TO THE GAMES!
Bucs/Falcons:
Tampa has these Falcons twice and the Lions as well to close out the season. Expect Brady’s less than stellar deep pass stats to improve markedly by the time the Bucs hit the postseason. Wr Gage is set up to have a good game vs cb Murphy-Bunting who has allowed a 120.1 passer rating when defending wr’s.
Niners/Cowboys:
Over the last 2 weeks Brandon Aiyuk has been WR4 and there’s nothing to be concerned about regarding the Cowboys coverage unit. This is, San Franny may not even have to pass to get up big-Dallas’ run D gives up a league-worst 5 yards per carry to anyone that totes the rock. Rb Pollard continues to eat (heh) into Zeke’s carries as the former couldn’t even be a top 30 back vs Cincy last week.
Lions/Titans:
How’s this for an obvious game script-Henry breaks off a few big runs (on his way to 200 yards), the Titans get up early, Detroit goes to the air allowing Stafford (“preparing to play”) and wr Jones to have big days, fantasy-wise. Seems like a blowout but plenty of points will be scored. Lions with a backdoor cover?
Texans/Colts:
Is T.Y. gonna blow up again? (real good?) He’s seen 40% of the Colts air yards share, the projected game total is high and his ADOT over the last 3 games is a healthy 14.1. The Texans are so bad in coverage that a 3 year vet is getting his second ever start at cb this week.
Pats/Fins:
Bad Bill has had his way vs rook qb’s over the years and he did it again to Herbert-not looking good for Tua on that front. Consider also that his main targets are the likes of Shaheen, Bowden Jr, and DeAndre Washington. Dial up that killer D and try to get some points on the board thru turnovers, Fins.
Bears/Vikes:
Maybe your sneaky play is Darnell Mooney? He’ll be defended by Chris Jones who allows his guy to catch the ball at a rate of 85.7%. That’s, um, generous. Both teams are at 6-7 and still have steadily dwindling prospects of playing in late January. Truth Biscuit’s recent renaissance has been sorta surprising but he’s played vs two of the league’s worst D’s in Detroit and Jacksonville.
Seahawks/Team:
We’ve mentioned before that Wilson’s weakness this year has been in the amount of sacks he’s taken. Team, with defenders Payne, Allen, Sweat and Young are well poised to add to that total. The Seahawks D has recently clamped down on wr’s but is still vulnerable to pass-catching rb’s. That was j.D. McKissic you heard answering roll call.
Jags/Ravens:
Hollywood Brown has been activated off the Covid list and should play and should score. After all, he’s done so in 3 straight and has a 38% target share during that time. The Jags are a mess in the secondary with 4 guys out so Brown might be matched against a fella that has just come off injured reserve. Balls Ahoy!
Come for the English football, stay for the American football.
I am having PTSD from the Falcons building an insurmountable lead on MRSA Dreamboat.
This has turned into DonT porn.
He has all the paper towels he needs for the cleanup.
I feel comfortable
RIDLEYDOWN!!!
/was I yelling?
//needed that
When I grow up I want to lend money to lower-middle class folks at prohibitive interest rates!
Ooh, will you offer payday loans AND auto title loans?
He will need a catchy jingle and some real fine print.
Don’t forget rent to own furniture
DK back in and playing. No kill tent visit
“Kill tent” is by far the funniest way to describe it.
That LOLfin score will be under review until Tuesday
Haskins with the intercept right on cue.
Pickerception for Seattle
Monty this seems off-tackle to me
French Toast has one of the best ROIs of any brunch food
A bit of Hennessy in the whipped cream too!
Living your best life
I miss going to breakfast buffets, and eating nothing but bacon and grapefruit. Hippo is a man of contrasts.
Makes sense, the acid from the grapefruit cuts the grease from the bacon
Once pandemic is vaccine covered breakfast buffet will return with a vengeance
Spelling lots of words wrong today
Disadvantage: might be having a stroke
Advantage: tomorrow is Thursday and I might be able to make this a four day weekend. #winning
Lookit Bollo, pretending he’s people!
Thank God that SLAP is legal ??Henry❤️❤️
Zeke would have proud of that slap, even if no one saw it or admits to receiving it.
found a funny:
“pontifex” sounds like the name the pope made up for himself when he was 14 and just getting into online gaming
DK might have tweaked a hammy
Oof! D.K. with an extended knee methinks.
