Today is also Friday the 13th, which is great because we still have a lot of leftover Halloween girl pictures! Well, maybe not a LOT, but quite a few. Y’all did a great job over the last two weeks with teh sexy!
Thanks to Spur, we will have a very special Sexy Friday next week for those of us that enjoy some beefcake along with their cheesecake.
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
No one guessed the hidden theme for the music videos last week, so I am re-running it today. Here is your first hint: 0
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you another hint. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
BUT WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL!
I want to share with you another video of the Canadian comedian I introduced you to last week. She’s Julie Nolke and she’s in Toronto.
Please enjoy:
Current new tune that works for me.
Hello Mr. Hippo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN8nJFLu1Rk
Good night all. And let’s try to reinrtroduce the phrase “fuck me gently with a chainsaw”
Noted.
This week’s SFW gallery with way more stuff. https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/Wh7PTtK
The ongoing just naked ladies gallery. h ttps://pixxxels.cc/gallery/16XMGkX
Is it even easy to get anchovies on a pizza nowadays?
You’re on the wrong coast, Dok.
It’s easy as shit in Jersey.
Hell, it took a food guy like me almost 50 years before I recognized their almost needed inclusion.
I feel bad about that.
I’m not as good about oily fish as I should be. My essential pizza topping is onions, but I really do appreciate a real Caeser salad with anchovies, and I’ve appreciated them in multiple forms in the past. Going to make a point to have anchovy pizza in the future
Who says sea slugs aren’t cute?
It looks like a cute spider.
It’s like 5mm and the only member of animalia that photosynthesizes
But can it blue flame?
Not underwater, but let’s pull it out and see!
Brett?
That explains the green fins!
It’s very cute but I have a serious thing for the nudibranch.
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Technicolor skunk v. supergreen sheep
Tossup, both are awesome.
That’s another of my favorite things about moving back to Pedro. Just north of Sunken City when the tide is low we have some incredible tide pools.
So many anemone!
I know you were happy with your walks before, but sounds like you have new things to explore 🙂
They built a new walk while I was gone and it’s INCREDIBLE.
Walker/jogger/biker friendly and it goes past the Cabrillo Yacht Club.
You can walk next to boats or you can walk next to water or you can see the USS Lane Victory.
It’s amazing.
Not very much beach but when you reach lands end?
It’s nothing but open water.
Just last night I received 2 “branded” company issued masks.I took those along with my standard issue day-to-day mask and hand washed them.
When I took them out to dry I said “I’ve seen these on a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model.”
I…
This fucking world man.
You’re welcome.
Who has been helped by the War on Drugs?
The failed ONDCP led policy from Reagan onward or the band?
The policy, I imagine someone benefited from the band even if it was only VH1 Behind the Music
Police department budgets, surveillance and weapons/gear vendors, the most despicable “trainers” in the world, a bunch of shithead lawyers, and the alcohol and tobacco industries.
The Patriot Act was 90% codification of existing drug war laws applied to terrorism.
Oh, and the birth of the entire private prison and prison transportation industry and all the tertiary industries built around it.
Thank you for your concern, mustache man!
Computer decided to update and reset, so watching “The French Connection” now. Turns out the n-word and beating the shit out of people without charge were both fun and popular things in 1971. I knew we weren’t far removed, but kinda explains why we have trouble getting away from it nowadays.
Just checked the NFL Thanksgiving schedule.
Texans @ Lions
WFT @ Cowboys
Ravens @ Steelers
At least I can get a nap in before the late game.
Feeding the Christian apocalypse cultists to the Lions? What is this, the Roman Empire?
(Eh …)
Yeah, it’s always Lions and Cowboys, maybe they should reconsider that
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-01-2016/KrL7HF.mp4
Ha! I was the Fiddler in that sophmore year high school musical. I had a violin and everything.
Not a fiddle?
The difference is only in the implementation
Makes sense. But, they have to schedule these 3 games before the season. No way to know beforehand that DAK! would be ded. No way to know how the other teams will fair by then.
But the LioUns point stands. Get them out.
Can you name the last year less than half the NFC East wasn’t a shitfire?
Assuming we’re talking about the current 4 team version, that’s not fair. 3/4 of any division being good is asking a lot.
