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Sexy Friday, Last Sexy Friday in August 2021 edition

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As I mentioned in the Sexy Friday post a couple of weeks back, God Bless Mr. Ayo and his penis! Thanks to his hard (no I’m not sorry) work, I have a bounty of amazing pictures to share with you today.

Therefore, today’s Sexy Friday features 25 (not 11) pics that Mr. Ayo and friends have posted in the last two weeks.

On to Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week!

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Balls’ AFL Finals Preview

By the time you read this, Geelong will have either beaten Port Adelaide in Adelaide to get to the Preliminary Final or will have lost embarrassingly and will now face the winner of the GWS-Sydney game.

Update:

For the record, I think that will be the best game of the weekend. It doesn’t get any better than two city rivals playing each other in an Elimination Final. I have a feeling that GWS will win and I’m sorry if that ends up jinxing them. At least a certain tWBS-hating Nazi (who tWBS insists from the grave to this day that he never banged) will be happy.

I still say he banged her.

The other Elimination Final is Essendon v Western and I think the Bombers take this one. The Doggies are a shell of their former selves and should make a quick exit.

The Bombers would then face the loser of Melbourne-Brisbane and that should be another outstanding game. I think the Lions win it meaning Melbourne plays Essendon next week.

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Recommended Viewing

So how did everyone like the season premiere of Archer last Wednesday? I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ve heard good things. If anyone saw it, please chime in below.

Update: Two words: Anal Bullets!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your pictures of the week.

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h/t Mr. Ayo (Balls’ Pic O’ Da week!)
h/t Brocky
h/t Anthony in TX
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h/t clint greasewood

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! No one got last week’s puzzle, so I’m replaying it. Here is your first hint: Play the Just Feels Tight video!

As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

POOLCLVB – Space

Canción Número Dos:

FISHER – Losing it

Chanson Numéro Trois:

FISHER – Just Feels Tight

Canzone numero quattro:

SCNDL – The Munsta

Canção número cinco

DJ Tigerlily – Ashes

Seigarren zenbakia:

NERVO – You’re Gonna Love Again

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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TheRevanchist

Rewatching The Mindy Project. It just got to that part where Danny kissed Mindy for the first time. Oh, those feelis!

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yeah right

As a lifelong dungeon master I have to officially lower my constitution to 9.

I can’t control this.

The game is the game.

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yeah right

I heard there would be snacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOFtixfies

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Doktor Zymm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ5vv4c8oW8

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A friend of mine from college got to sit in with this band on the drums! And he only started playing the drums in college too!

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Gumbygirl

I hate to poop the party, but this dog is an early riser!

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Gumbygirl

My son had a ginormous talking Big Bird when he was a kid ( like a Teddy Ruxpin.) It was even creepier than this thing!

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Doktor Zymm

Big Bird being creepy makes me sad

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yeah right

This may be a Johnny Cash remake but something gets lost in translation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mV_HHL-h6g

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Gumbygirl

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yeah right

Hello folks!

As of right now this here motherfucker is on vacation until Thursday morning at 10:30.

Let’s have a drink shall we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

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Doktor Zymm

Cheers!

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yeah right

Got to admit Dok, I’m still awkward with the plane protocols.

I haven’t flown since 2019.

I am interested in your best air tavel tips.

I am Jack’s crippling anxiety.

Long Beach to Denver Monday morning.

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Doktor Zymm

Actually on the plane you are good, window seat towards the front if you can, worth paying extra for closer to the front – the exact tradeoffs depend on the airline and personal risk tolerances, but sometimes first class can be worth it, sometimes no.

Getting to the airport – The best option if you can is to have one person already in your bubble drop you off. Otherwise, it is airport parking (short ride, but potential for multiple people) v. rideshare, (one person but longer exposure). If you already have precheck or can get it quickly, it’s worth it, you avoid loads of people in lines and get through security in 5ish minutes. If you can do that, don’t arrive at the airport more than an hour before your flight. If not, try 90 minutes.

At the airport – Don’t hang out near the gate, find your own spot. Try to only have an under the seat carry-on, then board last. The boarding process is never socially distanced, so let the crowd do their thing then go.

