It’s a new year and we have a chance to start fresh!
Shut up, U2. I know.
Anyhoo, let’s make the best of it, shall we? You all have outdone yourselves this last week with the pics. A hearty well done and “Keep up the good work!”
I continue to wish the best to all of you and your families this holiday season. Please stay safe and healthy.
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today’s selections are songs originally created by Depeche Mode but remixed by an awesome DJ that I just discovered on YouTube. His name is DominatrixRMX and he does remixes of all kinds of songs. However, he is particularly great at remixing DeMode songs.
Please enjoy and dance along!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
ESPN has Ohio State at a 96.9% projection to win. Which means it’ll be extra funny and I’ll be f****** pissed when they lose.
Dabo sez “Gotta get a new number for Scalski, shave his beard”
“No, this is our walk-on, uh, Scames Jalski. Yeah, that’s it. Scames. I think it’s one ‘a them ethnic names.”
THIS GUY DABO SWINNEY I CALL HIM ROBERT GRIFFIN III CAUSE FIELDS IS WRECKING HIM.
Have they chiseled “Alabama” onto the championship trophy yet?
You said this game would be even more lopsided than the last one; might end up being right
Everybody drink when they call him gutsy!
I hear LA County ICU capacity is at 0%. That might not be a wise move.
Truth. They have people dying in the fucking giftshops.
And they’ll make you convert before they let you into Loma Linda.
They’ll let us in. We dropped a wad there last year. Gumby has issues, but he’s cute as a bug!
Nice to see that my gambling prowess hasn’t changed from year to year
Fields is amazing. Methinks the Ohio Death Tent has more pep talk than narcotics.
It can have both things!
Let’s hope for the kid’s sake they’s got the good stuff in the locker room.
Finest Ketamine that can be stolen from the Veterinary Sciences building.
It’s special, k?
Fields can’t throw the ball.
shit, I am surprised he can bend over for the snap
But what the hell do I know?
Professor Lambeau still won’t stop talking about that fucking medal
This seems like a poor time for Clemson to have forgotten how to wrap up.
When you said “Clem” and “forgotten how to wrap up” I thought you were talking about the story of how half of everyone’s cousins in South Carolina were conceived.
“CONTRACEPTION IS AN AFFRONT AGAINST GOD, YA COCK-WALLET!”
-P. Rivers, Indianapolis
Maybe throw it away, dude
SWAGGER
https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1345060059466911745
Hope they don’t have the Chargers med staff administer that injection into Fields
slo-mo of Moon Man saying the F word
James Skalski going for the Vontaze Burfict Award for most ejections.
Skalski seems like he might be an asshole.
DON’T HIT THE SHOULDER OF THE GUY WITH BROKEN RIBS!!!
Clemson’s defense is NFL grade. It’s like watching the orange Tits.
You made me think of Shirtless Trump and I hate you now!! 😀
Maybe this can help?
Animal print: say no more
na na na na na na na na na na !
Shoot him up! Medic shoot him up…
Same player ejected from 2 playoff games in a row? Dabo sure raises em right.
is there a JV blue tent of death?
Oof. That hit jarred the liver.
Hit him so hard my TV shook
If it wasn’t for that lady screaming into the field microphone, the Skycam broadcast would be perfect.
AMERICAN QUARANTINE QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Who makes the most enthusiastic pornography? Germany or Russia?
Remember, these two nations fought each other in the most brutal military war of the 20th century. But how do their 21st century pornographic performers stack up?
Please leave your opinions in the comments.
Also, is it “porn” or “porno”?
(a) porn;
(b) porno;
(c) either is fine;
(d) yes please.
Actually one of my New Year’s resolutions is to watch less porn.
I’ll be replacing it with erótica.
Italian porn is great.
Ooh, Mr. Fancy Man!
Me, I’m content with smut.
Germans. They have more syllables in their words. More vocal.
German. They look like they actually enjoy poop and are not doing it just for the money like the Russians.
Fun Fact, speaking of batteries, there is indeed a AAAA battery. They’re used, if I’m not mistaken, 6 in series inside 9 volt batteries to get up to 9 volts.
