We’re all a bit curious to see how things shake out down Bourbon Street way, aren’t we? Stupid thoughts to follow…
TO THE GAME!
Eagles/Browns:
Is wr Reagor the next rook to break big? The last 2 weeks his target share has been 23% and 20% and the Browns have given up huge days to eight different wr’s so far this year. Of course, that’s dependant on competent qb play and you’re likely to see none of that here-Mayfield ranks 27th in passing grade, just ahead of Wentz at 28th.
Falcons/Saints:
It’s not really going to be Taysom is it? Football gossipists have spread the news that he was running with the 1st team during the week. How much though? Can he even read opposing defenses? He’s a gadget, one read guy that is 30 years old and has never started a game. Kudos to coach Payton for playing his qb’s so close to his chest but when I thinkify about it, it should be Winston out there. If the latter is out there he should go to Thomas long-he’s thought of as a chain-mover but his catch rate on deep passes last year was an insane 87.5%.
Bengals/Team:
One reason Burrow has been successful so far this year is that after fellow rook Higgins found his feet he’s now tied for 1st in passes caught over 15 yards and is third in contested passes caught with 13. The good news? Cincy has been fantastic at defending the run. The bad? That’s because it’s so easy to pass on them that other teams don’t bother with the ground game that much.
Lions/Panthers:
Who has been sitting on rb Swift all season waiting for him to break out? Moi, that’s who. That Wednesday news that he was suddenly on the injury list was kinda deflating, much like my chances of winning anything in fantasy this year. He’s joined on the bench by Golladay and Amendola and Stafford is banged up as well but will go.
Steelers/Jags:
As someone who is still in Hippo’s survivor money league, I can’t help but think that Pitt is overdue for a stunning, blowout loss. But it can’t happen this week vs the Jags and their wet behind the ears rook qb, can it? But then that would be the definition of stunning, wouldn’t it?
Titans/Ravens:
One of the reasons Baltimore’s passing game is struggling so badly is that the receiver that has the highest target share is frickin’ journeyman Willie Snead. You’ve got te Andrews and Marquise Brown to throw to and you opt for Snead the majority of the time? You brought this on yourself, Lamar. Maybe washed up Dez Bryant is the answer to those woes. [snorts]
Pats/Texans:
Maybe it was the weather, maybe it was Cam’s struggles in the passing game, maybe Bill just likes to run it? Whatever the reason, the Pats went to the ground option a whopping 67% of the time last week. And the Texans rank dead last in yards allowed per run play at 5.2. Speaking of lousy run D you may want to fire up Duke Johnson again despite the egg he laid last week-New England has over the last 4 weeks given up a half first down on every run play.
Do your thing. And I think there’s a inter-site Derby game this morning. Apologies for not getting this up earlier.
whats up with youtube on the site now?
WordPress update broke that too.
Oh so we can’t post videos anymore?
You can but they won’t play from here anymore. Have to go to youtube now to watch
Now you all live in my sad world.
Broke from the latest WordPress update. Among other things
An all-female Air Force is summin I can get behind. Under any flag.
Something something Shah Guido G.
Ain’t like the tough manly military we’re rocking has won anything in 75 years.
Losers is an understatement.
Peak Bungles!
Peak everybody!
That was something
LOL fumble for a saftey
Be funny if Rivera accepted the safety because playing his defense in fantasy.
TEN Defense looking competent today. Gleeful accidents like this make me wanna get a full-body biopsy.
And… HOW TA DOIN’ WOOOOO
Wow, Bengals, just wow.
Just wrapped up this week’s Jalen Ramsey Show. Very pleased with it. Which is usually a good sign that it’s going to bomb out.
Burrow took a hit
— Richard Adams
dude got pancaked
hahaha yoooo
So on a cooking show we were watching last night someone said “mexican street corn” and I misheard it as “mexican street porn” and of course I thought of Balls Of Steel.
Philly’s offense modeling themselves after their 1985 police force and just fire bombing themselves
If only we could change the banner
Just make him angry. Duh.
Oh it is stuck?
Its got my vote.
I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that this would be banner material for the 2021 bracket.
Phili leading the turnover battle already
Dakota Jesus is testing my patience.
Peak NFC East right there
found a funny:
Me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop for gas!
GPS: wwhat the fukc is happening
Recalculating
Recalculating
Recalculating
I want the voice on my GPS to be passive aggressive. Turn right here. If you want.
Mine used to get more strident. It’s like they programmed it to do that in case the driver was deaf.
So I have this alcoholic lemonade drink called “Sucking Lemons” and I’ve taken to adding unsweetened black cherry juice to it. Tres delicioso! I’m looking for names for this concoction.
