I’m going to assume this happened because of the [DFO] Mock Draft, because this never comes up (heh) after Sexy Friday.
Quite the user requests, from only the finest online “phramacies”. Such inventive screen names too, with descending interest of values. The only thing that surprised me was that they didn’t automatically upload a photo of a porn star as their picture. (Not knowing any pornstars, I couldn’t imagine the names they’d choose.) I guess AI hasn’t fully mastered replacing humans yet.
Disirregardless, I feel confident that none of the male Commentists at [DFO] need any online assistance in that particular regard. If you do – thankfully, the internet has you covered.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Toronto vs Edmonton – 7:00pm | CBC / Sportsnet / NHLN
- Montreal vs Winnipeg – 10:00pm | CBC / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- New Orleans vs San Antonio – 8:00pm | Sportsnet1
- Dallas vs Brooklyn – 8:30pm | ABC / TSN2
- NCAA:
- Baylor at Kansas – 8:00pm | ESPN
- USC at Utah – 8:00pm | ESPN2
- Loyola Marymount at Gonzaga – 10:00pm | ESPN
- UCLA at Colorado – 10:00pm | ESPN2
- Fisticuffs:
- Boxing:
- Super middleweights:
- Anthony Dirrell vs. Kyrone Davis – 8:00pm | FOX
- Super middleweights:
- MMA:
- UFC Fight Night: Rozenstruik vs. Gane
- Prelims – 6:00pm | ESPN+ / TSN5
- Main card – 8:00pm | ESPN+ / TSN5
- UFC Fight Night: Rozenstruik vs. Gane
- Boxing:
- Curling:
- 2021 Scotties Tournament of Hearts:
- Championship Round – 8:30pm | TSN
- 2021 Scotties Tournament of Hearts:
That’s a full docket. And tomorrow’s Sunday Gravy looks particularly tasty, so there’s something to practice up on during the week. Enjoy yourselves.
We watched “On The Rocks” tonight, and apparently we need to talk more.
Why Redshirt is Currently Emotionally Destroyed (non-Sports, Politics, or Pretty Much Life in General Edition):
(30 minutes ago)
“I’m bored. I’ll go on a YouTube Video Walk.”
(5 minutes ago)
“Hey, Five Finger Death Punch’s cover of ‘Gone Away’ has a Music Video. Let’s check it out.”
Five Finger Death Punch – Gone Away (Official Video) – YouTube
The internet was a mistake
Yeah sure. Watch three hours of midget bestiality and try saying that again with a straight face.
Big day of curling at the Scotties tomorrow: Jones (MB) vs. Walker (BC) at 7 am PDT, winner plays Einarson (CAN), winner of that plays Homan (ON) in the final.
To Scotchy’s dismay, I have 69 points in the Scotties pool!
Made fresh pasta tonight, with shrimp in a lemon, butter, garlic, white wine sauce. Fresh pasta is a bit of a pain, but definitely makes a difference.
Was my phone off? I didn’t hear you call to invite me. I made green curry with roasted fingerling taters, carrots, leeks and tofu. Brown rice. I am a fucking hippie.
Weird day. Having some Balvenie.
Really just has to be a day for that.
I made a calzone out of some bread dough, leftover spaghetti meat sauce, and whatever vegetables we had in the crisper.
WineWife asked what I was making, and I said “DFO Sushi”.
She stuck with her turkey bake.
“A sandwich”
Calzones are tacos.
I thought tacos were deconstructed burgers.
This UFC fight reminds me of middle school dances.
Lot’s of dancing, no action, no scoring, and tons of regret.
Every time I’m watching it my wife comes in during some match that has just degenerated into nothing but wrestle-fucking, looks at the TV and says “more gay porn, I see”, and leaves.
Goddamn that was boring. I don’t watch a lot of UFC, and shit like that doesn’t make me want to seek out more.
I am dreading that the Dr. Mrs. “made dinner” which will consist of a “salad” featuring both raw and roasted vegetables.
Are they tossed?
Or moist? Hopefully not flakey.