Why not the N-95? It’s perfectly comfortable for <8 hours. Probably don’t need to do a face shield, but if you want the extra security than do it. No one will look askance at you. Go full PPE if you want. Armor up with the max you are comfortable with.

On arrival, debarking isn’t bad, but again, this is where sitting towards the front really helps. Renting a car is a clean, no contact option. The big rental places will let you submit info beforehand and won’t require human interaction. Otherwise, just keep your mask on and do a rideshare/taxi.

Hotels are zero issue, just don’t snort the remote when it’s out of the “clean” bag.

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Doktor Zymm

There will be moments when you are in close contact with strangers, but those moments can be quick if you plan right, and they are with people who have pledged they don’t have symptoms or exposure. Yes people are shit and will lie, but that’s the minority, and the few documented cases don’t have associated transmissions.

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yeah right

Excellent!

I have an N-95, the real deal that my work gave me because they were the only major corporation who was PREPARED FOR A FUCKING GLOBAL PANDEMIC!

I haven’t worn it since I got it because these things are dear and shit, if I already didn’t color a moustache on it I would give it to the amazing health care workers.

I have an N-95!

Is what I guess I’m saying.

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Doktor Zymm

They are way easier to get nowadays, so don’t feel guilty for not passing it on 🙂

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yeah right

Actual itinerary is me, drive to Long Beach, park at the airport, I can park in Lot B for 17 bucks a day.

I like to travel quick and with no driving needed so I’m taking Metro rail from Denver airport to Union Station Downtown Denver. I’m staying at the Westin Union Station and the shuttle bus to Red Rocks loads at,,,

Union Station.

Tuesday drink and eat well, back on the Metro to Denver land In Long Beach, grab my dirty ass hooptie and drive over the Vincent Thomas Bridge and home to glory.

And a tasty bottle of red.

I can do this.

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Doktor Zymm

Yeah, you got the important bits figured. All that is low exposure, and quick, so totally non-issue with the N-95. And eating drinking? Do it when you’re comfortable. I’ve had lots of cookies breathe on me, have travelled probably 70k BIS miles in 2021, and nothing diagnosable even before my vaxx. Delta is a thing, and a serious thing, but so is vaccination rate. Yes, there’s a risk, but that’s no reason to do nothing. Minimize the risk, enjoy yourself.

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yeah right

It’s mostly the 10,000 people screaming full throttle and I’ve already reached decorum on the joint passing thing.

It’s RIGHT OUT!

I’ve got edibles

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Doktor Zymm

Hell, that is what you go for. I can give tips for getting there and back safe, but at the place? All on you, they’re probably good, abd vax requirements are awesome, but plague doctor costumes are also always cool

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yeah right

I miss live music so much and I chose this band – still not favorite favorite band but on the stage? One of Hands Down best live shows ever.

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They played in Inglewood! 2 miles from where I work! a week ago.

I chose this band and this venue for this exact experience.

This is holy ground.

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yeah right

Correction: I’m staying Tuesday night and coming home Wednesday at noon.

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Sharkbait

Fuck yeah!

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Gumbygirl

I just took a hit off my vape! Woooooooohooooo!

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yeah right

Think I’ll join you.

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Mr. Ayo

Glad to see you join us!

Go hard.

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2Pack

Its raining out = no morning run. So whoever is around here is stuck with me. Wuzzup?

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Doktor Zymm

I’m learning about the guy who was probably goatse, then figuring out if I can go ice skating this weekend since it is a heatwave and I enjoy cool air while glaring at talented children and enjoying moderate exercise.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also known as living your best life.

I’m tapping out and going to bed, wake me if there’s an earthquake east of Utah.

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Doktor Zymm

What with Earth being a sphere and all, everywhere is east of everywhere else.

Fuck, I miss being a smart ass and enjoying it. Where is the joy in the dumb shit I learn nowadays?

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yeah right

So if your butthole is cool?………

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yeah right

I’m walking tomorrow but all I have to deal with is 80 degrees and a goddamn Santa Ana.

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Gumbygirl

It’s really weird, I’m staying in Riverside for a few days while my sisters in.law take their kids to college. Last night I walked the dog and the smoke was terrible, I could barely breathe or see. I woke up this morning to blue skies, no smell of smoke at all. I can see stars tonight.