I’m just deflecting to say no.
It’s a division that’s overrepresented in prime time every year, partially because of a large fan following, but also because for multiple years in the 80s and 90s they were legitimately competitive between all 4 teams. Nowadays, by averages you would expect half the division to be over .500 each year. I’m not sure they meet that. The NFC East is shit. Poop. Crap. With or without Dak, not sure the Cowboys are better than the Lions as far as deserving a Thanksgiving game. Not that it matters, eat, drink, be merry, and watch the traditional football!
The one time I would have to talk to my family at Thanksgiving and I can’t due to the ‘Rona.
As far as I know, the original “Gone in 60 seconds” had the longest car chase scene of any movie. Didn’t they do a remake? Fuck them.
They did, and it was not good.
In that case I reiterate and capitalize. FUCK THEM FOR RUINING A GOOD MOVIE.
I did not like the original. The remake is garbage, but …
For Zymm, to make up for all the shitty (but free!) legal advice below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP7XzzCXwWE
Hey, I get what I pay for! 😀
Oh that’s solid
Switched it over to the high west double rye because why the fuck not
Raul Julia is underrated.
Agreed. And a damn fine puerto rican in the mold of DonT.
I thought I saved more photos for this gallery I’ve been meaning to make for a while of Lynda Carter.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/VzySLZH
That would be far more useful before the death of HRTN.
I believe it’s on hiatus, not dead.
This is quite uplifting news! I assumed the worse given the happenings around here.
I don’t want to speak for Beastmode…
/cracks knuckles, gets up on ‘Speak 4 Beastmode’ pedestal
I think he had to step back due to real life things like work, and at this point it’s not like he doesn’t have more threads going than George RR Martin, and we all know how well that worked out when he let someone rush through to the ending.
I suspect HRTN will be back, but probably not for a while.
//HRTN comes back next week’
Ah. Yes. Well, nevertheless.
Mostly dead?
Hah, Chicago was respectable 40 years ago
The band, city, musical, or something else?
All of the above. But mostly the city, cause all the others are named after.
This beer is terrible.
Never buy it, and leave it all for me.
Ugh, will not be watching the movie on Hulu, with all 8 of their ‘Classic’ movies, 6 of which are Bond films.
Dipped into my archive and going with Lost Highway
Nevermind, I don’t have the patience for Lynch. Gumball Rally it is.
You might one day want to check out the Gumball 3000 documentary from 2003.
Does that have car chases?
It definitely has one between a couple of Porsches racing down I-10 in Louisiana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gabOXuA67JA
Fucking assdicks. Hate the Gumball so much.
Oh, everyone in that movie is a total shithead. It’s amusing, though.
Oh! It’s the next gen! Movie based on real life based on movie based on real life type thing! I drove cross country in my tiny Mazda. I did DC – CHI, CHI – DEN, DEN – SLC, SCL – SMF, SMF – OAK. But 5 days is nowhere near the x-country record!
The local boozery brought me a bottle of Amaro.
It is not good.
Last night I watched Brewster’s Millions. What pre-1990 movie should I watch tonight?
Hell Comes to Frog Town
Outstanding.
We’re rewatching Princess Bride
(Though i kinda wish it was 48 Hours)
The only good thing about ‘Another 48 Hours’ is that they literally just made ’48 Hours’ again and just changed the names of the bad guys. The original is a classic, and the sequel is fucking laughable.
If my stupid shitty internet connection will permit, I’m watching The Color of Money
Paul Newman was a sexy man
Can’t go wrong with the first three Indiana Jones movies, but you can go very wrong with the 4th.
Beetlejuice
Heathers is also a great Winona movie.
Repo Man never fails to entertain, at least in my opinion. As many quotable lines as Lebowski.
If I had to name a favorite movie, that would probably be it. It gets everything right.
Marry me. 🙂
I love a happy ending!
“Me, too!” — Robert Kraft
Probably has one of my favorite exchanges in all of cinema
“Nice friends.”
“Thanks. I made them myself”
Ator: The Fighting Eagle, loved those 80’s Conan ripoffs.
