Let’s wipe the slate clean the way Andy Reid uses lettuce as a napkin to wipe his mouth during a meal and then eats said napkin/lettuce afterwards. Look, it’s a form of recycling and he’s trying his best.
Well, all of our pleading, begging, crying, complaining, caterwauling, gnashing and swearing has come down to this-the likeable dude vs. the mangy old faux-vitamin seller. Damn, by the time we get to the second half it’ll be past Brady’s bedtime! But anyway, you dropped by here to interact with the lovely folks that inhabit the site, make dick jokes and say goodbye to another footed ball season so I’ll just throw some giblets out there (Petey King calls them nuggets and nuggets are gross) and we’ll be on our way.
TO THE (LAST) GAME!
Chiefs/Bucs:
-Shoutout to K.C.’s DC who goes by the name of “Spags”. He was the one who devised the Giants extraordinary upset of the undefeated ’07 Pats (remember, Tabula?) with heavy pressure from the defensive line. This time around he doesn’t have talent there but he does have some in the secondary. So he’s come up with a dime package that uses 6(!) db’s. He runs that D 44% of the time as opposed to the league average of 10%. Wherever the playmakers are, he plays to their strengths and finds a way to be effective. Much respect to that fella.
-Bucs dl Vita Vea was one of only two interior lineman that had a 20%+ pass rush success rate before he went down with an injury. This matters because…
-After losing Eric Fisher in the AFC Title Game, the Chiefs now only have one offensive lineman that they started week 1 with. (center Austin Reiter)
-Cb Carlton Davis had a nightmare last evening. It involved re-living his week 12 debacle vs. Tyreek Hill when he gave up 203 yards receiving in a little over 15 minutes. Since Mahomes became the starter Hill has 19 TD’s on passes thrown over 20 yards-that’s 6 more than the next guy.
-A difference maker goes by the name of Honey Badger-during the win over the Browns he allowed -5 yards receiving and an interception on 6 targets.
-The Bucs D has allowed the least number of rushing TD’s in the entire league at a measly 12. Dalvin Cook was the only dude that ran for over 100 yards against them and he barely accomplished it at 102.
-In all of Patty’s playoff games he has 21 TD’s combined and only 2 INT’s. Tom Brady sucks dog’s balls on a regular basis.
Scritch that itch in the comments.
Antonio Brown vs. Leveon Bell in this game? So at least we can laugh at the Steelres while we’re here.
Drums are infinitely better than flats.
Discuss.
Flats have a higher ratio of surface area to meat, ergo more sauce and crispy skin. Downside is that they’re harder to eat with one hand, so it’s tough to keep your drinking hand clean.
Can we discuss women’s breasts without resorting to misogyny?
no way that was catchable
Only matters with PI, not holding.
HAIL BLEERGH!
Here come the pro-Brady flags
Well of course he’s popular in Provincetown, it’s in Rhode…oh, flags. Yeah, he does get a lot of love from the men in black and white.
Mom: oh that marv guy was in back to back superbowls?
Just found out that my cousin works in the NFL league office (I knew that part) and is at the Super Bowl.
Is your cousin wearing a mask?
In the picture Mom sent, yes. I told her no one else in Tampa was and to stay inside and for Christ’s sake not to touch anything.
I haven’t asked her what the NFL Legal Dept. thinks of DFO.
Never thought I say this but I miss my family talking about politics.
Elmer from “Crank Yankers” is still a thing?
he is when Paramount needs content
THAT’S where i knew him from. I was racking my brain
If the Paramount Mountain ads end with a tribute to ‘Alive’ I will watch nothing but CBS for the rest of the year.*
*/I won’t actually do this.
Lotta Kirk/Spock vore fanfic out there already, no need to add more
What did those crash survivors eat to survive? Sounds interesting.
—Andes Reid.
They should’ve checked for the hula girls, which as Freakazoid told us, are in Norway.
What was that Will Ferrell ad selling?
Norway.
Scandinavia
Swedish tourism?
Batteries. But for cars.
Electric Vehicles, bitch!
iKEA?
sympathy for GM when they ask for a bailout.
No Jimmy, He did not get faxed, he drove his Lincoln.
First time posting. Gunner and giants fan, love spagnuolo, we’ll always have 020808. Discovered KSK, rongrastname and fetushead. And touchdown boobies. Life took a left turn professionally, dropped out for a while . Discovered DFO two months ago. Not a porn/gif connoisseur, don’t have the intellect y’all do. Life at home also sideways so just want to thank all of you for your thoughts and comments on the rivebrog. Suspect there’s a lot of us out here who follow these not for the games but all your comments
Happy to have you, hope you stick around.
(You’re not Britt Reid are you? You have to tell us if you’re Britt Reid.)
That Doritos ad sucked but i did like the fine print warning “do not attempt if you’re a 3d person”.
The only 3″ D person I know is Brett Favre.
3 seconds? Generous
HOLY SHIT IT’S 2000 AGAIN
It’s Aussie Open time!
