Your “Being Remembered For Being There” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise:

  • As expected, Britt Reid pleaded not guilty at his formal arraignment hearing on Monday.
    • He was charged with driving while intoxicated causing serious physical injury.
      • He was driving about 84 mph shortly before the collision, according to the onboard computer, and had a blood alcohol level of 0.113 two hours after the crash, according to medical records.
    • He was released on bail, but with a breathalyzer installed in his car.
      • The next hearing will be a pretrial conference on July 22.
  • The expected contract restructuring was announced by the Titans today.
    • To accommodate Julio Jones’ guaranteed $15.3 million salary, the Titans got Ryan Tannehill to convert a bunch of his salary to a signing bonus.
      • Tannehill’s $24.5 million salary was converted into a $15 million signing bonus (money up front) and $9.5 million over the season.
  • As expected, Aaron Rodgers didn’t show up to mandatory minicamp.
    • Missing all three days of mandatory minicamp subjects Rodgers to fines of $93,085.
      • Given his salary is $34.5 million, it’s not much of an incentive to report.
    • The big penalties start in July when training camp officially starts, so then is when we will see who blinks.
      • DON’T LET PETER KING BE RIGHT!
  • Former Giants coach Jim Fassel died Monday, age 71.
    • He was a coordinator under Bill Parcells before striking out on his own, and returned in 1997 to become head coach of the Giants.
      • He recorded a 58-53-1 record over seven seasons, and was their coach when they lost Super Bowl XXXV to the Ravens.

Now, you may have heard that the Canadian federal government has given the NHL an exemption to the quarantine we have set up at the border, so the team that ends up having to come to Canada to play won’t have to wait 14 days before hitting the ice.

Now, since they are playing Les Habs, there is the ability for them to go from Pierre Trudeau airport straight to the Marriott Chateau Champlain, which is right beside the Bell Centre and was the official Montreal hotel of the North division.

And who just happens to help represent part of Montreal in the federal government?

According to the NHL playoff schedule, Montreal will face the winner/survivor of Colorado-Vegas.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Tampa Bay at Carolina – 6:30pm | NBCSN / Sportsnet
      • Game 5 – Tampa leads 3-1
    • Vegas at Colorado – 9:00pm | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
      • Game 5 – series tied 2-2
  • NBA:
    • Hawks at 76ers – 7:30pm | TNT / TSN
    • Clippers at Jazz – 10:00pm | TNT / Sportsnet360
  • MLB:
    • Washington at Tampa Bay – 7:00pm | FS1
    • Blue Jays at White Sox – 8:00pm | Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Women’s World Series: Game 1
      • Oklahoma vs. FSU – 7:30pm | ESPN

Also, TSN2 is showing the 2016 Euro semi-final matches tonight, to help people brush up on who might be favourites.

Just announced: We have a Euro 2020/1 pool! Password is “futbol”. Enter it and you could win a gently used fleshlight! Follow the link here to register. I promise you will just be slightly disappointed.

We also have opened up a South America Euros pool. link here, password is also “futbol”.

Otherwise, it looks like a good playoff-watching evening. I wish we got that NCAA tourney up here, because that softball tournament sounds like it’s been gangbusters.

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yeah right

Day 3 of call in jury duty and no reporting for service yet.

Two more days of fingers crossed.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Are you trying to avoid your civic duty?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s your civic duty to bang the booty.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s my credo.

yeah right

Nope. Calling in every day. Just really hope I don’t have to go to the Compton courthouse.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d be so fucking jazzed if I was a D.C. resident facing the prospect of an insurrectionist trial.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just want to say good work today. I learned more from DFO than work/life, and there was some quality sharing around these parts. Now open the clubhouse back up so i can see what’s left in the liquor cabinet.

