I don’t know about you but I get all turgid and giddy when there’s the slightest change to the NFL schedule. Does it feel like practice for your Thanksgiving? I mean, we’ve got a great tilt (potentially) that dovetails right into the regular Monday Nighter. Plus with the teams that are involved there’s simply tons of fantasy scrums still in the balance. I myself need an ungodly amount of points from Tyreek to make my loss not seem quite as epic in one of my leagues.
TO THE GAME!
Chiefs/Bills:
-Newcomer rb Bell isn’t a go so this might be the last hurrah for CE-L. He was the shiny new thing way back in the first week but has since not done much of note. One would expect that being a feature back in this sort of dynamic offense would yield more than the pedestrian 3.6 ypc mark he carries like an albatross around his neck.
-Although he (much like Mahomes) came back to earth a little bit, Josh Allen’s stats are still so much better than last year’s. His ability to extend plays and break down defenses gives him some great numbers on passes over 20 yards-he’s 12-19 for 376 yards (a 31 yards average) with 3 TD’s and a 124.6 passer rating.
-Singletary got 23 touches last week! I guess myself and Hippo can stop whining for at least the time being. Look for more of that because the Chiefs can be run on and backup Yeldon is out of this one.
-The Bills had a rep for a stout D last year but this year despite talent on the d-line they’re having trouble generating pressure-PFR says they’re the 4th worst in the league.
-Your sneaky play this week? It could be Gabe Davis-he saw 9 targets last week, has 2 TD’s on the season and due to the presence of Diggs and Brown, he almost never sees a quality cb.
Enjoy these riches!
It’s like they avoid giving CE-H touches, because they don’t want Th’Veon acquisition to look silly.
In my mindcanon, the accountant in the Volkswagen commercial is being led to his own unmarked grave.
In my defense, this 2020 US Election is taking my mind to a dark place.
As an accountant, if it was a Golf GTI, I could get behind it.
So was the first half competitive, or just incompetent?
Yes.
Pretty competitive. I enjoyed it, as a neutral.
Defensive struggle, as we all obvs expected
Oh right, there’s a lunchtime game today
Works for baseball, so why not?
COVID-19 wasn’t created in a Chinese lab; it was created in the bowels of NFL HQ in an effort to get multiple NFL games everyday of the week
Eagles are going to flip between first and last place every week during the back half of the season
The NFC East is good trainwreck watching. That’s for sure
IDK. I see the Eagles losing 4 straight to the Browns, Seahawks, GB, and Saints.
I mean they’ll be in first place after Thursday with only 2 wins in 6, so this tracks
Is it actually conceivable that the Giants could be in first if they win?
Dallas beat them last week so they have the tie breaker
That’s right.
Wait. That’d be 2 games in 7. Holy fuck it’s a shit show.
Is there a bigger inverse corollary between talent and brains than Travis Kelce? Am I even using a correct term in ‘inverse corollary’? Don’t ask Travis!
J.R. Smith? Maybe not quite as talented, but probably dumber.
Most hall of Fame quarterbacks
Terry Bradshaw
– H. Henderson
Like a zombie? Brains for shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81u-oSIAp4
No, we are looking for talent, too.
Yoga and a dangerous, unwavering denial of your imminent death is the best treatment for back pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4CMs41bsYk
–Blair Walsh
Maybe I should apply for a kicker job? I can miss with the best of them.
Great presence by Diggs.
Wow, Chefs. Played that as badly as humanly possible.
biggg fumble rite there by Kelsee….
The lesson here is not to try so hard.
Oh Travis…
HAIL MARY TIME!!!
nvm
One gets ya ten there’s a Marlboro light in that left hand.
Six seconds to go in the half, how does Andy Reid still have two timeouts?
Someone’s boyfriend is drinking a premium beer again…
I almost always endorse aggression, but with a wet ball (phrasing) this seems reckless.
(Posted pre-near-pickerception)
Brokeback’s numbers are liquid ass, but it sure seems like they’ve been up and down the pitch pretty easy. Voodoo, I tell ya.
“FREE JEFFREY TOOBIN!”
[touches earpiece]
Oh. Way more than just not wearing pants. Uh, never mind.
I guess The Shield made them promise to be done by 8:15. This fixture is just flying.
I approve of fast fixtures
bow wow
The all-blue unis are a bad look. The Bills go white pants here and this is a glorious uniform matchup.
I’m sorry, did you just endorse the wearing of pants?
Spur – I’ve had that happen to me before. Avoid bending and twisting back. Use heating pad and an NSAID. Maybe try to find a TENS unit. It shocks your back muscles to promote pain relief and healing. If it doesn’t get better after a few days, see a doctor.
I didn’t and I’m still paying the price.
Spur – you need Metaxalone. Non-narcotic muscle relaxer. Great for neck/back ailments.
So what happened with Le’Veon Bell? Did Burfict’s hit on Antonio Brown somehow scramble his brains, too?
It should be law that games in rain must be played in natural grass.
All games should be played on natural grass.
You know, magical pony. I like the way you thinks. Plus, you get to be Clubhouse’s Ron Swanson.
I’ve never even seen an episode of “Parks and Recreation” and I still accept that as a supreme complement.
As you should.
Time for the KC coaches to come up with an answer Buffalo’s extraordinarily offensive strategy where the QB has the option to run or hand it off.
Seems there’s no theme to the bumper music today. What do Men Without Hats and T. Rex have to do with each other?
Bands that are popular in Buffalo now because they are decades behind the rest of the world?
That is a phenomenal catch.
Couldn’t believe he dragged feet like that. Incredible body control.
Weaselo: Moar FF points for me!
Bills 10 Chiefs 7 (soon, it’s under review)
found a funny:
Little Red: I’m going to grandmas
Mom: wait I didnt finish teaching u the difference between human and wolf anatomy
Little Red: when would I ever need to know that?
Mom: lmao ya ur right. have fun
Weaselo: my FF team scored points on a Wanking Motion TD.
Chiefs 7 Bills 3
Mahomes-no accuracy issues.
YES early footballs!
For Weaselo:
Bills 3, Chiefs 0
He’s the farthest thing from accurate.
Still trying to figure out the image widget.
Clearly not working, it displays Flacco as a “playmaker”
Maybe its a foreign figure? Does any language other than English use a “Y” with the right arm curled up higher than the left arm?
Fun fact: in Spanish, the letter Y is called the Greek i.
Pray for Spur.
I hurt my back somehow yesterday. I’ve never had back problems before. I can barely wipe my ass.
I’ve raided the family drug stash, really thinking about taking half a percocet. these ibuprofen 900s are not helping
Geez! Good luck, man!
Heating pad for starters. Hang in there.
So this exists.
Every game Buffalo will do at least two end arounds or a version thereof.
I love chaos. I love watching 11 hours of sportsball on a Monday. Thanks, #NuAIDS!!
Lizard people. I have a student at 5:30 so somebody needs to tell me if anything happens.
Brokeback did sommet stupid, but then something amazing.
Bills with a stop-it’s almost a given that the Chiefs score on their first possession.
No Singletary points, please.
So Quadrupletary points are fine? Good!
How many buffalo wing places did Andy Reid hit up pre-game? 10? 20?
Kristina Pink doesn’t need a stinkin’ umbrella!
You got that right!
Only reinforces my original opinion of Erin…
Why do they put on the smoke/fog for the players to walk through if there’s no fans? Seems like a waste…
PPP loan from the CARES act to the Bill’s to keep the smoke generating guy employed.
I’ve been working at home with live sports in the background since 9:30 Pacific. This is wonderful!
Raining in Buffalo. But does the sun ever really shine there?