Sexy Friday, mid-June pool time!

In most of the northern hemisphere, the middle of June is perfect pool weather. It’s hot, but not suffocatingly hot like it can be in July, August, and September. Also, it’s close enough to the end of winter that everyone is still excited about getting out into the sun.

Today’s theme is thus Tik Tok girls posing next to pools. But more on that later…

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Sprots News

In a little less than 4 hours, we will have the Brisbane Lions taking on the Fremantle Dockers from their home stadium of The Gabba in beautiful and sunny Queensland. The game will be shown live and in colour on Fox Sports 2 in the United States starting at 8:30 PM Pacific.

It will be followed at 11:30 PM Pacific time by Carlton Blues v Melbourne Demons live and in colour on TSN4.

Of course, every game is available on the Watch AFL app that comes with your International Member status, if you have become a member of an AFL club. You can also get the Watch AFL separately. It’s relatively inexpensive considering you get every single AFL game, replays, and Fox Footy programming direct from Australia.

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Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:

Not sure if that doggie likes the water or not.
I would not have guessed Mykonos on Geoguessr…
That’s a nice backyard!
Two tears in a bucket…
So much good stuff here…
Double Trouble.
How hot is it?
They look like little curtains you can pull open…
Don’t put the P in our OOL!
Exercise is important! Focus on upper body strength!
I couldn’t wait for it.
Nice hair
Day beds next to pools are awesome!
She must be in an Andy Sidaris movie
Trust me, there’s a pool in this shot.

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And now, the next episode of our new feature!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

My aim each week will be to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.

Today’s band could be considered as one of the original One-Hit Wonders. However, there was more to them, as you’ll discover shortly.

They were from Birmingham and released their first album in 1983. I was still in middle school then and I was fully embracing the new wave sounds coming from the UK. The first (and only) song of theirs that was played on the radio (KROQ here in LA and a handful of stations around North America that played new wave back then) was “The Politics of Dancing”.

The band, of course, was Re-Flex:

Re-Flex – The Politics of Dancing

The Politics of Dancing was the only song that got massive airplay in the US. However, the band’s debut album, also called The Politics of Dancing, was full of danceable new wave songs much like their top hit. Amongst them was “Hurt”:

Re-Flex – Hurt

And “Keep In Touch”:

Re-Flex – Keep In Touch

The band enjoyed worldwide success with the single for “The Politics of Dancing” and good success in the UK for the album. They followed up this success with a second album titled “Humanication”.

Unfortunately, the band’s American record company, EMI, thought the album was “too political” and refused to release it. One of those “political songs” on that album was “How Much Longer”. It’s funny and ironic how the lyrics from 1986 are very appropriate for today’s times:

Re-Flex – How Much Longer

The party on the left is the party on the right
If there ain’t no choice, then there ain’t no fight
The pride of the west is the shame of the east
There’s too much ego and not enough to eat
They read between the words, they read between the lines
They see everything, but they can’t see that they’re blind
You talk about this and they talk about that
But talk is talk and facts are facts

Sit down, sit up, it’s your situation
What we want is participation
Sit down, sit up, it’s your situation
What we need is participation

Get behind me
Come on, get behind me

How much longer must we wait
For you to realize
We have got to put things straight
‘Cause we’re running out of time

The leaders of the world should hide their heads in shame
From cabinet to cabaret, it’s the price of fame
There’s pollution in the air, pollution in our minds
But what we all want is to get some piece of mind
We’re stuck to our TVs, we’re glued to our seats
We like to watch the news ’cause we’re addict for repeats
So put your money where your mouth is put your fingers in the sockets
Wipe that smile off your face and take your hands out your pockets

Sit down, sit up, it’s your situation
What we want is participation
Sit down, sit up, it’s your situation
What we need is participation

Get behind me
Come on, get, get, get behind me

How much longer must we wait
For you to realize
We have got to put things straight
‘Cause we’re running out of time

How much longer must we wait
For you to realize
We have got to put things straight
‘Cause we’re running out of time

