Well, now that the day’s tilts have a.) made the playoff situation a whole helluva lot clearer or, b.) made the damn playoff situation that much more frickin’ muddier* we can now feast the eyebulbs on an interesting and curious matchup featuring two teams with different approaches to getting the treasured W.
*please pick one-this post was recorded at 10am this morning
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Packers:
-These two teams rank first and third in offensive efficiency but they also have D’s that love to ride the roller coaster. Should be interesting.
-As you might have expected, Aaron Rodgers leads the league in passing yards off play-action. Actually, nope. The Tannyhill possesses that number which is a hefty 1,580.(!) So for sure he leads the league in TD’s off run fakes, right? Again, nope. That belongs to his counterpart Rodgers. He has 18 scores from that play.
-Since 2018 in weeks 14 to 17 Derrick Henry has averaged 6.5 yards per carry. The Packers D ranks 27th in the league at stopping the run, surrendering 4.5 ypc since the start of the season.
-One might think to lay off the Titans wr’s in this spot but Tannyhill has thrown a TD in 11 straight games and has two or more scores in nine of those games.
-Lazard might be your sneaky play in this spot. He finally passed MVS in snap counts and routes run last week, recovering his position in the balls-thrown lineup that he occupied earlier in the season before he got injured. He definitely won’t get the attention that Adams demands.
I’m leaving it all-up to you, down below.
Gatlinburg, Tennessee
What is “A place I will never go willingly”
I’ll take “Anal Bumcover” for $800 Alex.
Le tits now!
Ah, Gatlinburg. Where in mid-July one year Johnny Cash almost killed his pappy for naming him Sue,
I suspect that Johnny Cash fabricated many of the events in his songs. If not, I’m impressed that he went to a California State Penitentiary for committing a crime in Nevada.
I think Shel Silverstein wrote Boy Named Sue. He wrote some pretty big tunes for Dr Hook and Medicine Show, including Cover of the Rolling Stone and Sylvia’s Mother.
Ugh, I think I will go read, snow or not I doubt I’ll enjoy the rest of this game.
i know i complain too much but its not like i have other hobbies
Pro: I didn’t cause any significant property damage raging earlier
Con: I was rooting for the cowboys
Pro: i am still leading my championship matchup
con: i am projected to lose because steffan diggs plays tomorrow night.
pro: in teffon’s last outing against new England, he garnered less points than my lead
con: god fucking hates me. Like A LOT
….i need help…
Quick, someone get Stefon Diggs or someone who has been in contact with him to a strip club. Stat!
instructions unclear . . spent $3000 on lapdances
I haven’t seen such underperforming tits like this since Christina Applegate.
….bruh
Too soon.
Christina Applegate – Wikipedia
Uh, check this please. I would’ve accepted Teri Hatcher, though.
dude he knew exactly what he was doing
I haven’t seen Tits sag like this since the last time I took off my shirt.
……grandpa?
It snows in the Tennessee mountains. They have no damn excuse.
Nashville, Tennessee – Wikipedia
Partial credit. Its not mountainy but it is hilly.
They aren’t the Nashville Titans, they should represent the entire state. Just like the Carolina Panthers should represent all of both North and South Carolina.
Well, fuck this game. See yall tomorrow during the Buffalo revenge game.
Rodgers and Mahomes are eating big steaks with a bottle of ketchup on hand. Trump the trendsetter!
And by sexy, they mean “drunk.”
Today was the Jestist Jets since the Butt Fumble.
Evening. Finished the last of the home made eggnog outside by a fire. How bad is this game so far?
going downhill rapidly despite level playing field. unless you are a GB fan.
Negative. This looks like I need whiskey to keep it entertaining
Almost like they’re tobogganing
Tennessee has order from Boss Goodell to take a fall for Week 17 Ratings.
Nice pass, Ryan.
the fix is in boys
(seething with jealousy of the fix)
-J. Sandusky
*tunes into thread*
*sees post isn’t about murdering Steffon Diggs*
*walks away in disappointment*
2-possession game + TEN received in 2nd half
Dog almost pissed on that statue on national TV.
EquanamityDOWN!!! Guess who gets to have sleepy time early, after all??
Not seeing the big deal about the pronunciation of Tonyan. It’s Ton-yan, rather than Tony-an or To-nyan. English is all about where you would hyphenate things if you hyphenated them.
