TO THE GAMES!
Bucs/Falcons:
Tampa has these Falcons twice and the Lions as well to close out the season. Expect Brady’s less than stellar deep pass stats to improve markedly by the time the Bucs hit the postseason. Wr Gage is set up to have a good game vs cb Murphy-Bunting who has allowed a 120.1 passer rating when defending wr’s.
Niners/Cowboys:
Over the last 2 weeks Brandon Aiyuk has been WR4 and there’s nothing to be concerned about regarding the Cowboys coverage unit. This is, San Franny may not even have to pass to get up big-Dallas’ run D gives up a league-worst 5 yards per carry to anyone that totes the rock. Rb Pollard continues to eat (heh) into Zeke’s carries as the former couldn’t even be a top 30 back vs Cincy last week.
Lions/Titans:
How’s this for an obvious game script-Henry breaks off a few big runs (on his way to 200 yards), the Titans get up early, Detroit goes to the air allowing Stafford (“preparing to play”) and wr Jones to have big days, fantasy-wise. Seems like a blowout but plenty of points will be scored. Lions with a backdoor cover?
Texans/Colts:
Is T.Y. gonna blow up again? (real good?) He’s seen 40% of the Colts air yards share, the projected game total is high and his ADOT over the last 3 games is a healthy 14.1. The Texans are so bad in coverage that a 3 year vet is getting his second ever start at cb this week.
Pats/Fins:
Bad Bill has had his way vs rook qb’s over the years and he did it again to Herbert-not looking good for Tua on that front. Consider also that his main targets are the likes of Shaheen, Bowden Jr, and DeAndre Washington. Dial up that killer D and try to get some points on the board thru turnovers, Fins.
Bears/Vikes:
Maybe your sneaky play is Darnell Mooney? He’ll be defended by Chris Jones who allows his guy to catch the ball at a rate of 85.7%. That’s, um, generous. Both teams are at 6-7 and still have steadily dwindling prospects of playing in late January. Truth Biscuit’s recent renaissance has been sorta surprising but he’s played vs two of the league’s worst D’s in Detroit and Jacksonville.
Seahawks/Team:
We’ve mentioned before that Wilson’s weakness this year has been in the amount of sacks he’s taken. Team, with defenders Payne, Allen, Sweat and Young are well poised to add to that total. The Seahawks D has recently clamped down on wr’s but is still vulnerable to pass-catching rb’s. That was j.D. McKissic you heard answering roll call.
Jags/Ravens:
Hollywood Brown has been activated off the Covid list and should play and should score. After all, he’s done so in 3 straight and has a 38% target share during that time. The Jags are a mess in the secondary with 4 guys out so Brown might be matched against a fella that has just come off injured reserve. Balls Ahoy!
Come for the English football, stay for the American football.
Big week for Haacks
holy shit
Falcons are flying
Ridley is tearing it up
is it cause there is No Julio Jones?
Ridley is an WR1 and it ain’t matter if Julio is in or not.
/drafted/paid for him in every league that I was able to
Been just about four years since the last time I saw a DC crowd this small.
What are you talking about? This is the largest attendance of a football game in history! PERIOD!
Way suck, Snyders.
Alright, UC. You wanted a chance to get some respect – well, here it is. Make it a good one.
2021 Peach Bowl (January) – Wikipedia
So good news is that only two of us in my office went hot for the rona. The other guy is dealing with new symptoms every day; I’m feeling fine still. Think I’ll retest Monday morning to see if I can get back to life.
Woohoo for mild!
My wife is agreeing with my mom asking if I’d go get a antibody test to see if I got a false positive. Most cases are mild/no symptoms. And I get ‘Elon Musk…’ but why does everyone think I should be popping off tests at $150 a pop just because “I wonder”.
Yeah, it doesn’t really matter if it was a false positive or not. Stick with what’s covered by insurance or whatever.
jAMES ROBINSON
with the RockinGGG TD Catch!
London Jaguradown.
-Minshew!
-Bless you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPrPNpzLHIk
It’s amazing how Duuuuuvvvvaaaallll could find an undrafted RB as good as James Robinson…and still be an absolute dumpster fire.
Tom Coughlin culture.
“Love this pic!”
-Dwayne Bowe
Fins get a turnover.
This Shape of Water sequel looks like a cheap cash grab
“Can I have next? – R. Kraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yRAHSpFe3M&ab
ESPN: Clemson and Ohio State both have a 50% chance of winning?
Does Lawrence still have COVID? Is Ohio State being spotted two touchdowns or getting a pinball-like bonus football on offense?
“Brother, can you spare a McLaurinDown?”
-one of my fantasy teams
The Dolphins kicker is normally excellent, so I assume he will miss the extra point
Offensive explosion in Miami.
Is it possible to kick a 109-yard Own Field Goal?
