TO THE GAMES!
Bucs/Falcons:
Tampa has these Falcons twice and the Lions as well to close out the season. Expect Brady’s less than stellar deep pass stats to improve markedly by the time the Bucs hit the postseason. Wr Gage is set up to have a good game vs cb Murphy-Bunting who has allowed a 120.1 passer rating when defending wr’s.
Niners/Cowboys:
Over the last 2 weeks Brandon Aiyuk has been WR4 and there’s nothing to be concerned about regarding the Cowboys coverage unit. This is, San Franny may not even have to pass to get up big-Dallas’ run D gives up a league-worst 5 yards per carry to anyone that totes the rock. Rb Pollard continues to eat (heh) into Zeke’s carries as the former couldn’t even be a top 30 back vs Cincy last week.
Lions/Titans:
How’s this for an obvious game script-Henry breaks off a few big runs (on his way to 200 yards), the Titans get up early, Detroit goes to the air allowing Stafford (“preparing to play”) and wr Jones to have big days, fantasy-wise. Seems like a blowout but plenty of points will be scored. Lions with a backdoor cover?
Texans/Colts:
Is T.Y. gonna blow up again? (real good?) He’s seen 40% of the Colts air yards share, the projected game total is high and his ADOT over the last 3 games is a healthy 14.1. The Texans are so bad in coverage that a 3 year vet is getting his second ever start at cb this week.
Pats/Fins:
Bad Bill has had his way vs rook qb’s over the years and he did it again to Herbert-not looking good for Tua on that front. Consider also that his main targets are the likes of Shaheen, Bowden Jr, and DeAndre Washington. Dial up that killer D and try to get some points on the board thru turnovers, Fins.
Bears/Vikes:
Maybe your sneaky play is Darnell Mooney? He’ll be defended by Chris Jones who allows his guy to catch the ball at a rate of 85.7%. That’s, um, generous. Both teams are at 6-7 and still have steadily dwindling prospects of playing in late January. Truth Biscuit’s recent renaissance has been sorta surprising but he’s played vs two of the league’s worst D’s in Detroit and Jacksonville.
Seahawks/Team:
We’ve mentioned before that Wilson’s weakness this year has been in the amount of sacks he’s taken. Team, with defenders Payne, Allen, Sweat and Young are well poised to add to that total. The Seahawks D has recently clamped down on wr’s but is still vulnerable to pass-catching rb’s. That was j.D. McKissic you heard answering roll call.
Jags/Ravens:
Hollywood Brown has been activated off the Covid list and should play and should score. After all, he’s done so in 3 straight and has a 38% target share during that time. The Jags are a mess in the secondary with 4 guys out so Brown might be matched against a fella that has just come off injured reserve. Balls Ahoy!
Come for the English football, stay for the American football.
Salaam alaykum. I’m with the government. We’re here to implement sharia law and forcibly vaccinate everyone. Your wife will leave you and your kids will call me Dad.
Shakira law? Fun!
Spicy!
What Ben Franklin had in mind
Dang.
I owe a crazy guy $20.
This new referee isn’t awesome
lol texans
Heh. More like the .438s. Am I right?
Hey! The Vikings have a chance to win this one!
(sees last lackluster play)
Do they know that?
only tape Grumblelord is grinding this January are MILF ones.
Does he need suggestions?
grumblegrumbleAskYourMothergrumblegrumle
He was really disappointed to discover that “How I Met Your Mother” was not the show he had been hoping for.
That was the best four yard gain I’ve ever seen!
I’m not mad at this 49ers/Cowboys game. Weird.
FedEx claims another one
some friendly fire
You know, “Silence of the Lambs” was a good film and all, but I’m not sure that it really justifies another TV series to go with the various sequel and prequel films.
Yeah. The first movie was nice, but the other ones keep leave a bad taste in your mouth.