Mr. Ayo

The freezer is empty. I’ve tripled check. No need to look there.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, went to bed an hour ago and I guess I’m so stoked about my car getting worked on that sleep is impossible. So, back to the recliner, 1/8th of a xanax, three 10 mg edibles and a nice Bacardi Limon & Cherry Zero; maybe I’ll drift off here in another 30-60 minutes.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You sound like the Stephen Baldwin Macguyver pothead in half baked.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Great, now I am going have to watch that movie.

Gumbygirl

I went to the farmers market today. Got there late, when people were closing up, so I didn’t have much time. I bought some nice shitakes, some white cheddar, and a tub of toum. Completely random, but I will eventually use all of them.

Dunstan

Weirdest Quickfire Challenge ever

Viva La Tabula Raza

Most shitakes I see are usually posted on twitter.
Honestly, whenever I see that word I never think “shi-tah-key” at first reading.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Apple needs to make the people in that commercial uglier if they expect me to be upset about them following me.

litre_cola

19 entrants in the Euroball comp, 7 in the Sud Americana comp although that was launched this morning.

Brick Meathook

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Brocky

Fuck it, let’s go crazy

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Sharkbait
Viva La Tabula Raza

It occurs to me that if I end up having to move back to Massachusetts, I can jump on the T at Mansfield and head up to Boston and visit with Sharkbait (of course I would first have to take the wrong train and end up at TF Green down in Warwick). And go visit my high-spectrum nephew at UConn Med in Hahtfud and mix in a visit with Horatio. Are there any other New England denizens on this board?

Mr. Ayo

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ballsofsteelandfury

Bless you!!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Is it Friday already? Yay!

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Goddammit Avs. Get your shit together.

I can’t wait for the Kraken to get here so I can go back to having no hope with my favoUrite team.

Mr. Ayo

Fucking asshats. Enjoy your offseason.

Sharkbait

I still think I’m about to be put on waivers any day now.

That’s bad

But I had another phone call this morning, which brings the total number of places interested in me to 8.

That’s good

I just hope the frogurt isn’t cursed in my case.

Senor Weaselo

No, but it has potassium benzoate.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can i go now?

Brocky

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Sorry balls, forgot my sexiness

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re excused.

Brocky

So to counter everything else, i had a fun weekend. Went to the first wedding in forever, saw a bunch of people I hadn’t seen in over a year.

My female cousin was marrying a musician she had met when he was working on some months before covid. They kept in touch through social media, and when he was out of work cuz of the cruise line shitting shutting down, he decided to come to indiana to move into her place. They were gonna have a courthouse wedding, but decided to wait a few more months once the vaccine was announced.

Did I mention the lad is Colombian? The reason I bring this up is that I apparently i didn’t realize how kickass a latin wedding was going to be after a year lockup. There was Colombian food, there was Colombian music, there was Colombian alcohol, there was Colombian women who were salsa dancing, and I wasn’t related to a single one of them!

I also didn’t realize how involved the groom’s band would be. (Hes the guitarist) Not only did he play half of the reception, but he also wrote a song for his vow, made my poor cousin cry because her cuz she felt upstaged. She was like “you wrote this beautiful song and I just got these few lame paragraphs on a piece of paper.

NGL, I’m super jealous of how cool this guy is. He can apparently play every classic rock song from memory. He played elvis, Beatles, stones, Metallica and absolutley killed it playing Santana, who is apparently his idol. During the couple’s second dance he pulled out a microphone and started singing Sinatra, and whipped out a pair of shades.

Another great moment occurred the night before, where he was playing journey while the bride and her sister sang. What made it most memorable was as I was recording it, I noticed my cousin’s son (kid is about eleven) wander into frame, and seeing that he was distracted, I took the opportunity to shove him into the pool. Got the whole thing on video. (Granted he had just gotten out of the pool, but still, it was fucking funny.)

May we put this year of shittiness behind us and have a summer of greatness!

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice!

Senor Weaselo

Did he play Stairway?