Does anybody else remember the movie that had the 3 bladed sword that could launch the blades like missles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwKaXcTPKjE
Was that Krull? That movie was terrible, and I can say that having probably watched it 14 times back in the 80’s.
It was The Sword and the Sorcerer. I decided to go down the rabbit hole and started watching DeathStalker I, which believe it or not had 4 sequels.
I’ve accumulated the shit I need to learn harmonica. Should I prioritize that over learning Russian as my next hobby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtRxJDb3vlw
Nyet
Russian and Mandarin will probably both be useful given the direction in which this nation is headed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuwBW9lNa8
If you ain’t know Miss Thorpe, you ain’t know rock n’ roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9a49oFalZE
I only recently learned about her. Good stuff, really shows the influence gospel had on early rock and/or roll, and you can hear the Chuck Berry in her guitar playing. Reminds me of Brittany Howard and Alabama Shakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-3MIBxQTw
It’s proper guitar, I love me some Chuck Berry (If you’re ever at a bar with me for a couple hours, Brown Eyed Handsome Man WILL end up on the jukebox). We like to pretend we know the roots, but I don’t think we know the half of it.
Dead Tom Petty plays that Berry tune, along with many others, on his Buried Treasure show. Dude was certainly a pioneer. “Come On” is another favorite of mine.
Oh if you start going down the rabbit hole of early influences on rock n’ roll you are not coming back. There is so much stuff out there, and probably twice that still to be uncovered.
Such an amazing rabbit hole though
This beer is so goddamn good
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That beer makes me tumescent
Looks like I’m keeping my place in Chicago, might live there part time or something. What’s the potential damage if I put a deadbeat on the title so he can live there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hqGu-leFc&list=PLGBuKfnErZlDwkXOPhhsOU_lo-8VlCB2E&index=4
I see no reason you should risk your good name just to give Trump a place to live.
Nah, he’s got a place in Chicago he can go to jail for already. This is a more personal type of deadbeat.
Ah. Allow me to tell a story. Long, long ago, when I was a much younger Cornblower, a friend tried to save his childhood home, (long story), by taking over the mortgage from across the country and renting it out to students at a local college. His ne’er do well brother continued to live there, I suspect at the parents’ insistence, and he did what ne’er do wells do, which is fuck the place up and make the paying tenants too uncomfortable to stay there paying rent, and in the end my friend could not save the house.
My offers to bury his brother somewhere he’d never be found were refused.
The point being, deadbeats are gonna deadbeat, and you will likely get screwed.
Also you should never turn down the chance to have someone else get rid of a body.
This is not entirely the same. I’ve had what you might call an ‘on again and off again’ relationship with said deadbeat for 10 or so years now. I trust him not to destroy things, I couldn’t get rent out of the place per condo regs, and he would probably even toss me something like rent when he could (he used to chef, now bartends, and is shit with his own finances). When I say he’s shit with his own finances, I mean he hasn’t filed taxes in the past 15 years and can’t get a checking account. I don’t think he’ll screw me, but not sure if even just the legal association will fuck me.
I would say about a third of the cases I deal with begin with explanations like “well, I know that technically, we signed papers that said X, but what we REALLY meant was ….”
What do you think happens if the IRS catches up with him, and decides to do a title search on the property?
This is not legal advice, but “he doesn’t really own it, we were just committing fraud on my condo association” is probably not a phrase you want to find yourself relying on someday.
See, this is what I’m looking for as far as legal advice. Although it wouldn’t be fraud on the condo assoc, they want owner occupied apartments, and if he was on the title he would be an owner occupying. They don’t care who’s actually paying the mortgage.
I think he’s actually losing out on refunds by not filing his taxes, but not assured the govt would agree, and excellent point that the IRS could come in that way. Not something I considered.
Right, but if you’re saying he’s an owner for purposes of satisfying the condo association because look, he’s on the title, but not REALLY an owner for purposes of anything else…. well, you see the problem. I mean, what do you think a title is for?
The IRS is just an example. If the dude is a deadbeat, he’s likely to have other creditors. None of whom are going to accept the story that “yeah, I know I live there, and am listed on the title, but I don’t really own an interest in it, this is just for the purposes of allowing the condo to fool the FHA.”
