Your “What’s On?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

It’s that shitty part of June, where the weather has one last bad mood to get rid of before the summer can truly begin. Luckily, in BC our vaccination numbers are 75% at first dose, so we are well on the way to hopefully being able to leave the house by August.

The beautiful part about the Euros, as least for us shut-ins on the Best Coast, is that you can start a sports-watching day right when you wake up. There’s always going to be something on.  Starting at 8:45am, there are games every two hours right through until 5:00pm. Then the Copa starts. Given the lovely Juneuary weather,

there’s absolutely no incentive to go out & do anything of substance.

Hopefully there aren’t more emergency stoppages in the matches; the one this morning was quite enough, thank you. A few people in the morning thread talked about Hank Gathers flashbacks. I remember watching Clint Malarchuk almost bleed to death. Seeing something like that sticks with you.

I could have used some Moose gifs as a distraction, but I guess we’ve turned him away.

Besides, indoors is where my alcohol is, so I’ll pour myself some beers

and

So let’s get watchin’.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Third round starts Sunday afternoon
  • NBA:
    • Utah at LA Clippers – 8:30pm | ABC / Sportsnet
  • MLB:
    • Houston at Minnesota – 7:00pm | FOX
    • San Francisco at Washington – 7:00pm | FOX
    • St. Louis at Chi. Cubs – 7:00pm | FOX
  • Olympic trials:
    • Men’s Platform – 8:00pm | NBC

      Buddy signal activated!
  • Rugby:
    • Toronto Arrows vs. Austin Gilgronis – 8:00pm | TSN2
  • Fisticuffs:
    • MMA:
      • UFC 263 prelims – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN4
    • Top Rank Boxing:
      • Stevenson vs. Nakathila – 10:00pm | ESPN / TSN4

The weigh in was more exciting than usual – no hands, just words.

I’m sold.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why isn’t everyone watching the GWS match?

TheRevanchist

Because my wife is watching a shitty show on HBOMac that’s starring Kate Winslet. This show should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Holy shit balls, this fucking thing sucks.

Game Time Decision

Mare of Easttwon. Its okay

TheRevanchist

Late to the party, but fuck those Soviet bastards.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Which ones in particular?

TheRevanchist

The ones that lost to Belgium. They can suck that dick.

Gumbygirl

See you tomorrow! I predict I will no longer be tied for first in the Euro Cup- wild ass guessing can only take you so far

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I did something tonight i haven’t done in years–had a shower beer.

Way better with a high end beer than college BFC budget beer.

SonOfSpam

Evening. I feel like fighting a guy named Shakur Stevenson is a bad idea, but then I remember a certain Shakur not surviving a beef with a fat guy, so maybe I’d be okay.

Doktor Zymm

I just had an unmasked conversation with strangers in the elevator! Also, the NoMad is super nice. MGM has a partnership with Hyatt, so I got a suite upgrade. There is a bathtub in the bedroom, which is kinda odd, but I dig it

yeah right

Stay away from the 6th bet.

blaxabbath

I made yeah right’s chef series’ James Beard’s 40 cloves and chicken tonight. As the mrs stayed home for much of the pandemic (and my work obligations simultaneously increased), she’s hands down passed me in every cooking department — from grilling to baking and now making breads/pizzas and all around being more capable in the kitchen (while, again, my lack of efforts has atrophied my already-limited skills) — but that recipe is still a consistent winner around here. Not sure it’ll be coming out until the weather gets away from the 111 range again but it’s always nice to remember that I can contribute around here occasionally. And, for that, I owe it all to Sill Bimmons for making DFO the place it is.

RIP Sill.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love that recipe. The Dr. Mrs. does not, which confuses me immensely.

yeah right

There’s a real thing with bones and veins and I never could get past that with my oldest brother.
I love the damn things.

yeah right

I am absolutely goddamn honored!

Gumbygirl

We had a blue heeler about 30 years ago. Her name was Lucy. Very smart dog.

litre_cola

That hairless Mexican dog is nightmare fuel.

litre_cola

What the fuck is a Lhasa Apso guarding you from????

Gumbygirl

Teeny tiny ninjas?

