Is that guy and his makeup team still around? He made some pretty penny for a while there.
TO THE GAME!
Ravens/Bills:
-Apparently New York State isn’t allowing bars and restaurants to open for the game. So, you may want to mumble a prayer for Aunt Mabel’s kitchen table.
-What with rb Moss out and backup Yeldon not having played since October 13th, it be (as Hippo and I have wanted for 2 years now) Devin Singletary all the damn game long. Or Devonta Freeman will get 15 carries. Whatever.
-The Ravens have one of the few secondaries that can cope with the Bills deep receiving corps. We may once again see Gabe Davis hold down the fort until Diggs and Beasley get unstuck, as happened last week. A ton of credit has to go to qb Allen for going to Davis on a few plays where he sure as hell wasn’t the first or second read.
-Baltimore plays a lot of man and this where Allen thrives-he has the 3rd-highest passing grade, the 2nd-most TD’s and an 8.8 yards per attempt stat against that setup. It gets worse (for the Ravens) because Diggs gets a 36% target share in this spot.
-More good/bad news depending on your cheering preference is that Baltimore blitzes at a 40% rate and Allen has the most TD passes (18) vs the blitz. The Ravens might just get hoisted on their own petard.
-Buffalo’s run D has tightened up recently (see just last week) but has given up 150+ yards five times over the course of the season. Just Kidding Dobbins has averaged over 6 ypc and has scored in seven straight contests.
-Keep an eye out for Mark Andrews because defending the tight end is a huge weakness for the Bills. Cox and Co. burned them for 14 catches and 136 yards during Wild Card Weekend.
-Bills OC Brian Daboll, who is being pursed by the Eagles and Chargers shares a birthday with meeeeeeeeeee.
Have at it.
Cracking open a new bottle of mezcal. Let’s roll.
Here’s some porn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvU4XwOtlw
Damn
Slow
Tomorrow is the important game. Chiefs should win. Mayfield should choke (on goat dick). And I plan to be eating some BBQ to celebrate.
Not even 8 pm here, sleep tight y’all
Oh, yeah. Go back to the bar!
I’ll be kinda disappointed if the only two AFC teams I’m interested in seeing go to the SB (CLE, BUF) have to play each other in the championship game. Who to root for?
You KC? Pretty sure you mean KC.
Despite my mild wtf, GO BUFFALA!!
A song to play!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1gzt4yU0T4
I tell people “don’t dream it, be it” all the time and nobody ever gets it.
They clearly suck
I get it.
It takes years of experience.
Was Brian Boitano here all along? Love him!
He’s hilarious. I watched some skating last night, Nationals were on. I love Johnny Weir too.
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two. That’s what Brian Boitano’d do
I may have slept through much of this game. Considerate of Lamar! to not be too awesome, aw
i got mixed feelings on Allen’s “controversies”
on one hand, yeah he’s a teenager,
in the other, you don’t get to make the excuses if you’re loving in america post 2008, regardless of age.
Go spend a week in Wyoming.
……. dude, going without electricity for an hour is hard enough
I mean, I don’t think he needs to be drawn and quartered, neither. A minor hand-slap of a dickjoke blog nickname seems…reasonable under the circumstances.
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know we call him Brokeback. Maybe someone should tell him, lol!
guys might be my delayed updates, but this doesn’t look good for Baltimore
Things you could have said for the past fifty years.
Good for Buffalo, but the first half of that game was painful to watch.
so second half …. not worth watching ?
It was considerably better than the first. But no, I wouldn’t re-watch had I missed it live.
Nice try Willie Beaman
Huntley is kind of good. Hope another team sees this.
Wouldnt this require quality GM play? That rules out almost the entire NFL
Darude Shankstorm
Jesus F thats not on Huntley
“Lamar you ignorant slut”
-T. Huntley
https://twitter.com/TrainIsland/status/1350653473096937473
Bass-o-matic joins Tucker in 1-for-3 lodge
Shank’lor is working OT tonight.
OK, I am deffo pulling against BUF after seeing that Brokeback Obama poster.
Enlighten us. What poster?
Some asshole in the stands had a mockup of the Obama “Hope” poster, but with Brokeback on it. Complete with his little Hitler-stache.
Who is “Brokeback”?
Quartered Back Josh Allen. Because he played at Wyoming, and was homophobic online as a teenager.
As a teenager? That’s a little harsh.
I consider it needling. I just needed a bad nickname hook.
So one guy equals a fanbase. Idk. Won’t judge but i’m not quite there.
Kind of wondering why his neighbor wasnt kicking his ass though for sure
I am not a rational Hippo. I must make snap judgments when I am choosing allegiance in games involving teams I don’t like or hate.
Thank God twitter wasn’t around when I was a 16 year old dipshit
Some of my hot taeks still exist on usenet to this day. Keeps you humble. And anon.
so iackson is like out-out?
Concussion.
yep, announced he will nae return
His season is done. You may be able to see him in next year’s preseason.
Out cold
Does anybody actually have Aflec insurance?
it’s basically a scam, right?
Seems like insurance solely for the 3 employees of a guy who owns a jetski dealership
Actresses on set with Casey
Well, sommet called Tyler Huntley has completed a forward pass in the NFL playoffs!
/he could not complete #2, sadly
//Lamar! callback complete
@recovery whiskey
about an hour before kickoff my dad got a call from a neighbor: apparently some idiot hit a utility pole that needs to be replaced, so they scheduled a time to shut the whole grid down.
this meant my game getting shut off at halftime, and my lack of wifi makes game updates slow
They chose nighttime in January??
the asshole driving drunk? yes
like some people lost power as soon as accident happened. they’re just swapping equipment out to cut down time
yeah, if some folk lost it already, that makes sense. Too late to even drive to bogart a Starbucks wi-fi
Excuse me, Burger King is the official DFO bogarting wi-fi of choice!
DOCTOR: Lamar, how many fingers am I holding up?
LAMAR: I’m ready for the 440, Coach!
His head surely hurts, but that’s also a poop duck walk if I ever seen one.
The shitter is full
Why doesn’t the purple team with 4 runningbacks simply, run the ball?
C’mon man!
Buff @ KC would be tits.
SVU going with a Kavanugh angle
“Ripped from 2018’s headlines!!!”
God, remember when Justice Rapey was the most shocking abuse of power we could imagine? So much Holding of Our Beer.
Imitation Lamar, you cant tell the difference.
I can’t believe it’s not Lamarr!
LOCKER ROOM LAMAR PART 2: ELECTRIC POOPAROO!
Lamar chugging fiber like Popeye chugging spinach in the locker room
I feel like Browns and Bengals are the only two divisional rivals that cheer for each other. Shared geography. Both hate the ravens for stealing a team. Hate steelers for obvious reasons. Rarely good in the same year. Am I wrong?
Lamar haz cramps?
Another poop?
I just got to explain Wide Right, Machine Gun Kelly and Dave Hostetler to my spouse who was 9 when it happened. Its moments like these that make football family.
As long as you didn’t have to explain what a catch is, you’re gold.
SAFETY DANCE!
Dammit. Dead Lamar! instead.
He poopin’ again? Get that guy some morning fiber smh
Head owie.
We are but a safety away from this being a complete Ravens schmozz.
Holy cats, you ALMOST called your shot!
Holy shit! Let’s try something else…
We’re just JLaw blowing me away from this being a Ravens schmozz.
….. i should lose power at halftime more often
Narrative proven correct. LAMAR! cannot win a big game.
Call that interception CORVID-21 because it took all the breathe out of the Ravens
FROM THE END ZONE!