He actually doesn’t even have enough credit to have debts. He barely exists in a legal sense. It’s kinda weird. But point taken.
“He barely exists in a legal sense.”
This is my goddamn dream.
Not filing taxes for 15 years I can assure you he very much exists in the IRS sense.
Speaking as someone who didn’t file for 10 years.
Yeah, reading through your exchange with Dunstan that’s a hard pass for me. Which is easy, because it’s not my relationship and I don’t have to explain anything. But the bottom line is you’re going to either have to put him on the title as the owner to keep the condo association happy, and then risk his many debtors taking your condo for his debts, or you’re going to have to let him occupy the condo while keeping your name on it, which is committing fraud on the condo association, however small it is.
The risks and downside are just way too high from my perspective, here in CT, having spent 10 minutes thinking about it and not knowing anyone directly involved.
This is all theoretical at this point, so nothing to explain. I’m probably keeping the condo in case of working remote, or living there part of the year, and want to replace windows, floor, etc while I’m not living there. It would be nice to be able to help out someone I’m close to and maybe have them supervise work in exchange, but doesn’t seem like that’s feasible. Too bad, but not awful.
It’s one of those things where I kinda knew it was a bad idea, but couldn’t really pinpoint why, and until I can explain why it’s not a bad idea.
How “part-time” are you living there, and how does that affect the condo being owner-occupied.
You don’t have to answer that here, of course, but if you’re going to living there enough to qualify that answers a lot of your issues, so long as you trust the other party not to trash the place while you’re not there.
That’s an interesting question, and not determined yet. I do trust him not to trash the place. I don’t own another residence, but I sort of assume that “primary residence” means more than 50% but yeah, fuzzy.
I would imagine your condo regs have definitions for owner, occupied, and owner-occupied. Take a quick tour with them, (you’d be amazed what’s buried in those things), and see if it’ll work. If it does, terrific. And if not you have a legal basis to say you’d love to help but can’t.
The additional detail on the condo assoc, it’s a small, self-managed building, and if more that 2 units are rented then purchasers are disqualified from FHA loans, so they want the proportion of owner occupied to be high
But totally noted about the body disposal. That just seems prudent.
He’d probably just leave a bunch of Big Mac wrappers trashing the place.
You haven’t thought of the smell Viva, you haven’t thought of the smell!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYKpJ7ur9M
#notwholesomecontent
We have the fucking kardashians. The 20’s at least put the right people on stage, even if they oppressed the hell out of em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f0nTjHWC2g
In some ways we’re far more Puritanical than society 100 years ago. Most of what we would call entertainment or performance work nowadays involved elements of sex work back then, and you couldn’t take one without the other.
#notwholesomecontent
Back through time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3-LXo9dLLI
#wholesomecontent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CkL3VzU2U
I know nostalgia is BS, especially when it’s for a time you didn’t actually live in, but whatever, sometimes we need this
no-stalgia is good stalgia.
Fuck this week
I only worked 3 days of it and it felt like it took 9 days.
Fuck the last four years, with special emphasis on 2020.
I’m a veteran. I never got a dd214 though. The times I have tried to get it have been a fascinating study in the dealings of a massive bureaucracy that should just be completely automated and turned into a phone app, immediately laying off thousands of otherwise-unemployable Americans and saving the nation billions per year.
I’m not even proud if it. I just want the signifier on my license for discounts at the movies I won’t get to attend until 2025z
That’s weird, I had no trouble obtaining my DD214.
I had no trouble obtaining your DD214 as well.
/goes back to hacking into KFC to get the 11 secret herbs and spices
Oh yeah? What was my date of separation, smart guy? 🙂
4/20/69, same as everyone else’s.
https://time.com/5015515/kfc-viral-tweet-reward/
Evening
Sometimes twitter is worth it
One of those likes is mine.
Just an outstanding comment.
Olivia Wilde has split from Jason Sudekis.
https://www.eonline.com/news/1208580/olivia-wilde-and-jason-sudeikis-break-up-after-nearly-10-years?source=twitter-enews&medium=link-post&content=organic&cmpid=social
DFO:
I SAW IT FIRST! BACK OFF!
She was probably the best part of Tron: Legacy.