WCS

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Brocky

I have zero doubt in his ability too

Mr. Ayo

Sounds like you should have married him.

Brocky

I couldn’t help but think of the scene from HIMYM where Robin comes back from vacation with Gabriel Inglasias and Marshall can’t help but have a crush on him.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Columbia, huh?
*nostrils start twitching*

Wakezilla

Jonathan David is now 6th in Canadian MNT scoring. He’s 21 years old.

He’ll be in the Premier League this season or next.

litre_cola

I was so cold in the parking lot of the Rose and Crown, but it was worth it.

Senor Weaselo

Holy shit, 5 runs! Even funnier, run 4 scored on a FC error, run 5 scored on a FC. And then a hit with RISP… that doesn’t score a run.

For the record, the Dirt Giants have not scored 5 innings in a non-Manfredball game since May 27th. They have not scored 6+ runs since the 22nd. They have not scored 10 since April 30th.

It will still not be 10, as Stanton grounds into a DP. Which means 2/15 with RISP, neither of the hits drove in a run, but a whole bunch of other stupid shit happened because in fairness, it’s the Twins, and weird shit happens.

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Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

I got some fancy lavender balsamic vinegar over the weekend, and it’s strawberry season, so toss both those things on some vanilla ice cream and yummy

Redshirt

Well, on the bright side, the Reds cost the Brewers a Save Opportunity.

Senor Weaselo

Your 2021 Yankees. 3 runs with RISP, and here’s how they scored:

-Walked a run in
-Wild pitch
-Sac fly

Hits with RISP? Ha!

Redshirt

Better than my team. I guess with the Worker Shortage, the Reds have no Long Relievers or even Middle Relievers.

Viva La Tabula Raza

How are they doing with beer and peanut vendors? Got plenty?

Redshirt

I doubt it. The local Amusement Park actually had to cut hours because it doesn’t have enough workers to keep Kings Island open until 10PM. Stupid COVID-19’s gonna cost me riding The Beast at night.

The Beast HD Night Ride Front Seat On Ride POV & Review Great Wood Coaster At Kings Island – YouTube

Doktor Zymm

Are teenagers not doing summer jobs anymore?

Redshirt

I’m thinking its the vaccine. Teenagers were the last to be vaccinated and parents are probably allowing them to take the summer off just to be safe.

This is why you restart the car in 1st gear and not 4th. You can’t start in 4th gear, but you’ll most likely stall and eventually break the car.

Viva La Tabula Raza

The internal shift linkage on the 4 speed in the Corvette cratered on me once and I had to drive home about 40 miles with 4th gear only. Fortunately I had low gears in the rear end (4.10:1) and no permanent damage was incurred.

Senor Weaselo

Someone posted on a game thread:
Past two weeks with RISP: 96 PA, 32% K rate, 41 wRC+, .473 OPS, .203 SLG, .139 BA

And I’m not sure if that includes 1/11 tonight.

Gumbygirl

Is anyone going to tell him they scored 3 runs?

Redshirt

Its the Yankees; if they’re not winning a World Series, than no one is happy.

Senor Weaselo

That’s true, that’s a bonanza considering the last two months.

Mr. Ayo

*JackO reacts reasonably*

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s very strange that the Jazz painted their court to match their opponents’ uniforms.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Go home Rikki you’re drunk.

Wait, I am home. And I’m *not* drunk.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I hate to be whiny, but I had to vent somewhere; no one at my house to share with except the dog. I won’t be offended if y’all TL/DR this…

