Global Snaxx Edition 4.

Happy end of 2020 to you all, hope you are safe, healthy and doing alright. I am filling a gap here and giving the content monster something to eat.

If you missed the first couple spins around the globe here are the links.

Edition 1

Edition 2 

Edition 3

We have Snaxx Episode 4 where we travel to Thailand, back to the Philippines, Brazil and finally Egypt.

 

Recently in the Cola household we’re trying to curb the intake of snacks so my only solace is the snack of the month box my wife bought me for Christmas. Lately we’ve had some hits and some misses as usual. I usually store the wrappers by my bar but we have a lovely lady clean our place once a month and she continues to throw them away. I usually roll back in here and find them in the trash, and store them again. I wonder if she thinks the place is neglected due to snack bags stacked neatly in a corner for a reason!

Here we go;

Suthera – Thai Coconut Roll with Natural Banana – Thailand.

 

I’m always skeptical of manufactured fruit flavoUrs (looking at you Strawberry), and also am not the biggest fan of coconut but it’s growing on me. These sticks were absolutely fantastic. They’re light, do not have that fake fruit taste, and are slightly sweet with no overpowering flavoUr. I once did a 3 day cooking class in Chang Mai and the chef always preached balance. Balance between all tastes is the key to Thai cooking, and life in general if you think about it. These are balanced and delicious.

I would 100% buy these again if I came across them in an international market.

Tasto – Salt and Sour Chips – Thailand

Like the reputation for their cuisine, the Thais certainly know what works. These chips are great, you get a little bit of sour at 1st and then salty goodness to finish. I easily could house a big bag of these with some Singha beer. Please always drink Singha, never drink Chang. They taste very similar but the hangover difference is measurable. When visiting that glorious country I was told this and of course thought it was a backpacker wives tale. Dear reader, it is not. Beer Chang wrecks your brain, bodily functions and takes away your will to do anything the next day. If you happen to be in that part of the world Beer Lao is where it’s at. They still use the German purity laws for it and it’s delicious.

Baked Cheezy Puffs – Sweet Butter & Cheese – Philippines

We have ourselves another snack from Manny Pacquaio-ville (legit spelled that correct the 1st time). Like a boxing match this was a split decision. I thought that they were absolutely repulsive with a weird dust. I spit out the 1st one as the sweetness with the cheese was very off-putting. Mrs. Cola loves when I have snacks that repulse me as she really enjoys laughing at my pain. Normally we have the same taste in snacks, however in this case she loved them and ate the rest of the bag. Now, this could be due to the lack of junk food in the house or that she really enjoyed them. She did state that she would eat them again. I 100% would not. The Folks from the islands love spaghetti but they love it sweet. We have a lot of Filipinos in my city and they have their fast food chains and massive grocery stores. I have tried the sweet spaghetti and it is also repulsive, not recommended.

Delicitos – Sabor Pimenta – Brazil

I like spicy, not Senor Weaselo spicy but enjoy heat. I had hoped that these would bring some and I was wrong. They’re kind of like corn nuts that were in a truck passing by a jalapeno farm and didn’t stop in. I ate them but was not impressed and they got a bit gummy after a while. The picture on the bag gave me so much promise but in the end it was a disappointment. I wouldn’t buy these again and remember that packaging lies.

 

Tiger Chili & Lemon Chips – Egypt

Two lemons on the package, interesting. When you first taste these you totally get that hit of sour right away then a bit of heat on the end. They are really unlike any potato product I have ever tasted. I did a bit of investigating and the Egyptians like to pickle lemons and eat them sliced, rind and all. With this knowledge these chips make perfect sense and are exactly what you would expect. I don’t think I would buy them again but they’re passable when you’re high.

 

Speaking of which, I went to my local purveyor of cannabis and noticed that there were many strands on special for a lot lower price than usual. I asked why this was and he explained that the big companies are coming out with value brands for their excess product. This has led to a price war and 7g (14 oz) of good Canadian Sativa is 35 CAD tight now. Like most things you do get what you pay for however this is fantastic value.

Stay safe, wear a mask and thank you all for being part of DFO as it has helped me this year as I have basically become a shut in. Have a great night drink all the booze, I have some good wines picked out and a beef tenderloin ready to rock after my half day at work!

 

As always; this one is for Balls, who owns a shirt with Nae rolls on it;

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King Hippo

all dem galdurn Fuckers du Cousins dispresking our TROOPS like that smgdh

scotchnaut

That Band That You Saw Before They Broke Wide Open-

Mine is Public Enemy, in a music place in the west end of Ottawa. I didn’t actually see them because my lungs seized up because of the dry ice dispersed among the crowd for 90 minutes straight after I got into the venue.