The frustrating thing is that we have the ingredients for a pretty nice chicken salad. Lettuce, tomato, chicken, croutons. But she’s going to add broccoli and kale and beets to it, I just know it.
Beets are good, though.
Unless you’re enjoying overpriced rapper headphones and you misspelled them, you are incorrect. THEY ARE ALSO NOT A SANDWICH.
Beets *are* good. I just don’t see the need to combine all the components of every meal into a single dish.
Yeah, a good beet salad, with greens and some tiny oranges, (mandarins, maybe?) is really good. I’m not sure I’ve ever had them with a kitchen sink approach, but I am against anything involving kale.
Kale can be okay if you treat it like collard greens.
You mean throw it to the side while you attack your brisket like it insulted your wife?
I concur.
This is exactly how my mother cooks and I am comforted to hear about this mild conflict playing out identically elsewhere
That is not dinner. That is pre-dinner.
I would absolutely start grilling hamburgers after that came out as the main course.
Or call a pizza place, whatevs.
It’s fair play, to be honest. I made it clear to her that if I cook, we’ll eat what I feel like cooking. Same rules apply to her, unfortunately.
Yes, that is true. Then again, she should do what you want since you’re the ma-
(gets winged by frying pan thrown from 50 feet away)
Those Sydney Cummings workouts really work at building upper body strength.
At our house I eat whatever my wife cooks, unless I don’t like it, in which case I fire up the grill or order something. If I cook we wind up going out for dinner, because I have burned the house down.
(My wife is actually a really good cook. I feel like I should make that clear)
((She’s from Niagara Falls, you wouldn’t know her))
She used to live on Clifton Hill, right?
Uhhhhh, yes?
Oh, I know her the summer I hung out by the Sev.
Apparently my animals really like Van Halen cause I put “Panama” on and they both came into the garage.
Just wanted to know where the skunk was.
Gotta love SexiMexi Lesser Footy. Premier League teams? Sponsored by entire countries, multinational banks, and Middle Eastern airlines. Cruz Azul? The local fucking cement company, buddy.
Ice Rams come back from 3-0 to tie Ice Vikings!
Plus: Ice Vikings’ goalie is Kahkonen, pronounced Cock-on-in.
Heading to OverExtraSuddenDeath10thInningTime!
and Ice Rams lose with 0.3 seconds left in OT.
One point is good I guess.
/kicks puppy
That’s so Kings.
Still better than expected this season, but yeah.
I gave up on roundball and am watching Disenchantment instead.
RTD, I know where you live. Adopt a SecksiMexi futbol club and you will have gained 100k friends (plus food!). Million enemies but whatevs. Blue Cruise plays Ponce right now should be really good.
Or Jets Habs.
Did The Rock get all of his relatives jobs in WWE after he left?
You will not besmirch a Calgary Stampeders legend!
I respect the hell out what The Rock did. Guy’s made a mint out of being a pro wrestler and I actually like him as an actor. But I think he has three cousins and a sister on the WWE roster now.
Rockpotism.
Not just him though. His entire family is wrestlers. While the Hart and Rhodes families focus on quality, the Anoa’i family focus on quantity.
Anoa’i family – Wikipedia
For RTD:
https://am.ticketmaster.com/adelaide/global#/
It’s a hell of a deal when you consider that’s in Australian dollars.
Or for Essendon:
https://am.ticketmaster.com/essendon/athome#/
If I was a boxer looking to hire a trainer and the guy I was interviewing was named Sugar Hill, he’s got the job right there.
Wasnt Sugar Hill a chick R and B band in the 90s?
I thought it was a record company or producer, but I’m a 50+ year old white male so, much like Bill Simmons, no one should take anything I say about R&B or rap as authoritative.
As a 40 year old white man I do not stand by my comment, unless it is about Heavy D, the man is a legend.
That was a Level 2 Stomach Punch comment, like when Mr. Miyagi scared off the Cobra Kai guys, as I was discussing with my good friend Jimmy Kimmel the other day. We agreed that nobody denies this.