2021 has been quite a circus for me. January was good, insofar as after 11 months of working at it, I was able to transfer from the construction division back to where I belong in environmental cleanup, as of 31 Jan. My official title is now “Hydrogeologic Conceptual Site Model Project Manager.” Fancy! The big thing that has come up in my 8 year absence doing construction is this emergent contaminant called PFOS/PFOA, which was used in firefighting foam for decades, and which environmental folks will use to extend their perceived usefulness for another decade or two. That shit was used at the fire training areas at ALL the bases, and is toxic, and is contaminating groundwater both on and off base. So I’ll be working that until I retire or die. I’m supervising the cleanup of this new contaminant as well as drinking water supplies at Fairchild AFB WA, Malmstrom AFB MT, Mountain Home AFB ID, Joint Base Maguire/Dix/Lakehurst NJ, Moody AFB GA, and Robins AFB GA. I went to college 35 years ago with the guy I’m replacing, he’s been one of my best friends ever since, so the turnover is pretty painless. He’s the same age as me and is retiring at the end of July. So far it looks like a Maytag Repairman type job to me, which is just fine for running out the career clock.

One of the conditions of my transfer was that I had to see a couple of my construction projects across the finish line, but they are both having all kinds of problems and it’s dragging out and driving me crazy.

It looks like the nerve damage to my feet may be permanent. I can’t get around very well for very long, but am still able to take care of the necessary things without any help (grocery, liquor store, wine bar, rolling the trash barrel out to the street, etc). I don’t know if anyone here remembers the pics I posted of my 64 Corvette Roadster and my 65 Impala SS. The feet thing has effectively made it so I can’t do any of the real work needed to put the Impala back on the street, so I hired this restoration shop to put it back together and they will go forward with the “restoration” of the car; they picked it up today and for the first time in 2 years my Lexus lives in the garage again. Because of my feet, I can no longer confidently drive a manual, so I’m working with the same shop to try and work out a deal to send the Vette to a new home. Only 15 miles from my house… http://www.valorrestorations.com/home.html

I was notified last Friday by my pool man of 8 years that he’s retiring, and so now I’ve got to find a suitable replacement. Fuck! He was an independent, and I think he really undercharged me (he never asked for a raise, though I gave him several myself over the years unprompted). So, I expect I will be paying more once I get someone lined out. At least my Honduran exchange student is still going strong on cutting the lawn and other handyman tasks around the estate.

I had to go to a funeral for a co-worker’s wife last week, that’s never fun, especially when the person is the same age as you. She was diagnosed with cancer in January and made it through the end of May (she decided not to go through with chemo or other treatments). The church that it was held at is 4/10ths of a mile from my house, so it would have been a real dick move not to attend. The last suit I bought was several years ago when I weighed 100 lbs more than I do now, so I went in nice work clothes so I didn’t look like a sack of potatoes or Donald Trump (it’s even blue, though I have no red tie…). Fortunately, I was not the most casually dressed among the attendees.

Old navy buddy of mine called me out of the blue last month, hadn’t seen or spoken with him since I went to Seattle in 2009. It was nice to do a little reminiscing and bagging on our mutual shipmate that turned into a real RWNJ. Despite the guy’s politics, I have to give him credit for turning me on to Oingo Boingo back about 1983 or so… He’s a Seahawks fan, so we have had some interesting text conversations over the years. comment image?w=500&h=279&zoom=2

About a half dozen of the trees in my yard, all non-native, are not leafing out since the big freeze. They are not completely dead, and the tree surgeon suggested waiting a year to see if they recover before calling in the chain saw squad.

I’m really glad I am able to WFH, and will be able to continue to do so through at least the fall. My old chow mix has really bad arthritis and it’s painful to watch her try to get around. But as long as I’m home to look after her and she isn’t shitting or pissing in the house, it’s a stay of execution. I really don’t feel like going through the whole puppy training thing and keeping a dog in the fence and not getting out and killing the neighbor’s chickens and goats. When Gertrude shuffles off this mortal coil, I reckon I’m going to have to hunt for a middle aged dog at the shelter. But I will have to have a dog or I will lose my sanity sitting in this giant house by myself (3300 sf, I’m like a BB in a boxcar).

