Sexy Friday, post-election edition

I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the time this post goes live. Even if we do, there are still a lot of legal hurdles that will need to be addressed and a whole lot of other shenanigans that will happen.

So, I really don’t want to talk about the election. I’d rather talk about a subject near and dear to all of our hearts:

Boobies.

More specifically, fake boobies. In these here pages, Mr. has expressed his dislike for the fake appendages that seem to be very prevalent in today’s society. Others have weighed in and said that boobies are like pizza. Even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty great!

I personally think that it depends on the surgeon and how they fit with the person they’re attached to. Most of all, however, the benefit of fake boobies is, in my opinion, in the increase in self-esteem in the person that has them. If it makes them feel better about themselves and makes them happier, that’s honestly all that matters.

I await your thoughts in the comments.

Congratulations to BFC and Dunstan for guessing last week’s theme of songs featuring the saxophone. Great job, even if it was a week and two hints later!

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.

Song Number One:

Garbage – The Trick is to Keep Breathing

Canción Número Dos:

Madonna – Crazy For You

Chanson Numéro Trois:

a-ha – The Sun Always Shines on TV

Canzone numero quattro:

Sheena Easton – 9 to 5 (Morning Train)

Canção número cinco

Duran Duran – Planet Earth

Seigarren zenbakia:

Billie Eilish – Everything I Wanted

Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you a hint. I’ll give up to three hints.

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

BUT WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL!

I want to share with you a video of a Canadian comedian who I just recently discovered and who I think is absolutely hilarious. She’s Julie Nolke and she’s in Toronto.

Her Mirror Mirror On The Wall bits crack me up every time. I may be in love with Mirror Julie. Please enjoy:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just ate a whole bag of some kind of snack. I wasn’t even that hungry.

I think I’m a goldfish.

Brick Meathook

BFC is invited to San Pedro as well, but he already knew that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I lodged my logistical concerns below

Brick Meathook

Actually, everybody is invited to San Pedro. If you’re reading this you’re invited. Bring a Coke and a smile and we are not snobs.

litre_cola

Fake, no good. Natural curves is where it is at.

litre_cola

Yeah. However my friend with the reduction did wonders. I am not down with augmented. Personal preference.

yeah right

There was this one stripper in Vegas. I think it was at OG.

She had like a super structure. Support mechanisms. And it was… A first.

Then we talked and she was a morning walker like me.

She had a kid and a dog.

I gave her a hug and a 20 dollar tip.

yeah right

I just watched “The Circus” with Charlie Chaplin circa 1928 and I’ve got thoughts.

A: there was an overly excessive violence to women, even for it’s time.

B: Way too small moustache before it was uncool.

C: More than likely some animals were harmed during the development of this motion picture.

D: The cinematography was stunning.

E: Probably the best acted silent film I’ve ever seen.

F: Outstanding musical accompaniment.

G: Charlie Chaplin was amazing.

H: I’ll try and give sober thoughts now that I’ve laid this down as a bassline.

I: I’m up in this hizzy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp21F4fimkc

Brick Meathook

We should have a responsible and socially distanced L.A. confab. It’s been too long. Let’s have the next one in San Pedro and I know a bunch of good places down there. yeah right knows even more. Long Beach and Wilmington are also available.

Brick Meathook

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Last time I was in Wilmington was to visit a crime scene. The subject of a murder 1 trial of which I was the foreman on.

Hell yes I know some places.

Brick Meathook

That’s the stuff!

Brick Meathook

It’s never too late for breakfast.

Brick Meathook

I know the coffee shop next to the Warner Theater on 6th Street! Also the USS Iowa. And I know Walker’s Cafe out at Point Fermin. And I’m very familiar with the great sandwiches at The Busy Bee on Walker at 24th, an old-school San Pedro Italian deli.

yeah right

Dude! I’m 18th and Myler. Busy Bee is 25th and Walker. I would still drive because the hills in this town are a motherfucker.

I drive past the USS Iowa every night coming home from work.

Brick Meathook

I think we got the germ of an idea of a plan here! Let’s shift to the SoCal channel and work out the logistics!

yeah right

Honestly I just (re) got here but most of the dive bars can get a little ornery.

The Port Hole got re-invented and seems better than previously. Although! I drank in there before and talked to an older bartender and he remembered serving Bukowski there. So that was pretty badass.

Work your own way past the name of the place.

6th street brewery was cool but it’s covered seating in the parking lane so…

The Craft dealie on 22nd street is still a reservation only thing.

Long Beach is probably better

yeah right

Last thought for now on “The Circus.”

1928 remember.

The Tramp has been working and getting underpaid in this circus and he met this girl and they eventually fell in love and she immediately dumped him for this handsome, very fit trapeze guy.

He was crestfallen.

Devastated.

Anyway.

Couple of scenes go by and she runs back to him with open arms. As if nothing happened.

“I Want to spend my life with you…”

He tells her “I’ve got an idea!