Of course, I’m also just bitter because CBS rejected my pitch of a series about a serial killer who murders hobos in Ontario. I worked really hard on cutting-and-pasting… uh, I mean, “creating” that.
“Totally agree with your take. Fuck all the lambs!”
-Shepherds everywhere
We’re getting 4th String QB action in Baltimore!
“Brady will get a call in his favor because all NFL refs have reflex memory.”
-Sports reporter from the Duran Duran News Network
Maybe the Atlanta Falcons are allergic to Tom Brady.
Atlanta???? Unreal.
Right? You fuck off ONE Super Bowl and then you’re doomed to repeat it forever
Dolphins making a solid effort to check off the “lose the game without giving up a touchdown” achievement.
Charmception
It’s amazing that TY Hilton does as well as he does when Holiday Inn Express is an IHG property
Russell Wilson, slingin’ the charm!
Ok, I laughed WAY too much at this!
#12 Coastal Carolina plays Liberty in the Cure Bowl. Yeah, that’s fair.
THIS HAS TO BE THE INTRO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ycl_ayPHU0&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJAVMijxk-fgcg7c&index=20
More like Coastal Fraudulina if you ask me; they deserve that bowl.
Yeah one year you think they woudlt care as much of having a large fanbase to travel and attend the bowl
Agreed. That alone would explain why Ohio State still got the best available bowls in the 90s when Cooper coached them.
Brees’ ribcage is going to crumble like a stale girl scout cookie.
They get stale?
They can last enough to get stale?
No way. The Refs are going protect Brees. The NFL has a big audience for this game.
He’s ready
Oh, good. I get to see Drew Brees die on the field.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbzei8s7vs&ab
The result of having upper echelon corporates as inlaws is they sign you up for dumb crap you would never pay for yourself but got to see up close. And now that’s over with. Go Hawks.
Did you synergize? Or did you leave that in the parking lot so we could touch base later?
I drank off camera and let my wifi “drop” for no reason
Put a pin in it and we’ll circle back offline *gag*
B-More OT picked up a lose ball and ran 20 yards. He’s ran himself to death doing it of course, but still good hustle!
Hey, they got even MORE oxygen on the sidelines this year, he’ll be fine
Falcons really want to blow this.
Like Houston walking in to the 500.
Falcons blow a big lead? Inconceivable
Concern over sobriety around the family, in retrospect, seems like much ado about nothing
One side of my family hides their drinking habits. The other side gameplans it.
Inlaws love the booze. Is always a treat visiting as they keep wee man occupied and BC Dick and I get bombed as Dad in law like to impress me with wines.
Reminder to self – oh yeah, Darkest Timeline
What the fuck was that?
My SIL signed us all up to play some sort of online game and the elderly inlaws can’t figure out how to hover the room to open the key and I’m just playing along watching this train wreck with the game on in the background.
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The redhead just farted, and is hoping Santa didn’t notice her naughtiness.
THAT’S SANTA’S FETISH!
So Santa and Mrs. Claus have an understanding.
Mrs Claus is in another room with 9 guys hooked up to the sleigh whipping them
He does know who’s naughty, if you know what I mean.
Why is Keanu Reeves doing video game commercials?
CYBERPUNK 2077 IS GOING TO BE THE BEST VIDEO GAME UNTIL 2077!!!!!!1
https://twitter.com/HaydenWXlol/status/1337561214365347841
*Unless you’re epileptic
I know who to blame for that!
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1338230168209526786
Stuff I’ve been reading is that Cyberpunk 2077 is flat-out garbage on a PS4/XBox One. It plays, albeit a buggy, on a PS5 or a PC. I’ve had one crash, and a couple of weird gameplay bugs that required restarts. But I expected that sine I bought it the day it came out.
As a gamer myself, I must admit that most gamers are just brain-dead idiots. We should have stopped with NetHack.
I believe after Johnny Mnemonic flopped, Keanu is looking to redeem himself in the Cyperpunk category.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwl5MBzTCRQ
NNY MNEMONIC
That was an astoundingly bad movie
Apparently someone took the wrong pill…
Tic tacs?