Sucking a Tart Cherry? Or Sucking a Cherry Tart?
Naut of Scotch, putting the fun back into functional alcoholic
Cherries Suckilee?
You’re in first. Okay, wait… Let me rephrase.
Black Mambo Number 5
Lemon Sucking Whore?
Fat Stafford fumble.
Kelly immediately blames masks somehow
“MATT’S BECOME A SOCIALIST!”
Just giving everything away!
2-8 squadron (which is still gon’ lose) started the Black Panther defensing unit this week.
So there’s a commercial for RBC where the guy is fixing the front of a drawer with a drill. But for the life of me I cannot figure out what he’s doing as any screws would be on the inside for the handle. And then later he pulls on the handle and the whole front face comes off the drawer. The only holes would be where the handle would have been. wtf
Fedex is supposed to bring me a case of wine today, but they said the same thing yesterday so we’ll see…
Delivery wine is the best wine.
I have a Bevmo in the strip mall across the street, like a 5 minute walk or 2 minute drive away, and delivery wine is still superior.
UPS’ repeated failure to deliver our shipment of wine led to one of my household’s biggest arguments of the pandemic.
Ah yes, the Los Angeles market is finally being treated to that Falcons-Saints matchup we’ve all been craving.
ALL PRAISE TO [NAME OF RATINGS GOD], SON OF NEIL!
JUMPER OF SHARKS!
Need moar Jacoby Meyers pls.
[measures Sharkbait’s inseam]
Hey! A.J. Green is still alive!
…or not. Washington is challenging if he’s alive or not.
I’m voting “mostly not dead”.
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Bengals Radio REDACTED counter: 2
Was it immediately followed by Suck it, libtards!!!
No, they’re by Dave Lapham. He’s a harmless, loveable color commentator who may or may not be suffering concussion from 1970s NFL.
As there’s a drive deep to left by Castellanos, that’ll be a home run and that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I see we are at the point of the day where it is predicted that I lose every single matchup. Huzzah!
Are there people with the surname ‘Runner’?
Aboriginal folks for sure.
There should be an Aboriginal poker player named Runner Runner then
Nothing funner
Homestar?
Team might actually have a chance this week. Bengals are one of the few out of division teams where I don’t immediately assume the NFC East team loses
Hey! The Bengals are undefeated against the NFC East this year!
I mean, the Eagles didn’t lose that game either 😛
GIVE TO MIKE DAVIS ASSHOLES
THIIIIIIIS
Oh, come on! He moved forward!
So, not a Republican?
/runs away, laughing
Oh we’re here
*shakes fist at block editor
I always just figure that the first posted thread was the early games.
Ya gots to scroll down on Sundays these days.
Washington also changed the field inside the 20 yard line to the “football zone” but no one noticed because their offense hasn’t gotten there yet.
After 10 hours of sleep with crazy weird yet oddly relaxing stress dreams, I’m definitely starting to relax knowing I have a whole week off work.
(I know hearing other people’s dreams isn’t that interesting, but if anyone cares, I was in a Chicago party bus which was hijacked by some sort of Ancap cult or something, which made us fill out surveys about our social attitudes then killed everyone but me and my friend because I helped them with the data analysis for the surveys. Then we lived with them for many years through various internal schisms and escape attempts including sliding down an inclined roof and hiding in a tanning bed)
Seems benign enough, probably nothing to look into further. Now, if there was a cigar in the dream…
Good thing I left Damian Harris on my bench.
The guy started over Jacobs at Balallama and I’m convinced Belichick is going to somehow ruin his career.
(Sees Adrian Peterson is 35, still pretty dang good)
(Eyes long, thin stick sitting on the ground over there)
Hmmmm…
Tried to pick up the Falcons in Hippos money league vs Taysom but their waver system remains a mystery to me.
I have 0 clue how it works.
I put in the request yesterday morning and got nuthin’.
Because Friday night is the last waivers of the week, as clearly stated in by-laws
I hate my in-laws, you can imagine how I feel about by-laws.
And don’t HOAs use by-laws? Another reason to hate them.
DO SCOTCHY AND I LOOK LIKE LAWYERS TO YOU?!?!? By-laws, harrumph.
and there are NO WAIVERS during the playoffs, so prepare accordingly
Waivers come in, waivers go out
Took Pitt in survivor. Go..Big Ben?
/[washes mouth out with scotch]
Ah, Cincinnati-Washington. The one game every four years where Mike Brown isn’t the worst owner on the field.
Mike Brown would pay for that privilege, except, you know, he’s Mike Brown
“Nice field you got her, Snydy.”
