Happy Scottish New Year Open Thread!

As this post goes live, the New Year will be starting in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Portugal, Senegal, Liberia, Sierra Leone, THE Gambia, Guinea-Bissau, Guinea, Mauritania, Côte D’Ivoire, Togo, Ghana, and Burkina Faso.

That also means that the UK is officially OUT of the European Union. Many in Scotland are drinking their IrnBru and pondering how they can get back in either through independence from the UK or other means. Depending on how badly things go across the Irish Sea, North Ireland may be choosing an alternate path away from the UK as well.

Let no one tell you the New Year doesn’t bring new things!

One of the traditions I have is to wish certain things for my friends in the new year. They are different from resolutions in that I am basically coming up with good things to happen to them instead of them coming up with goals for themselves.

As an example, I previously wished for one of my buddies to finally break up with his girlfriend because they were obviously wrong for each other. Two kids and years of marriage later, I stand by my assessment.

In that spirit, please see below the New Year’s wishes I have for a selected group of you:

King Hippo

I wish that a pharmaceutical truck breaks down in front of your house and the sexy bare-shouldered female driver knocks on your door looking for assistance

Redshirt

I wish that you could find another team to root for as the Bengals are not deserving of your fandom. Just don’t pick the Jets.

Just Stop Dude

I wish that the Browns would stop Browning every time they have a chance to not Brown.

Yeah Right

I wish that the Fremantle Dockers would make the Eight so that you wouldn’t have to rely on the Vikings to have a team in the playoffs. I also wish for you to have safe walks east of Gaffey.

Rikki Tikki Deadly

Te deseo lo mejor en el nuevo año y espero que sigas aprendiendo el español para que podamos platicar en español uno de estos días .

Don T

I wish that you would meet a sexy passionate single Latina that is also san… I’m sorry I can’t even finish that sentence. Talk about wishing for impossible things…

I wish that you find a fulfilling and satisfying job in your field and that you continue to perform well in your side gig here at DFO providing us with quality pics of scantily-clad females with either daddy issues or drug problems.

Horatio

I wish that you can take some butchering classes so that your neighbor’s wandering cows can “disappear” and we can all enjoy Horatio steaks by mail order.

Scotchnaut

I wish that the authorities be always one step behind our favourite Northern Ontario hobo enthusiast. I’d add the Horatio butchering classes, but I have a feeling you don’t need them.

Gumbygirl

I wish you and Gumby a safe and fun time in the next few weeks as you watch the stupid valley-dwellers park their cars in the ditches trying to maneuver around the mountain roads.

Doktor Zymm

I wish you a happy return to your travels and secret agent activities. May the wines be sparkling, the cheeses soft, and the missions successful and uneventful.

BeerGuyRob

I wish you a speedy and healthy recovery from your shoulder surgery. Just take it easy on the penis when you are able to get the full range of motion, ok?

Litre_cola

I wish that the Puebla jersey I sent you that ended up in Sydney would actually make its way back to either you or me.

BFC

I wish that you didn’t have to work so hard that you ended up becoming the new Thread Ender after Moose left.

Moose

I wish that you are doing well and enjoying the many Wonder Woman gifs and pics.

bk109

I wish that Santa got you a new tank or tank accessory for Christmas. It’s really a shame your team is Arsenal…

Brick Meathook

I wish your gigantic cock wouldn’t get in the way of shooting a new Freeways of LA video. Video idea: Freeways of LA with Porn Stars. Think about it. Have your people call my people.

rockingdog

I wish for you to find many funnies in the new year and that you continue to share them with us. I love those.

Dunstan

I wish that the neighborhood walks with open containers do not stop for you once the pandemic is under control.

SonOfSpam

I wish I was one quarter of the funny that you are. The best to you and your family!

DTZM

I wish that WordPress would stop doing automatic stupid updates that break the site and that you then have to fix. Thank you for all your hard work!

Sharkbait

I wish that your new house has enough room for a bar and that it’s always well-stocked.

JJFozz

I wish that everyone in your former place of employment catches AIDS/COVID/and syphillis.