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yeah right

Text book Santa Ana, that’s where when you walk on the beach there’s a cloud of smoke between here and Catalina.

My alarmist brain says 20 years MAX before that shit sweeps down on the basin.

Shit!

Happy thoughts.
Happy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8SdulOFc

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Doktor Zymm

I wonder whatever happened to the original goatse?comment image

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2Pack

The things you learn…

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Mr. Ayo

Not clicking

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2Pack

smart man

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Doktor Zymm

It’s text, you’ll be fine.

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2Pack

Yeah but with that picture now burned in your mind…

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Doktor Zymm

If you’ve seen it, you’ve seen it. Tempted to try some ASCII art, but also lazy

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Mr. Ayo

I’m more bothered that he’s that thin.

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Doktor Zymm

Despite his large intestinal surface area, he’s not absorbing any nutrients from stuff that comes in from the back

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Brocky

Weird bittersweetness at work today. Kinda weird but it’s the last time I’ll be there on a weekday. Been at the job forever. Said by to people who don’t work weekends

Whatever, here’s some wrestlers trying to look like porn stars

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Wrestlers looking like porn stars? I’m gonna just pretend I didn’t see that.” – Jim Jordan

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Doktor Zymm

Where did everyone go? I have two interview take home assignments this weekend, plus there’s a heatwave, so gotta live it up tonight by drinking, playing Civ, and talking to imaginary internet people tonight!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m here, though we’re probably going to watch an episode of Ted Lasso and go to sleep early.

You just got back from Chicago….have you ever been to Boqueria on Fulton? How’s their outdoor space?

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Doktor Zymm

Haven’t been, but have heard good things. No absence of nice outdoor spaces in Chi though, as you know. You’re welcome to be sweaty and overheated while you eat and drink in many a place

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Sharkbait

I hated interview take home assignments. I had one for a vendor risk assessment and they ghosted me after. I have a feeling they used me for free assessing. Assholes.

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herodotus450

That’s why you should always put a flaw in your take home interview assignments, something like a fatal underestimate of a beam’s load bearing capability.

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Doktor Zymm

They are unfortunately par for the course with data science. I really ought to pretend I’m a new grad and actually give a shit, rather than knowing they’re total bullshit unrelated to actual work, but my attitude has grown darker and darker over the years.

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herodotus450

You want to do a third?

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Doktor Zymm

I’ll do a fifth. Or a third, whatever.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m currently drinking this beer. It’s aight.

Yuzu Hazy Gose by 300 Suns Brewing on Untappd https://untp.beer/YEX7L

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Doktor Zymm

So….we’re gonna end up going back into Afghanistan by the end of the year, right?

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Doktor Zymm

I don’t have any ice, but I DO have a big ol’ bag of frozen peaches that should nicely cool off my gin

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Sharkbait

Frozen fruit as ice is severely underrated

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Doktor Zymm

Very true. Especially when compared to frozen vegetables! I wonder how that dude is doing? I know he got divorced and got in some sort of fight with my dude, but that was a few years back, he’s either dead or in recovery now, since that’s how severe coke problems tend to work.

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Sharkbait

I feel like the only frozen vegetable that would work is a cucumber chunk in a pour of Hendricks. But even that doesn’t make much sense.

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Doktor Zymm

Frozen peas are apparently the best, as they cool well and don’t impart flavor to the drink, unlike frozen corn. They are all a fucking mess when they are left in glasses the next day

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No! Peaches bring pain!
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Doktor Zymm

I also have a bag of frozen mixed berries, I will use those next time, or include a trigger warning on the stone fruit

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TheRevanchist

After work we all went to a brewery that is behind a warehouse. You have to know about or google search it, as it has no signs anywhere. Got some kind of apricot sour beer. Was going to have just one, but doubled up that number. What a great way to start the weekend, though.

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Brick Meathook

Here’s another submarine story. I hope these don’t bore you.

This is the “plastic cow” story.

Before we went on a 40 day patrol (and I did six patrols) we had huge a load-out of stores. Perishable goods were consumed first, because they weren’t going to last.