“Wait here!”

Then he runs off and hops a train.

Like that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How the fuck would we socially distance in a bar? Don’t we need to find a park or porch?

Brick Meathook

Be like Tesla: think outside the box. When presented with a situation, find a solution. This is what separates us from the apes.

Now, BFC, propose a solution.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Solution: a park

Brick Meathook

Point Fermin Lighthouse!

Brick Meathook

Or The Sunken City!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

What a week

yeah right

Good thing those 8 months of crippling anxiety are going away!

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

This is actually all SFW

https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/SXqZ9YN

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess this was inevitable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH7zn52M_BA

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Brick Meathook

my sticker:

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Viva La Tabula Raza

He actually owns a 1967 Corvette with 427, which is a much cooler car than the Onion’s 1979 Trans Am shown above.

Brick Meathook

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Boo!

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Sharkbait

Can I get away with one more election meme?

Too bad.

https://twitter.com/aaronrift/status/1324860619707871236

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Brocky

I bookmarked way too many costumed pics
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Hollywood “Nerd”
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Gratliff

You make good points about coming together and healing the divide, but have you considered the intense joy of being vindictive and petty?

Brocky

he’s leaving the pettiness to us

clint greasewood

Like this
BREAKING: Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, has the coronavirus. Meadows informed a close circle of advisers after the election.

Fuck these people

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brocky

Adam sandler: you know, this woman may be 20 years younger than me, but I’m gonna write a movie where the entire plot is her and Jennifer Aniston fight over me in Hawaii

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Gratliff

What’s going on in North Carolina?
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Game Time Decision

No wonder yeah right spends so much time in the kitchen

Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

It’s why I include it in so much of my diet

Brick Meathook

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Brocky

now boy…..

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Butter your bacon!

Cape Feare will always be my favorite simpsons episode, but Lisa the vegetarian will always be a close second

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Brocky

I love that I’ve learned to recognize her ass.

miss you sasha!

Unsurprised

Anyway,
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Brocky

remember when a bunch of incels tried to convince people that Brie Larson was unattractive?

Unsurprised

In spite of avoiding this election shit, every time I hear or read about it, it gets dumber and funnier.

Gratliff

I check in for the funny bits. His “please kill me” walk on the way out of the press conference while a reporter screamed at him if he was just being a sore loser was top tier schadenfreude

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We do have a winner and a loser

clint greasewood

As soon as Biden get a .5% lead in PA they will call it. Looks like all the other networks want Fox News/AP to call it first.

Gratliff

Fox News should be legally obligated to call it.

Sharkbait

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clint greasewood

Thinking about throwing some money on a parlay and taking the over on all the Big XII games.

Brick Meathook

How long does it take Nevada to count 1 million votes, all concentrated in two gambling cities? In the same time period, California has counted 10 million votes. All they do in Nevada is count, what the fuck is taking so long?

FelonySqwrrl

Conspiracy Theory: They are dragging it out so they can keep taking bets.

Horatio Cornblower

Watching ‘Black Christmas’ and the black guy just put himself into danger and I’m gonna go ahead and put his odds of survival at about 400-1 against.

Brocky

You really have to wonder why Trump put Dan Quinn in charge of his Georgia Campaign

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BANNER

Viva La Tabula Raza

Back when breast augmentation was in it’s early days when I was young, they didn’t quite have it figured out. I remember seeing a porn and the woman’s boobs looked like two plumber’s helpers with the handles removed.

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Mr. Ayo

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Gratliff

Checking out the Good Lord Bird series. Not sure what to make of it so far. It’s all kind of silly, and somehow Ethan Hawke’s John Brown still doesn’t feel crazy enough.

scotchnaut

The first Good Lord, Bird series was created by the Atlanta Hawks bench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOZA43UGPE&ab_channel=RyanGeorge

Horatio Cornblower

Started watching ‘Temple’, because I’m a fan of Mark Strong, but after 3 episodes I would say it’s not great.

Gratliff

Also, if you haven’t listened to it, check out The Dollop’s 3 part series on John Brown. It’s funnier than anything that will be in this series.
https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/the-dollop/438—john-brown—part-1

herodotus450

If Hippo’s Wolf Pack play on Friday night in the woods, will anyone even notice?

scotchnaut

Was you the one that turned me on to her? Can’t member. Anyboo, here’s a thing that she did with another good comedian-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOZA43UGPE&ab_channel=RyanGeorge

herodotus450

Why are their top teeth such a different color from their bottom teeth? Is this a Canadian thing? IS THIS WHERE YOUR POWER COMES FROM!?

Mr. Ayo

Donuts anyone?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see a lot of things I would eat

Sharkbait

The best thing to come from this election nonsense is the memes

https://twitter.com/i/status/1324820218301079556

Brocky

evening
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Brocky

molly Stewart is the name

Unsurprised

The porn star?

FelonySqwrrl

Yep.