Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly-
TO THE GAMES!
Rams/Bills:
Rook rb Moss is out with a toe ouchie so the problem for Coach McDermott now becomes, “How do I limit Singletary to under 20 touches? Hmmm…”. He’ll find a way.
Raiders/Pats:
I was thinking Pats for survivor because the Raiders are coming off the meaningful victory and all the hoopla surrounding their new digs, plus traveling cross-country and playing the early game vs. the Pats at home. Or I could stream the teams playing the Jets. Decisions are hard.
Team/Browns:
Much was made of the vaunted Team’s pass rush after wk. 1 and then wk. 2 happened. Quickly recapped, there was not much vaunt. Mayfield and Co. shouldn’t have much of a problem here. Shouldn’t.
Texans/Steelers:
Pitt’s pass rush generates pressure within 2 seconds on 44% of qb dropbacks. Look for Watson to run around a bit more than usual to counteract that.
9ers/Giants:
New York will be looking Wayne Gallman’s way when they need a competent plodder (who was inactive last week) to get them 3 yards on first down. San Franny should walk away with this despite fast running out of Next Man Up’s.
Bengals/Eagles:
Burrows is tied for second in attempted passes with 97(!) so far. Kudos for him in that he has a 3:1 TD/INT ratio. Let’s call him Joey Ice (that elbow, postgame)
Titans/Vikes:
Perhaps this is the week rook wr Justin Jefferson hits the smash spot-he’s playing primarily in the slot so far and would be up against an UDFA that has given up 80+ yards and a score so far.
Bears/Falcons:
Julio is a game-timer that didn’t practice all week. PFF has given the Bears O-line the 3rd best ranking with respect to protecting the qb, noting that they didn’t give up a single quick pressure to the Giants last week. I feel that sometimes these rankings should be adjusted for ‘quality of opponent’.
Have at it down below. We’ll have our esteemed footski commenters start things off.
Methinks this is the day BUF falls apart, but was too chickenshit to pick the ML
Time for the 3rd installment of everyone’s favorite game:
“Can the Bengal’s Offensive Line figure itself out before it gets Joe Burrow killed?!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb49VZRXc8Q&t=2m16s
I really like Chefs moneyline.
Especially if Andy is dining in.
/laboUred breathing intensifies
It’s interesting how I can tell whether CBS has an early game based solely on the ads that are playing when I flip to the channel.
Why WSH/CLE in TX today, CBS? What the fuck?
How the fuckballs do I not get the Giants game? I always get the Giants game.
Canadia teevee considers it an interventioUn, eh??
Second laptop with DAZN to the rescue!
I aleays get the f****n’ Jints game.
Still jiggering with avoiding Sinday Ticket. On spite grounds.
Lester’s third ensures all NFL fans will switch over in 10 minutes instead of most.
sheeeit, I switched to heroic RedZone muzak right after 3-1!
Steve Mariucci pointing at Jim Schwartz as a reason the Eagles will win today because he hasn’t seen a game since February 2018.
Holy shit, that Vardy goal.
And there’s the hat!
I remember that band from the banner picture!
They were touted as “the next Beatles.”
What ever happened to them?
According to the always reliable internet they broke up when Hollis stopped touring because it was interfering with his ability to be a good father, which has to be unique among successful bands.
Where are my Raiders? Oh, THAT’S where my Raiders are.
But Gruden already had it and IS A JEW LIBTARD LIE THEIR IS NO VIRUS
Kirk Cousins is statistically the worst QB in the NFL and that’s very funny to me
So you’re saying….
Starting Justin Herbert and the entire Cowboys offense other than Dak! Dak! Dak! today, so Cuntler, (I think it’s Cuntler, not really sure), is either going to get absolutely smoked and or win by a mile today. Death or glory!
Alright, advice and judgment welcome
Bench options (Davante playing at night killing me)
I hate myself for saying this but Trubisky against Atlanta’s sieve of a defense might be a better play than Wentz. -Guh- I shuddered just typing that.
Was planning on giving Wentz ONE more go…
Truth Biscuit.
Afternoon pevosaurs, how’re ya all(‘s betting slips) this fine day?
NFC East gets another shot at going 0-4 this week. They narrowly avoided it last week thanks to Atlanta Falconsing the fuck out of their game against Dallas.
Corey Davis or Darrell Henderson- WHO YA GOT???
Don’t come to us for help. We are a very stupid people.
Hendo
Ugh…a friend from college showed up. Out of work cause of Covid, I offered him a relaxing weekend.
Instead, we tried to drink our age in alcoholic beverages the moment he arrived and we both spend Saturday admitting this was fucking stupid and we are no longer young men.