Game Time Decision

Barenaked Ladies in a gym in Courtice Ontario.

Dunstan

Also BNL, opening for the Tragically Hip in a hockey arena.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Hold Steady here in LA at the Avalon. They were opening for Les Savvy Fav (heard of them? I’m guessing not) and killed it.

scotchnaut

Way back in the day I bought a ticket to watch Dire Straits. The opening act was Stevie Ray Vaughn. Holy Banana Shitballs!

King Hippo

Maybe A Tribe Called Quest? Memory is very hazy.

yeah right

Queens of the Stone Age. Ozzfest back in like 1999? The were the 2nd act and played in the brutal heat of the day. Right after System of a Down in fact.

Also the Red Hot Chili Peppers way the fuck back but that just made me think of Seamus, dammit.

ballsofsteelandfury

I saw Mary’s Danish back in college and I thought for sure they were going to break out big time but they never did.

Horatio Cornblower

Their almost-rise and fall is a sad story. It’s around somewhere, (I’m too full of pie to go looking at the moment), but I think their record label sent them out on tour and then basically forgot about them when the record didn’t take off as expected.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Rush in 1976 or so, San Antonio.
Stevie Ray Vaughan opened for George Thorogood Ritz Theatre Corpus Christi TX 1982, I think it was just after he recorded Let’s Dance with Bowie and just before he recorded Texas Flood. Chronology may be off.

Gumbygirl

Gumby saw U2 in a bar in Nottingham England. Their girlfriends were selling cassettes of their first album at a card table.

herodotus450

Better than seeing a U2 overhead while working the fields in Chongqing

Gumbygirl

Mine was Bruce Springsteen at the University of Pittsburgh before Born to Run came out. He had a few records before that, but was a regional act, not very well known.

yeah right

Alright, pub story. I’ve told this before I think. When I lived on the Jersey shore we had a really fun bunch of guys and dames probably about 12-14 of us and one night we split into guys and girls.

Girls went to Chippendales and guys went to a go-go bar on the Shore.

Girls came back and said they went to a wine-tasting and the guys said we went to The Stone Pony in Asbury.

Actually the guys went to a go-go bar and blew off the Stone Pony because “La Bamba and the Hub Caps” we’re playing. Why bother right?

Turns out it was Bruce Springsteen playing his hometown.

By the time we got to The Pony there was no way we were getting in.

Fortunately I was unattached at the time and had no ‘splaining’ to to do.

Still.

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t think anyone will top that one.

Gumbygirl

It pays to be older than dirt.

Viva La Tabula Raza

No pride on these:
Boston opening for Sabbath and a Canadian band called Moxy October 1976.
Three Doors Down and Nickelback at Live Oak Civic Center TX, can’t remember the year. The venue usually held/holds model railroad conventions and gun shows.

yeah right

DJ TAJ saw AC/DC open for Aerosmith and felt he needed to throw that in.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Also, Horatio, while the non-alcoholic beers are not the same thing they definitely can quench a thirst. They help me get thru periods where I need to stay dry.

Doktor Zymm

The chances of Japan opening up even a little bit before the Olympics are basically zero, so I’ll have to cancel my ANA First/Flying Honu trip, but I sure as hell hope to get in a bunch of premium cabin flying in 2021 to make up for everything I missed (and have vouchers I need to redeem for) in 2020. Hopefully by July we’ll start getting back to normal for international travel.
https://runwaygirlnetwork.com/2019/09/20/recategorizing-inflight-champagne-five-years-on/

Sharkbait

I hope so. There’s an outside chance work will send me to a convention in Amsterdam in September. I would very much like to go on that excursion.

Horatio Cornblower

Really shocked that something called the Armed Forces Bowl included a pointless fight with no clear winner.

Senor Weaselo

What was it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Gumbygirl

Say it again.

Doktor Zymm

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herodotus450

Careful about quitting drinking because, in the words of a famous philosopher, you “might realize how boring [football] really is. “

Horatio Cornblower

That’s another reason to do it in January: there is absolutely no point in watching a baseball game without murdering a couple of beers.

Doktor Zymm

True dat. That’s why they have the games in bier gartens

montythisseemsstrangetome

All these Army players on the Army team playing for Army.
Army.

