Let’s wipe the slate clean the way Andy Reid uses lettuce as a napkin to wipe his mouth during a meal and then eats said napkin/lettuce afterwards. Look, it’s a form of recycling and he’s trying his best.
Well, all of our pleading, begging, crying, complaining, caterwauling, gnashing and swearing has come down to this-the likeable dude vs. the mangy old faux-vitamin seller. Damn, by the time we get to the second half it’ll be past Brady’s bedtime! But anyway, you dropped by here to interact with the lovely folks that inhabit the site, make dick jokes and say goodbye to another footed ball season so I’ll just throw some giblets out there (Petey King calls them nuggets and nuggets are gross) and we’ll be on our way.
TO THE (LAST) GAME!
Chiefs/Bucs:
-Shoutout to K.C.’s DC who goes by the name of “Spags”. He was the one who devised the Giants extraordinary upset of the undefeated ’07 Pats (remember, Tabula?) with heavy pressure from the defensive line. This time around he doesn’t have talent there but he does have some in the secondary. So he’s come up with a dime package that uses 6(!) db’s. He runs that D 44% of the time as opposed to the league average of 10%. Wherever the playmakers are, he plays to their strengths and finds a way to be effective. Much respect to that fella.
-Bucs dl Vita Vea was one of only two interior lineman that had a 20%+ pass rush success rate before he went down with an injury. This matters because…
-After losing Eric Fisher in the AFC Title Game, the Chiefs now only have one offensive lineman that they started week 1 with. (center Austin Reiter)
-Cb Carlton Davis had a nightmare last evening. It involved re-living his week 12 debacle vs. Tyreek Hill when he gave up 203 yards receiving in a little over 15 minutes. Since Mahomes became the starter Hill has 19 TD’s on passes thrown over 20 yards-that’s 6 more than the next guy.
-A difference maker goes by the name of Honey Badger-during the win over the Browns he allowed -5 yards receiving and an interception on 6 targets.
-The Bucs D has allowed the least number of rushing TD’s in the entire league at a measly 12. Dalvin Cook was the only dude that ran for over 100 yards against them and he barely accomplished it at 102.
-In all of Patty’s playoff games he has 21 TD’s combined and only 2 INT’s. Tom Brady sucks dog’s balls on a regular basis.
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How is this better than, say, Foo Fighters?
It’s more malleable?
Less foo being fought?
bring back Prince
Prince in his current condition would be more entertaining.
Dead Prince is still more talented than all of us put together
Obligatory. FF to 3:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
(Embiggened, as he deserves)
With Tom Petty and Michael Jackson. Sponsored by the pharmaceutical industry.
The best SB halftime ever.
Needs more Demerol
Are those elevator shoes
The steak continues! 24-years and counting of not watching the Halftime Show
But you miss out watching some lame ass pop singer
wish aew had a “halftime heat” this year
Oh hell yes, this passion fruit/grapefruit sour is IT
Which one?
Shady Oak PFG
See y’all in a bit, gotta switch over to an auto show I DVR’d earlier.
Remember the Bud Bowl? It’s like that, but with BEERGH.
If they don’t calm Tyrann Mathieu down during Halftime, he’s going to retire both himself and Brady with a dirty hit.
That works for me.
I like Mathieu though
Please proceed
[immediately starts flicking the Chiefs locker room lights on and off]
If Brady hits back, then we’d have a game for the ages.
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I still have to shovel after this game.
Fuck
It will still be there tomorrow……
And in a month or two it will be gone all on its own.
I’m thinking of getting a giant magnifying glass to melt the snow for me.
Even CBS has said too much flagkakke.
BLEERGH FEASTS
Is today the day I finally find out who or what “The Weekend” is? …No.
He CanCon from America’s upstairs
The Weeknd.
It’s what everybody is working for.
—Loverboy
Remember when the Bears and Steelers were in this year’s playoffs?
Don’t forget the Team
Dear commissioner Goodell,
if your making me feel bad for the team that employs Tyreek Hill and Britt Reid,
THEN YOURE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING WRONG!
You seem to be assuming that there are fewer shitheads and less responsibility for hurting kids on other teams.
there’s a green bay joke in here somewhere
How far is Tampa bay from Atlanta?
