I’m not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that’s pretty much everyone that’s playing) the amount of ball-washing that’s going to take place just turns me off. They’re both unlikeable folk and it’s merely a matter of degrees. Aw hell, it’ll probably be on in the background and I’ll probably be right here because I can’t quit you guys.
So I guess while we wait for that to unfold the soccer dudes can fill the void. A very quick peek at the tilts on offer tell me that Cola’s Fulham plays Burnley, that rockingdog’s Chelsea is at Luton and ManU and Liverpool are going to go at it. Perhaps others could tell us what they’re watching on ye olde telly or what’s being read or done. Otherwise… [shoulders slump]
TO THE GAME!
Bucs/Packers:
-A.B is out for this one but perhaps more importantly (for Tampa) Vita Vea is in. Who’s he? He’s a man mountain space-eater guy that plays nose tackle and clogs up the running game. His contribution to stopping the run game is not insignificant and he can also get after the qb. He’s missed the last thirteen games so I’m not sure how many snaps he’ll get.
-Yes, the Packers have played well but they have done so against the league’s easiest schedule. They’ve only beaten three teams that ended the season with a winning record. (I don’t recall them moving to the NFC East though, huh)
-Much has been made of the first game played between these two-the end result being Rodgers’ worst game of the year by far.
-How did the Bucs do it? They blitzed. And blitzed. They went balls-out 21 times and the Packers averaged 1.9 yards per play. Everyone knows what Aaron can do from a clean, unobstructed pocket so the Bucs got it all dirty and such.
Have at it.
If you named someone Bentley Mercedes Wiessman they would be named after 4 luxury cars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WdGe1bDiuU&t=1m30s
Ted Thompson is rolling in his grave. Hey kids!
-M. Chmura
The Rick Rude arm wrestling story is even better, because they scammed a bunch of Alabama cops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9EjSZqiqB0
If Rodgers spleen explodes on this drive I’ll cum in my shorts
*jorts
So, Mike McCarthy: enjoying the game!
Wool boy now we know how he got the job in Dallas
I won’t lie, I thought the Rams (if healthy) would be a tougher matchup for the Packers than the Buccs.
The Packers just seem half-asleep out there.
I do think it’s pretty funny that a guy with BRAT in his name scored like that in front of the Green Bay crowd.
The “e” at the end make him too fancy. Ham-and-eggers!
I can’t wait until the Cowboys hire Green Bay’s secondary coach to replace McCarthy.
I blame myself for momentarily thinking it would be cool to have a blue state vs. blue state Super Bowl.
after that shit they pulled in 2016 wisconsin doesn’t deserve nice things
Wide Open in the endzone.
Get fucked Cheeseheads!
Green bay secondary coach Dr Faucii is taking the new strain seriously and recommending a 12 foot distance from receivers
oh what’s that green bay? over using that lame wheel route backfired for once?
Wheel route? That was a crosser with picks.
listen if its not a slant or a post you can pretty safely bet I don’t know what the hell its calles
Green Bay receivers can expect the silent treatment all off season if this keeps happening.
CHEESE CURDS ARE FOR CLOSERS
Aaron Rodgers hasn’t been this let down since State Farm started offering a family discount.
Banner!
haha, I love it.
Go Bucs!
Roh Roh A-A ron
Welllllllp
It’s pretty disappointing that they didn’t use a Taco Charlton play for that Postmates taco.
Goddamnit, we’re gonna get Brady still tormenting the AFC East in the Owl aren’t we
I’d be fine with that.
I don’t like the QBs or teams still playing for various reasons, but I actually consider Brady winning the lesser evil, for me anyway, because up here in New England heads are going to explode if Brady win a Super Bowl the year after leaving the P*ts, especially with the P*ts going 7-9 and, by all appearances, being good and fucked for the foreseeable future.
Sounds delicious.
Oh, it will be a fine eating indeed, although I don’t think the Harvard contingent shall enjoy it quite as much as us Princeton men.
-J. Garrett
Brady is the greater of the two evils. And yes that’s saying something with my fandom vs. Boston sports teams.
Brady and Gronk in the Super Bowl with Tampa Bay would be shoving a log up every asshole in New England.
Its actually poetic that the Bills’ final boss would be Tom Brady. You can’t become a Jedi Knight until you face Darth Vader.
thats right
It would be great to see the Bills get there, but I think we’ll get Brady-Mahomes instead.
Footy Manager it is FOAR Hippo, fuck off reality
Crazy to think that none of that would have happened if the referees had called the hold on Murphy-Bunting on the pick. Should be one hell of a second half.