Costco shrimp comes from Thailand, Vietnam, Sri Lanka and India. Which is good since all of those places are less soaked in oil spills than Louisiana or Texas.
You’ve got to be suicidal or out of your goddamn mind to eat any seafood that comes out of the Gulf.
Wait. For real?
Eh, it probably doesn’t matter. I’m pretty sure there isn’t any part of the ocean that isn’t hopelessly contaminated with our leavings. I mean, shit, we dropped the Titanic 2.5 miles underwater and just left it there, and there aren’t even any fish there!
That sucks.
American Hustle is underrated.
She looks fit
Ok, seriously Horatio and Viva, you didn’t notice the shortcut I put in for you guys???
I did, absolutely, and punched it to get right down to the musica.
I aim to please
All them titties and asses just frustrate me. Christ, I have to take a Viagra just to beat off. Getting old sucks.
Not sure why I’m in with the “prudes”, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I can assure you that I do not mind pictures of pretty people in various states of undress. Nonetheless, I appreciate the consideration.
My bad. I thought you had requested it.
In any case, it’s there in case anyone needs it.
A couple of people did. I wasn’t one of them. Solid move on your part.
/Goes back to staring at #11 for a disturbingly long period of time.
I did too and it’s much appreciated.
Ok, I did something to my knee and it’s swollen and painful, so I’m going to put something cold on it, like a can of beer on the outside and the contents of another can of beer from the inside. It’s a pincer movement the swelling will never see coming.
When it’s necessary, I’ll freeze a pint bottle of store brand drinking water for an ice pack.
Also, if more flexibility is necessary, a bag of frozen vegetables (peas, kernel corn) can work.
Just so long as it’s not gout.
The best part is how slowly it will heal compared to earlier in your life.
I heal more slowly, and even my hair grows at a slower rate. At least I save haircut money.
Hey there. My searches failed so I’ll ask here. Why is the great site the506 called the506?
That’s the area code from which it originates. I think it’s Nova Scotia or Newfoundland. Evidence again, along with Rush and Celine Dion, of the sneaking Canadian invasion of the USA.
First it was the abstract concept of freedom, and now it’s 3-digit area codes? What will those crafty canucks steal next?
They’re some pretty sneaky shits. I hope they win, though.
I’ve been to Moncton and Sheddiac (pronounced “shitty-ack” locally) and seen the World’s Largest Lobster. I’ve seen the Tidal Bore and drank beer at the Pumphouse while watching NFL in Atlantic Time at 1 AM.
But still: why is a great media NFL site called the506?
I swear I saw somewhere several years ago that said the site was named after the site owner’s area code there in New Brunswick. Maybe he’s just proud of where he’s from.
Thats so weird. A Canadian tracking USA media for football. I mean what are the odds.
See also: Door Flies Open.
Has the Ottawa government declared a national day of mourning yet for Alex Trebek?
Alex Trebek transcends national borders, sir.
Watching the original Bad News Bears and wishing I could have hammered beers in the dugout while coaching my son’s teams. Oh, the hilarity that would have ensued.
You might have ended up as a bush-league bank robber that gets in over his head.
eh, beats repeating law school.
I can attest to that.
Or even going for the first time.
Looks like they mashed up North By Northwest and an early Bond. Or Matt Helm.
It’s a very cool movie and worth the effort to track down and watch.
Our little league coach in the 70s got high in his truck before the game. We won the league that year too. Like having The Dude as our coach.
Wtf
What is this madness?
Not gonna lie, I’m intrigued.
That’s one W A P.
I blame covid-19. No way this business model survives otherwise
If you have a vinyl or leather seat on your chair, will she get stuck to it?
Some questions:
1) What happens if your service lasts more or less than 20 minutes?
1a) Does that affect the price?
2) Sweat is not just water to begin with?
3) What will the maggots begin?
4) Why the feral apostrophe?
5) Cured of what?
6) Thank you for your service?
7) OBO? Will a 20 suffice?
8) Is the removal of your shoes and socks necessary?
9) Do I need to be present for this service?
10) Does the chair need to be unoccupied for the 2 weeks?
freddy vs Jason is a lot sexier than I remember
“My bloodied axe is up here”
evening
Howdy!