It don’t matter
No, it don’t matter to me
But if no one cares then I despair
We will drown in our apathy
Say what you will
And say what you like
But the question is who will stand
Stand and take the blame

How much longer must we wait
For you to realize
We have got to put things straight
‘Cause we’re running out of time

How much longer must we wait
For you to realize
We have got to put things straight
‘Cause we’re running out of time

How much longer must we wait
For you to realize
We have got to put things straight
‘Cause we’re running out of time

How much longer must we wait
For you to realize
We have got to put things straight
‘Cause we’re running out of time

Incidentally, Sting sang backup vocals on that song. Re-Flex left EMI shortly after the Humanication fiasco. They recorded enough songs for a third album, “Jamming The Broadcast”, but could not get a release deal. They stopped recording but never officially broke up.

In 2010, the band was able to release a box set with all of their recordings. However, in 2012, one of the original band’s members passed away and any plans for future projects were shelved.

Re-Flex had one massive song but they were more than just that one song.

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to maintain the social distancing so that cases/deaths don’t spike and the easing of regulations doesn’t stop. See you next week!

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yeah right
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Two more weeks and you’ve got cheese!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Prolly gotta work to get to French stank status.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Needs more cigarettes.

Brick Meathook

Not me. I hit an absolute wall with that stench. Three days tops.

Brick Meathook routinely changes his socks twice a day. I might be Prussian.

yeah right

That’s a gentlemen’s agreement.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

I made a kick-ass stock tonight from two dead chicken carcasses. I named them Jessica and Andrea.
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Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

bitches got what was comin is what this is

Mr. Ayo

Do the live carcasses impart too much salt from their dying tears?

SonOfSpam

Based on hooker experience it’s negligible.

Brick Meathook

I pay Ralphs to kill’ em for me, and cook ’em too. 2 for $10.

yeah right

They died valiantly!

SonOfSpam

Taint

Ed Love

Always wondered who Ed Love was.

SonOfSpam

hung out with the loser dr dre

Mr. Ayo

Think there’s better places to deposit man seed.

Horatio Cornblower

If that song was any more 80’s I’d be stark naked and jacking off to an INXS song with a belt around my neck.

SonOfSpam

Only if you had the devil inside

WCS

Wowzers. What a finish.
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Mr. Ayo

I don’t know if it’s the crack cocaine or that game, but I’m feeling an adrenaline rush right now.

SonOfSpam

Whatever, just go kill someone and share the video.

Mr. Ayo

Unlike some cowards around here, I’m going to find a person of means.

My person will be front page.

SonOfSpam

Cool. I am safe, so vaya con dios. (that means go kill some fuckwad)

WCS

It can be both.

SonOfSpam

The Game was a Queen album. Prolly not what you’re talking about.

DRAGON ATTACK

Mr. Ayo

Charlie cooled off. But it doesn’t matter.

Mr. Ayo

Less now. Bananacakes!

I just wanted a background match, but this is full foreground material.

Mr. Ayo

And there’s a terrible behind.

SonOfSpam

– all British men, all the time

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

Great song by a great band that couldn’t be bothered to even try to lip-synch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgf_btTFlc

Brick Meathook

I saw Frank Black solo at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver in 2006. This was the second most pot smoke in the air I’ve ever seen at a concert.

SonOfSpam

First? That’s right, Frank Stallone.

Brick Meathook

Led Zeppelin

SonOfSpam

when where NAME IT

Saw Page/Plant in Irvine about 1994 but not the same

Brick Meathook

May 25, 1977
Capital Centre, Landover MD
my mom drove me there and I did not have a “cool” mom

SonOfSpam

Shit that’s good Zeppelin though.

(puts on Ten Years Gone)

Mr. Ayo

AFL version of What Is A Mark? in tribute to the NFL.

Mr. Ayo

Looking at you Dez

Horatio Cornblower

Katy Perry and Kacey Musgraves and I’ll throw a stiff arm at anyone trying to get between me and Musgraves.

Other than my wife and the court behind that damn restraining order.

SonOfSpam

Wife is playing Erasure in the kitchen, Gonna get pegged.