Horatio Cornblower

Filthy cheaters.

scotchnaut

Anyone else opt out of a Skinny Puppy concert at Carleton University because I was afraid of the goth folks that were first in line waiting to get in? Just me?

scotchnaut

Dude that I worked with was really pumped for a Laurie Anderson concert. I was a huge fan as well. Before said concert he-a massive weed smoker-and I smoked 3 joints. I had to walk out. It was too much to take in.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Me first glory boy.

scotchnaut

Realistically, [thinking about Horatio’s comment below] shouldn’t we do a “Less Moist January” rather than a dry one?

Doktor Zymm

I’m kinda thinking it would make sense to do a dry month in a dry month, so summer

Horatio Cornblower

But that’s when I’m thirstyiest!

TheRevanchist

April or May. The weather is more mild and, by then, we should be able to leave the house without catching a VD of some kind. March still has St Patty’s, and green beer should be a must every year. And June to December we need to be taking naps to recover from being outside in April and May.

Dunstan

But February is the shortest month!

Doktor Zymm

Happy New Year to Tallinn!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s my nephew’s name!

Doktor Zymm

Your nephew is named after the capital of Estonia? Neat! Although may be confusing should he ever visit, and it’s a super nice town so he should absolutely visit

scotchnaut

A West Virginny football game just isn’t the same without WCS clutching his pearls/dying coal industry.

scotchnaut

SBNation has a “Can Josh Allen Lead The Bills To The Super Bowl?” article.

Oh, you sweet table-breaking summer child…

Mr. Ayo

I ascribe to the adage that if your article title is a question, the entirety of the article should just be “No.”

Horatio Cornblower

Thinking about doing a dry January for no other reason than I’ve never done it and I don’t think I’ve gone 31 days without a drink since high school.

I really like beer, scotch, tequila, and bourbon, however.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a bad idea and you should feel bad for having it.

Horatio Cornblower

I sort of do.

Doktor Zymm

I was gonna do a dry week, far less challenging

montythisseemsstrangetome

I did 23 days in July for mental health reasons. There are some positives but I am relieved that I can handle in moderation and still maintain sanity-ish.

Horatio Cornblower

For me it’s really just the challenge of it, and maybe seeing how much weight I drop minus 31 days of booze. And I’m not sure I care that much.

Also, there would be 2 and maybe 3 exceptions.
1) Biden is inaugerated. I feel like America could use a collective drink on 1/20.
2) Limbaugh dies. I will absolutely toast God that day.
3) Giuliani dies. See Limbaugh, R.

Doktor Zymm

One good way to do this, keep track of the cost of what you would have drank, then spend that on something really nice for 1/20

Doktor Zymm

Although, playoffs are January

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, I root for the Cowboys. Not gonna be much of an issue.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I almost never downvote comments, but do you see that -1 up there? Rikki’s liver sends its regards.

Gumbygirl

Sadly, Gumby has liver problems( yes, caused by alcohol) so he cannot drink at all. I think I have had maybe two or three bottles of wine in the past year, a few glasses at a time. To tell you the truth, I don’t miss it. Hangovers are brutal the older you get! But they will have to pry our marijuana out of our cold dead hands!

yeah right

I also just joined the snack box dealie. I like to give more detailed feedback.

yeah right

First productive thing I’ve done at work all day.

Mr. Ayo

This is your boss. Go home.

yeah right

Well shit. I’m the boss and I already sent my team home. Hopefully get out of here by 4 to 4:30 PST.

scotchnaut

You know who else liked feedback? That’s right, Jimi Hendrix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3w8SMavasQ&ab_channel=GiannisFinos

Horatio Cornblower

Someone say feedback? Someone say Scottish bands that come out hammered and don’t finish their sets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE

Doktor Zymm

Litre should have put in an affiliate link!

Doktor Zymm

Thinking I’m gonna break out the champagne now. No guarantee I decide to stay up till midnight, and I want to drink the good stuff first for maximum appreciation

King Hippo

Hippo guarantees he will NAWT be up at midnight.

Gumbygirl

A solid plan. That’s why you’re the doktor!

scotchnaut

“TOE. RON. TOE.”

-stupid American announcers trying to pronounce Tronna, smh

Horatio Cornblower

No, they’re saying that they found toes belonging to a missing hobo named Ron.

Fire up the alibi factory!

scotchnaut

Fat Kicker Alert!

King Hippo

JV Fat Kicker!!

scotchnaut

It never ceases to amaze me, how often we’re on the same page.

#spiritanimal

King Hippo

Plus, male body shaming is well important!

scotchnaut

I do it every day when I step out of the shower.