Justin Fields without his helmet looks like some kind of moon man.
dude got
hit hard
might think he IS a moon man now
Last night was pretty sedate fireworks-wise, but it’s being compensated for tonight.
Florida Man, Florida Man
Does Whatever A Meth Head Can
The have a fight, reality wins
Florida Man
This and last weeks’ gallery
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/kWR7d3g
Softcore is being updated. I’m resizing some of the bigger images.
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There is just so much going on here. I want the backstory.
This may need to be a 25 Questions post…
YAAAASSSS
Done and scheduled.
Me likey
Every commercial on ESPNDeportes is for an infomercial product. Related: I want a Battery Daddy. Not AP tho.
Battery Daddy? That some sort of new vibrator?
A Hispanic father with a belt. Also this
You have Philly fans’ interest.
Well shit now I want one!
Mrs. Cola wants one now too! Are you getting kickbacks like I should have from Universal Yums?
AAAAND PURCHASED!
Don T should get a commission
Don’t thank me. Thank the translators who put sizzle and spice to dull, hard-sell copy.
Man, how many of those would go dead before you went to use them? In my house, about 95%.
It’s pretty much the TV remote and…the other TV remote.
Mrs. Raza may have a different answer.
I thought that was Child Protective Services’ nickname for Tyreek Hill.
Does Deion owe someone money? Is that why he’s doing these Subway ads?
He left NFL Network for Barstool so I guess the getting paid in dunking donuts gift cards and smoke show screenshots don’t pay the bills.
Isn’t he also a Division II college football coach or something?
Jackson State IIRC
I mean, i know there’s this negative stereotype about athletes wasting money, but if he somehow wasted all of the money Snyder gave him…
this Trevor Lawrence dude
is ROCKIN
Some late “inactives” for osu apparently include their 1b running back and 2 defensive linemen, Clemzone of course without their offensive play caller coach guy.
Trevor Lawrence in 3 years after playing in Jacksonville and doing meth.
Teeth too nice.
Needs moar scoliosis
perhaps we can has game after all?
Defenses need not apply
Dabo’s one weakness: a Sermon.
Oh sure, leaping the defender is all fun and games until someone loses a testicle
OSU commercial bragging about all their research into opioid replacements; Hippo is not amused.
TRUE – I unmuted right as he was saying that.
How did these OSU players get all these buckeyes stickers with only 6 games?
Campus bookstore? I’m joking, they’d never find the bookstore.
because the bowl committee decided to.
not at all bitter IU fan
We’re now at the part of “Senorita Weaselo plays Persona 5” where she’s gone “screw it, let’s have Joker solo this fight because everyone else keeps dying and the enemy can’t do damage to him.”
oh dis sound like TROO LUV!!!
Spread: -7.5 – Over/Under: 66.5
This may be a bigger blowout than the Bama game.
Notre Dame actually covered the +19.5
I moved the line to -9.5 as Son de Clem will steam roll Redshirts OSU IMO.
Prison Girlfriend earning his/her cigarettes so far.
“THAT’S NAWT DUNKIES CAWFEE! MY CLEANSE STAHTED TOO SOON AND I TOOK A UUUGEE CRAPPER IN THE CAW!”
Lady BFC and I were playing heads up while waiting for the laundry to finish, and the category was movies. After saying “Amy Schumer and Bill Hader date” and “railroad disaster” and her still not getting it, i said “choo choo boom boom”.
I thought that was pretty genius but still no points.
found a funny:
Fellas, honor a woman in your life by making her listen to a song you like, and saying “here comes the good part” right before the good part.
Seems like, in the grand scheme of things, we traded USC for Clamzon in the college football stage. Still not sure if it was a good trade or not.
Nope
David Koechner would play the hell out of the Ohio State coach.
WHAMMY
I don’t know what I am happier about:
WVU winner their bowl game, or Notre Dame losing their’s.
ND losing theirs was inevitable. That fucking team and school deserve nothing but cancer.
Nothing changes on New Year’s Day, including Notre Dame losing another bowl game.
As an Irish Catholic, FUCK THE DOMERS. LET’S GET WASTED!
Is the theme one of these things is not like the other?
I should have mentioned there’s no puzzle today but there will be one next week.
The theme is no theme