Puking in your shower, in your very late thirties means you have your life on track right?!?
Making it to the bathroom at all shows your maturity.
Well done, sir.
Our box is a special box??
/guess Mourinho ain’t doing phrasing no MOAR
The Volkswagen ads with Paul Giamatti as the celebrity accountant, and the Progressive “Dr. Rick” ads are top notch, as far as that sort of thing goes.
Can’t say the same with Brie Larson in the Nissan commercials
Hey look! Hammers are on Peacock. They’re still gonna get the shit kicked out of them, but at least there’ll be pretty colors.
Holy fuck that was an awful handball call
Anyone starting Golladay? He said he wasn’t completely healed? Gotta be on a snap count, right?
I kept on bench, so he’ll go off
If you keep your arms at your sides, they don’t call it. Period, end of.
Back to back fucking days??? Come the fuck on
Walking off the pitch. What a turd, that guy.
Jesus fuck this new handball rule is like mana for shit teams.
Throw VAR into the burn pile.
Alright. Got another round trip to move some boxes and feed the fish at the new place before coming back here for football Sunday, maximum grillage and my last night at the old right house. Big move is tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOcS0WlX3YE
It’s like Mourinho zapped all the fun out of Tottenham. They use to be an exciting team to watch.
Might not even get the points today!
/MOAR important to have a dick-waving contest with Dele Alli obvs
Shout out to Darren Waller’s great granddaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSNPpssruFY&ab_channel=bessjazz
Excellent ashtray placement, btw.
When The Mooney hits the pylon you get a big smile on. That’s a scoreayyyyy.
We could have had a Top-Knotted Cunt Derby if only Princess Leia was healthy enough to feature.
P/A: “Will whoever picked the Los Angeles Raiders for “The team who messes up the 2020 NFL Season” please go to the cashier to collect your winnings.”
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2910828-raiders-reportedly-under-nfl-investigation-for-violating-covid-19-protocols?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
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Stafford or Herbert?
Herbert
I’d only play Herbert if you don’t give a dam.
oh, that is QUALITY
Lets see, I get Bengals@Eagles, but because I complained about the broadcasting choices the past few weeks, I’m being punished with FootballTeam@Browns and Cowboys@Cardinals.
Don’t mess with the Shield, I guess.
Do you smell who The Rock is endorsing?
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2910841-video-wwe-legend-the-rock-endorses-joe-biden-kamala-harris-over-donald-trump?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
This is your Sunday reminder:
Stay the fuck home.
But if you do go out, slow the fuck down.
I did neither this weekend. So now I’m day drinking and watching the pros do it.
https://vimeo.com/462258637
[sees Ayo spin out]
Thanks for ruining my “Rear-ender? I hardly knew her!” joke. You never think of others. smgdh…
No wonder the windshield is cracked…..awesome video
He played 57 of 60 snaps after the injury. That is one tough sonofabitch.
https://www.nfl.com/news/raiders-johnathan-abram-questions-about-player-safety-crashes-into-cart?campaign=Twitter_atn
Fantasy football question:
Who gonna get more points?
WR Robert Woods (vs Bills) or WR TreQuan Smith (vs GB)
*note Saints will be without WR Michael Thomas
Woods might get the Tre’Davious White shadow and TreQuan matches up well vs. Chandon Sullivan. My 2 cents. Did I mention I was starting Darnell Mooney though?
If Woods ever got TDs, it’d be an easy choice. Still, GB is w/o their top WR, too, so that might be a heavy run game. I’d go with the consistency of Woods and hope Tra’Davious White covers Kupp some of the time.
Baby Shark is very interested in the Spurs logo on my shirt. Between Spurs, Rangers and Gmen (thanks Mrs. Sharkbait), this kid is in for some heavy sports based disappointment and drinking.
that’s starting out with at least one strike against them
Starting Darnell Mooney in Freezer Vodka league because I real good at the fantasy.
Who does he play for? Blur?
Sonny’s shot has been fucking DEADLY lately. That’s two off the post.
Son channeling his inner Brighton. He’s got 2 posts now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2p1Q3vDnfA
Toothless Geordies/Spurs is as fecund as I had hoped and dreamed.
Missed this yesterday
oh shit
Record setting stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZLWmFqfgk
I love a good upset.
Who’s the banner photo? Blur?
Silly!
COYS
¡Arriba Leeds!
https://arizonasports.com/story/2403340/pac-12-asu-still-playing-from-behind-in-college-footballs-2020-landscape/
This piece is by Dan Bickley. Bickley is local sports radio clown in Phoenix and was one of the main inspirations for Jimmy and the Animal. Bickley is about the epitome of a hack.
A bed and a bathroom? That’s one fancy monster!