King Hippo

#MeToo

yeah right

So you have Jollibee up there in Canadia? That spaghetti is a nightmare but they make a pretty damn good fried chicken. There burger steak is pretty decent too, reminds me of loco moco.

yeah right

I’m actually NOW much closer to the 2 in LA. Both are near where I live since the South Bay PARTICULARLY Carson has a big Filipino settlement.

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TheRevanchist

I avoid JB as much as possible. Do they still have the 50 mini egg rolls on the menu?

King Hippo

Army has already thrown more forward passes than I expected.

scotchnaut

Espn is reporting a “major brawl” in the Armed Forces Bowl. Myself, I preferred the Major Major brawl in the first draft of Catch-22.

yeah right

Or the co-main event between Yossarian and Huple’s Cat.

Helluva pay-per-view.

King Hippo

You can tell Leach liked the fighting!

montythisseemsstrangetome

Wow, Leach was so… what’s the opposite of inspiring?

King Hippo

He’s just so very, very strange. But on the flip side…he’s really good about keeping his mask on.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What happened in the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl was an absolute disgrace to college football.

Also, there was a pretty nasty brawl after the game.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BRAWLERFIGHTION!

Mr. Ayo

I mean, it’s the Armed Forces Bowl. The fighting is implied.

King Hippo

got 2 admire they’re dedication to Suck It libtards!!11111

JimU

I would subscribe to a snack service that just sent those crazy Japanese Kit Kat flavors.

Doktor Zymm

I had butter KitKats and they were amazing

scotchnaut

My discount snack service once sent me some “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Margarine!” Butterfingers candy bar. smgdh…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who wants the wasabi kitkats i was gifted? I’ll leave them outside my door.

Doktor Zymm
scotchnaut

Like Eli talking to his uncle about all the toys he got for Christmas, Tulsa just won’t go away.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Did I miss something with MIA QB situation? What happened to Tua Tagovaliolavoalagava?

scotchnaut

Multiple Sprained Vowels.

Gumbygirl

Hahahahahahahaouchgoddammit!
Sprained vowels, man. It’s a bitch.

scotchnaut

All those vowels you sprained back in the day really catch up to you as you get older.

/In my 40’s it was the e’s
//In my 50’s it’s the y’s but only sometimes

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scotchnaut

He’s still fine but he might suffer the dreaded ‘close contact’ designation.

/is my guess

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scotchnaut

Wake Forest is playing Catawba, which sounds like someone naming their fave type of pet and suffering a massive stroke while doing so.

rockingdog

found a funny:

me anticipating praise: yes. hell yes. oh yeah baby. this is gonna be good

me receiving praise: no. NO. this isn’t what i wanted i would NEVER want this

Dunstan

Also works if you change the first parts to “women anticipating sex with me” and “women after having sex with me.”

No, not really. They’re not that excited before.

scotchnaut

I think you’re making a huge assumption here-in that women don’t take mind-altering drugs.

POW! ZING! BAMMO!

montythisseemsstrangetome

“This guy gets it.”
-Darren Sharper

King Hippo

No wonder Dread Pirate Mike Leach finds punting shameful!

Doktor Zymm

Aw man, I want to get ahold of these, although more of a meal than a snack

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ArmedandHammered

My chest started hurting just looking over it, either I am in love or I am having a heart attack. Meh.

King Hippo

#TwoThings

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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scotchnaut

Me: “I’d like one, but without sauerkraut.”

Foodie: “Well, that’s not a real Krakow Taco then.”

Doktor Zymm

I signed up for a couple snack boxes recently, Universal Yums (my first one, Italy, just arrived today) and Bokksu box, which is Japan only and gives you a tea pairing. Looking forward to crazy Japanese snacks

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Doktor Zymm

The truffle or the ketchup one? Was thinking the truffle might be a good champagne pairing snack

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I gifted universal yums to my niece and nephew for Christmas, looking forward to the feedback (and rerouted snacks containing peanuts)

scotchnaut

I like the “I bought this mostly for you, but kinda for me as well” angle. BFC is playing 4D chess by forcing others to re-gift his gift right back to him.

Doktor Zymm

That’s a bummer allergy to have 🙁

Although I guess most allergies are a bummer

TheRevanchist

Japanese teas can get so damn good.

Doktor Zymm

The tea pairing is what sold me on Bokksu instead of one of the other, surprisingly numerous, Japanese snack boxes. I’m very much looking forward to it

King Hippo

No roolz FOAR qualification in the Plague Year! IIRC, there was a 2-8 squadron that accepted a bid, but their game got cancelled for #NuAIDS.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Only 13 more hours left in this godforsaken year.