Pronounced like it rhymes with Funyun, which should make it familiar for Wisconsinites.
Low rent Tara Reid!
Isn’t that redundant nowadays?
Dunno, she looked damn fine in Sharknado.
Upon reflection, that may have been the shark.
most of the cgi budget was used on her not the sharks
Lower rent.
Corey Dillon looks good for however old he is.
(Something happen to Aaron Jones?)
I was thinking the same exact thing. Wikipedia doesn’t say if they are related. If they are, and if AJ is as good as Corey, Green Bay’s gonna be just fine at RB for the 20s.
This is starting to look all shitshow-y
Gotta run as a snow QB cause it’s super fun to slide
Anthropomorphic orange semi-sentient bi-pedal overfilled colostomy bag signs stimulus bill.
You just insulted so many things, I don’t know where to start.
Pretty unkind toward colostomy bags.
colostomy bag killed my grandma.
I’m not entirely joking. she had been in a nursing home for about five years after her stroke, we finally got insurance to get her hooked up to one so it’d be easier day to day.
but later that year she got some sort of inflection that she didn’t survive. my dad suspects the change was an inadvertent culprit.
I’m skeptical simply due to the fact she was prone to UTIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_pi8yBaooQ
After all his preening about opposing it? What a cuck.
He just wanted to see people sweat. Or he really wasn’t, but McTurtle has something on him.
Probably a list of treasonous activities long enough to get him 1000 trips to the gallows.
No President or ex-President will ever be indicted for any crime under any circumstances.
They sent all the republican gooons down to Florida to coddle his ego.
He still thinks he’s in a scripted reality show.
15th Alabama Infantry Regiment – Wikipedia
Do we have to remove this from history, too? Can’t we just call then the 15th Alabama Infantry Regiment of the REDACTED States Army?
I just hope that when they rename the army posts currently named after traitorious Confederate generals, they do one in Pat Tillman’s name.
They should give them the Boot Monument treatment and move on.
Boot Monument – Wikipedia
What’s even the point of statues? I don’t care what goes in those public spaces, but it should have artistic, rather than historic, merit.
Its to honor the past. The antebellum South used it to honor the past people and justify/pardon what they did.
Also during the Jim Crow era, late 1800s-early 1900s. Intimidation tactic.
I sure hope that people honor me some day by putting up a poorly crafted likeness of me in public so a bunch of people who don’t know and don’t care who I was have to walk in a slightly less straight line through a park while birds sit and shit
C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America
Its on Youtube, but I didn’t post the link because it is WAY racist with a lot of bad words.
It was only made 16 years ago.
SPOILERS (I don’t know how to do it post update)
The open racism is needed to fully shock the audience. Hell, the commercials they “made up” revealing they really happen opened my eyes a lot more than Black History Month ever did.
That restaurant with the giant blackface entrance here in Oregon is still open. They just removed the facade. And not that long before I moved here.
The joke was how little would have actually changed because, let’s face it, the South won Reconstruction and that was the real war.
THIS!
Brett Kern had a touchback. Getting… concerned, over here.
You shoulda bought ciggys
Don’t worry. I’m sure the Packers will have trouble playing in the snow.
Mr. Plow Song – YouTube
Just so we have it at the ready.
The overhead camera angle makes it look not so snowy. I do not approve.
Snow so thick you can almost see the Western European Army in the distance.
I’d have made NFL Protocols Guy Time’s Man of the Year. He did a good, and kept a nation sane(ish).
At least give him recognition in the Real Men of Genius beer ad series.
I have to admit, I thought all the leagues would run into a lot more problems than they did.
JV was indeed kind of a shitshow, but they at least got lucky and nobody died
That we know of…
Mixed resulta so far from the TEN D strategy of flustering Rodgers giving him 7 seconds to throw
Looks like Rodgers is ready to go. We all know he didn’t have deal with his family during Christmas.
5-0, 5-0!
I didn’t know A.A. Ron was a lookout for the Crips
Nah, his brother just got a job working for the local PD
Rodger’s synapses, possibly
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Hmm, according to google, people also ask “what means snow?”
They’re getting super lazy with their collaborative filtering
Ugh, Al’s back. Didn’t miss him.
Still want Tirico and Talib!
Why can’t we have nice things?
I worry that Tafoya’s circuits are freezing up.
START THE GOTDAMN GAME ALREADY
Snow FITBAW on TV is perfect. You get to enjoy the fun aspects of snow, without having to deal with the assorted bullshit.
