This week I am continuing to feature sassy n sexy soccer ladies!
Can you spot the hidden theme?
It’s not just that these are all fútbol fans. There’s a little more to it than that.
I’ll also be continuing to showcase awesome songs except this time there is a twist.
Let’s get right to it. Enjoy:
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And now, the next episode of our new feature!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
My aim each week has been to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.
Tonight, we are showcasing songs by different 80’s artists that have the same exact title. Did everyone get it that’s going to get it? Like the Captain says, “Let’s Go!”
We start off with two classic songs about wanting to play football in Dallas:
Did that band name itself after the famous Cure song? Do I like plump Latin asses?
The start to the Vandals song is classic. I don’t know which I prefer. They’re both excellent.
Moving along, this song features a very young and tall Jenna Elfman. Is she related to Oingo Boingo singer Danny Elfman? Do I like big bouncy boobies?
This is one of my favourite Cure songs ever:
Again, it’s pretty difficult to choose a favourite. They’re both great in their own way and I love both bands.
Next, I have for you a song that I bet you anything Yeah Right knows:
Whereas I’m pretty sure everyone knows this song (or at least you should):
To finish off, let’s be different and contrarian:
Where’s my masturbating rope?
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
I see you Balls.
Damn right.
The unmentioned thing is how the rhythm section carries the tune.
Focus people on just the bass and the drum.
like so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89TZVte4xaU
I see you Balls
Haven’t said that in at least 30 pounds.
Donovan sings “Atlantis” on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj9F8pHJF10
The “Billy Batts” scene in Goodfellas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPwgbNMtAZk
Now go get your fuckin shinebox
Hey all. Considering I log into an open thread twice a year, just want you to know I’m glad all of you are actively chatting. Also, don’t object state that your garbage ass music opinions are objective. As a fan of Phish, I can clearly say that what I think is good is what others despise. Also, Brian Urlacher is an asshole. Go Bears!
Objectively. Buenos nachos!
I agree with all of this except that Phish is worth being a fan of.
So is it your subjective opinion that, in fact, they suck?
Literally.
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ByR9Qy8alKA
In a figurative sense.
Whatever, Dick Luger lover. Your opinions are suspect.
Everyone can cherry pick.
https://youtu.be/QMco9jUdwyE
Also, let’s hear some of your favorite bands, Arlington Heights.
Close but not quite.
I’ve been an old man since I was 10, so The Who, Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn were and are my go tos. As I got older, expanded to include Dr. Dog, Samantha Fish, some randomness.
Oh and I won’t apologize for loving Aerosmith, even the honking on Bobo years
All this Touch of Grey stuff below reminds me that I need to draft Big Ben in the DFO Fantasy Football League this weekend.
HOW MUCH GREY YOU WANT? HARF HARF
A pinch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=AXnWlooxUIg&feature=emb_logo
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-partner=”tweetdeck”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>come on henry kissinger you old fuck just give it up we need a win here</p>— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) <a href=”https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1299547565533216768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>August 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
After seeing the last 4 days it seems to me that Prez Cheeto is the guy who plays softball with the name Big Sexy on the back, #69, has to hit 4th and play short. Is easily the worst player you have ever seen but continues to yap.
I hated playing shortstop in softball. Everyone is fucking teeing off at you and the bounces off those infields are more unpredictable than a Mitch Trubisky throw.
Decided to go with a perfect Martini
Didn’t know white claw had that flavor.
*flavoUr
Solid choice
In general I find that drinks that carry a “perfect” in their name are generally the opposite.
Which vermouth do you dislike?
To make it simple I don’t believe the two types of vermouth should ever mix.
/Jeff sessions nods in elfish
They had Batman and Superman fight, so…….
Solid choice
Fuck. Chadwick Boseman died.
What the fuck, cancer? You couldn’t take a year off and let coronavirus steal the show?
Twitter just screeched to a halt. Don’t see everyone that stunned often.
Wow I had no idea he was sick.
No one did, apparently. There were photos of him skinny that everyone thought he was doing some Christian Bale goofy shit. He was stage 3 since Civil War. That’s fucking crazy.
Everyone asks if my wife is still working during the pandemic.
She works in a fucking cancer clinic. Cancer didn’t decide to quit fucking with people because it’s mate Rona came to town.
If anything, it’s making it easier for it to wreak havoc. My little brother was diagnosed with Hodgkin Lymphoma just today. Found out last week he was going in to have a growth checked at the beginning of march as the country caught fire and kept putting it off until it got to a point that he was dropping 5-10 pounds a week. Who knows how many similar stories are taking place right now.