Not much of a spoiler – you get possessed by Keanu Reeves. Gamewise, just play Witcher 3 if you haven’t played it yet. Better plot, and all the bugs have been fixed.
Trailer Park Kitties really want to secure the 2nd overall pick but I don’t think Justin Fields is going to be the answer.
Andy Dalton is earning every cent he’ll be overpaid next year.
Double J doesn’t overpay….
White guys anyways.
If you put ‘not’ before ‘every’ in that comment, you’ll be describing Zeke exactly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRjfq6QUjGM&ab
This is the Sunday night thread banner pic
so a “sneak peak”
Does she know that?
Lamb bomb sets up Dallas TD.
#7 Florida (8-3)
#8 Cincinnati (9-0)
#10 Iowa State (8-3) NY6 Bowl Bound
#11 Indiana (6-1)
#12 Coastal Carolina (11-0)
2020 has somehow made people miss the BCS.
Someone needs to explain to me why the Jaguars haven’t been throwing it every down because the Ravens secondary cant stop shit.
As someone who stupidly started Minshew, i agree
Jaguars’ QB may have something to do with it.
Jaguars’ QB has something to do with it.
You’d think NE/MIA must be playing in a monsoon, but no.
It’s a monsoon of the soul
what’s up with Bears?
This is the Yang part of the 8-8 Yin/Yang
They always revert to 8-8 form
They’re going to save the coaches job. They really need to stop caring.
Another Hunter! Punting for the Cowboys! Put him with the others!
“I read part of that as ‘Pudding For The Cowboys’ and my pants got really tight. I’m scared and excited and the babysitter is hugging her boy friend really hard. Underdog! Please save me!”
-Eli
Week 5
Dwayne Haskins: “Why was I benched? I don’t understand.”
Week 15
Dwayne Haskins: “Ah, now I get it.”
DEEP HIPPO THOUGHTS – What if Romeo Crennell got all skinny like John Goodman did?
What if Andy Reid did? The loss to DFO would be devastating.
Some Dunstan’s just want to watch DFO burn.
I’ve seen two Dwayne Haskins throws.
I feel qualified in saying he’s a bust.
MRSA Dreamboat has SEVEN POINTS against a bottom-5 pass D, and still getting a ball washing
Because he looked so leaderly in scoring those seven points!
Hawt take: Ineligible receiver penalties are BS, as is the entire concept of an ineligible receiver. Let anyone catch that shit if they can.
Counter proposal: If an Ineligible Receiver does catch a pass, he and a wide receiver on the field must switch places for the rest of the drive and the wide receiver cannot use this rule to become eligible again.
I like it! Although how would that work when it’s the punt unit out, so no traditional WR?
Jersey Numbers: 1-49, 80-89 Eligible. 50-79, 90-99 Ineligible.
Addition – they have to swap jerseys as well
Wouldn’t teams just got 10 WRs?
“Then I’ll blitz 11 guys!” — Gregg W., Unemployment Line
You still need people who are good at other things on the field, it’s not all that easy to game plan something reliable. Or, compromise, just have it that way for special teams plays, cause invalidating trick plays just sucks
Compromise: everyone become eligible ONCE THEY MAKE IT 20 YARDS DOWNFIELD.
If Belichik is able to get some 350 pound linemen beyond the sticks, you don’t get to complain that he’s exploiting a rule.
The Refs at BAL-WSH messed up measuring for a first down. That’s a new one.
Dirtying up the Ball Wash
ESPN hyping 50/50!!, and it opens Tiggers -7
I miss Glennon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DjDh3yjSM
also that Camera
Fox is using for the hawks games
is ROCKINGGGG
Why is Lamar Jackson still in this game? Are they trying to impress the pollsters?
I assume because they don’t want to put in their… 4th stringer?