Not too many people know what Juneteenth is. Considering what we’ve been going through in the last few weeks, that’s both a sad reflection on contemporary society and an opportunity to learn.
Beerguyrob does history much better than I can ever hope to, so I won’t attempt at giving you a summary/short version. I do, however, encourage everyone to Google or Bing “Juneteenth” and consider whether we should add it to the nation’s holidays.
I certainly think we should.
Today’s theme is completely unrelated to today’s date but there is a link. As I am asking you to exercise your minds and learn something new, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls exercising their bodies. But more on that later…
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Sprots News
The sports calendar is filling up! Now, on top of NASCAR and Bundesliga, the AFL and La Liga have officially re-started!
I highly recommend both AFL and La Liga. My fellow soccer enthusiasts on this here site adore the Premier League, but I maintain that La Liga is much more fun to watch. Plus, Barcelona is in La Liga and I love that city/team.
Hippo should get you up to speed tomorrow morning on the soccer matchups of the day. In the meantime, if you can’t sleep, I suggest you turn on either the TSN networks in Canada or the Fox Sports networks in the US and see some AFL I know you will enjoy it.
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Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty and athletic Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:
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And now, the next episode of our new feature!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
My aim each week will be to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.
Today’s band is another one of the original One-Hit Wonders. They were from a town called Mansfield in Nottingham, England. They released a single in 1982 featuring their one and only hit: “Nowhere Girl”.
The band, of course, was B-Movie.
There is a very interesting backstory to this song and band. Shortly after forming in 1980, the group released “Nowhere Girl” as a single in the UK:
This song met with some success but, as you can hear clearly when you hit play, it had a raw sound. By the time 1982 rolled around, New Wave was The Thing and B-Movie re-issued “Nowhere Girl” as a single and altered the sound. That’s the song that was played in the radio on KROQ in LA. I don’t know about the rest of the country or Canada but this song was HUGE in LA:
Inevitably, and to my great pleasure, extended mixes were also released at this time which became highly popular in the dance clubs and at middle school dances:
The success of “Nowhere Girl” seemed to doom the band, however. Internal squabbles led to various members leaving and being replaced. None of the songs they recorded as follow-ups got close to being called a moderate success.
Very quickly, the band fizzled out and broke up. It was the stereotypical bright meteor in the sky that shone extremely bright for a short period of time and then disappeared. If you were around in LA in 1982, though, you saw exactly how bright B-Movie really shone. It was a magical time and place.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to maintain the social distancing so that cases/deaths don’t spike and the easing of regulations doesn’t stop. See you next week!
TIL the love interest from the video for Snuff is the heroine from Hellraiser.
Got a documentary on the making of The Prisoner on, and about to start up a game of Civ VI. Never let it be said that I don’t know how to spend a Friday night.
Watching Joe Bob’s The Last Drive-In finale which happens to be Hellraiser II. Pinhead’s actor and the woman who played Kirsty are currently explaining working with a maggot wrangler on-set.
Pinhead: We have such sights to show you, Kirsty…
Kirsty: You mean the maggots? Yeah, I’ve seen ’em.
Pinhead: …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUTRUs9Lxg
One wonders how many people have cranked it to Iowa’s Civil War monuments
x = x + 1
Which battle does this commemorate?
The Brave Ride Up Nippled Mountains
This is why we fight (except for the gays).
It’s either David Bowie or sexy Abe Lincoln.
The Young Lincoln from a federal court in LA. Dates back to the 30’s or 40’s, I think.
Back when he was still killin’ vampires?
Abe Lincoln hangs out at the DFO HQ with Cookiethulhu ppl forget that
Young David Byrne came to mind first for me.
Stupid sexy Lincoln…
The greatest movie in the history of the world, So I Married An Axe Murderer, is on.
I’l see you in time for AFL in 2 hours.
Like an orange on a toothpick
We got a piper dooon!
My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki.
I love Vicki.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/WkvKcrF
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/Rw1TxLY
I was supposed to see Senorita Weaselo tonight, but my car (Argent the silver Corolla) is still in the shop due to a recall. So she’s currently playing The Last of Us Part II. Considering as she joked I was going to have to lure her to bed tonight, she’ll at least be able to make some progress in the game while I’m not there.
Last of Us II sounds like it’s going to be a considerable drop off from the first. Given that the first one ended with the hero basically dooming the species to extinction, not sure there was much of a need for it.
She was considering finally watching Grave of the Fireflies after playing tonight, you know, to keep things light.
Was “A Serbian Film” not available?
Ice cream sandwich on a stick? Isn’t that redundant?
A what?
Oh, oh, I see it now. Looks like it got added after the ice cream pop was made. Let’s see how it melts.
Hi.
So I’m assuming you guys have seen this?
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/06/sec-threatens-pull-championships-mississippi-over-confederate-emblem-state-flag.html
I’m wondering how Mississippi will react. The SEC and NCAA have considerable leverage here.
NFL did the same thing to AZ about thirty years ago; actually took a Super Bowl away from Phoenix because AZ wouldn’t recognize MLK national holiday. That shit changed AZ’s racist-ass mind pretty quick. The chances of MSU or Ole Miss actually competing for a championship seems remote at this time, so this might be kinda like them getting beat with a nerf or whiffle bat.
The ban is for an NCAA championship in any sport.
Although I don’t know if that changes anything and I’m sure as shit not going to research it further.
I saw that, too. A total NCAA ban would seem to have pretty far-reaching implications.
I need to relax.
That’s not helping…
Ole Miss, home of the Rebels, is probably pretty damn comfortable trading a shot at the SEC Title if they get to keep their loser flag.
It’s Mississippi. Who cares.
Correct answer.