I’m not even going to talk about coups and insurrections and shit.

litre_cola

Glad you can still go to the wine bar!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yep, started easing back into it a couple months ago when they re-opened the actual bar. Still pretty Trumpy down there, but I usually am able to visit with some of my fellow liberal denizens.

ballsofsteelandfury

I read through the whole thing and the thing that struck me the most was the Honduran foreign exchange student.

So many questions but I guess I’ll limit myself to one: Were they all out of Scandinavian au pairs?

Brocky

Something tells me your excessive time on the internet has led you unrealistic expectations of how people’s day jobs work

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Absolutely.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Nah, I just call him that, he is a mojado from down there. He got deported a couple years ago but he was back in a few months.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Can he take over for the pool stuff? Having done that job myself I’m pretty sure any idiot can be trained on the basics.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Previous guy made it trouble-free, he even provided the chemicals. As a TexMex-pidgin-speaking person, I don’t fancy teaching a non-English speaker about chemicals. I’ve got a line on a couple potential replacements, my dealer also owns a landscaping company and he knows a number of pool guys.

BeefReeferLives

Viva: You have to put chlorine in the water every day to keep it clean.
Exchange Student: El chloro, eh?

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Brocky

Damn.

That sucks. I thought the retired childfree life was easy.

The nerve damage is just flat out unfair to anybody

Viva La Tabula Raza

yeah, I am still getting my head wrapped around the probability that I am going to end up with the wheelchair on my license plate instead of the blue placard for the rearview mirror. With no kids to look after me I may have to throw myself on the mercy of my cousins and their sons (my “nephews”) up in Mass at some point.

litre_cola

First time I have seen sons and mass in the same sentence and it wasnt a lawsuit.

Sharkbait

I have nerve damage in one foot. It sure as shit isn’t pleasant. I feel you there.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay but when are you going to get to the whining part?

/no sarcasm intended – perhaps my threshold has shifted but what I’m seeing here is just life stuff. It’s not super happy, but it’s not even sniffing “whining” in my book.

Viva La Tabula Raza

See, perhaps that’s subconsciously why I posted it, maybe get an opinion based upon a different perspective.
The only real bad thing that overlays all my bitching is the medical issue with the feet, everything else can be got through with patience.

ArmedandHammered

Read the entire thing as well, catching up on someone’s life 8s never TLDR for me. You are older than I, not by all that much so your experiences are giving me a hint of things to come. Although my neuropathy is my left hand and just starting in my right.

Senor Weaselo

All I know of those locations is Lakehurst, because I play at Lake Terrace all the time.

Viva La Tabula Raza

There’ll be a hot time in
Lakehurst New Jersey
When the Hindenburg comes in
To-niiiiiiight!
A-cha-cha-cha!

BeefReeferLives

Wow. Even though this is a rather friendly board, it takes guts to put it all out there like you did. I admire your courage, and hope your issues with your feet don’t get too much worse.
I am probably looking at a similar situation. I have a history of the diabeetus in my family, and have noticed tingling & weird pains in my feet lately.
Your comment reminds me that I need to get to a Doc to have that looked at, so thank you for posting this.

SonOfSpam

Ohtani just hit it 470 feet.

That’s far.

Don’t hang a curve to Ohtani.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yesterday was more fun, but today was also a good day for DFO on twitter.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This was yesterday’s heavy hitter, ICYMI.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love how snarky our Twitter account is.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We got blocked by Congressman Mo Brooks with just a single tweet!

SonOfSpam

Badge o motherfucking honor.

You are doing the (dark) lord’s work.

Redshirt

Step down from your high horse, Rikki. This is the 2021 Republican Party. You can get blocked for far far less than that!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Unless you participate or help foment treasonous attacks on Federal property and try to upend the constitution. That’s ok.

BeefReeferLives

Blocked after just one? That means you’re doing something right. I don’t twit/tweet, but glad to know you are there blasting the hypocrites in our stead…

Thank you for your service!

Redshirt

Either that or he picked an interesting time to come out of the LGBTQ+ closet.