Christ, he’s such a (insanely rich) asshole.
I can’t remember the last time I read something he wrote, and I certainly don’t listen to his podcast. For all I know, he’s retired all that shtick I just mocked and my comment is as stale as what I was mocking.
It’s been a long while for me as well, but last time I checked in he was still very much at it.
I do give him credit for whatever it was he did to make the 30 for 30 series happen. That’s about the only reason to watch ESPN these days.
Yeah, ESPN
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has really
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gone
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downhill
It was the sugar Hill gang
Thank you 40’s white man from Ontario.
Touché
The fight on Fox is getting very entertaining.
– traitors, January 6th 2011
If the first thing you do after waking up from a pre-game nap is grab a Coors Light, that’s not a cute superstition, that’s a cry for help.
And a rather loud one, at that.
I don’t understand how like 3% coors adequately meets the needs of an addict.
I guess you want to ease into it after you just wake up.
If you need a drink after waking up. Jamesons is your answer.
To paraphrase Beavis, I’m not paying for ESPN3 to lock up and start buffering every six seconds.
Oh, so it’s not just my shitty internet connection?
Mine cut out too. ESPN3 sucks balls.
I’m not paying for ESPN3.
And, done.
I’m just watching, sorry, TRYING TO WATCH because it’s included in my streaming package.
No worries, I don’t kink shame.
I do, but I have an incredibly high threshold for what I consider “kink” so it rarely happens.
found a funny:
Why don’t they just make the whole table out of coaster?
Whoever the gentleman or gentlelady that introduced me to the band Kyuss. Thanks. Very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTW7yqtyxk
A little surprised the [DFO] roster doesn’t have a BonerChamp, even deep down in the prospects….
Can we combine “cheapest genic viagra” with “viagra coupon” and get it, like, free?
We can also buy in bulk to get a better price
If they aren’t paying me it’s a ripoff
I want to skip my workout tonight because I am feeling lethargic, but the reason I am feeling lethargic is because I took a nap. I have literally done nothing today other than make breakfast burritos. And I mean nothing. I didn’t even water the garden.
California livin
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (artist’s conception):
I made the bed? And bacon and eggs for brunch. Filled the birdfeeders. That’s about it, not gonna lie!
Update: I am fixing to empty the dishwasher. Film at 11.
I worked out for you. That’s the good news. The bad news is that now you’ve got a sore muscle in your ass and it hurts to walk, because you’re on the wrong side of 50 and today included a leg workout.
The really good news is that tomorrow’s an off day and it’s supposed to rain, so helloooooooo video games.
What sites were people using for football streaming during the season? Maybe they will have AFLW broadcasts.
It would appear not
https://sports24.stream/
But $150 for all the AFL and AFLW games is a good deal, so just become a digital member.
The site I use does. Check slack.
Could be worse than bots. Could be CPAC attendees
If they fight each other with hammers and saws I’d subscribe
All I can say about the names of these bots is “come on, fhqwhgads…”
Don’t forget the full slate of AFLW games (all times Pacific):
6 PM – Adelaide v St. Kilda
8 PM – Collinwood v Melbourne
10 PM – West Coast v Gold Coast
Any streams available? Only sites I know of are for US sports
Oh man, it would be *awesome* if I could find a stream of the Adelaide game.
There are many of us here with Watch AFL subscriptions.
Not me, though. I am stuck watching a spanish language broadcast of Mavericks vs. Rust Castle Denizens.
Found a stream. Woooooooooooooooo
Absolutely cannot wait to see how the NCAA contorts themselves to get Duke into the tournament. So far my best guess is an incredible run to the ACC tournament title, helped along by some extremely debatable calls at critical moments.
Followed by a matchup against what should be a 16 seed who magically got put into the slot opposite Duke, giving them an easy 1st round win to justify their selection.
Oh I see how it is, the DFO upper class is hogging all the cheap free viagra for themselves!
I’m not sure I’ve ever been so proud of something I was responsible for, and I’m including the birth of my children.
Mrs. Cornblower delivers side-eye.