BUT WHAT ABOUT
Yeah, got nothin.
Certainly not God. Maybe a lesser god.
/always thought “Children of a Lesser God” was an awesome title
THEY JUST WANT TO BE COZY DAMMIT.
And yeah, Juneteenth as a national holiday is good, replacing Columbus Day.
What non-MAGA person says no?
The ones trying to get October 13 changed to Indigenous Peoples Day
Well, ok, that seems fair.
Then let’s replace Veterans Day. Already got Memorial Day, living vets already get the VA.
Why do you hate veterans? The Union Army freed the slaves, not Abraham Lincoln.
I don’t hate veterans. But they get a holiday when they die. In the meantime, you guys just suck up medical expenses and discounts on baseball tickets. So you don’t need a holiday is what I’m saying. But in no way is that disrespectful, Mr. Rambo.
Veterans should get two votes, be tax-exempt, and get three more holidays per year only for them. Don’t hate me because I’m a hero; that’s just hating America.
Look, I put a magnetized yellow ribbon on my car bumper. That should be enough.
(Please note: I did not and would not put a magnetized yellow ribbon on my car because how fucking stupid and shallow is that. Much rather just not send them to Iraq for Dick Cheney’s profiteering buddies and let them impregnate fat chicks at local dive bars.)
Plus most car bumpers these days are made out of some kind of rubber or plastic, so that’s why you see less of those magnets on cars these. If you’re a real patriot, though, you’ll put that magnet on your trunklid.
Yeah, they still sell Krazy Glue, or do you hate freedom???
That’s a real litmus test, there. Prove your blood is not just red, but white and blue too!
Hold on, where are these discounts on baseball tickets? Not like they’ll do me any good now.
I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Well, shit, here I am; I guess I already do.
Oh, hey, there, Robert Heinlein.
In the rest of the world, Veteran’s Day is known as Armistice or Remembrance Day, commemorating the end of WWI. The US called it Armistice Day until Eisenhower changed the name to Veterans Day in 1954. From 1971-1974, it fell under the Monday Holiday Bill and was celebrated on the 4th Monday in October. Gerald Ford, Navy veteran, said “Fuck that shit!” in 1975 and it went back to November 11th.
Kurt Vonnegut talks about that in Slaughterhouse 5.
I’d like to live in a glass-walled zoo cage with Montana Wildhack on Tralfamadore. Gotta be better than what’s going on here on Earth right now.
Why do you hate Columbus Day? Why are you anti-immigrant?
Just anti-Columbus. Fuck that guy.
Why?
He’s responsible for Ohio State and child rape. Equally horrific things.
He was a human trafficker, a crap navigator, and generally a garbage human being. Even for the time he lived in he was considered extremely brutal. Fuck him.
You can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs. Nice guys finish last. Without Columbus there’d be no internet.
You’re confusing Columbus with Al Gore.
Without Columbus there’d be no Al Gore. Follow the money.
Maybe Beastmode went to Michigan and hates OSU.
The Native Americans hated him because he was a greaseball wop who came over here illegally and fucked everything up.
HEY O I’M PILLAGIN OVER HERE (grabs crotch)
As a half Italian, yeah, he kinda sucked. Can we have Amerigo Vespucci Day instead?
Al Capone Day
Thanks for the older version (M. Sanchez has left the chat) of “Nowhere Girl” – cool to hear the progression and polish.
This is the song that for years I would say “Hey is this OMD?” and it turns out, no, it was not.
I can dig it.
….man.
At least you didn’t think it was ELO or BTO.
The golden days of movie reviews.
He he “annals”…
DAAAAAAMNNNNNN
I’m in love.
I think this is from that last Cali earthquake…. not sure.
Is that Drew Magary during a high school play?
Probably not the first white spray she has taken in the face.
Being a hot ginger I’d bet the volume over time is there too.
TRUE WCS FACT: I ran cross-country and track against Gillian in high school. I never had the balls to try to talk to her.
THIS HAS BEEN A TRUE WCS FACT
Your school? Rival school? Was she as popular as she should have been?
We went to rival schools. I can’t vouch how popular she was at Lebo, but, I imagine, pretty well.
Let’s put an “s” in her high school name. because reasons.
You could’ve been streets ahead!
“Hope he was okay.”
It’s just a flesh wound.
So like half the indie wrestling scene has been brought down by rape, sexual assault, and harassment allegations in the last 2 days, and a bunch of younger WWE types are also getting accused. It’s even hitting journalists and bloggers. Making this DFO relevant, Brandon Stroud over at Uproxx is one who got accused of harassment and he gave one of those great rambling apologies where he never actually apologizes for anything. While Forbes felt it was important enough to report on yesterday, Uproxx still doesn’t have anything about it, because it is, as always, #upforwhatever.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2020/06/18/speakingout-trends-as-several-top-names-in-wrestling-face-sexual-assault-allegations/#16660c962e3d
Ooof that sucks to hear. Brandon has been my go to for wrestling takes for a few years now. Realistically the only reason I go onto the old site
Happy Friday……
“It’s fine.”
His kids were on that beach, too.
I have to stop eating.
Anyway, https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/Qsx90tH
Pretty sure those fine ladies would prefer you not stop eating them.
Everyone who wants to know what people looked like in the 80s needs to click play on the first extended video.
God, I miss the 80s!
Is it me, or does she seem to have some chest hair in that cleavage?
It looks like combed out head hair, pretty sure she doesn’t have chest hair, odd that you’d think so. Here’s the question; do you bring it to her attention? Offer to remove it? Get a hair dryer and an extension cord and blow it out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0nHPGc5ks
[Julie figured out she wasn’t as interested in boys as she thought]