The rest of the Canada contingent: GameTime Decision, Wakezilla, and probably more that have not identified themselves as Canadian for fear of being hit up by filthy Americans for places to live

I wish I could live in your beautiful peaceful country, eat ketchup chips, donuts, and poutine all day, and not freeze my Mexican ass off. Seriously, thank you to Canada for making this site as great as it is. Your contributions to the site are not unnoticed.

Portland contingent: Unsurprised, Big Black Richard, Old School Zero, etc

I wish that the smell of patchouli does not stick to your clothes like the tear gas thrown around in your downtown area. Stay strong and clean and safe!

Musical contingent: The Maestro and Senor Weaselo

I wish that your works are discovered by the right people and you are given the opportunities you rightly deserve. Oh, and I wish that the government would make undestructible material out of whatever is inside Weaselo’s asshole.

The occasional commentists: LemonJello, JerBear, monty this seems strange, Mr. Ayo, JimU, theRevanchist, and others I can’t remember right now.

I wish that your schedules would give you more time to comment. Y’all bring the funny and it’s always a pleasure to see your comments.

The lurkers

I wish that you would take the leap and comment on the site. We don’t bite and we welcome new voices!

Finally, I couldn’t close out the year without one wish for tWBS:

I wish that you are finding hot service industry workers that will treat you right wherever you may be. You’re gone, but not forgotten.

I apologize if I missed anyone, but I’m scrambling to write this before it’s time to post. A raise of the glass and a tip of the hat to all of you in the DFO family.

Thank you very much for being here. I wish for all of us to have a happy and fulfilling 2021!

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Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit, the asshole reporter’s assistant in ‘Die Hard’ is Betty Spaghetti from ‘A League Of Their Own.’

My universe is collapsing in on itself!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Really? I never noticed.

Horatio Cornblower

Of all the times I’ve seen both movies this is the first time I noticed.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, there’s a definite story here that hasn’t been told.

Spur
Sharkbait
Spur
Gumbygirl

Little Richard is always appropriate!

Brocky

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Sharkbait

I’ve never* wanted to go to Times Square** for NYE. I especially don’t understand the psychos going this year, of all years.

* I technically went once, when a friends sister in law snuck myself and 4 of our friends up the back stairs to a private open bar party at Dave and Busters. So I was there getting progressively drunker watching people freeze from 5 stories up.

**I actively avoid Times Square every time I go to New York

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Dunstan

I think a friend and I put in on our “bucket lists” back in the 90s. He actually was there for NYE ’99. I’m content to leave that one unfilfilled.

Doktor Zymm

I heard this year is exclusive for essential workers, so they’re probably somewhat inured to risky situations and happy to have a chance to do something a bunch of normal people want to do in a more exclusive setting

Sharkbait

Well shit. Now I feel like an ass.

Still not gonna do it though

Brocky

i went there once for an undisclosed reason

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Coitus?

Brocky

i wish it was coitus. be less embarrassing

Doktor Zymm

Taking a shit?

Brocky

nooooooope…. if you guys can guess this I’ll crack up…

Doktor Zymm

Getting your pants back from a stripper/prozzie?

Dunstan

Only place your drug dealer would meet you?

Doktor Zymm

You hijacked a bus headed for Port Authority, and just continued on the planned route?

Brocky

nope nope and more nope.

dustan was closest. i was meeting someone

Spur

I can grope you and your loved ones, no charge. DM me.

Spur
Gumbygirl

This is one of two acceptable Sally songs, speaking as a Sally.

Sharkbait
Gumbygirl

No, it’s Sneaking Sally Through the Alley. Lay Down Sally annoys me, and I never think of Mustang Sally.

Dunstan

Mustang?

Spur

Now going to post songs from musicians that passed away this year

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, I forgot to mention this. Shortly after I brought a pail of cow shit over to my neighbor’s house and left it on the front step he hired two younger kids, (they’re probably 20-30, but I’m old), to round up the cattle and they’ve been fenced in, and looking quite sulky ever since.

I’d like to take full credit, but I suspect that the snowstorm that was rolling in and the resulting animal cruelty charges had more to do with it.