+ In & Out Burger and Whataburger local
San Antonio exurb – In’n’Out, Whataburger, 75 and sunny today.
Sorry, Tim McGraw, but if Aaron Rodgers was a superhero, he’d be Batman, because his family is dead to him.
BANNER
Congrats to the Weaselest among us, who won the DFO FFL today. His opponent sucked out loud, but it does not diminish Senor’s accomplishment, even though it kinda does.
I can’t wait to watch Derrick Henry in the snow. He’s so powerful he makes John Henry look like any old guy named John.
Gonna be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylCfXvKmdvU
Ok, clearly those of us not unfortunate enough to be fans of Team or Jerry’s boys have to be cheering for the Giants to get in at 6-10….
Danny Dimes hosting a playoff game as a double digit underdog. Let’s do this!
5-10 NY Giants are still alive?
I want this. I need this.
GO Giants and Eagles!
I second this. GO 6-10! SIX AND TEN, SIX AND TEN!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
This has all the makings of a great game. I’m gonna be pissed if it ends up sucking
6-4 F/OT?
This one is wrapped up for me.
At least JerBear’s team also made it into triple digits.
I was so close to 200 points.
Frozen tundra, everybody drink!
Will this game ever start? Jesus.
what’s yer Philip Morris status ahora?
No cigs. Plenty of gum. Bottle of wine.
It just dawned on me, since the Fox Sports post game show is on, that I have passed the age group who thinks Terry Bradshaw is funny, smart, clever, or knowledgeable about football.
Now he just sounds like every other rich white Boomer asshole trying to talk over everyone around them to show how much they know.
He’s no TAWWWWMY
I’m saying Brady is overrated. He’d have been murdered on the field if he started five years earlier.
Namath
Tough, but fair.
Remind me, who else has 4 Super Bowl wins as a qb in that hall?
Montana
THIS. He is basically “modern era” Bradshaw, in terms of being surrounded by a freaking all-star team at all times
Bradshaw has 4 rings because of the Steel Curtain, Franco Harris, Lynn Swann, and John Stallworth. They made him, not the other way around.
There’s a decent chance that I feel this way mostly because of the way Bradshaw has committed to playing the buffoon in an effort to stay relevant. I really can’t stand his schtick. He should be embarrassed.
Somebody had to throw those balls to Stallworth and Swann. He’s not a great guy, but he was hardly a bad quarterback.
We will agree to disagree Jake!
He’s only in because he was the QB of the dynasty of the 70s. If he was on another team, he would be a car dealership owner right now.
Wait…does he NOT own any car dealerships?
I’d be surprised if he didn’t have a few in the Pittsburgh area. He’d probably made more money off of that than as a Starting QB in the 1970s.
I don’t think he does, at least not in Pittsburgh.
Didn’t he marry that woman that owns all the coffee shops? JoJo Starbuck?
It’s a team sport, you could say that about a lot of guys in the HOF.
Eh, it’s a team game, there’s no way to evaluate any player in a vacuum. The HOF is just a way of saying that you were a part of something great
THIS!
Not to steal rockindog’s bit but found a funny:
https://twitter.com/RyanDLeaf/status/1343307113519403008?s=19
Say what you want about him as a player, but at least he’s owned up to it.
A couple of years ago I listened to a podcast interview with him, and he seemed fairly humble and self-aware.
Someone who can laugh at themselves is rarely all bad (or at least irredeemable)
That pretty much describes my views on George W. Bush and Donald Trump. I don’t like both as President, but as a person, W seems like a nice guy.
…
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I went for a two mile walk and stopped at the store on my way home. I ate so much crap from the store that I’d have been better off staying at home sitting on my ass.
Good on you for the two mile walk, no matter what.
Damn right.
/unless you were walking to a Proud Boys rally
It’s Portland. I can just wait until tomorrow’s.
I’m sure Uber
AllesEats will deliver.I managed not to get any unhealthy snacks from the grocery store today. “I will be strong and behave myself,” I said. That’s good!
I just opened the fridge and remembered there’s half a tray of brownies in there. That’s bad!
But I get to eat brownies! That’s good!
The brownies contain sodium benzoate! That’s bad!
Tomorrow walk 2 miles in the other direction.
I should do it backwards to practice my Tenet cosplay for next year’s comic con.
(Wow. That’s a long road for a shit joke.)