Cincinnati Football on Twitter: “The #Bearcats finish at #8 in the final @CFBPlayoff ranking of the 2020 season. ⓘ ???? ????? ?? ????? ?? ??????????. https://t.co/wly5unKTyL” / Twitter
I see what you did there, UC.
Laserface ded??
Is he no longer perfectly coherent?
He said maybe he could understand abortion in a few limited contexts, so into the Kill Tent he goeth.
And YES, Atlanta is gonna shit the pitch to MRSA Dreamboat AGAIN
Time to give for Fox Sports to take Ole Terry to the back of the shed. Maybe let the winner of the Pick’em app be the trigger man.
P*ts and LOLfins just a Very Sad Thing.
I swear to god I had no idea that the Jags were a one win team until this morning.
But in my defense, like most of the NFL, I generally forget they exist at all.
Yeah, with the lack of London games this year I’m amazed they still let the Jaguras play
Niners probably aren’t going to be allowed back in their stadium for the remainder of the season
I think the League should randomly force squadrons to go nomad like that.
SHHHHHHHHHH Don’t give Dean Spanos any ideas
“Giants, you’re playing a home game at San Jose State’s stadium next week. Deal with it!”
Which team to Witchita?!
Anyone who finishes 8-8!
Cowboy killed a miner
Yeah, yeah, we’ve probably all seen ‘Deadwood’ by now.
I have to give ESPN credit. They have spent two hours hand-pleasuring the four playoff teams and they don’t show signs of slowing or cramping up.
I mean, it’s a perfect quartet if you prioritize The Narrative and familiarity over quality.
That’s the only reason why Notre Dame is still in the picture. Take away the NBC broadcasting and their history, they would be behind C. Carolina.
Watching Clemson run a train on OSU is gonna be a great way to start the year.
And Saban will be super annoyed at having let Florida Men (JV) make things fairly close. Angry Saban against ND. Yes, PLEASE!!
There isn’t a line high enough for me to take ND in that game.
17.5
Yeah, I’ll take ‘Bama on that one.
In all seriousness I would probably start thinking about a cover at 22.
Can I get their number?
-R Kraft
Dwayne Haskins is not very accurate.
Probably smart, no one should ever want to start at QB for Team
Need to have flashes of brilliance to be trade bait
HAWT ribcage!!!!
Someone make that gal a sandwich
You could play her like a xylophone.
Someone doesn’t skip Sternum Day.
/nods in approval – Karen C.
Seems malnourished
Okay, I’m back from lunch and running errands. Let’s see what games the Football Gods have blessed me with:
BAL 26 – JAX 0
CHI 20 – MIN 7
I gotta find me some more errands.
Minny game is actually good.
Down 20-7, still playing Hide the Dingleberry
DEZ IS BACK
DJ down. Not DK, DJ
Uhh, Chark?
Vasco in the lead, WOO!!!!
Florida Men just can’t score today
49ers gotta realize
Aiyuk is ROCKING
gotta get him the ball
There is an upside to 100% fantasy death. I am soooooo much MOAR relaxed.
Totally. Have a couple bets down but nothing crazy. Pretty chilled out.
I did bet on Defense and Justice in Argie ball.
You tanking then?
You can see my sad consolation bracket lineup against you!
Lol same. Trying to start anyone healthy enough
Good Christ, if Chi**** were to pip Team MRSA for the 7 seed, we would have the happiest Clubhouse in EVAR
That would be hilarious! I approve
Even better, Team v. Bearistocrats! NFC title match
Now you’re just overpilled
wait until I hit the Tussionex, Imaginary Friend!
TAX PAYER SUBSIDISED MALORT FOR ALL, BIPARTISAN BUDGET APPROVALS FOR NONE
Strawberries for everyone if that happens
Looking like Brady’s totally legal supplement pills only have a 12 week shelf life
seriously, good for Dez
X
Unironic Touchdown Seahawks
To Hollister the backup TE
Aiyuk rocking, eh dog??
THATS ROCKING!!!!!
#pugtastic
Letting Russel Wilson sprint on FedEx “turf” might actually be a calculated strategy on the part of the Team D
I’ll allow it
Would be karma payback for 2012 RG III
Safeties everywhere!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs&ab
In true Raiders fashion, she appears to be primed to trip over her own feet.
DK looks fully healed
I mean, as long as you don’t fuck Russell’s wife, he likely shares his magic bubbles.
You know that was only his starter wife.
“NOBODY FUCKS RUSSELL WILSON’S WIFE!” – Russell Wilson’s wife, shaking her head sadly
They must of given him the good shit
The part of the Bearistocrats! is today being played by the Minnesota Vikings.
The Football Team’s defense just let the 32 yo Wilson ramble for 38 yards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOWQVF6uu9k&ab
the Haim sisters fucking rule
“There’s no ‘I’ in ham.”
-A. Reid