Sharkbait

Boo it wont render the link properly.

https://i.imgur.com/4CT09PH.mp4

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Doktor Zymm

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Dunstan

Why would post something here that requires a mature audience?

Horatio Cornblower

Uh-oh, the Ass Crack Bandit has returned!

Spur

YES! One of the best late series Community episodes

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve been working through that series. It really tailed off somewhere in the 3rd season, but it does have its moments.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve purchased one of those marzipan fuckers!

Spur

Well produced Pop song. Not my demo but I can appreciate. It’s like recognizing the superior Tiger tanks to the Shermans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AyMjyHu1bA&ab

Spur

Am sweating now, hoping its from the Gin.

Dunstan

Could have been the whiskey. Might have been the gin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-KDSxqJ_0o

Brocky

for anyone interested: the 2020 invisible man movie is better than it has any right to be

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Spur

What did Pete Campbell do now?

Sharkbait

Not get mauled by a bear

Horatio Cornblower

If that plane door at opened it, only for a bear to come out and maul Pete, it would have been the best series ending ever.

Spur

I was hoping Trudy would kill him with the rifle he exchanged a bridal gift for.

Dunstan

You leave Zoey Bartlet alone, you invisible asshole!

Brocky

me: pops i don’t think I’m gonna make it till midnight

dad snores

me: chip of the old block aye

Spur

Andy Cohen and Anderson Copper are drinking tequila on CNN. Kathy Griffin was a better host. She did whatever she wanted to try to make Anderson laugh.

Horatio Cornblower

If I wanted to see a couple of queers get shitfaced and make horrible comments I’d get Buddy Cole in here and buy him a couple of rounds.

And I very much do. Goddammit Buddy, get in here! First three rounds are on me.

Dunstan

This is where I ask a dumb question that all other DFOers know the answer to: Buddy is somebody’s sock puppet account, right? But is it one person, or shared? And will I be murdered if I learn the secret?

Senor Weaselo

That, like how Bender’s cigar set things on fire, is a very good question. I can confirm it’s not me.

I hope whenever DFOCon East is he can come. I think we all want to know.

Sharkbait

Accurate.

Horatio Cornblower

To the best of my limited knowledge Buddy is a real person and an independent account. And he is fucking hilarious.

Dunstan

That’s amazing. He drops by so infrequently, I just assumed.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m just guessing, I’m not an admin. But he’s been around forever, and always as an infrequent but always welcome drop-in. I think he goes back to KSK, but I’m not sure.

Doktor Zymm

This jibes with my memory, such as it is

Spur
Spur

What does everyone prefer/use. Zoom, Teams, WebEx, Blue Jeans, etc?

Prefer Teams but need to use WebEx for DoD contacts.

Doktor Zymm

Fucking none of the above. VC is the worst parts of the phone, plus the worst parts of in-person, plus some unique awful

Dunstan

I’ve mostly used Zoom but occasionally WebEx. Don’t really have any opinions (for once). I think video conferencing is ok for small groups, but past a certain number it’s really tedious.

Senor Weaselo

I’ve had to use Zoom for TAing stuff. For private lessons it’s been a combination of Zoom, Skype, and FaceTime. The audio sucks and most of the time I can’t get a great angle of the student playing their instrument.

Sharkbait

Google meet for work, and I don’t necessarily trust Zoom’s security as far as I can throw it

Horatio Cornblower

I prefer Teams to Zoom, but I’ve used both with decent results.

Game Time Decision

They all suuuuuuuuuuck

But if I had to I would pick Webex

Spur

Thank you all. Research project done for Q1. I can flesh this out while I quarantine and unload when needed. You better believe am taking the 10 days to “be safe” from the results day.

Game Time Decision

Happy New Year to my favourite internet friends.

Dunstan

Ok, but what about me?

Spur

Where do you live? Nova Scotia?

Game Time Decision

Just outside of tronna, the 6, toe-ron-toe. But drinking so may not remember later

And only Newfoundland is 30 minutes ahead.

