Now this is the money shot, if you will. Likeable qb’s, exciting qb’s, excitable qb’s, even. Plus my chili has been happily simmering away for oh, about six-ish hours or so by now. Everything is beautiful…
TO THE GAME!
-The last time the Bills were in this spot they were playing a very old Joseph Montana. (sounds like some gold prospector that started his own religion back in the 1800’s) As for The Chefs, they’re the very first AFC squadoo to host the game for three straight years.
-Sammy Watkins-listed as questionable-is that typical boom or bust fantasy guy on a team with many mouths to feed you regretted drafting. Thing is, he shows up in the playoffs. In his five games as a Chiefs he’s averaged 93 yards receiving per outing.
-The unsung player that is responsible for the Bills D being that bend-don’t-break unit is lb Matt Milano. He’s battled injuries and only played 10 regular season games (plus the two playoffs tilts) and hasn’t lost yet. When he’s not in the D gives up the 28th most rushing yards, when he plays they adjust to 9th. Average 1st downs per game drop from 31st to 8th. As far as points allowed, the D goes from 29th to 2nd.
-Kelce Time! (once again) The Bills gave up the most catches and the 2nd most receiving yards to tight ends.
-On A Roll: Honey Badger has 5 picks in his last 7 games. DC Steve Spaghetti Noodle refers to him as ‘my chess piece’.
-No one is surprised that Mahomes cleared the concussion protocol but what about the turf toe protocol?
-K.C.’s secondary does a great job on outside receivers so this should be an interesting battle. The Bills/Allen won’t back down from the challenge-mostly because they can’t run the ball in any meaningful way.
-As for the Chiefs, CEH went for 161 when these teams met up last time but as noted above, the Bills D is healthy and raring to go. As well, it looks like Darrel Williams will tote the rock.
-Take the over?
Drizzle your gizzards below.
BLEERGH has been having a fun day today
Wait…am I lagging by a LOT or am I living in an alternate universe where the score is lower?
Why not both?
But yes, you’re way behind.
lagging. Although the alternate universe theory was fun while it lasted.
Ok so now they just need to recover the onside kick, score a quick field goal, recover another onside kick, score a quick touchdown, and then do that one more time. Easy peasy.
Well, on to Step 2, I guess.
And they didn’t even have to steal underpants.
I always contended that Step 2 was “sell underpants on ebay and craig’s list”
Don’t forget the Japanese vending machine market.
Yes, we can go international with this!
This would be just like Brady’s inexplicable luck: KC loses their stud O-lineman to an Achilles tendon and half their D gets suspended for getting in a stupid brawl in the last three minutes.
“That’s just veteran leadership” — Nantz, probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcF2KUJVdLE
Fun fact: The Internet deduced it was 1/20/92!
Over! Woooo! PRAISE GAMBLOR!
BE PRAISED!
Garbagedown
INVISIBLE DFO FRIENDS MAKE MONEY!!!!
*recoup
Tough, but likely fair.
Damn you fire stick for lagging!
Congrats to Sharky and Litre. Send cash.
KC D will give you all the underneath stuff you want. You’re not going over the top on them.
I picked the wrong week to start my mobile folding table sales business in Buffalo.
This is very good.
So… I didn’t realize I had scheduled a gig for the 7th. Is the only recourse seppuku?
/Hopefully it’s early
I would say call out sick, but that’s bad karma right about now.
I’m probably leading the gig and might have the iPads fulla music.
I was supposed to be on a plane to Fiji that day as a plus-one for my girlfriend’s week-long work retreat, but she just quit her gig for another one, so I’m stuck listening to Nantz suck off Brady for five hours that day instead.
I really need to know why someone would quit their job within a month of a week long retreat in Fiji.
Concur. I would put up with legit physical and psychological abuse for this, assuming it’s a decent hotel.
I would even go back to my hostel days right now.
I can do hostel on my own dime, if it’s OPM it best be nice
I mean, today is two weeks’ notice.
Still think it should be pronounced KelCHe, damn Americans
Come on Buffalo. I know you have one more field goal in you
litre hoping for the garbage time Bills TD.
You are correct. Sharky is on board too.
This is literally the only reason I’m still watching.
Also Me
Litre Down!
I think the Bills should start circling their wagons sooner rather than later.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Esiz7z3XMAE0fWu?format=jpg&name=900×900
Did Henne call that keeper
“I’m playing in a Super Bowl one way or the other!”
The Dr. Pepper guy is the guy who finished second to Kelly Clarkson in the first year of American Idol. I just found this out today and I’m having a hard time with that.
Justin Guardini or something like that. Why do I know this.
I like to picture a group of 40-something wine moms talking at a party and one goes “wouldn’t ‘From Justin to Kelly’ have been so much better if it was Justin Timberlake instead” and all her friends agreeing with her
Upvote for wine moms
i feel like I’ve known this previously and i found it so insignificant that my brain never found any reason to reference it again
This Dr. Pepper ad makes me want to murder something
Simon Cowell for starting that guy’s career
Well contractually Cowell still probably taking 80 of his money from that commercial
Folks at work were all, “Go Bills!” on Friday and were having none of my, “I think they’re one year away still” nonsense.