Doktor Zymm

Chin-mask lady chugged a Coors light in the boarding line, then held up the whole line because she was apparently unaware that her kids have to wear masks! I hope she gets drunk on this short flight and provides some free in flight entertainment while setting a poor example for her kids!

WCS

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King Hippo

the Wade Boggs/Boss Hogg mashup was PURE GENIUS

blaxabbath

Why’s a bird gotta take the plane?

WCS

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litre_cola

Bring on the fucking bulldogs!!!

Doktor Zymm

My friend got a bulldog pup back in the late fall, he’s up to 25 lbs by now and he’s super tall and athletic for a bulldog. All white except his stubby little tail is grey, so cute!

Gumbygirl

I had a friend with one. He was the fartiest dog ever. He always looked surprised when he farted, it was really funny.

Doktor Zymm

I know a horse that spooks itself with its own farts, it will never stop being funny 🙂

litre_cola

Tony the pug was robbed by a mop.

Gumbygirl

He was! I do love to watch Pekes run, they kind of trundle.

Gumbygirl

Pug! If you’ve never seen it, there is a cartoon called Mighty Mike that is really good. Mike is a pug who takes his job protecting the house very seriously. It’s really good, we watch it all the time.

litre_cola

Noted!

Doktor Zymm

Like Courage but a pug?

Gumbygirl

He is! He has to defend the house, and a really dumb but cute kitten, from two raccoons who are up to no good! There are three turtles who help him, and a glamorous girl dog who lives next door that Mike is madly in love with. It is really funny, and very well done. Kids like it, but I think grownups get the nuances. It’s like Bullwinkle in that respect.

Doktor Zymm

That sounds excellent!

Gumbygirl

Trust me, you’d love it.

litre_cola

We just made bookmarks. for it. Can’t wait.

Gumbygirl

Let me know what you think!

Doktor Zymm

I like how they mark the plane as “cleaned” when the previous flight is still disembarking. Not even an attempt to pretend, impressive!

Doktor Zymm

And of course, even after the last 17 months, you can be standing in the middle of a big open space and the chin-mask jerk will walk up and stand in your personal space while yelling for their family to join them

Brick Meathook

American Legion Post #46, Culver City CA

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Mr. Ayo

No bucket?

Brick Meathook

I need to introduce that concept here

yeah right

You don’t have to introduce shit man, I love you already.

litre_cola

Those booths are amazing.

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

Classic

Gumbygirl

How many poor defenseless Nauga’s had to die for those booths?

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Viva La Tabula Raza

“Hey, I gotta piss.”
—Guy sitting in the very middle.

Viva La Tabula Raza

My Uncle Charley lived in Culver City from 1935 until he retired to 29 Palms in the early 1970s.

blaxabbath

What’s the deal with drinking at these posts? You gotta be a card carrying member or what? I am pretty sure I’m a lifetime VFW member (not that I can find any proof other than their quarterly mags I receive and immediately toss in my civilian trash can) but I’ve never stepped foot in any of these places for a drink.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol at the new name

Doktor Zymm

I wish there was a class for weird crosses. The barn dog when I was growing up was a Pomeranian/bulldog cross and he was an awesome dog

Gumbygirl

My dog Bear was a lab/pointer mix. We called him an American Good Dog. This is him with his girlfriend Mazzy the golden retriever, who was my neighbor’s dog in Birmingham. She stayed with us while they were vacationing. I had just gone to the pet store, and they weren’t allowed in the kitchen until I put everything away. The cat, B-2, did not get the memo.

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Mr. Ayo

These dogs are all like

Ooh, pets! I love pets. Yeah right there, that’s nice. WAIT, WAIT, HUMAN they’re putting a finger in my butt! WTF! Oh, treats? Nevermind.

What? Run? Ok? Sure? Are you going to do something about that butt thing? Ooh, more treats! Yeah!

litre_cola

Ooh, pets! I love pets. Yeah right there, that’s nice. WAIT, WAIT, HUMAN they’re putting a finger in my butt! WTF! Oh, treats? Nevermind.

Like dating a Quebecoise lady.

Doktor Zymm

SFO is straight up busy. I think domestic travel is getting pretty close to pre-covid levels

Mr. Ayo

Yeah, been that way last 2 times out of SeaTac.

