Happy belated Canada day, and Fourth of July weekend everyone. Hopefully everyone was able to stay relatively cool, considering both sides of North America were borderline cooked.
Taking inspiration from that, I went looking for something that would be hydrating, as well as boozy. Luckily, I had some mint that needed using, along with a can of pineapple juice, so I figured why not combine and add gin. How could this possibly be bad?
2 oz. Gin
1 oz. Pineapple juice
3 mint
3(ish) cubes of sliced watermelon
Add the mint and watermelon to a cocktail shaker and muddle. Add the gin, pineapple juice, and ice. Shake and fine strain into a chilled rocks glass filled with ice. Garnish with another mint leaf.
The nose has a very pleasant watermelon aroma, with a hint of mint from the garnish. No strong alcohol notes either.
Despite the lack of gin smell, the gin is the first flavor that really comes through here. It’s strong, but not oppressively so. After a few seconds, the watermelon starts to come through. The watermelon plays really well here. It adds lightness (thanks to the fact that watermelon is 92% water) as well as a lot of flavor. The pineapple juice comes in about midway through the sip. The two fruit juices mix very well with the overall flavor profile. The mint however does get lost. I used about 3 leaves of fresh mint plus the garnish, so I would most definitely add more the next time I make this.
Another post mixing modification I did was add an unmeasured splash of soda water topper to the glass. While it was quite delicious without, I think the carbonation really brightens it up. It also has the added benefit of softening the alcohol feel, which means you can drink way more of these than you probably should, which makes it dangerously delicious, and perfect for these record setting heat days
What a great game! If only I were at home to watch it.
Misserland
we have entered the world of #FourthPill keep ur hands inside the ride at all times
Has there ever been the mystical #FifthPill game?
/Gets out phone
//pushes 9-1
///waits
I mean in fairness, what do the Swiss know at firing shots against other nations?
BANNER THIS WEASEL
This is madness.
THIS. IS. WEMBLEY!
Switzerland would deny this was the house of fun.
The lion’s den, though…
Spanish keeper hexing the Swiss!
Spanish keeper’s technique really gets in the head of the Swiss.
Blair Walsh rn
These keepers are hotter than British Columbia!
Bananacakes is really bananas today
Spain is having a cruel Sommer.
Now it’s (the advantage) goooonnnnne
I’d let Sommer take the deciding kick. That guy FUCKS.
So now Spain needs Swiss Miss.
ask and ye shall receive
NAILED IT
boy howdy, a microcosm of Spanish arrogance right thar
I haven’t seen someone hit that much wood since the Houston 500.
pistols at dawn, muthafuckas!!!!
/may have had a pill or three
Is it any coincidence that one of the most hated things in fútbol has the initials “PK”?
Inside the Swiss huddle.
“Do The ‘Due!”
#HateCrime
/orders cheeseless pizza out of spite (also fatness)
Fondue: The official dinner of 1970’s key parties.
Merry Canadia Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN_18sVCEc4&ab_channel=MichaelH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTuQOmgl_Z4&ab_channel=JesseMason
Swiss keeper is class
He’s getting an extra army knife after this game.
They’ll really honor him with a rare Swiss Navy knife.
Funny thing is that they actually do have a Navy!
Park that bus
Spanish keeper is going to flub a shot on net, isn’t he?
This is annoying. I wanted to get some cardio in between games and this shit is going to extra time and that’s going to cut into my cardio time!
Assuming “some cardio” = “Fleshlight time” and why can’t you just do that now?
Gotta factor in the cleanup time!
What cardio game are you going to play? Pokerio? Bridgerio?
Canasterio
Well, the Swiss had a good run. Back to making, chocolate & watches, and safeguarding other people’s money and Nazi gold.
English ref should be band from international competition.
Nobody tell those Spaniards that the Fountain of Youth is in the back of the Swiss goal.
So, both goals in this game have been as a result of defensive mistakes. Doesn’t bode well for the next game…
No,YOU have a problem.
$23 of empties
Jebus! How long were you in the school pick-up line?
About a year
That’s an afternoon’s worth of crack. Well done!
A whole afternoon for $23? I’d like to meet your Man.
I don’t know, I’d say you do have a problem — what are you going to drink if all your bottles are empty?
Local headline: “Spain defenders ruin nap plans”
How often do the Spanish ruin siestas?
I literally napped through most of this game. Regrets? None.
Backpassing karma!
“There is no way you can be neutral about this Swiss team….”