Mmm 6 hrs or so
“I can drive it in four.” — B. Reid
28-3 minus 6 plus 2 is 21-6, it’s right there people!
Local ad for Red McCombs car dealerships. Hard to remember he used to own the Vikes. And his house is just up the road from Lee High School, where Tommy Kramer played ball.
I remember.
Marky Mark has car dealerships here in Columbus. The commercials are like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Friend of mine just texted “Brady can finish in 1 minute, 10 seconds? I feel bad for Gisele.”
“Oh Tommy, I cum so hard!!!:
“Yeah, that’s nice and all Tom, but what about me?” – Giselle
She looks like she can take charge. Must be that Nazi blood.
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I have some cointreau here; not sure how I use it.
Margaritas.
I also recently started adding a bit to bourbon on the rocks. Sort of an old fashioned variant, but I’m sure it has an actual name.
Add lemon juice to that and it’s a Sidecar
Got a syringe? Mainline.
Dirty little secret: it’s just triple sec
Kamekaze!
There‘s your Sweet Victory. A bit late.
Oh, great! Another CBS crime drama I’ll never watch!
Man, I really want Reid to lose and look bad doing it, but if Brady could somehow get some of his internal organs rearranged in the second half I would be much happier.
YES. Let’s see Yo Gabbert Gabbert sling it around in the second half to earn that ring.
I’ll never subscribe, but the Paramount ads at least have a lot of familiar faces.
The Beavis and Butthead ad actually made me chuckle.
I really wanted Butthead to say “hey baby” to samara
Now can just hope for is there a doctor in the house joke from the weekend
BUCS are ROCKING!!!!
hahaha wow
is this how Seahawks fans felt about superbowl XL?
Sort of. The rushing td out of the half was the back breaker though.
Yes. The entire football world laughing at the fix being obvious and in.
Mi hope Beavis leg humps Young Sheldon.
Maybe he’ll cornholio the young man.
(finishes some veal saltimbocca)
Ohhh, half time.
Now, it would be interesting to see Tampa pull a “28-3” type of self dick shooting in the 2nd half.
KC is 2 TDs down and has Mahomes. I’m not running out and betting the mortgage on Tampa Bay winning.
i would ask all the brady fans I know how they can defend this blatant bias, but their all fucking trump supporters, so they’re used to ignoring reality
Honeybadger does care
Doink?
These refs are making me want to root KC.
Just crazy that a team coached by noted disciplinarian Andy Reid could absolutely lose its collective shit like this. Gosh, I sure hope that they’re weren’t any distractions over the last few days that might have taken their attention away from the game, especially on the defense, where all the penalties are coming from.
THESE REFS, I CALL THEM BUDDY’S HAMSTER, BECAUSE THEIR SO FAR UP HIS ASS.
BREAKING NEWS – TAMPA HAS JUST BEEN AWARDED THE WORLD CUP
I’m now VERY SUSPICIOUS that the AFC Championship game was called as “sticky” coverage but now that BRADY is the QB on the opposite side… the NATIONAL COVERAGE is saying the Chiefs are KNOWN for holding receivers !
and yeah I’m a Bills fan.
These nonsense flags are proof LADYREFS haven’t got the control to officiate an NFL game.
Bet she’s calling it because she thinks Brady’s cute
This game is not going how I thought
I’m unsportsmanlike conduct, pointing out the bias of the refs
Antonio Brown TD catch. What a journey for this scumbag.
Meh, he will end up broke living under a bridge. Good.
Gronk, now AB. Next is Fournette with a TD
“Someday, when Brady is gone, these refs will all be yours, Russell.”
-R. Goodell
ha ha yeah white
Never gonna happen.
How is that PI and not holding? Oh right.
We all live to suck Brady’s dick, Jeem
I’m in the bathtub, can’t see the game, but I can hear the refs tanking for Tommy.
“What are you wearing?”
Poopy suit, what else?
BLEEERGH is on a roll
The Super Bowl, live from a Floridian Retirement Community, featuring midwesterners shitting the bed!
Uncatchable ball but its Brady so PI
“Flag” football.