“If I’m going out, I’m going out true to my identity!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Horatio’s response was also extremely well-received. I am starting to seriously consider “Great Confederate Drag Race” pub crawl.

BeefReeferLives

That IS great. ‘Cause HISTORY, ya know. Hilarilous..

Goddammit, you are making me (a luddite who generally hates FB & Twitter) consider getting a twitter account just to watch the fun….

Redshirt

We have a twitter account? That scares me a bit.

Either way, I’m more of a history nut when it comes to social media.

Capt. Joseph Daniel Votto (@CaptJosephVotto) / Twitter

SonOfSpam

Fast Eddie’s so far into the closet he can see Narnia.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Please continue to post DFO tweets. I am not a member of Twitter and subsist solely on reposts.

BeefReeferLives

Agreed wholeheartedly. That was some mighty fine smart assery right there..

litre_cola

Parking lot erupts. Alfonso Davies is good at footballing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know why I’m not paying more attention to this roundball game, it’s actually quite good.

Redshirt

Reds’ starting pitcher pull his groin the not fun way after 3 dirt periods, and the manager is determined to burn through this entire bullpen for the rest of the game.

King Hippo

I appreciate the #BFIB shitting themselves early enough in the night to allot me some booky-book time.

Redshirt

At least you guys are great hosts. We tried to give that game away on Sunday, but your team insisted on getting 4-game swept.

King Hippo

swept The Right Way obvs

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So the HBO folks are talking about extending the shoot to three nights instead of two.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It sounds like Thandie Newton might be murdering somebody right in my driveway.

litre_cola

Scotchy was with me in the parking lot the whole time.

SonOfSpam

She is lovely, even/especially while murdering someone.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Can we vote on who she kills?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sure, but as is the new custom here in the U.S., she probably won’t honor the results if she doesn’t want to.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

However, given that her mom was an immigrant to England, perhaps I can suggest a candidate that would be satisfactory to everyone.

herodotus450

“Carolina, you claim to be the #1 seed. We’ve determined (opens envelope) that’s a lie!”
/Tampa Bay goes crazy

litre_cola

I am currently in a parking lot outside a pub with tables and a huge tv in 13 °C to watch Canada play……checks notes… Suriname!

We win we get Haiti, then yous from down south of us.

First pint of beer in a pub in months. The inside of the pub is closed, hence the fenced parking lot.

ballsofsteelandfury

/ does math

55 F, eh? Are ya wearing a sweatshirt, LA-style?

litre_cola

I do have a hoodie on!

King Hippo

The Dirt #ThePauls should change their nickname to the Engines. That way, the grandpas’ ears of Ohio could just pretend nothing has changed.

Redshirt

…or they could change their logo to the outline of India and keep the name just to troll people.

King Hippo

I mean, the in-between innings dance numbers would be a fine watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EySm81Q6qIU

SonOfSpam

Is “Drunken Indians” still problematic?

King Hippo

as long as u make it CLEER u meen casino not Slurpee smh

Brick Meathook

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Redshirt

Unfortunately there is no “truth in advertising” loophole in racist team names. Besides, if teams had to be named based on “truth in advertising”, the teams I would be following would be called the Cincinnati Big Market AAAA Club and the Cincinnati NFL League Minimum Waiver Wires.

ballsofsteelandfury

Am I an asshole for thinking that paying $190 for the cheapest concert ticket at a stadium is insane?

The bands are below but it’s one fucking day, not a multi day festival. I think it’s outrageous.
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scotchnaut

I think it’s insane that anyone would want to give Morrissey one single penny of their money.

King Hippo

His was the last concert I ever attanded. And likely will stay that way. He put on a good show back then, and it was before his…raycess phase.

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh, he’s always been xenophobic. It’s just lately that people have realized that outsiders tend to be… “darker” than your average Englishman.