I got 50 on Rod Laver.
I bet on Rod Lover, but it turns out he’s an actor in the adult all-male genre.
My vacuum has a setting called “Max Suction,” which I think must be a colleague of Rod Lover
Balls currently winning the 1st quarter pool.
In Heaven, a second KC championship means a ring for Jovan Belcher’s exit wound.
I haven’t seen anything hit a Hill in the face like that since Tyreek got home and found that his son had spilled milk.
POINTS!
Jesus, did Hardman’s little hard man have a Eugene robinson night last night?
I haven’t heard this much Bunting talk since the Junior Prom planning committee meeting.
The Buccaneers last two drives have stalled, the same way Britt Reid’s car would have stalled if he had a Breathalyzer on his ignition, right before he drove into that other car, resulting in life-threatening injuries to a 5-year-old child.
Banner! Not on the site but under the Jovan Belcher memorial plaque at Chiefs HQ.
Me all two weeks before Supe: “BET THE OVER!!!!”
Me Three Plays Into Supe: “I’ve made a huge mistake.”
A buddy of mine is celebrating 10 years sober today.
I’m having wings and a 7.1% abv beer, so to each their own.
Well I know your buddy’s name isn’t “Britt Reid”.
He hit a kid with his car.
Huzzah to him, seriously.
good on you for sticking with your friend.
those who go clean have an unfortunate tendency to lose touch with their non sober friends
He’s a great dude.
HAIL BLEERGH
Free play BLEERGH!
Damn, Suh got a wedgie
Tyreek Hill looking for a hole to hit like his kids.
“Look, hitting kids isn’t that big a deal.” — B. Reid
Some more fun B-2 Bomber facts for you: It can carry sixteen B83 thermonuclear bombs, each with a yield of up to 1.2 megatons, the most powerful nuclear device in America’s arsenal. Slim Pickens would be proud
Can muppets get COVID? Guess we’re gonna see if Sesame Street is a hotspot.
Oscar’s the only one who practices social distancing.
He can’t smell or taste anyways.
Not sure how a cloth mask works when you are made of cloth
It’s called skin, Zymm..
You usually tan skin into leather before you wear it, but they would just be wearing raw cloth
If Bert gets it, Ernie is screwed. Also he’ll get sick.
I don’t know about you, but whenever there’s a 4 and space involved I might be a bit hesitant.
Noticed it said nothing about bringing you back
Hellraiser 4 was good, and Leprechaun 4 was the last good leprechaun film before be went to the hood
I had a new DFO gif made, but I can’t find it, so I’ll just do it acapella
How…….
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the
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FUCK
. YOU
DOING
BOYS!!!?!
Space can suck my ass.
(And it would.)
total vacuum ain’t nothin’ ta fuck with
Haven’t seen any of those non-NASA rockets not crash yet. Fuck that shit, not going.
Yeah! More pajama movies!
Hey man, the footie pajamas are COZY.
Brady crushed in the pocket like a Xanax during an aggressive body search.
Or like a tablet of Adderall belonging to Britt Reid before he goes for a drive and almost murders a child.
aww, yeah, RTD with the assist!
Did everyone see Brady’s sack? It was sagging and wrinkled.
Ahhh, there it is, the old Brady got sacked rush
Still no bailout flag. There goes my prop bet.
Pound that bitch
Add a comma, and you can encourage someone to drink heavily.
Or tell someone which person owes you money, and how much.
“What about us?”
-?
Puppybowl is hard hitting this year
It’s nice of Tampa to thank the health care heroes by letting everyone loose without masks and allowing them continued opportunities to be heroes.
It’s an experiment to see if COVID can cancel out MRSA or other STDs
VIRUS CAGEMATCH
Hey, guys, did you know that tom brady is old?
So that movie’s about him? SPOILER ALERT
Interesting. Is he considered one of the better QBs? Has there been any discussion of this topic?
Anybody watching this game? It’s a tie so far!
Fell asleep in the bathtub. More booze? Snacks? More booze? More booze? Not sure what I should do.
Have booze while you decide what snack to have. Everything flows from there.
That sounds like the right order.
Depends, what else was in the bathtub when you fell asleep?
Check your will. Make sure no new changes have been made recently
Booze, snack, hobokill, booze.
Tampa’s had five Super Bowls? That seems like a lot.
The strip club bonus helps.
New M. Nyte Shamalamadingdong movie looks good in the commercial.
The twist is the sand was in their crack before they got to the beach
Damn that covid webcam gouging got logitech a super bowl commercial
Wormhole Beach, from M. Night Shamaylan.
What a twist!
They’re still letting that jerk off direct movies?
Roman Polanski? I thought he was dead.
No, you’re thinking of the kid Britt Reid hit with his car. The kid’s not dead, though. Only very badly hurt.
Possible brain damage!
Britt Reid didn’t rape any underage girls, but he did drunkenly hit a kid with his car.
Redshirt’s bet took a hit on that one.