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Brick Meathook

This is one of my favorite sequences in movie history. From Used Cars (1980):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHZWdFVyyQ

Spur

This album didnt make any best of lists. This album and ThunderCat will be remembered as a decade best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZpn322LxE&ab

Dunstan

Listening to one of my many 80s-centric Pandora stations, and I just wanted to declare that Joe Jackson is highly underrated. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Sharkbait

Stepping out is pure ear worm. Gets stuck in my head every damn time I hear it.

Dunstan

Sunday Papers, Breaking Us In Two…

he’s another of those guys who I’m constantly having to be reminded had a deeper catalogue than I remember

Horatio Cornblower

‘I’m The Man’ is an all-timer.

Redshirt

Well, time for me to enjoy my last good food, before I start my New Years Diet.

Pizza rolls and chicken wings.

Horatio Cornblower

Your New Year’s Diet is pizza rolls and chicken wings? Awesome!

Redshirt

If I could figure out how to lose weight that way that doesn’t involve me running for five hours, I would so do it!

Spur
SonOfSpam

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Beer #3 – Head Full of Dynamite v.25 Hazy IPA from Fremont Brewery. 3rd different hazy IPA for me, and they’ve all been terrific. And another great can (-Balls, looking through butts.org)!

Sharkbait

Only an hour and twenty minutes left in this god forsaken year.

SonOfSpam

Lucky. Some of us gotta wait it out.

Doktor Zymm

Letterkenney is just Canadian propaganda, there’s no way those little, one bar towns up in the swampy Ontarian northlands are anywhere near as awesome as we’re being led to expect

Dunstan

Well, you want to be careful about wandering around outside by yourself, if you catch my meaning.

Game Time Decision

Yet you want to go to MoD3ans and are on S9

Doktor Zymm

I never said it was bad or ineffective propaganda!

Horatio Cornblower

Last night I watched ‘Operation Odessa’ on Netflix, about Miami mobsters buying a submarine from Russia for the Cali Cartel.

It’s a fucking documentary! I mention this because I said something was weird down below and, well, it doesn’t get much weirder than Miami mobsters buying a Russian sub for the Cali Cartel. Also it was entertaining and moved right along.

Spur

YES! Pitbull is in Times Square with no mask. There is hope something good can still happen this year

Brocky

incubation period is like 3 days at least

Spur

Loved the return of the Avalanches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxC0nhAKwXs&ab

Doktor Zymm

I concur with Katy. Dating sucks

Brocky

the pandemic has been a great excuse to my parents as to why I haven’t met anybody

Viva La Tabula Raza

Great excuse for me to not even visit my parents.

Dunstan

Is anyone here actively trying to date? I’m not likely to start trying, but I’m always curious about the state of the dating apps.

Spur

Am sure some serial killers have that get and go attitude. When Dog tells you get out there, you do it.

Horatio Cornblower

I would, but my wife is being a real pain in the ass about it.

Dunstan

Speaking of swinging, I may have said this before, but I will never not be amazed that Barack Obama might never have become president if it weren’t for the fact that Jack Ryan got bored of fucking Jeri Ryan at home by themselves….

Spur

You really think a Borg would be killer in the sack?

Dunstan

I know that in my case, with her, resistance would be futile. (And unlikely.)

herodotus450

Dates are great! They do have a lot of sugar though. And the pits are annoying sometimes. And they’re kinda sticky.

Sharkbait

You’ve had a good date if its sticky at the end

Brick Meathook

This is a great post.

Spur
Brocky

also, this

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m getting a Matt Goetze vibe, too.

SonOfSpam

The empty (my load into) Nestor?

Horatio Cornblower

That whole situation is so fucking weird.

Brocky

In that spirit, please see below the New Year’s wishes I have for a selected group of you:

Me: uh huh, thats nice, lets see what my old friend said for me…..

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………….still scrolling

huh.

I’m joking of course. pulling two dozen names off the top of your head is a pain. its been a long year. I’m ready for it to be over

Spur

A toast for the Forgotten!

Bloody Lethal

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Horatio Cornblower

Brocky, if it’ll make you feel better, at my bachelor party I was talking to a college friend as the night was winding down. As we’re getting ready to leave I say something to the effect of “I’ll see you next week at the wedding” and he says “No, we weren’t invited”

He and his wife are two of our favoUrite people and in all the wedding crap my wife and I had assumed that the other had invited them and just…fucked it up.

