There is nothing wrong at all with oddball football-viewing options. I don’t even care that Team and the Steelers are scoreless at the start of the 2nd quarter. I WANT MORE COVID-RELATED CHAOS IN MY LIFE! Well, in front of my eyeballs, anyway. Were there some consequences felt after yesterday’s play? I’m glad I asked myself.
Fallout:
-As noted in the previous gamethread, Gregg Williams is on to his next gig as a bullying exercise instructor at a fat camp. This is what happens when you blitz all out twice, leaving your cb on an island with no deep middle safety to help out. when you knew the other team had to go to the end zone. And that damn putz is going to find another job…
-So the next team that will potentially wreak havoc with the sked are the Carolina Panthers. They’ve got eight (and counting?) players listed including D.J. Moore and Curtis Samuel although the latter has ‘close contact’ status. Good luck team, we’re depending on you.
-It was inevitable-Wentz finally got benched. Thus the qb controversy can really get underway in Philly. Polite discussions Ahoy!
-As the playoff picture takes shape, so too does the draft order-as of now the top 8 picks are thus-NYJ, (natch) Jags, Bangles, Chargers, Boys, Eagles, Panthers and Falcons. I do have faith in Team falling in with this lot though, eventually.
-So there they are-the quietest 8-3 team is now 9-3. And the talk of Baker Mayfield “finally turning the corner” will rear it’s completely expected head. He’s doing fine because he has the league’s best o-line and two fantastic rb’s, he doesn’t have to do much and it shows in his team’s success.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Niners:
-Now that San Franny’s secondary is sorta in one piece the D can start balling again. All credit goes to Shanny Jr. for keeping the team afloat when so many other coaches would not be able to do it. It also speaks well of the GM and scouting staff, given that the team has so much depth.
-Where was I? Right, I was thinking that this will be an interesting battle between Diggs and his league-leading target share of 26.5% and various cb’s. You see, Stephon moves around the field a bit so there won’t be a Richard Sherman shadow.
-The backfield of Moss and Singletary seems a bit muddled in that neither seem to know/understand their roles. Each of them seem to get pulled at odd times. Moss is getting the carries in the red zone but if the situation calls for a pass the other comes in. Hard to see what DaBoll is doing. Not criticizing, just can’t figure it out.
-The Bills front of Hughes, Butler, Oliver and Addison is one of the league’s most under-rated and is starting to gel. Over the last 5 weeks they’ve applied quick pressure on qb’s at a 26% rate and that’s the best out there during that time.
-Aiyuk is back so it’s hard to know how targets will be split because he’s not played at the same time as Deebo very often this year.
Give me some of those sweet, sweet comments.
Hah, 49rs for 49 yds
Bills are scary good again. Well that’s just great. Time for a sleeping aid.*
*Book. Self-help book ??♂️
Gal I met in college in 1987 and ended up dating through 2004 was from Buffalo. We started going out just before the Bills’ run of 4 straight SB losses and she didn’t know shit about football; I felt it was my duty to get her sorted, especially since Jim Kelly had just joined the team. During the 1st SB (wide right), she was bummed out but not devastated. By the 4th loss, to the Cowboys, she was in tears and sobbing. Quite a monster I created.
We still text during Pats/Bills games.
So, even though I’m a diehard Pats fan, I’ll always pull for division-mate Bills when it doesn’t negatively affect NE, or when NE sux.
You’re lucky she forgave you 😛
Deep down I don’t really know that she did for certain. Seeing how the Bills have done for the last quarter century, it’s a guilt trip I will carry to my grave.
I have to sleepwalk thru my day tomorrow. Nighters!
FoooBAWLLLLLLLLLLZLLLLLL!!!!1!!!!
Diggs TD please
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SUDDEN CHANGE!
Well, they’re up 14, so not THAT sudden.
Oh, so you think you’re hot shit, Mr. 13% abv rye oak barrel aged coffee stout. Just because I got drunk after #2. Well, let’s see what happens after I drink number 3.
Kaepernick ought to just go ahead and play in the CFL. Worked out okay for Flutie and Moon. He can bank his undisclosed NFL settlement money and live on the Loonies. Win a few Grey Cups, too.
I wonder if that undisclosed settlement includes a non-compete. If he tore it up in the CFL, it would make the NFL look even worse than they already do in this scenario.