I see what you did there, ESPN commentator.
I am learning to hate Ian Darke. He’s turning into British Joe Buck fast-like.
Starting?
very on-brand for bfib to hate darke guys imo
TUDN’s got Bulgarian crack Hristo Stoichkov (of Barça and ‘94 World Cup fame). He’s great! Also, half of all forwards are too timid or precious for Hristo.
He’s hilarious! He shits on pretty much everyone.
German fans have joined the chat
Stoichkov’s Spanish is excellent, but gets Frankensteinish when animated.
My cat started meowing as soon as the announcer started yelling “GOOOOOAAAALLLL”. Guess she hates the Swiss.
Oh my.
Morata’s subbed! Well that’s just great.
/clears 2.2 GB in memespace
Spain has benefitted from own goals in 3 games. It’s nuts.
God wants you to return to the Church ,, obvs
/Hippo also hates Espana side de nacional, but impossible to actively cheer for a Shakira-led squadron
But those hips don’t lie.
The Swiss have had more chances than I would have thought but the quality of them is wanting.
Would you say there are holes in their execution plan?
That’s cuckoo! Do you think the Spaniards will clean their clocks?
I’m neutral on that subject.
Every time Spain passes back to their keeper, I raise an eyebrow a bit.
Hence the epileptic seizure glances
Live look at Swiss #7’s hamstring
Did they even try to use the Magic Spray?
It’s extra great when COTW is about a drink you made up. This looks delicious. Mint plus watermelon sounds really really nice.
I really should do that more often.
Dangerous distance here.
YEEHAW MY BOYS ARE GONNA BE ON HARD KNOCKS AND THEY’RE ALL GONNA BE GODDAMN STARS I AM FUCKIN CRAZY YEEHAW YEEHAW
Soooo, to paraphrase Al Gore, has anyone noticed this inconvenient truth except for Don T?
Almost every Euro country with a colonial past has black players on their team from their former colonies.
Not Spain.
Probably don’t have many Jews or Muslims playing as well.
Ooh, ooh, I know why. [Gets wedgied to the door handle.]
Nevermind. Can someone push my glasses back up on my nose? Please? Guys??
Even Switzerland has black players and they never colonized anyone that I know of…
Canada has black players as well because we’re super inclusive except for the folks that were there before us. Before the graves were found we were 82% racism free!
US white liberal: the US is the most hypocritical country in the world!
Canada:
My complaint about Spain is that it’s still very racist. Whether a minority or less than 10%, they vocal AF. So it’s still a part of the culture. Hence, fuck ‘em.
Which is adorable, ‘cause ask Europeans and they’ll tell you that Africa begins in the Pyrenees.
Mexico too but we learned it from Mom!
Seriously, go down to Mexico and try to find a black guy or girl. I’ll wait.
Jejeje. Plus, you can’t find black folks among people convinced they white.
The Pyrenees thing is funny too because it’s based on the fact that the Moors conquered most of Spain. So, also racist.
Bottom line: everyone is racist. The only difference is who they’re racist against.
Case in point, Asians do NOT like each other.
Can confirm. (Source: Senorita Weaselo’s best friend’s mom, whom I have never met but heard stories of. Senorita Weaselo is of Chinese descent, her best friend is Japanese. For intents and purposes of said mother, Senorita Weaselo is Filipina.)
You mean the Moops?
Spain is up 1-0
The game has started and I have it on mute because the rest of the house is sleeping.
Balls: Which one is Spain? One is wearing white and the other red!
Other Balls: Who has the ball all the time?
Balls: Oh. Good point. You’re so smart.
Fin
Spain is the one winning.
Here’s today’s and tomorrow’s Flushables. Pretty chalky, except the Czechs. I apologize in advance for any wagers lost because of my mush ass.
I honestly don’t think that is a flushable. Those are pretty solid picks.
Never would have thought about mixing watermelon and pineapple in the same drink. Sounds delicious and refreshing. Even though the PNW is cool and cloudy again (thank the maker) I’ll have to give this a shot… Thanks!!
By the way, I’m up to 90 peaches. Just ten more to go and I’ve squared my debt to the universe!
So, would peaches used to make a blended peach daiquiri count towards the 100?
Then what, Sadako?
Whenever I think of mixing tropical juices, I tend to think rum, not gin. I’ll have to give this a shot!
I want to try with tequila next.
The Gordon’s gin plays perfectly into today’s upcoming Request Line theme.
FORESHADOWING