Doktor Zymm

In the far East it’s already 2021!

scotchnaut

Headed to the liquor store on NYE. Wish me luck.

Dunstan

Woof. That’s a nasty trip in non-COVID years.

scotchnaut

They were abiding the customer limit thingy so it was a 20 minute wait out on the sidewalk. The scotch shelves were nearly bare.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have a bucket that I use to collect dogshit from the yard. I also use it to collect used cat litter. On Monday when it rained the lid of this bucket leaked. What remains is a mixture of dogshit and used cat litter that is approximately the consistency of peanut butter.

Name five things more disgusting. You can’t!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

On the plus side, if I ever end up in a situation where I am holding Donald Trump Jr. captive, I now know what to use to fashion a birthday cake that I will force-feed to him.

Dunstan
  1. The New York Jets
  2. The comments section at Barstool
  3. The Trump Administration
  4. The NCAA’s “amateur student/athlete” policy
  5. The spinelessness of GOP politicians like Josh Hawley
King Hippo

Dear Heavenly Christ, I am reminded how fortunate I am that my cats prefer to shit and piss outside. And that I am too lazy to ever have a dog.

ballsofsteelandfury

Do you have Mitch McConnell written on the side of it?

scotchnaut

Harvard gots the Covid, out this Sunday for the Fins.

King Hippo

Personally, I blame the beard.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS LADY MATT GAETZ IS MARRYING I CALL HER RYAN FITZPATRICK’S FACIAL HAIR BECAUSE SHE IS GINGER AND SHE IS A BEARD.

Doktor Zymm

Another term for beard is virus-sponge!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Of course this happens AFTER he yanks the Raiders’ fans still-beating hearts out of their chests.

Doktor Zymm

Seems like the Kali Ma ceremony from Indiana Jones is a great way to contract disease

Dunstan

Backup will be practice squad QB Jake Rudock, whose name sounds like he should be a pro wrestling jobber.

King Hippo

Said it last night and will say it again – this JV exhibition season has been wretched.

rockingdog
scotchnaut

Hey litre, which snack service do you subscribe to? I feel like spending some money today.

scotchnaut

It is and they now have my moneys. Your commission should arrive in 5-7 business days.

King Hippo

Tulsa! 3-7 Cowbells!! jerking off The Military Induustrial Complex!!!

how can u not watch suck it libtards!!!1111

scotchnaut

I heard that 3-7 Mississippi State is being relegated to the NFC East next year.

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King Hippo

tuff butt fare imogodbless

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Now I’m just hungry

King Hippo

These posts are always so very good. And Litre so very brave.

ballsofsteelandfury

I thought I had a sweet tooth but Filipinos take that shit to another level.

One note on the Brazilian snack: Pimenta means “pepper” in Portuguese. This may be a case of mistaken identity and misaligned expectations. Portuguese countries are not big on heat in their spices.

Don T

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ballsofsteelandfury

NAE ROLLS!!!

Game Time Decision

Love me so lemons, so do a thing where I slice and heavily salt them, to preserve them. The flavour becomes a bit milder which is nice and then I always have some around. But I don’t eat the rinds but they are now very soft and would be easy to eat.

And glad to know that its just not my cleaning lady that throws things out and moves stuff around. When She’s done we get a pile, usually on the kitchen counter, of stuff she wants us to go through and clean up. But it keeps us going through stuff that we haven’t looked at in months as we’re messy AF.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

> They still use the German purity laws for it…

“Ja, ja, das ist gut.” – Moritz Böhringer

TheRevanchist

That spaghetti is made with banana ketchup, which is an acquired taste.

I have not acquired that taste.

yeah right

I love banana sauce, especially the spicy version. Dip a freshly fried lumpia in it?

That’s the shit I’m talking about.

TheRevanchist

My buddy just dropped off some lumpia his wife made. I’m sticking with sweet chili sauce.

yeah right

That will play as well. I kick it up even further with some sambal also.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Great job, LiUtre! I hadn’t seen any of the past Snaxx posts so I went back and read them all. Tres interresante! I need to start broadening my snaxx horizons.

Don T

I would eat chili and lemon everything. It’s a dynamite flavor. It even makes pork rinds better.
But I think this is THE snack for 2020
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TheRevanchist

Those PEZ look a little funny, but I will take your word for it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Shhhhhuuuut up….” – Olivia Manning, asking you not to spoil the secret of Mommy’s Little ADHD Helper

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Game Time Decision

All the +1’s
-Hippo

King Hippo

the kewl kids call those a schoolbus, and one can see why