Sincerely, praying for your brother.
WTF. Wishing the best for your brother.
A lot of people aren’t getting checked out which is the dangerous thing. All the best to your bro.
I hope he gets better.
Not a prayer, but beaming positive thoughts his way!
Cripes.
Just saw that. When there are so many more deserving people
Is it weird that I have no idea who that is?
You knew, you just didn’t associate a name. He was in a ton of stuff.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1569276/
I just read that. I’m not into comic book movies, so I didn’t see any of his movies. The one thing I could say I saw was Justified but I’m sure he was just a guest star that I don’t remember.
I guess I’m officially an old.
I don’t either, well except on TNT late night channel surfing, but remember him from the TV shows.
Also surprised there is somebody else that hasn’t seen them.
Some of you might have already seen this over at Request Line, but I am so tickled pink by it that I had to share it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHEeYIV62w
The song, as you can see, is called “Prisoner”. The scene they are paying homage to came from the movie “Rad”, in which the role Juliette Lewis is reprising was played by…wait for it…real-life prisoner Lori Laughlin!
I miss the days when I could piss off entire groups of people with the (correct) claim that “Touch of Grey” is the only worthwhile Grateful Dead song
You can transition to suggesting people drink white claw for the same effect today.
Hey White Claw, in case you don’t check your superfluous email the FF draft is Sunday night.,
My plan is to be drunk and auto draft before winning the league.
Be drunk, autodraft but make comments the whole time. OOOh good pick by my computer! Time for another White Claw.
I’m in. But I’ll stick to the freezer vodka.
It’s that and Casey Jones.
I’ve got a friend that’s a Deadhead and he travels the country to see shows. Aside from the song you mentioned, Casey Jones and Truckin’ are the only Dead songs I recognize, although I became aware of Friend of the Devil only because of Tom Petty’s cover of it. Dead are boring.
I didn’t follow them around wearing tie dye or anything, but I know a lot more than that!
Meanwhile a “touch of grey” is now on the books as a sex crime in Milledgeville, GA.
This is the correct taek.
Why get pissed when you are just stating a subjective opinion that is completely factually wrong.
I don’t get mad when you eat thin mints either.
It’s not a martini, but I mixed half Tito’s and half pineapple Fanta into a pint glass. So I understand her completely.
To paraphrase Craig Finn, there is SO MUCH JOY in this photograph.
And titty meat
Metallica got weird for a minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FKYsUEuvIo
A buddy and I covered this at a coffeehouse show back in college.
Is the theme round things Cristian Ronaldo fucked?
Aka South American national teams
Not quite
South American fútbol teams that play fútbol
Girls wearing shirts not bikini tops?
We’re making BLATs tonight. Advice for what cocktail I should pair with that?
White claw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqAOGduIFbg&feature=emb_logo
Beer with sammiches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FB9hhoO6c&feature=emb_logo
Can you hear me now?
Your antlers look great this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hWchkKm9d0&feature=emb_logo
Sexy space.
SOMEONE has to pull the first finger.
Just yelled and upset child. I blamed Balls for my SexiMexi futbol, gamblor addiction. Wife is not accepting excuse.
One of the greatest movies ever.
As he said in “My Name is Bruce”, “Everyone Loved Bubba Ho Tep!”
I don’t know why Metallica thought there was a need to do a second S&M. They knocked it out of the park 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ScxmFRU74
Listened to the whole thing today. The symphony actually stands out a little more this go-around. Plus it’s kinda cool to hear the “Death Magnetic” and “Hardwired” songs get that treatment.
found a funny:
replace all the vowels in an animal with O.
I’ll go first: chomponzoo
goroffo
monkoo
loon
bord
olk
door
boor
cot
dog
rhono
hoppo
wolf
togor
loopord
pondo
The theme is Women from South America.
Ok, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD6pbCSeWLs
Sir,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1b5R99Kors
Ding ding ding!
Mook!
Fantastic! I remember the photo that inspired this…… utterly.
*Steps away from keyboard to resist temptation to post Cowboy song by Kid Rock.*
I will massacre you.
You already have an alibi.
Challenge deflected!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66pE67m_Hf4
Good idea. Everyone, post your favoUrite Kid Rock song.
The Onion went balls deep.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CEZ6hZTnIvr/
Holy shit.
yowza
Is the theme national teams?
Looks that way
I thought it was “women who will never fuck me.”
I mean it’s definitely people who have never been in my kitchen
That’s every week, at least for me.
Not quite.