Mr. Ayo

I’m not a beagle, and my name isn’t Stewie, but otherwise I’m a direct match.

Gumbygirl

I think we are all a little bit Stewie.

Gumbygirl

Whippet good!

Mr. Ayo

Safety Dance!

(I’m not linking it)

litre_cola

I find the long narrow dogs a bit strange. This is coming from a human that loves pugs so take that as you will.
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herodotus450

Local area basedball team seems to have rewarded their position player who drove in their only runs of the game by making him pitch the 9th inning in a blowout loss.

litre_cola

Currently booking lunches and tours in BC Wine country. Very excited to actually be going somewhere for a few days this year!

Doktor Zymm

Can’t wait to hear about it!

yeah right

Today’s adventure in getting take out.
Felt like a gyro and found a newer place here in Pedro with good reviews. Website was funky as hell. Tried to order online, was told first they were closed, second next available delivery is 2 PM tomorrow
What the fuck?
Let’s call in. Called in got an answer placed our order for pick up. They didn’t answer the phone with the name of the restaurant we ordered from. Whatever.

I drive down, park and walk to the place and the fucking door is locked. Huh? I call and they answer but definitely not the name of the restaurant online. Dude says they moved around the corner to 6th street.

Cool.

I get there and the names not even close to our original location.
I go inside, they have our order and that’s great. While waiting to get my food I looked around and thought hey this is where Papadakis used to be. For you sports talk radio guys, yes this was Petro’s dad’s joint.
While looking at the menu while waiting I saw they offered pizza and stuff. Nice. Filed away for future reference.
The gyros and hummus were delicious.
After eating I wondered what the fuck was that place? Do more research and find the restaurant and it’s a fancy 7 course Italian joint. Not one single item we ordered was on their menu.
???
Looked again and their online menu did not have the same menu items as their physical menu that I just fucking looked at.

Long story short, that was a good goddamn gyro but how the fuck can I repeat that order?

Nice fucking day to take a tour of the Twilight Zone.

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Doktor Zymm

Dimensional traveling gyros are apparently the best gyros!

litre_cola

Can we fucking stop with the national anthem for everything except Olympics???? It has run its course.

Mr. Ayo
litre_cola

That would be an improvement!!!!

litre_cola
litre_cola

Also acceptable instead of the usual;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am7qzzgGOGU

yeah right

I ran out of loose change

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

> Then the Copa starts.

About that…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And then there’s…

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Mr. Ayo

I’m pretty drunk and this is not a repost.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Your reaction time (seriously, it was up for like six seconds before I edited it) suggests otherwise.

Mr. Ayo

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Mr. Ayo

In proper colonizer speak:

@CopaAmerica
| AFP reports that there would be 12 positive cases of COVID-19 in the Venezuelan delegation https://abs-0.twimg.com/emoji/v2/svg/1f1fb-1f1ea.svg . Among them seven footballers, of which five faced @Uruguay
Last Tuesday. The ‘vinotinto’ team debuts tomorrow in the tournament against local Brazil.Ojo…


Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Vinotinto means “red wine”.

Mr. Ayo

Is Rojo not a thing anymore?

litre_cola

Dog show time!

Mr. Ayo

Kittehs!!!1!

litre_cola

Really looking forward to French Bulldog and Pug agility!

litre_cola

Such a brilliant movie.

Doktor Zymm

How was the Belgish game?

Doktor Zymm

Sounds like he’s doing relatively okay now, so that’s a good thing at least

Gumbygirl

The Westminster Dog Show is tonight on FS1 at 7:30 tonight, the first four group finals. Tomorrow on Fox are the other three group finals and best in show. Because of Covid, the show is at an estate in Tarrytown NY instead of Madison Square Garden.

Gumbygirl

That’s 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 for us on the Best Coast.

Mr. Ayo

Match 2 pick Cop Edition

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ballsofsteelandfury

Very nice

Mr. Ayo

Match 1 pick Copa Edition

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Mr. Ayo

Match 7 pick Euro edition

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Mr. Ayo

Match 6 pick Euro edition

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Mr. Ayo

Match 5 pick Euro edition

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy fuck!

ballsofsteelandfury

JV NASCAR is also happening…