That was more than 25 years ago and, while they’re still dear friend, I feel terrible about it.

I guess what I’m saying is that you should prepare to nurse this grudge against Balls for the rest of your life. And also don’t get married; the preparation is just a huge pain in the ass.

SonOfSpam

+1 for the last sentence.

(Marriage is fine in moderation, but weddings should be outlawed)

Brocky

i know, I’m just busting ball’s…… erm balls?

I still feel bad for “making” beast mode write a special chapter “hard ride to nowhere” cuz i missed the draft party.

as for wedding invitations, my dad once refused to go to a wedding because of the formal invitation process.

it was my brother’s second marriage, and it was just gonna be held on someone’s property, little more than a backyard wedding. my dad (who is my brother’s ex stepdad) was so put off by my brother relying of “word of mouth” for the wedding that he made it clear he wasn’t go to the effort to attend.

Dunstan

Man, people get weird about weddings. Like, people who ordinary don’t give a shit about etiquette suddenly have major OPINIONS about all sorts of minutiae.

Redshirt

…I’m waiting or the part where you said “Show up anyway.”

Horatio Cornblower

Oh I absolutely did, but they did not.

I suspect that they were quite rightly a little miffed about it.

Brocky

most of my friends have had experience where they got left off invite lists because families, who are usually paying for the wedding, insist on inviting distant relatives who won’t show

SonOfSpam

Hopefully you get both hand and blow, and Skol to you too.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Rim, for a bonus.

Bloody Lethal

Die Hard 2 is the best Die Hard.

Spur

Die Hard: With a Vengeance is the superior sequel

Bloody Lethal

I love them all so much, but damnit when they head out to the Antenna Array just to end up losing a squad on the moving walkway, McClain needing to Home Alone his way around the terminal with a gun, and see the array blow up in their faces… That’s dying HARD.

Redshirt

Trying to find the better of Die Hard sequel (except for the last one) would be splitting hairs. We could have different lists and still be right.

Die Hard 2 showed McClain is both a badass AND a good detective. It wasn’t like Die Hard where he was caught up in it. He figured out what they were doing and stopped them.

Die Hard 3 showed both the flaws of the character (divorce, suspended, two steps from being an alcoholic, er one step) but how far he could go to win. He had nothing personal in the fight. No loved one was at risk. Just fueled by determination, duty and stubbornness.

Die Hard 4 showed the reality of being an age hero. While most characters don’t age, McClain does. We see the wear and tear on him, and it shows that unlike some characters, he doesn’t want to it. He only does it because there’s no one else to do it.

I haven’t seen Die Hard 5 yet. I like the Die Hard series and I don’t want to do anything to damage it.

Bloody Lethal

I lost you when you named “Die Hard 4” and “Die Hard 5”. I don’t believe those exist and nothing will change my mind.

Redshirt

I agree on Die Hard 5. A hypothetical Die Hard 4 would not be that bad. It would been an worthy addition to the series while not detracting from the other movies.

If Die Hard 4 existed of course.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Did they ever do “Die Hard with a Hard-On?”

Bloody Lethal

Starring Rick R. Mortis.

Bloody Lethal

I have a script for a Die Hard 4 at a Ski Resort that would be amazing and by “script” I mean a “napkin I wrote on when I was drunk” and by “amazing” I mean “pretty ok”.

Sharkbait

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SonOfSpam

Anything with Fred Thompson.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Horatio Cornblower

It doesn’t have Alan Rickman, therefore it is not.

Redshirt

That explains why I like Die Hard 3 better than Die Hard 2. Alan Rickman is technically in Die Hard 3.

Redshirt

SPOILER: Final boss of 2020
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SonOfSpam

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My 2nd beer…Cosmic Pyrokinesis Hazy IPA from Mother Earth Brewing. Another really tasty and smooth one; 6.7% and could easily drink this all night.

SonOfSpam

Also, NAWT MY PIC.

Bloody Lethal

Are you on the Untappd?