SonOfSpam

WE’LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Banner.

Horatio Cornblower

LGBTQ friendly. And that horn section is absolutely kicking ass and taking names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RHBAd5YUR8

SonOfSpam

This is spectacular. Saying that as a too-fat-to-be-gay person.

Horatio Cornblower

Teh gays are really annoyingly in shape.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, damn we-care-about-what-we-look-like-jerks.

Horatio Cornblower

While fully acknowledging Moose’s alternate interest in this, the drummer is out of his goddamn mind on this song, in a very, very, good way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That movie was fucking weird

Horatio Cornblower

Absolutely great live version of an otherwise OK song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XlCFJA3yL4

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

I didn’t know I received FS2, but, hey, cheers to some AFL.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure who Lily Allen’s ex is, but holy fuck did she toss him under a bus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qa28ZrHPcc

Horatio Cornblower
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I watched the replay of collingwood and richmond and damn, I don’t understand how that first quarter went with the rest of the game

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Charlie is on fire.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Hell yes he is. 28 in the first half?

Shit yes.

yeah right

We’re gonna lose so bad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit, I just remembered someone we should have posted on the tWBS memorial sexy friday thread–
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Horatio Cornblower

“Bad URL time stamp”

Fuck it, makes as much sense as anything else.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Operator error but maybe the mystery is the way to go

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or fuck it
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Mr. Ayo

Would if we could.

Col. Duke LaCross

Oooof.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Maximum flow put to use.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Horatio Cornblower

But enough about my prom date….

Horatio Cornblower

Gin, Smoke, & Lies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4VJCsF0qk

Also known as the DFO Human Resources handbook.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztibpXAryg4

Good song about drinking with your brother. Reminds me of the time my brother and I were at a party and I wound up fighting with the host, because he liked some girl who wanted to bone my brother wouldn’t stop talking to us, and out of the corner of my eye I see one of his friends running up on me until my brother ran out from the side and absolutely waffled him with a club to the head.

Dunstan

Good evening, fellow degenerates.

It appears that two of my friends may have drinking problems. So that’s a thing. I’m still well into the wine, mind you.

Mr. Ayo

Good thing you don’t call me a friend.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

My insurance premiums would go through the roof.

Horatio Cornblower

Two? Wow, didn’t know Pope Francis I hung out here!

yeah right

Let’s go Dockers!

Fuck yeah, it’s AFL time!

I told everybody with a betting account to bet Brisbane to cover 20.

Know your team.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh look, he grew a beard! And it’s not Olivia Munn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2KasivROc

Senor Weaselo

Hey, he’ll try anything to make the family not recognize him.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I know there is no way to tell based on what I am posting, all the intellectual stuff, but I am a little fucked up.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

Honestly it’s more fun to imagine you doing this shit sober

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Me, Moose, and maybe Brick?

Fuck everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kX8lqXAONg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Eh, can’t win em all

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

oh sure don’t even TRY tracking the plate

Mr. Ayo

AFL is back!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

Pancake butts…. one of the few things I’m sure most people don’t miss from the 80s

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Horatio Cornblower

It is absolutely a good idea to crack one of these after getting back from the bonfire at your brothers where you were already five beers deep, because concepts like “weekends”, “calendars”, and “hangovers” are now absolutely meaningless.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

oddly enough, I just fed the fish in our aquarium.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is worse than waterboarding as it adds the extreme boredom of golf with unpredictable pain.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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What are you drinking?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

I relate to the frustration in this gif on a spiritual level

Horatio Cornblower

I, too, do not have central AC

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

She’s giving the look 100% of women have given me on a date.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am so charming I only get the look 99% of the time. It doesn’t even have to be a date.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

“Now”? Where the shit have you aliens been this year?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice jacket.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You forgot the “ing”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jacketing……

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Now that is how you end a night.

Or several nights, assuming you’re Keith Richards.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man why can’t gws play NOW when I want to watch a sprot instead of tomorrow when ill want to pass out in the afternoon.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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