King Hippo

Bah Gawd, it’s the Cecil Rhodes batsignal!

litre_cola

Late tho the party but Scotchy nails it.

Redshirt

Depends on who is playing, where in the stadium/arena you are (can you see the band and maybe the circumstances (retirement tour, New Year’s Eve, etc.).

But for this list, yeah, $190 is too much. Maybe $100, but that’s pushing it.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s the cheapest General Admission seat at the Rose Bowl which means it’s metal bleachers on the opposite end zone of the stage. You will need binoculars to see the bands or simply look up at the Jumbotron.

Redshirt

If I’m paying $190 to watch the jumbotron, I demand to have the remote so I can change the channel when they get to songs/bands I don’t like

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

NINE FUCKING FITTY TAX INCLUDED!!!

Brick Meathook

I was at this show and had an identical ticket (this image is from the internet). $1.50 Ticketron charge was tacked on mine.

Gumbygirl

Ugh, no thanks! And I really can’t understand the kind of monster who thinks Morrissey should be the headliner when Blondie is there.

Gumbygirl

And the English Beat! Shameful.

Fronkenshteen

27 bands in one day? Are there multiple stages?

Viva La Tabula Raza

If not, then each band is going to be able to play one or two songs, tops.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“GO BACK TO YOU OWN COUNTRY!” – Morrissey, or me to Morrissey
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Viva La Tabula Raza

I saw Dale Bozzio at some bar in SA in about 1999 or so. She looked pretty grim at that time, maybe she got her shit together and she’s now jamming in Joe’s Garage with her ex-hubby Terry and Warren Cuccurullo

King Hippo

Jim Fassel always looked like he needed to take a dump.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That’s why we’re cleaning beaches this summer…” – Corona voiceover

Next shot shows someone in a “volunteer” shirt.

So *you’re* not really cleaning the beaches, are you, Corona.

ballsofsteelandfury

One of the first activities I want to do when I rejoin society is a beach cleanup day.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Sponsored by a beer that has a somewhat fraught brand name.

scotchnaut

As a Giants fan, I’ve witnessed more than a few unexpected victories. This one surprised the hell out of me. Fassel (he was a sorta conservative ‘run-first’ fella that year) let Collins throw the ball and it caught everyone (including the Vikes) flat-footed. One of the most brilliant game plans I’ve ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOGlc9fDJLs&t=1s&ab_channel=NewYorkGiants

Redshirt

I remember that game. Everyone was so assured that Minnesota would win they all but had one of the Super Bowl endzones painted purple. Unfortunately, that resulted in Art Modell getting his Super Bowl ring the year with the old Browns same year the expansion Browns returned.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Me and a buddy watched that at some ungodly hour live on Armed Forces TV at Incirlik AB in Turkey. We were drunk, and surprised at the outcome as well.

Redshirt

Here’s my weekly “I’m not dead/incarcerated/hospitalized/brainwashed” check-in post until the NFL season restarts. Also, I found this story on CNN that is very enlightening on Trump’s mental landscape. Its like his real feelings are coming out by his setlist.

Trump’s ‘ironic’ rally soundtrack stuns Keilar and Berman (cnn.com)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I saw an episode of Quantum Leap where they showed a blurred out full frontal shot of Terry Farrell on Comet channel, and I just want to see if there was an uncensored version of that scene. They could’ve gotten away with it. It was NBC early-90s. Besides Cheers, no one really watched that channel until the mid-90s.

scotchnaut

I care about Wings. And McCartney as well. This tune is so compositionally strange and thar be a odd video to boot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRCgueckAXE&ab_channel=SoyLaloRobles

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think this is my favorite deep cut from the Macca.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnxk0UkVQa4

Senor Weaselo

Irony in the soundtrack? What, did he use the Strong Badathlon “Togetherness” song?
https://youtu.be/9PZmArareDA?t=166

ArmedandHammered

Holy shit, that soundtrack had me laughing my ass off.