Good morning, I took the whole day off and the Euro posts have been popular so here we go!
Due to TWBS love for futbol I decided to Karen Carpenter this thing!
Sweden v Slovakia has already started and man do the yellows miss the Zlatan. He may be the biggest knobend in the world but dude has skills and is a funny guy. Slovakia was a surprise v Poland and the yellow team held the supposedly new and improved Espana. If the Slovaks smash and grab they are through! Who would have thought that?
Next up is the Czechs v the Croats which is a battle of red, white, and blue flags. The Croats looked absolutely asleep at the wheel against England. Hippo commented that they must have been partying in London the night before. As for the Czechs they housed the Scots in a game where the Scots had more chances but couldn’t finish whatsoever. I would like a draw here or a Croat win to make things even.
Finally the late game is the one I have been looking forward to since the tourney was announced. The Auld enemy at Wembley. Sweet Jesus if the Scots can somehow pull off a draw then there is still hope. The folk from the old country are just happy to be there but ANY positive result against England would be a National holiday. Tierney draws back in for the Scots which should be helpful, however I just do not think that the Saltire has enough speed to keep up with the English. My prediction is that this will end 3 nil England. Fuck.
Two weeks ago I booked a table at my local which will be swarming with English folk where I will be a dot of socially distanced blue and will most likely get abused. That is fine, I can take it, and I’ll be the first to laugh when England loses in a tragic way in the quarterfinals.
Have a great day, have a pint and two in the thoughts and one in the prayers for Scotland.
Shall we gravitate over to the drinky-drink post by Sharky? Seems right somehow…
Good day, three lions supporters! The gentlemen on this England squad are recipients of first prize in the lottery of life, so it is only right that they prevail over the largely barbaric Scots. I would have only given the Scots a chance if they had their African “monarch” in their lineup — a member of the King’s African Rifles he was, and a pleasant chap too!
I took a half day for this, (and because I keep getting emails saying that I need to use my vacation time or it’ll stop accruing), so don’t let me down, you mangy Scot gits.
That Perisic, I call Saltine because that goal was a cracker!
YOU GOT NABISCOED Czecs!
Not sure if I’ll do the Rolldown this year with the Euroball and the Copa, but… goddamn, what a bloodbath in the qualifiers.
Can I just say that Casual Friday Julie Foudy is totes my jam??
FOOK ’em up, Scootlund!!
In case you Canadadioun reprobates haven’t heard, America declared today a new federal holiday, solving racism in the process, so we’re all free to chat today too.
“Ha ha, we never had racism in our country to begin with.” — Canadians, while ignoring the front page news stories about residential schools and Islamaphobic murders.
But as long as you said “Well, I’m sure I’m soUrry, eh?” all is good.
But our statues! – Conservative Canadians
Waaa! Waaa! – “progressive” Canadians
But they are so damn polite about it – Excuse me, but if you have a moment I have something I would like to say to you. Please go back to what ever benighted hell hole, although to you and your ilk it is a rather pleasant place to live, you come from as soon as convenient. And may you have safe travels.
Officially on waivers as of this morning. Half an hour after that was official, I had a 45 min interview, have another at 1. I don’t think I’ll be a free agent for long
Damn, man. That is impressive. Gettin AFTER that shit. Talk about some great hustle!!
THAT is some good hustle!
/slaps Sharkbait on the ass. HARD
The scenes of the Scots invading London today is amazing.
https://twitter.com/thecasualultra/status/1405896789132255242?s=20
Better than William Wallace; he never got past York.
Morning gentlemen, ladies, and/or reprobates
Is Morning gentlemen a euphemism for morning wood, or a metaphor for lady of the night?
Nope, just a standard greeting. Morning wood is known as the sequoia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbbL_moQN9c
Oof! Great cross, great header and great save all in one play.
I do love it when a guy gets tripped up close to the opponent’s goal, turns his back to the play and whines to the ref while his team still has possession of the ball. Save it for later, dickbag.
Current GAMBLOR! silliness:
3 team parlay – Slovakia (+370) / Czech Republic (+240) / England (-370)
One gets me $19
3-leg same game parlay – Sweden (-115) / Over 2.5 / Over 11.5 corner kicks
One gets me $18
A draw here will have the effect of a cherry bomb exploding in a metal trash can on my morning.
I have the exact opposite of your parlay!
Congratulations on your win!🤓 If I’d chosen Scotland, the win would’ve been $150. I didn’t have the BAWLS!!
Oh they aren’t winning.
FLUSH!
How things hanging there Litre?
Coffeed up, kid and wife gone for the day (I don’t have to pick up wee man later). Probably going to go for a bike ride in between games. Not bad.
Until the reckoning at 1 pm my time.