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Sexy Friday, New Year’s Day! edition

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It’s a new year and we have a chance to start fresh!

Shut up, U2. I know.

Anyhoo, let’s make the best of it, shall we? You all have outdone yourselves this last week with the pics. A hearty well done and “Keep up the good work!”

I continue to wish the best to all of you and your families this holiday season. Please stay safe and healthy.

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
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h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Joliet Jake Delhomme
h/t Brocky
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Brocky
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised (SF)

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today’s selections are songs originally created by Depeche Mode but remixed by an awesome DJ that I just discovered on YouTube. His name is DominatrixRMX and he does remixes of all kinds of songs. However, he is particularly great at remixing DeMode songs.

Please enjoy and dance along!

Song Number One:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g_kAQVEoU8
Depeche Mode – Shake The Disease

Canción Número Dos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUOtWwT2ZE
Depeche Mode – Leave In Silence

Chanson Numéro Trois:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNY6kEhH_FE
Depeche Mode – But Not Tonight

Canzone numero quattro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYEr7j7S4o4
Depeche Mode – Get The Balance Right

Canção número cinco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYk5xbdoXGU
Martin Gore – Compulsion

Seigarren zenbakia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dzSHr7S3-A
Depeche Mode – World In My Eyes

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Redshirt

ESPN has Ohio State at a 96.9% projection to win. Which means it’ll be extra funny and I’ll be f****** pissed when they lose.

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Gumbygirl

Dabo sez “Gotta get a new number for Scalski, shave his beard”

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Horatio Cornblower

“No, this is our walk-on, uh, Scames Jalski. Yeah, that’s it. Scames. I think it’s one ‘a them ethnic names.”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY DABO SWINNEY I CALL HIM ROBERT GRIFFIN III CAUSE FIELDS IS WRECKING HIM.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Have they chiseled “Alabama” onto the championship trophy yet?

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herodotus450

You said this game would be even more lopsided than the last one; might end up being right

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Gumbygirl

Everybody drink when they call him gutsy!

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ballsofsteelandfury

I hear LA County ICU capacity is at 0%. That might not be a wise move.

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Gumbygirl

Truth. They have people dying in the fucking giftshops.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

And they’ll make you convert before they let you into Loma Linda.

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Gumbygirl

They’ll let us in. We dropped a wad there last year. Gumby has issues, but he’s cute as a bug!

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litre_cola

Nice to see that my gambling prowess hasn’t changed from year to year

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Don T

Fields is amazing. Methinks the Ohio Death Tent has more pep talk than narcotics.

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Redshirt

It can have both things!

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King Hippo

Let’s hope for the kid’s sake they’s got the good stuff in the locker room.

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LemonJello

Finest Ketamine that can be stolen from the Veterinary Sciences building.

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Gumbygirl

It’s special, k?

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Redshirt

Fields can’t throw the ball.

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King Hippo

shit, I am surprised he can bend over for the snap

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Redshirt

But what the hell do I know?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Professor Lambeau still won’t stop talking about that fucking medal

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Horatio Cornblower

This seems like a poor time for Clemson to have forgotten how to wrap up.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said “Clem” and “forgotten how to wrap up” I thought you were talking about the story of how half of everyone’s cousins in South Carolina were conceived.

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LemonJello

“CONTRACEPTION IS AN AFFRONT AGAINST GOD, YA COCK-WALLET!”

-P. Rivers, Indianapolis

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King Hippo

Maybe throw it away, dude

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clint greasewood

Hope they don’t have the Chargers med staff administer that injection into Fields

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King Hippo

slo-mo of Moon Man saying the F word

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clint greasewood

James Skalski going for the Vontaze Burfict Award for most ejections.

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Horatio Cornblower

Skalski seems like he might be an asshole.

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Redshirt

DON’T HIT THE SHOULDER OF THE GUY WITH BROKEN RIBS!!!

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Don T

Clemson’s defense is NFL grade. It’s like watching the orange Tits.

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King Hippo

You made me think of Shirtless Trump and I hate you now!! 😀

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Maybe this can help?
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Don T

Animal print: say no more

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King Hippo

na na na na na na na na na na !
Shoot him up! Medic shoot him up…

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herodotus450

Same player ejected from 2 playoff games in a row? Dabo sure raises em right.

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King Hippo

is there a JV blue tent of death?

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Don T

Oof. That hit jarred the liver.

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BaldingSpiritually

Hit him so hard my TV shook

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Redshirt

If it wasn’t for that lady screaming into the field microphone, the Skycam broadcast would be perfect.

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Brick Meathook

AMERICAN QUARANTINE QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Who makes the most enthusiastic pornography? Germany or Russia?

Remember, these two nations fought each other in the most brutal military war of the 20th century. But how do their 21st century pornographic performers stack up?

Please leave your opinions in the comments.

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Dunstan

Also, is it “porn” or “porno”?

(a) porn;
(b) porno;
(c) either is fine;
(d) yes please.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Actually one of my New Year’s resolutions is to watch less porn.

I’ll be replacing it with erótica.

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Unsurprised

Italian porn is great.

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Dunstan

Ooh, Mr. Fancy Man!

Me, I’m content with smut.

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Redshirt

Germans. They have more syllables in their words. More vocal.

Last edited 5 years ago by Redshirt
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ballsofsteelandfury

German. They look like they actually enjoy poop and are not doing it just for the money like the Russians.

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herodotus450

Fun Fact, speaking of batteries, there is indeed a AAAA battery. They’re used, if I’m not mistaken, 6 in series inside 9 volt batteries to get up to 9 volts.