Fuuuuuuck
Is Hardy Nickerson the old TB LB’s kid?
Very surprised those are the Nuggets cheerleaders but happy to have taken a closer look to find out
“Nice Presentation”
Titties are being kissed. Truth is being produced in biscuit form.
come on
give it to James Robinson
dude is ROCKING!!!!
Vulturedown by Seahawks rook no one has ever heard of before but his mom thinks his name sounds familiar.
That ref looked so confused, dude was out of bounds me thinks.
Serves him right for being a nobody.
Jordan Reed still plays in the NFL, he just thinks its his rookie year and his name is Barbara
Don’t give it to the fullback…
Send
Stafford to San Fran
Wentz to Indy
Darnold to Panthers
Darnold really needs to go somewhere to save what’s left of his sanity.
I hear tell he’s suggested the zoo.
I think that’s Glennon, actually.
Don’t any of y’all listen to soft-core punk??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrQ8ZutmLE
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Balls asked about Shannon Tweed last night
I imagine the college football playoff selection discussion was like coming up with a new cartoon character named Poochie.
“Notre Dame good with you guys?”
She bought two Kias for Christmas? You know how I know she has a mental illness?
I fucking hate that commercial so much.
More or less every “holiday” ad makes me want to kill.
Well it is Kia, maybe buy one get one free?
Mostert is gashing Dallas on every run.
“We took the most middling aspects of Tiki Barber and Peyton Hillis to make…”
You’ve gone too far this time, Mad Scientist Dan Snyder!
Kmet seems like the name of a minor Egyptian bird-headed god
No way he and Pharoh Cooper could coexist on the same team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cFox9vmrU0&ab
What an actual Hawk shot might look like
If I had a fireplace, I would try to buy a bunch of cheap bulkrate shot glasses of teams I didn’t like. Then I would take a shot from one each time their opponents scored or they did something dumb and smash the glass in the fireplace.
That’s just smart.
Red Zone drinking sounds potentially great
Just move to Baltimore and throw them outside.
Philadelphia- throw them at Santa!
“He had it coming” — City of Brotherly Love
Ok, Canadians, what is the Crave channel?
Streaming service like Netflix.
But with abominations like poutine and minor league hockey I bet smgdh
It would be great if Canadian companies gave you a free poutine with every purchase
All I know is it has Letterkenny
Great, now i have to Google letterkenny
Funniest Canadian show by a mile.
Corey Davis is FF bench MVP.
/kicks chair, happily
Oh Tua…
/Fins were running on the Pats like they weren’t on the field.
yeah, Zeke is gone.
I look forward to his farewell tour of the dregs of the league
Is it really burning the bears in the end zone when they just didn’t cover Thielen?
The scrappiest guy on the field cannot be covered
Smashing one of your biggest rivals after they waited 16 years for this whilst scoring 6 goals against them with an academy graduate as man of the match. Oh, and you’re slightly disappointed that your club didn’t score at least 8. A near perfect game
TIGHT END THAT PLAYED BASKETBALL ALERT! in Miami.
Lamar throwing TD’s now.
Boykin he throw!
Filibuster THAT, motherfuckers!!
Holy Shit! Mooney with the TD! I is 2-2.
Must do wonders for a young qb’s confidence to know Team’s coaches are saying, “Haskins? Fuck, I guess we’ll start him again“.
If only Jared Lorenzen were alive to see it
Probably doesn’t affect him after hearing “well I wouldn’t’ve drafted the guy” in the offseason.
That’s what happens when you’re drafted by the football team equivalent of an abusive family
How about this Haskins line – 3-3, -3 yards
The Gardner is 0-1 with a sack for a safety.
So he’s a Quiet Gardner?
Not for nothing, but Scotchy is a fucking GENIUS.
Gotta give it to Stafford: those rib pads are slimming.
Fun fact: “rib pad” is what Andy Reid calls the apartment he rented next to Slap’s BBQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEPSMswnQI4&ab
My schedule is all messed up this week. Gonna take a speed shower and change into my favorite pyjamas while missing the minimum Red Zone
Have to be on a family conf call in 90 minutes; considering how much I want to confirm their judgments about my drinking. (Thinking noises) Hawk shots it is
Handle checks out.
What are hawk shots?
He looked 40 in his twenties
Usually jamesons; but santa came early this year
I heard there were internet outages in your area…
I thought that was hot young singles