Yes. They are going to be good for a long time, no need to feel bad about this.
Aren’t you the boss?
Fire the lot of them for questioning you.
“Free Speech Friday” is an utter failure, afaic.
Then they can become hobos, and then…
Well this Super Bowl matchup is straight out of my fucking nightmares, so I think the NFL season has just ended for me.
The game won’t involve Dallas, Pittsburgh or New England though
i still don’t wanna jump on the chiefs hate bandwagon.
I’ve worked very hard to avoid hating Mahomes – and I’ve succeeded – but that’s about the best I can muster.
I’m going to send you my Todd Marinovich rookie card. Don’t mind the edges, I used it to chop up coke back in the day.
You know you’re gonna watch it still. It’s like Kanye with the Ray-J tape.
What else are you going at wtach that day?
Got some paintin’ to do, I’ll probably hang out and watch it dry.
Oh I don’t know; a little something called The Puppy Bowl, you goddamn Communist!!!!
Love my stream lagging as the comments tell me when to really pay attention
Handy, isn’t it?
This game was not as interesting as anticipated
Yeah, the earlier one was much more interesting.
I made myself a hot chocolate, (Dry January! Yay!), and there was some spilled jelly from a raspberry doughnut other members of the house had cut in half, so I added it to the hot chocolate and I don’t like to brag, but I’m a fucking genius.
I am a tea guy in January. With you in the struggle, I think I am going to go all the way to Superb Owl and then blackout by noon.
Tea is excellent, I have lots of it. Doing dry Feb instead of Jan though, shortest month. I do have a conundrum this year though, as I’ve randomly obtained a couple of really nice bottles, and I’m not sure whether I should drink them over the next week, or yield to my temptation to save them for a special occasion and have them tempting me over all of Feb.
You’ll enjoy them more if you can conquer the temptation.
I would probably have no problem saving them for multiple months if I didn’t ban myself from drinking them
I bet a spoonful of peanut butter would be good also. I’m a traditionalist, give me marshmallows 90 % of the time, but I’m digging what you’re laying down!
Get 7 on this drive Mahomes!
Game blouses
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Welp, that’s a football game right there.
9 more points!
KC TD and another Bills field. Very doable.
Oof
so…
isn’t there some sort of stat that shows of the two teams in the super bowl the one with the smaller margin of victory in the conference championship usually ends up winning the super bowl?
Probably, and would be easy enough to calculate, but that sounds suspiciously like work
You just can’t fool these older millennials!
Brett Kollman, a youtuber football film guy, said that when a play is designed to go deep Allen will never take the easy, open 6 yard dump off gimme and he’s correct.
Pats Fan happy for Brady, doesn’t actually care that much. Although he’s been with the rest of us in caring less about NFL in the past few years, so probably not representative, just like the brethren here
THIS BUFFALO TEAM I CALL THEM ‘DAS BOOT’ BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEYRE FIGHTING HARD NOW YOU KNOW IN THE END THEY WILL BE SUNK.
If the Bills start the 4th QRT with a play involving a foot, I hope KC scores 50 on ‘em.
“50? Feet? You, sir, have my attention.”
-Rex Ryan
What if Allen dropkicks instead of passes? That would be neat
Be a long field goal from there but theyll try
I’m thinking, using the NFL standard, Kelce is probably not quite an asshole
I think he’s the Chiefs’ candidate for the Walter Payton Man of the Year.
Gronk probably more a candidate for Antonio Cromarties Father of the Year Award
Upstanding Snitizen!
Bro of the Year
He was on Moonbase 8. Which was somewhere between okay and good.
So, will the Bucs be the first team to lose a Superb Owl that they are hosting in their own stadium?
Wherever he is, Otto right now:
http://www.comedycentral.com.au/sites/default/files/styles/image-w-900-scale/public/cc_au/galleries/large/2016/04/15/randy_copy3.jpg
(artist conception)
didn’t you post the same thing last year?
As long as Otto has stayed sufficiently hydrated no reason it can’t be true both years
MOAR POINTS!
ERIC BIENEMY NEEDS TO GET PAID.
Do we need to get BTS TikTok on this?
Mahomes with the underhand softball pitch because he can.
Ok, so Chiefs-Bucs. I can live with that.
Did Kelce try to pick that flag up? That big dumb animal.
*Big dumb sex animal
Kelce and Gronk in the same Super Bowl…
Hill ded.
That’s a shame
Just tuckered out methinks.
He’ll get right back to beating sooner than we’d hope.
If his girlfriend and unborn child would have only listened.
He may occasionally beat women, WHICH I DO NOT HEARTILY ENDORSE, but damn Reek is quick.
And children, don’t forget the children!
Yeah, but it’s not interesting unless he uses a switch.
Preferably the Nintendo one.
Okay, maybe grudgingly though?
Need some 7 pointers. These 3s aren’t helping the over
Tyreek doing his best to get you there.
Come on Buffalo only down by 6 now…we FGs
4th and 3 dude. Bills do not want to face Brady again
“They score a touchdown, we kick a field goal! It’s the Buffalo way.”
-borrowed from The Untouchables via Gumbygirl
From down 2 scores, to down 2 scores. Again.