Hey, yesterday didn’t suck, ya know? Oh, maybe your team sucked but the day? Nah. And tonight we have a couple of young-ish qb’s whose careers really could go either way, facing off against some D’s that could cause some skittishness. How will they do? [shrugs shoulders] I don’t know but let’s have the old looky-loo, shall we?
Steelers/Giants:
Last year New York gave up the third-most turnovers in the league and the Steelers had the most sacks and takeaways. This doesn’t look good. I’ve been told that Watt, Heyward and Dupree are jonesing for Danny Dimes. Three new faces are featured on a rebuilt offensive line that was a rebuild last year that was a rebuild from the year previous. Yikes. Stunts, blitzes, bull rushes-Pitt is going to make this game as physical as possible, get up early and win going away. I see a doubling up along the lines of 36-18 or 40-20.
Titans/Broncos:
Drew Lock got five games under his belt and had 7 tds and 3 int’s which seems like typical ‘rookie under fire’ numbers. It looks as though Courtland Sutton is a ‘not-go’ tonight so rook Jerry Jeudy and second-year te Noah Fant might have to do some heavy lifting-a sign of things to come? [looks at wr backups] Tim Patrick? Diontae Spencer? DeaSean Hamilton? Wow, your depth chart might be as skinny as the Giants! The Von Miller-less D has to somehow stay away from third and short situations because the Titans (using you-know-who) were the best in the league there once Tannyfanny became the starter.
Enough of my barking-it’s you guys that make the site the delightful place that it is. Do that thing you do.
Grumblelord would cut that rookie during this commercial break.
The gods aren’t pleased with the titans.
Well, there are some long-standing grudges involved.
— B. Walsh
I know it’s basedball, but Mark Grant just called the bases loaded”drunk with monks” for the Padres, and it shall now FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THAT!
That is inspired.
Also I hope your team wrecks the Dodgers.
That would be the free guac on the perfect asada burrito that this season has been.
That is great
AJ Brown is alive, anyway.
The exclamation points really bring home the “We won’t judge you”
Did that Denver guy just land on his balls?
Humphries sighting!
The Minute White Hope
I’m personally okay with Brown saving it for next week in DFOball, but who am I to disparage the rest of you who might need him?
Stiffarms are like a really violent version of Duck, Duck, Goose
*Gray Duck
Dontcha know?
No, Rothlisberger was in the early game.
OK, I want 5 passes to AJ Brown this series. Hear me FF Gods!!
/sacrifices another beer
99 yard pass to Brown. Make it so!
please
Demon Horse at the Denver Airport is angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b77dLyOKxQk
Bluecifer!
Titans know you gotta cover your Butt
What an awful playcall
What massive linemen too ?
The better to stuff you with, my dear
/That line looks like it could do some damage.
Shoulda thrown it to Fant, dummies.
NO BUTT FOR YOU
GO FOR IT !!!
Ou yea
Pop, Lock and Drop it
Fant looks like a steal for me, so I look forward to his season-ending knee injury any second now.
I need 44 fantasy points between Melvin Gordon, AJ Brown, and Jonnu Smith and they are throwing TDs to fucking Purrit
[slaps at own hips like a douche]
1 AJ Brown down pls.
Jump ball to him pleeeassse
HAAAAAA!!!!
Wooooo!
/puts ice cream back in freezer
Sorbet goes better with wine anyhow
Dok drinks and desserts like a pro
Fumble, Woo!
Jets are starting Frank Gore next week, in case your chapter of AARP has a fantasy football league.
The AARP magazine has the highest circulation of any magazine in the US
I get it. Whether I want it or not.
Because they enroll anyone that turns 50
This. You can probably imagine how thrilled my wife was this year on her 21st 29th birthday.
Dallas GWG on a delay of game penalty.Yikes.
Oh great, another offseason of Vegas complaining about the refs.
The Weapon beybeh
/illegal block in the back
Damn, he really IS the weapon, DonT
Kern was impressive since the combine
Ice Cowboys in the Final
Ice Cowboys going to the Stanley Cup Final.
Good night, Vegas.
Lockdown!
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!
AJ Brown time now plz.
THISSSSS
Fuck this. I’m having wine.
Hell yes!
FantDOWN!!!
Fantdown!
Melvin Gordon time
Oh yeah, this guy Jerry Jeudy? He fucks!
Gotta be suspicious of anyone with the initials J.J.
Dy-no-mite??
I generally don’t drink during the week, giving my health at least a nodding acknowledgement as I age into my golden years, but a friend I hadn’t hung out with in a while called and asked if I was up for driveway beers and, well, the Kraken has been released.
— B. Walsh
NEVER gets old.
Unlike babysitters – M. Chmura
Okay, this lack of crowd noise is a little disconcerting.
Pipe in some on-field noise!
That’s why you’re not in Foxboro anymore Ghost
Field goal esta…in-com-PLETE!!!
Me cago en la hostia
? ?…
Yeah, I suspect less Tanny Fanny equals MOAR football points
ESPN Deportes commercials are mainly debt consolidation and prostate pills. Don’t remember which one has a boomer in a motorcycle.