It’s gonna be bad guys. Real bad.
-the Bills/Titans game seems to be hanging in the balance. As noted by yours truly before, let’s get some Wednesday Night footballing going. Ya know ya wanna.
-Every Little Bit Helps-Falcons cb A.J. Terrell has finally graduated from Covid U and should see game action on Sunday. Let the torching commence. All told, five members of Atlanta’s secondary are hammyed, concussed or IR’d. This qb Ryan trying to throw his team back in the game looks like a year-long thing.
-Team’s qb Haskins is down and out in Washington. Destroyer of wide receiver’s competency, Kyle Allen, gets another shot at mediocrity. What did I say about being leery of one-year wonders coming out of college? Huh? Huh? Best of luck to anyone behind that garbage fire of an o-line though.
TO THE GAME!
Bucs/Bears:
-You had to think that at some point-given the quality of Tampa’s receiving corps-that Brady would go off sooner or later. That it happened with Godwin out and Scotty Miller and Cam Brate scoring, well that was a bit unexpected.
-Your Super Sneaky Fantasy Start is going to be a fella that grabbed himself a score last week and that is Ke’Shawn Vaughn. Tampa is so banged up at rb that they may only have him and Dropper Of All Soft Passes Out Of The Backfield, Ronny Jones III available. Horny Fourny didn’t practice on Tuesday so he’s likely a sitter-outer.
-If he dons the cup tonight keep an eye out for Darnell Mooney-last week his target share, route run percentage and air yards were second only to Allen Robinson II.
-Much like Foles, you should keep a sharp eye on Vita Vea-this alliterative interior lineman (along with Aaron Donald) is the only player at his spot to have more than a 20% win rate on pass rushing downs.
Give me your best down below.
I really don’t want the Dirt BOLTMEN to lose to Dodgers pitchers that look like a circus clown and the worst 8th grade dance DJ…
BEAT LA.
“Brought to you by TEAMS, the official meeting place of the Coronapocalypse.”
Brady seems like such a whiny douch canoe
Is that a re-post from 2007?
Evergreen
god damn it!
This comment is sixteen years old.
I’ve been reading a book about Action Park
Evenin’
On my way home from a brewery (yay), I was listening to the radio, and Kevin Harlan is far better than any tv play by play guy. Nantz and Buck are nowhere close. He is entertaining, not smarmy and knowledgeable.
Kevin Harlan is a treasure. Black cat call FTW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6PdZob719k
The Theater of the Mind.
Tommy’s not used to that kind of service. He’s had posh hotels and international escorts, and now he’s in a motel 6 huffing rails off a crackwhores bony ass.
I’ve seen better days?
Fox production team is killing it with the bumper music.
Pretty sure Fox caught the Brady Fbomb there
I am amazed that we got from 1st and 30 to 4th and 27 without a Brady bailout flag.
It’s 2020.
So you’re saying there’s a bright side to this year?
Most folks would agree, I was just likening it to the whole “dogs lie down with cats” vibe this year has provided.
Looks like those don’t work any more.
Oh my god that was a TD in New England Dreamboat
They should have to specify what the personal foul was. I want more “he’s givin’ him the BUSINESS” calls.
BLEERGH FEASTS
I’m okay with offsetting is Brady gets the shit beat out of him./
I’m not complaining, but I thought a personal foul took preference over other penalties, instead of offsetting — did they change that rule? Or was it always like this?
No it’s been that way. This is your brain injury talking.
I think that personal foul penalties override 5 yard penalties, like False Start.
1st and 30? NFL BLITZ!
’80s Chris Hemsworth.
I really can’t agree with that assessment. I’d give them an 8 and a 9, at least.
Tedi Boobski agrees with your assessment.
I may have missed it being mentioned here, but I saw a photo where positively-tested Gilmore gave Mahomes a big ole hug on MNF the other night… Like Trump and Pence, Belichick probably knew Gilmore was positive and offered him a 3 year extension and a million under the table to make that move.
If anyone was thinking up ways to work the Covid rules to an advantage it’d be Belicheat.
That’s definitely on brand
Worth a repeat.
The American healthcare system in a nutshell
The injured can get sued by the hit and run driver for vehicle damage.
This is the guy that advertises during all the college and pro games down here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLCNDMQB7UU
All downhill from here?
Way too classy for Tampa. Miss Ybor City?
Bradenton
Yes, Joe and Troy, only Tom Brady is smart enough to figure out that picking up 5-7 yards to set up a FG attempt is a better bet than converting 3rd and 21. Well, him and every 10-year-old.
Mack Sack Attack!
Ooops, feed is behind.
“Well, we couldn’t pass, we couldn’t run, but we made up for it by not tackling.”
That guy was classic.
NICE!
Starting to think Nagy may not be as good as Nagy thinks
He certainly does not have the talent on his team that got him the job in the first place.
Joe Buck has no idea who AC/DC is.
He certainly knows what AC/DC is.
My first stateside concert was in 1975, Santa Monica Civic Center, solo Sammy Hagar opening for these guys. During this song, a 15-foot papier mache cock-and-balls was lowered from the rafters above the stage and then started spewing confetti “jizz” out over the audience. We adolescents were fucking in hysterics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d0lrp3Nsi0
I meant sexually, but this is good.
I think The Sweet meant it sexually, too… I had this on the Desolation Boulevard 8-track 2 or 3 years before Bon and AC/DC hit here.