You don’t have to pay for water to hydrate painted asphalt (ppl forget that)
Doing the research for the night thread and discovered that the Raiders haven’t allowed an rb to gain more than 75 yds on the ground since week 3.
Should make those 6-7 carries CEH gets tonight extra valuable for my 2-8 squadron…
They’re due!
/puts 100000 on black
JR: “Good God, King! That 0/00’s music!”
That’s because none of their opponents have suited up Emily Murphy and just asked her to roll herself halfway over.
Me: “I did it! I got everything on my Thanksgivings grocery list without getting anything unhealthy.”
Dairy Cooler (sing-song): “Oh, Redshirt! I got Egg Nog!”
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And that stuff is *always* at the end of the Isle on full display. It’s like they know we are weak and will buy it if we see it
It’s about as lovely a fall day as one could possibly ask for in SoCal today. Seventy five degrees, bright and sunny, and our coronavirus numbers are only *barely* smashing the records we set over the summer.
“WHY DOES OUR REAL ESTATE COST SO MUCH EVEN AS WE REFUSE TO PUT ENORMOUS FEES ON FOREIGN/VACATION/INVESTOR PROPERTY PURCHASES/OWNERSHIP THAT COULD FUND A PROGRAM TO SUPPORT OUR CITIZENRY FROM WORKING IN A LOCAL ECONOMY WHILE COMPETING FOR HOUSING WITH A GLOBAL MARKET?”
Gronk, Andrews, or Hurst?
Andrews but you’re suppose to feel bad if you watch
Beat me to it! Well done.
Rotowire has Andrews #3, Hurst #4. I am sitting Gronk for Henry in one league, don’t like the matchup.
Alright, going against instincts and following the hippo
G Ronk.
/advice submitted after kickoff
You get what you pay for.
My complaining about moving Webex to Zoom made it all the way up to the Officers at work. Once the VP found out DoD couldn’t order easily, exceptions were made for DoD contacts.
My boss was very happy I put up a stink.
I understand the security stuff with zoom but webex sucks.
I just talk on the goddamned phone (and I don’t like even THAT)
Zoom has supposedly fixed the security issues
Honestly, i never had actually seen the magic underwear. They’re disturbing, but seem comfy for covid times.
They was in that #OriginalFlavoUrAIDS HBO series. A second skin to protect us from the world.
So are we agreed on using the afternoon thread as the morning thread, and the morning thread as the afternoon thread? All in favoUr? Hey!…
Yeah, I guess I’ll use block editor at some point but that day is not today.
Block editor is a hoax, man.
I’ve found you can use classic for about everything then just skip over to block to schedule. That’s how I am surviving.
Weight Loss Status
Net Loss of 3 pounds this week
Only joy this week was eating a jello cup with fruit. I almost went into hyperglycemia shock.
Am on vacation this week, so 2 a day workouts will be possible. Going to need it to offset Thanksgiving.
Hit it hard.
-Ike Turner
Good luck with the diet and I hope you find your net.
Get after it!
Great work. Going to use you to try to motivate me to loss a few too
Should we call P.J. Walker “Onesie”? Does anyone second the motion? Other suggestions? The floor is yours.
It’s no THEPAULS but it’ll do.
Morning Folks
bock bock
Dude does not skip Claw Day.
just noticed that this is the morning thread
good stuff
With Bridgewater out I’m starting something called “Alex Smith” today. Yikes
I think I have Robby Anderson/and or DJ Moore in every single damn league. Fuck.
I’m definitely at “start a warm body” time in a few leagues.
Uggh 3 of DJ Moore, Robby Anderson, Chase Claypool, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans. Some weird PPR league that Hippo roped me, Spam, and Scotchy in to.
oof, Claypool then anyone’s guess
Bridgewater inactive, so I’d avoid the Black Panther receivers now.
#FreeHuey
learned yesterday that Walker played with Anderson in college. Do what you will with that info.
Relying on Hamler (2% start) and DeMarcus Robinson (0% start) as wr’s in Freezer Vodka league. Everything is fine.
Everton was just goddamned terrifying this morning. Much like my Wolven Sort last night.
I am starting Magic Undies in DFO-ball, because I am equal parts bored, hopeless, and desperate.
Might as well beat me twice today.
I am glad I went back to bed as watching Cav miss that penalty would have thrown me into an incredible rage.
I had that rage when y’all scored anyway, like 50 seconds later
The mrs brought in like an interior designer and now I’m supposed to be like fishing the internet to create a pininterest board for my office.
If I could create a pininterest board, why would I need the designer?