SonOfSpam

Yessir

Horatio Cornblower

I just sent a friend request, or whatever they call it.

Feel free to reject it like I left you off the wedding list!

Spur

When the beer can tells a story does it add to the taste?

SonOfSpam

Yeah, I think so. But I been drinkin, so?

Horatio Cornblower

I would buy that just for the can.

And now I’ve filled out Balls’s Tindr profile.

SonOfSpam

The can is lovely in real life.

(the “post meeting” comment from Balls)

Spur
Dunstan

“Ahh, summer girls. Summer 13, summer 14.” — Ghost of J. Epstein

“That’s no ghost!” — Lin Wood

Horatio Cornblower

2nd beer of the evening…
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SonOfSpam

Aw yeah.

Bloody Lethal

Been making runs to the Tree House recently. None much better than that.

Horatio Cornblower

They’re about 40 minutes from me. Really miss hanging out there.

Did you ever get to the old Monson place?

Bloody Lethal

No, I am a late comer, as I recently started to work in Mass. periodically for my company as we consolidate the NY/NE region. But it was a great revelation when I started picking up cases.

Horatio Cornblower

Do you like BBQ?
/there’s a point to this, I am not a creep

Bloody Lethal

Theodore’s?

And yes.

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Horatio Cornblower

OK, so in Sturbridge, about 4 miles from Treehouse, is a tiny little place called BT’s Smokehouse that probably has the best BBQ in New England. It’s usually about a 25 minute wait for your order, (only take-out now, sadly), so you can pull them up on your phone while waiting at Treehouse, (which has quite the connection wit BT’s, each loves the other), place your order, then swing in and pick it up on your way out.

Or just take my word for it and order the brisket reuben sandwich and a 1/2 rack of ribs and go from there.

Game Time Decision

Do they deliver out of country?

Asking for me

Horatio Cornblower

They cater, that’s probably the best I can do.

Horatio Cornblower

This is the sandwich
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Horatio Cornblower
Viva La Tabula Raza

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Doktor Zymm

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Game Time Decision

Season 9 now out

Spur

Very cute when she smiles at the 14-15 second. Punisher is a good album cant wait for a bunch of cops to buy her album my mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEPSMswnQI4&ab

SonOfSpam

Apparently Ryan Adams creeped on her when he was more than twice her age and I hate Ryan Adams because she’s great. Also because Ryan Adams is a major piece of shit.

Spur

I believe that. He’s known for being a creep. Makes is a little hard to like his music. Like the lead singer of the Shins has been arrested for beating his girlfriend, twice.

Horatio Cornblower

I did not know that, and I liked The Shins. Guess it’s time to separate the art from the artist.

Afuckinggain.

SonOfSpam

That sucks. As least it’s proof that he’s as much of a weak pussy as he looks.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m so tired of hearing Summer of 69. Fuck that Adams guy.

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

Cats are such assholes. And I say that having two that are spoiled beyond belief.

King Hippo

That is why they make such perfect houseguests/owners! Evil is always more interesting.

Gumbygirl

Truth, but they are awesome.

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Horatio Cornblower

If I were in 2nd place in the biathlon I would simply shoot the guy in 1st place.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Re baseball movies, i can’t buy the natural. Glenn Close as more attractive than Kim Basinger? GTFO

King Hippo

Plus, who wouldn’t extra prefer a murder-y Basinger?

SonOfSpam

Better looking and she’ll end me quicker? Win win.

Horatio Cornblower

Alec Baldwin, for one.

King Hippo

deep down, he knows she’d be RIGHT to do it

Viva La Tabula Raza

RE: Glenn Close. Ask Michael Douglas how things work out when you plug yer dick into crazy.

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SonOfSpam

Happy New Year to everyone! And Balls, that was kind, but you way overestimate altar boy rape jokes.

Beer #1: Pineapple Farm Hazy IPA from Coronado Bay Brewing. Delicious and pineapply. (Wife bought several single beers from Trader Joe’s and I’m gonna drink whatever’s in front of me)

Spur

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herodotus450

That’s a weirdly small and shaped Fedex truck. And does it look like there’s a tripod set up in the far right of the frame?