I suspect the NFL itself isn’t smart enough to think of that, but their lawyers probably are
Mike Bidwill is a lawyer.
So is Rudy Giuliani
Actually, there’s quite a list out there.
And we’re all stupid as fuck.
Certainly seems like something The Shield would come up with.
“Josh Allen would be 7% more effective if he shaved off his cheesy stache. I’ve done the math.”
-Nate Silver
*Gets math wrong* -Also Nate Silver
Girlfriend: “Anal? No fucking way!”
Nate Silver: “Hold up. It’s definitely in the range of possibilities.”
I find the lack of Diggs disturbing
He’s on the sideline playing patty-cake with Deebo
Just realized we have Youtube thumbnails back as well. Nice.
I guess because of the Covid, Bills fans are reduced to getting drunk at home and diving off their front porch roofs on to trestle tables in the front yard. Needs more youtube posts from Zoom footage.
It’ll be nice to get back to normal again, especially when normal is this:?w=980&q=75
Not enough Zubaz from the Before Times.
Punk as fuck. Plus, I guess this describes the plight of the modern Jet fans
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=2qjOEQattO4
Even more Punk. Describes the Jets coach Adam Gase in a post game interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
The laptop and cellphones caught me offguard. Thought it was from the 80s!
Just a little behind in Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrE3vGxp_0
White Punks on Dope! Haven’t heard that in years.
I still have that LP.
The more I look at it the worse it gets!
It’s like one of those magic pictures.
WHO THOUGHT THIS ANIMATION SHIT WAS A GOOD IDEA???? WERE THERE NOT TEST GROUPS???
I kind of enjoy the nostalgic ineptness of it, it looks like something I would have been really proud of programming in high school
Is that DubbleJ and Dungy’s love child?
Too pretty
This is from a game released in 2005 and it’s SIGNIFICANTLY better animation than the NFL has going on today:
Looks like the cheesy animation they use for Dept of Defense training.
Fucking annual Info Assurance training…
I’m not a big fan of the Force Protection, either.
At least they’ve throttled back on the Sexual Assault Awareness stuff over the last couple years, I guess in deference to the current Commander in Chief.
Does he have boobs? That’s pretty progressive for the DoD!
Can’t discriminate on basis of gynecomastia nowadays!
Robert “Bob” Paulson believes this is societal progress.
Hell, there’s even women of Asian descent, and (gasp!) Black people!!!
They re-use Goldeneye graphics?
I can think of multiple reasons for her to be kneeling
I was kind of hoping that Pittsburgh would enter the SB this year undefeated, only to lose to the Cinderella Story NY Giants. It would have been even better if Eli was still NYG QB for this scenario.
And if David Tyree came out of retirement
I WAS* done drinking tonight but after these comments I need another g&t
* I wasn’t, but now I have an excuse
Glad to help! Cheers!
It is thanks to you and DFO that I learned of the whole ‘airbrushed sports jersey’ concept. Thank you.
“This is the way.”
Bring back Matt?
You’re not Stefon Diggs
KNOXDOWN!
SHOW YOUR BALLS, GO FOR IT!
Buffalo balls won’t you come out tonight?
“SIR! This is an Arby’s!”
TJ Yeldon is still in the league?
Seems like Sherman has been around forever. He’s gotta be at least 45, right?
“Aw, shucks! You’re too kind.”
So i had my knee scoped today, and got really good drugs. so i’m there, and here. and bourbone does a great job washing it all down
How’s the knee?
stiff
Are the Fozz spawn your manservants while on the mend?
He asked about your KNEE Fozz.
God speed my friend. If you need physical therapy advice you’re talking to the king of knee injuries.
RG3 IS IN THE HOUSE!
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>The Steelers tonight… <a href=”https://t.co/rqVLZDcHeW”>pic.twitter.com/rqVLZDcHeW</a></p>— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) <a href=”https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1336125346308108289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>December 8, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
I wasn’t initially shocked that NFL Memes directed back to DFO
I thought when you banged someone in the flat you wanted to reach around
Nah you just want to make sure you British roommate isn’t home.
Unless you’re into that sort of thing
I am a little old for it now but back in the 90’s…
Jeebus. Josh Allen’s arm is stupid amazing.
I’m don’t like how we are still calling the the San Francisco 49ers. Can we call them the Alta California 49ers?