Come on he’s friends with Eddie Vedder! Who apparently has tossed away Seattle like a Republican tosses away a first wife.
Joe is a brassy blonde now
Sassy AND brassy!
I loved my city. It gave my family so much, and a leg up to the American Dream.
I’m done with Baltimore.
It’s a puss filled shithole.
https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/10/08/baltimore-bus-driver-marcus-parks-fatal-shooting-thursday-latest/
Well fuck. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/08/us/elections/trump-covid-conley.html
I’m embarrassed for the Navy doctors.
DO not MD. I’d let him freeze off my anal warts, or maybe clip a hangnail for me.
Probably shedding virus with every breath
Trump’s doctor is an incredible quack to suggest such a thing. Just tonight Leatherface called in to Hannity and sounded like he was going to cough out a lung.
Halftime:
a shark bites a zombie, so what does the zombie do?
BITES IT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!
If someone set her on fire, I would toast marshallows over the flame. I figure all the germs would be killed by the heat.
Wow, photos don’t usually pick up that ‘dead inside’ look in the eyes so well
Good point; Zombie movies don’t even do it.
Eddie Van Halen is dead and Terry Bradshaw continue to vomit his fucking idiot ideas.
The universe can suck my balls.
Wtf is with Bradshaw’s hair
Mandatory halftime self-promotional nonsense.
This Week in HRTN: The series goes to Hell as Weaselo takes notes, Angry Girl Scout answers the phone, and Moose makes a deal!
Debbie
Ms. Eden was the 2nd best looking lady on TV when I was a kid. The first, Iris Chacón
I always dug the gal that played MaryAnn on Gilligan’s Island. Plus, stoner (did not know this at the time however).
https://www.denverpost.com/2008/03/11/gilligans-mary-ann-busted-for-marijuana/
Yeah, now your basketball-playing ass makes a one-handed catch. Couldn’t even do it with 2 hands on the packers
Works for us.
–Bears fans
He mostly sucked for Seattle too. And got hurt. But he flew his own seaplane to practices so we were pretty entertained by that.
Ok, the seaplane thing is cool
Surprised that the flying school didn’t inform DHS. I mean, Black guy learning to fly? 9/11 anyone?
His basketball skills helped him with landings.
Yeah, but if his flying was anything like how he ran routes he was never going to be on a known target.
Aikman: “basketball background.”
DRINK!
JIMMY GRAHAM USED TO PLAY BASKETBALL
There we go!
Tasteful
Meanwhile, game gets interesting.
Holy shit
Grown ass man catch
That was a nice catch.
For a basketball player.
Thank you all for listening and commenting. shit just sucks. i’m so fucking angry. i did kick the garbage can tonight when i put the garbage out.
Let’s get through this.
Let’s
The garbage can knows what it did.
Check out Letterkenny and the hockey coach and him kicking garbage cans
I hope you weren’t wearing sandals or flip-flops.
I lived this for years. I deal with people in your situation every day now. I empathize and I sympathize, which is more than I have the luxury of doing at work but because you’re someone I know (as well as I can know anyone).
It fucking sucks. And getting fucked around is infuriating to a degree that cannot be described. Fuck the world.
Commentary ref guy is the most routinely wrong motherfucker on tv
Every single one of them. It’s like they’re having a competition.
Vodka? Yes. Vodka.
Didja check the freezer?
-Ghost of tWBS
Oh, I miss that guy. Alot.
Biden campaign hitting it hard with the ads here in TX.
He’s not going to win TX, but he is forcing Trump to use (his limited) resources to counter-attack.
Texas is within margin of error.
It is, but he still won’t win it. Some regional seats might turn Blue, but it’ll stay Red for the presidential vote.
Especially the way Governor Abattoir is trying every way he can to ratfuck the election here. Reduced the number of ballot dropoff locations to one per county. This really effects the big cities, blue strongholds. One location in Harris County, population 5.5 million, geographically the size of Rhode Island. Heavy PoC population as well.
Yup, TX ain’t gonna allow no Yankee to come in and win their state!
I used to live in Harris County. A single ballot location is insane.
I lived in Houston twice, late 70’s and mid 90’s, and I’d rather jack of a mad lion than do that ever again.
Same. I was there in the early ’80s. I will say the driving was entertaining, but that place was not anywhere I wanted to stick around.
Traffic was even worse in 95 than 78-79. I used to play this song on the stereo during my daily commute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTcDU73gLs
I liked the trails created by impatient commuters that led off the freeway and onto the farm access roads. Once you’re there for awhile you’re like, “Fuck it, good idea!”
I’m pretty astounded that Biden has something like a 7 point lead in Arizona, of all places
AZ has some big races going on, and I think that’s bleeding into the presidential election. It also has an older population that really doesn’t want to die just to grease the wheels of the economy.
But yeah, that one surprises me, too.
Yeah, I heard he’s just put $6 million into Texas ads
Just saw it to.
Our nation is falling the fuck apart and everyone is focusing on a fly.
Doomed does not describe us.
It’s always been a shit hole.
We need to find some funny, the fly is hilarious.
It’s gallows laughs
Pence proved to America he was sickly and ignoring obvious problems. The fly is a symbol of the Trump disease-ridden White House
Also funny AF
Beetlejuice is appropriate for pence