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King Hippo

Justin Fields without his helmet looks like some kind of moon man.

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clint greasewood

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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rockingdog

dude got

hit hard

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King Hippo

might think he IS a moon man now

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LemonJello

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Last night was pretty sedate fireworks-wise, but it’s being compensated for tonight.

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litre_cola

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King Hippo

Florida Man, Florida Man
Does Whatever A Meth Head Can

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The have a fight, reality wins
Florida Man

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Unsurprised

This and last weeks’ gallery

https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/kWR7d3g

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Unsurprised

Softcore is being updated. I’m resizing some of the bigger images.

h

ttps://pixxxels.cc/gallery/FQp1fhW/

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Unsurprised

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King Hippo

There is just so much going on here. I want the backstory.

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ballsofsteelandfury

This may need to be a 25 Questions post…

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King Hippo

YAAAASSSS

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ballsofsteelandfury

Done and scheduled.

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Unsurprised
  1. This is the thicc ass lady from the gifs above you selected
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ballsofsteelandfury

Me likey

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Don T

Every commercial on ESPNDeportes is for an infomercial product. Related: I want a Battery Daddy. Not AP tho.

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litre_cola

Battery Daddy? That some sort of new vibrator?

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Don T

A Hispanic father with a belt. Also this
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LemonJello

You have Philly fans’ interest.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Well shit now I want one!

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litre_cola

Mrs. Cola wants one now too! Are you getting kickbacks like I should have from Universal Yums?

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ballsofsteelandfury

AAAAND PURCHASED!

Don T should get a commission

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Don T

Don’t thank me. Thank the translators who put sizzle and spice to dull, hard-sell copy.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Man, how many of those would go dead before you went to use them? In my house, about 95%.

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King Hippo

It’s pretty much the TV remote and…the other TV remote.

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Dunstan

Mrs. Raza may have a different answer.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought that was Child Protective Services’ nickname for Tyreek Hill.

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LemonJello

Does Deion owe someone money? Is that why he’s doing these Subway ads?

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clint greasewood

He left NFL Network for Barstool so I guess the getting paid in dunking donuts gift cards and smoke show screenshots don’t pay the bills.

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herodotus450

Isn’t he also a Division II college football coach or something?

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King Hippo

Jackson State IIRC

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Brocky

I mean, i know there’s this negative stereotype about athletes wasting money, but if he somehow wasted all of the money Snyder gave him…

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clint greasewood

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LemonJello

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rockingdog

this Trevor Lawrence dude

is ROCKIN

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herodotus450

Some late “inactives” for osu apparently include their 1b running back and 2 defensive linemen, Clemzone of course without their offensive play caller coach guy.

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clint greasewood

Trevor Lawrence in 3 years after playing in Jacksonville and doing meth.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Teeth too nice.

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Don T

Needs moar scoliosis

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King Hippo

perhaps we can has game after all?

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litre_cola

Defenses need not apply

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herodotus450

Dabo’s one weakness: a Sermon.

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King Hippo

Oh sure, leaping the defender is all fun and games until someone loses a testicle

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herodotus450

OSU commercial bragging about all their research into opioid replacements; Hippo is not amused.

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King Hippo

TRUE – I unmuted right as he was saying that.

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clint greasewood

How did these OSU players get all these buckeyes stickers with only 6 games?

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LemonJello

Campus bookstore? I’m joking, they’d never find the bookstore.

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Brocky

because the bowl committee decided to.

not at all bitter IU fan

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Senor Weaselo

We’re now at the part of “Senorita Weaselo plays Persona 5” where she’s gone “screw it, let’s have Joker solo this fight because everyone else keeps dying and the enemy can’t do damage to him.”

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King Hippo

oh dis sound like TROO LUV!!!

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clint greasewood

Spread: -7.5 – Over/Under: 66.5

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ballsofsteelandfury

This may be a bigger blowout than the Bama game.

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clint greasewood

Notre Dame actually covered the +19.5

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litre_cola

I moved the line to -9.5 as Son de Clem will steam roll Redshirts OSU IMO.

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King Hippo

Prison Girlfriend earning his/her cigarettes so far.

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rockingdog

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LemonJello

“THAT’S NAWT DUNKIES CAWFEE! MY CLEANSE STAHTED TOO SOON AND I TOOK A UUUGEE CRAPPER IN THE CAW!”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lady BFC and I were playing heads up while waiting for the laundry to finish, and the category was movies. After saying “Amy Schumer and Bill Hader date” and “railroad disaster” and her still not getting it, i said “choo choo boom boom”.

I thought that was pretty genius but still no points.

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rockingdog

found a funny:

Fellas, honor a woman in your life by making her listen to a song you like, and saying “here comes the good part” right before the good part.

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Brocky

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herodotus450

Seems like, in the grand scheme of things, we traded USC for Clamzon in the college football stage. Still not sure if it was a good trade or not.

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Unsurprised

Nope

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ballsofsteelandfury

David Koechner would play the hell out of the Ohio State coach.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

WHAMMY

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WCS

I don’t know what I am happier about:

WVU winner their bowl game, or Notre Dame losing their’s.

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Unsurprised

ND losing theirs was inevitable. That fucking team and school deserve nothing but cancer.

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WCS

Nothing changes on New Year’s Day, including Notre Dame losing another bowl game.

As an Irish Catholic, FUCK THE DOMERS. LET’S GET WASTED!

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litre_cola

Is the theme one of these things is not like the other?

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ballsofsteelandfury

I should have mentioned there’s no puzzle today but there will be one next week.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The theme is no theme

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