Yul the cancer that kilt him. He even made some PSA’s about it before he etcetera etcetera etcetera’d his way off this mortal coil. So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

Redshirt

Lady on CNN Radio: “Colin Kaepernick only decided to take a knee because an Army Ranger says when you take a knee, you do it to honor the fallen. He was doing it to honor those who died from police brutality.”

Me: “WHY ISN’T THIS THE NARRATIVE?! ALL WE HEAR ABOUT IS POLICE BRUTALITY! WHY DON’T THEY MENTION THEY’RE TRYING TO HONOR THOSE WHO DIED?! THAT’S A LOT BETTER THAN ‘ALL COPS SUCK!’!!! THAT WAY IT CAN’T BE HIJACKED LIKE ITS AGAINST ALL COPS OR THE MILITARY?! WHY DID IT TAKE FOUR YEARS FOR THIS TO COME UP?!?!?!”

Drive Thru Speaker: “I can’t speak to Colin Kaepernick’s motives or the public and media’s presentation of the protest, sir. But what would you like to eat?”

Me: “Oh, #1, Single with a Cherry Vanilla Coke to drink. And a Grilled Chicken Go Wrap.”

Drive Thru Speaker: “We don’t serve that anymore, sir?”

Me: “WHY DON’T YOU SERVE THAT ANYMORE?! I LOVED THAT!”

Unsurprised

Because this is ass covering and the original response was the genuine one. They couldn’t give less of a shit for the fallen. This country thumps its chest about being pro-troop, but it has through its entire history treated soldiers and veterans like dogshit and always will because they’re just props. That’s all they ever will be.

Redshirt

I couldn’t agree more regarding the veterans.

scotchnaut

“You? You’re getting it on and you’re bang on.”

-T-Rex

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brick Meathook

Actually I got treated pretty well. I’m a World War II combat award recipient though.

Redshirt

Confirmed: In the future, Brick will invent time travel and travel back to WWII and be a war hero.

Brick Meathook

I’ve already got the award I might as well go back and earn it.

Senor Weaselo

No Go Wrap? BURN IT ALL DOWN!

SonOfSpam

No curfew in my city tonight! I’m gonna…watch shit TV and drunkenly comment on DFO.

VIVA LIFE.

WCS

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

You’d better. You’ve got a big day tomorrow.

HRTN foreshadowing

WCS

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LemonJello

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litre_cola

Ah yes, the great Friday Morning Acid Trip!
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Redshirt

The sad truth is when COVID-19 is past and we can go outside without fear of dying…America will still be on their asses watching TV and ordering delivery for dinner.

LemonJello

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Senor Weaselo

Yeah, but it’ll be by choice!

ballsofsteelandfury

Beastie will appreciate this:

So, I’ve been able to work from home more lately. I like having something in the background, so I’ve been playing my DVDs of the Andy Sidaris movies on mute while working.

Bad idea. The other day I was on the phone and couldn’t concentrate on what the guy was saying to me as Cynthia Brimhall danced in front of me…
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scotchnaut

So you were… #Picassotriggered?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Wait, you mute Sidaris movies? How are you getting the full experience without the scintillating dialogue…?

But yeah, working from home alternates between, “Yeah, no commute for me! More time to get stuff done!” and “Damn, that was a great RiffTrax! Wait, it’s six already? Shit…”

ballsofsteelandfury

Luckily, I have a lot of it memorized.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

BTW, here’s another movie for you: Fast Company. It stars William Motherfuckin’ Smith as a top fuel drag racer, with Claudia Jennings as his girlfriend and John Saxon as the evil corporate sponsor.

It’s not really Sidaris-like, but it captures that late ’70s racing vibe pretty well. Best of all, it’s directed by David Cronenberg (!).

SonOfSpam

John Saxon, aka the white guy in Enter The Dragon.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Which was offered to William Smith, but he had another movie commitment. Which really proves that we live in the Darkest Timeline.

Gratliff

Ed Reed–who looks to have stepped out of a time machine sent back from 40 years in the future–was not as diplomatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylrAVzFYxYo

scotchnaut

He thinks he’s so high and mighty-standing on his soapbox!*

*It’s actually a refrigerator box

scotchnaut

Just hired my son for the busy summer months. He’s working for the family business now. Will he be able to skin the corpses of hobos just like his father, grandfather, great grandfather, great, great grandfather and supernova grandfather? #fingerscrossed

Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s probably a genetic talent, just like Trump’s sociopathy.

Viva La Tabula Raza

The high point of my schedule these days is to anxiously refresh DFO until I determine whether the evening open thread is up at 6pm CDT or 7pm CDT.

ballsofsteelandfury

Fridays are at 7 because tits.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Viva La Tabula Raza

Great, now you’ve removed even that slight thrill of anticipation. My life has become Groundhog Week.

litre_cola

Get stoned, go to the wine store, buy 6 then tape brown bags around them. Every bottle is a surprise!

ballsofsteelandfury

IT’S ALMOST FRIDAY!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
SonOfSpam

Looks like if Quato escaped that guy’s stomach.

Dunstan

Game of Thrones would have been very different if the producers had to go with their second choice for Tyrion Lannister.

herodotus450

I know I dont need to spell this out for the DFO inner circle, but just in case, it’s obvious that all this rioting and protesting and apologies and forgiveness is a MANUFACTURED scam purportrated by the real deplorables of the world, the unforgiveables, the Prussians. Someone get me the next flight to Elba!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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