But the fresh milk was strangely a big deal in the U.S. Navy, at least on my boat it was.

When the fresh milk supply was exhausted, the word would go out immediately through every interior communications circuit that “the cow died,” and that we had powdered milk on the mess decks, which was known as “plastic cow.”

Our cooks, who were highly trained would get so frustrated at this. “It’s the same thing” they would scream, and they were right, but that wasn’t the point. It was a crew tradition that we would not drink plastic cow.

Now you could take some and put it in your coffee or on your breakfast cereal flakes, but don’t ever be seen drinking a glass of it. That was a violation of the unwritten fraternal crew rules.

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herodotus450

(Some kind of exoticly) pasteurized milk is shelf stable, until it’s opened, people forget that.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love how California is painted as this nightmarish hellscape, meanwhile I can step out to walk the dog and find half a dozen delicious passionfruits a short distance from my front door.

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Dunstan

Shhh. You keep telling people this shit, more people will move here.

I mean, DFOers, fine, though it will be hard on the liquor supplies. But not everyone else!

All my non-California friends and family are constantly asking me about the wildfire smoke. Have we had any? I haven’t noticed. But they all seem convinced that we’re choking on it.

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Mr. Ayo

Glad to help!

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Anthony In TX

Hi there, Meredith Hagner
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Dunstan

“What an incredible outfit!” — Jay Leno

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Dunstan

Dumplings have been ordered, and should be here right around the time I finish this Negroni.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We tried making passionfruit moscow mules. They’re just meh.

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Dunstan

Passionfruit margaritas, then?

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Brocky

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Doktor Zymm

Shouldn’t dumple be a verb and the present tense be dumpling?

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Brocky

Yes?

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Doktor Zymm

Speaking of sexy, the samples for the virtual scotch tasting arrived today! The package smelled amazing. Number 1 will be the expensive one since we get a shorter pour on that one, but no idea on the others.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If i had a quarter for every time I was told my package smelled amazing, I’d have about fifty cents.

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herodotus450

Uh yeah all of my bottles arrived empty? Can I get a refill–I mean resend?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t know when I’ll be able to watch GWS-Sydney, so NO SPOILERS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

@balls any idea if the AFL playoff games are going to be broadcast here?

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ballsofsteelandfury

10:00 tonight is the GWS-Sydney game and it’s on FS2!

The Brisbane-Melbourne game starts at 2:30 AM and its on FS1!

Tomorrow night’s Essendon-Western game starts at 10:00 pm on FS2!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FUCK YEAH! THANKS!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We collected FIVE passionfruits today while walking the dog. In honor of this momentous find we’re going to have passionfruit Moscow Mules.

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TheRevanchist

If being passionate about mules is your life choice, you might need the Dr Mrs near in case of any accidents..

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Me, inspecting the collection of today’s photographs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maWr9sw80a4

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Sharkbait

“And he’s really looking. “

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Gumbygirl

My father in law wants to order Chinese food for dinner. The restaurant he likes is fucking horrible, and it’s not even 6pm. Kill me now.

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Dunstan

I’m going to order in tonight, too, but haven’t decided what yet. Maybe Thai?

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herodotus450

If there isn’t a Spanish-Thai fusion food truck out there somewhere called Muy Thai then I don’t know if I want to live in this world much longer.

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King Hippo

Remember – if you love somebody, set them ON FIRE

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herodotus450

Watching a show about a science fiction place called “Britain” in the distant future called “Post WWII” and there’s a plot about women leaving the home and working! What a concept!

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Dunstan

Ha, that’s crazy! A country like that is likely to wind up with women running the place!

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King Hippo

Christ on a crutch, next you know they’ll be asking to vote!

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Dunstan

Just started a cocktail called Naked and Famous. It turns out that you are NOT what you drink.

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TheRevanchist

Is there a drink called a white Mexican? I might disprove your theory if there is.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Isn’t that Kahlua, milk, and vodka?

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Sharkbait

White Russian oddly enough. Given that Kahlua is Mexican I believe

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Dunstan

There must be — probably a White Russian variant using tequila or mezcal instead of vodka

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’d say you have enough of them, you’d be half right.

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TheRevanchist

Half white, you mean.

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