The Glendale AZ 49’ers. People forget about the big gold rush there.
There’s some mighty big copper mines between PHX and the southern border.
The San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara
To really make this an Arizona 49ers game, ESPN should have Dave Mustaine cover “Enter Sandman”.
cookie monster mural alert
“Forward to most glorious cookie future!”
Either “world domination” or something about a “cookie”.
“Eat Thin Mints!”
-Workers of the World
Did Allstate change the Edith Piaf song in their ad? I think so…
Awful lotta testosterone on Inches and Goal this Monday Night. How ‘bout some misdirection?
/evades homophobia
McDermott not lichen Moss right now.
Does “shit show” adequately describe this game so far?
No, shit actually requires effort and produces shit for said effort.
This is a Constipation Show.
Need a couple diggsdowns tonight
Holy shit. 21 years since the bills won on Monday night?
I have the Bills ML and the under. I do not trust Nick “Chris” Mullens.
Apparently there’s been an increase in people showing up at the hospital with rickets. Just because there’s a lockdown, y’all can still go outside!
What do the scurvy numbers look like?
I’ve been drinking plenty of gin and tonics. If its good enough for the British navy, it’s good enough for me
Gumby and I both had to take massive doses of Vitamin D earlier this year Didn’t think of rickets, now I’m paranoid!
It’s really not very probable, otherwise the entire Midwest would get rickets every winter
I had a massive dose of D, too. Turns out, I’m not gay, though. Just slutty.
“When you need that one yard, you go to ‘Polish fullback’!”
/replay shows ‘Polish fullback’ falling short of goal line
Polish fullback is a good PornHub search term.
“Polish Fullback” sounds like an option at Litre’s Thigh-Land rub-n-tug joint.
I’m not sure why we’re all laughing at this. Didn’t the actual 49ers leave California when its fortunes have turned.
49ers ROCKIN early
/ found a funny
Complaint to the USPS
I paid $110 for PRIORITY and it took EIGHT DAYS to get my parcel from downtown San Francisco to the San Francisco airport, a distance of 14.8 miles. A turtle could have done that in four days. Seriously, I looked it up. An ordinary box turtle cruises 0.17 mph; it could make it from the Rincon Center post office to the cargo terminal of SFO in 87 hours. The United States Postal Service took 179 hours to make the same trip.
And I had to wait in line at the post office. There is no line at the turtle store. I could have popped in, bought a turtle, strapped the parcel to its shell, and it would have gotten there in less than half the time.
Can I get a refund here? A partial refund? A complementary box of turtle food? Anything?
Balls sent me a package from LA to Calgary that ended up in Sydney, Australia. (I haven’t lived there since 2004)
The turtle probably will take longer than calculated because it will need to stop and rest and maybe take a nap. Of course, so will the USPS worker.
Speaking of which, where is Porky Prime?
I do feel a bit proud that I called it a trap game in my writeup. Didn’t surprise me at all that they lost.
I HAVEN’T SEEN A TRAP GAME CALLED THAT CORRECTLY SINCE VIVA LA TABULA RASA TOLD US ABOUT THAT PORT VISIT IN THAILAND
HER LAST NAME WAS DONG. HOW DID I MISS THAT?
I would like to open a stripper/rub and tug called Thigh-land. Great fried chicken out back too.
You called it right. Own it. Nothing wrong with that.
Its not your guy’s fault. NFL and Coronavirus messed with your off days and practices.
At least it happened in the Regular Season.
I had a feeling about this one. I really didn’t want to go undefeated and have
the bedshitter show up in the playoffs, so I’m ok with it. And I feel like Alex Smith deserves to be thrown a bone.
I didn’t have a feeling about this one but them Steelers are way better off with an L at some point. Pressure’s off and then they can play a bit relaxed again. Might run the table now.
First LOL Steelers, and now the Arizona 49rs. 2020, what a year!
I know I’ve said it before, but like Jay Cutler, I don’t care: This MNF booth crew is trying too hard.
man sometimes i forget how fucking hateable the steelers fanbase is
Wonder how their subreddit is reacting?
Are YOU talking to ME!!!
CLUTCH kicks by Hopkins!
Re: Banner photo. Watch the documentary “Sample This”.
I’m a doc whore. If you haven’t seen “Rumble” you should check it out.
Northern Ontario?
*dock whore FTFY