Team in green completely blows coverage against a nautical-themed team to give up a deep touchdown? I think this might be a rerun.
That TD pass was so rude it airbrushed your wife’s face on its tights
Oh man, what a call back!
One of the greatest.
Related, still shocked he died from cocaine and steroids exploding his heart. Just totally came out of nowhere.
My favorite wrestler. They just dont make’em like that anymore
“I would like all you disgusting (insert Midwestern State he was insulting here) fat slobs to shut up for a minute so the women here can get a look at a real man!”
Fun Fact: My mom didn’t like wrestling, but he was her favorite wrestler.
And your Dad’s least.
He was too drunk, high, or absent to ever know or care. Thankfully.
/steps awkwardly out of room
Wait, come back, I have abandonment issues!
There’s also a great story about how Curt Hennig would challenge guys in bars to arm wrestling contests, and he’d lose because he wasn’t very good at it. Then he’d bet that they couldn’t beat his buddy “Rick”, who was smaller than Curt, (who also blew his heart out), and bet more money.
Rude was some kind of arm wrestling champion before pro wrestling and would just annihilate anyone dumb enough to take the bet.
This should be banner on Wednesday nights.
Miller caught that and looked acted like he scored in the World Cup.
(Green Bay Defense removes their helmets)
New York Jets Defense: “Its was us, Green Bay!”
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Aaron Rodgers: “Aw, son-of-a-bitch!”
New York Jets Defense: “Its was us all along!”
OK then, so I won’t be watching the Owl. Maybe I will just skip Bills/Chefs too.
And when Miller made that TD catch, he thought to himself, “Finally… Scotty knows. I’m free of that fucking song at last.”
And Brocky thought I was the one with a joke in his back pocket, just waiting for the right moment to whip it out.
/Is immediately fired by the Mets
Cornblower Estate, artist’s concept:
Fun fact: There are the exact same number of letters in “That’s My Raiders!” and “That’s My Packers!”.
Spin off series?
I was going to do a “That’s My Bombers!” where everything was upside-down and they were actually competent but they ended up falling to pieces so I had to scrap it.
Packers Defense too busy trying to get Rodgers in the field they forget to defend
When did Green Bay become a Mike McCarthy covers band?
He’s like mold, you can scrub and scrub and scrub and no matter how clean and shiny things look he’s still lurking in the crevices and infecting everything around him.
Carole King in coverage because he was So Far Away
Wow, that’s a ballsy fucking play there.
Is Gregg Williams the Packers’ DC?
Yeah, who ever would have thought they would have taken a shot at the end zone there. Nobody possibly could have predicted that.
Meteor can hit Lambeau Field any time now…
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As someone with the Bucs ML, I approve this message.
Holy Shit
Big balls on these Bucs
Of course you don’t punt here, that’s just strange
“Say what?”
— Mike M., Dallas, TX
Rodgers doesnt mind when JPP sacks him. Since only three fingers go up his ass.
Aaron Rodgers hasn’t been hit by two men that hard since…I’m being told that joke is not longer acceptable in today’s culture.
/Buddy Cole has entered the chat
Fingers crushing heads for the kids n the hall resurrection
have you meant today’s cultured bunch?
Pickerception!
Much like our Southern forefathers, JP Pierre is gettin’ it done with 3/5 of what everyone else has got.
… how long you been waiting to make this joke?
1776 or so.
I just want to be there in the Constitutional Convention for that debate. If anything its a nice foreshadowing: “I have more property so I deserve more of a voice in Congress than you do.”
Someone – was it Madison, I think? – actually said it out loud. If not for slave-based accounting the South would never have had a voice in the new government.
My bad, coach.
L A Z A R D !
REMINDER – Rapey Jameis won TEN GAMES last season with this supporting cast, despite throwing a pickerception like every 5th pass…
…uh, check your notes, Hippo. I got seven games.
Jameis Winston Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com (pro-football-reference.com)
don’t talk cents 2 me, I m very high
Is that leadership from Rodgers? That just sounded like math.
Richarlison DAGGER!!
knows the NFC is still gon’ ruin my day
/Turns on game
Oh look, Brady crying about a non-call that no other QB could even dream of getting, except maybe the guy he’s playing against today
/decides to go to the bathroom and read the entire Sunday NY Times instead
I am turning on Dora and the Lost City of Gold. So, might as well read that news.
If Coronado couldn’t find it I don’t know what chance an 8-year-old and a talking monkey have.
It snowed in Malibu yesterday! And I mean atmospheric precipitation, not cocaine (that’s everyday snow in Malibu).
Snow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo