Did you catch that amazing one-hander by Danny Dimes? Probably the 2nd-best ever by a Giant-the only one better was Jason Seahorn snagging a prime Angie Harmon. Nobody gonna top that.
Fallout:
-Finally, some positive news out of Chi Town! Coach Nagy got himself the #NuAids. If he’s not able to go next week the STC will give it a try. His name? That’s right, Peter Pumpkinhead.
-More blessings for lousy teams/players come in the form of an injury to Zach Wilson. Seriously, I think all these rookie/soph qb’s that are struggling need to have a sit for at least a week. Most will be fine, I just think the learning curve is too great for most of them. Doesn’t help that they have to deal with blitz packages up the ying yang while learning the basics.
-Ertz seems to like his new surroundings in Arizonny, saying something about ‘the grass is so much greener, though there is a distinct lack of batteries here’.
-The Bucs are going to cruise the rest of the way. Aside from the Bills, every other team on the sked has a losing record. Yay!
-Now here’s team that is going to have to earn it. Cincy has the Browns twice, the Raiders, the Chargers, and the Ravens again. Pitt is in there as well and although shitty, you can’t look past a divisional foe.
-Maybe Pitts is special? He’s the first rookie te to have back-to-back 100 yard games since the year of our Rozelle, 1970.
To The Game!
Saints/Seahawks:
-New Orleans’ wr corps has been found, umm, wanting. It says something that Payton is ruing the loss of special teamer/5th option Deonte Harris and looking forward to the return of the very average Tre’Quan Smith.
-I feel sorry for all those folks out there with Metcalf and Lockett. Those Geno-centric reasons why you’ve had to lower your expectations? They aren’t low enough.
-If you don’t follow Seattle but are aware that their D stinks, let me toss a number at you. Prior to last week they gave up 450+ yards four weeks in a row. Last week there were some signs of improvement though. They surrendered a mere 345 to the one-dimensional Steelers attack.
Let’s do this!
Haskap gin and tonic to start the second half
Is grabbing DeShaun Watson on this week’s waivers instant rotten karma? I drafted so shittily at QB this year. Well, that and there are SO MANY FUCKING TEAMS in my league sporting not one, but two top-12 QBs. What’s the point?
You have to expect that once Badtouch Watson is on a real team, the Ginger Hammer will suspend him.
So no chance he ever plays this year?
I can’t imagine he’s going to gel immediately with whatever team picks him up.
But you’re a football fan; we’re all going to hell rooting for these sociopaths anyway.
I know, I know. But those fucking legs. Gonna snap up Trey Lance for the same reason. But if Watson goes to CAR, I’ll just stick with Tua. Shit. 7 TDS (I think) in two weeks coming off busted ribbage? I seen worse.
Honestly, I thought Maestro was messing with us and imagined this:
BLEERGH
Think DK can outscore Jameis, Kamara, and Callaway combined by 12 the rest of the way?
When the fuck is Mike Thomas coming back? This fuckin offense is unwatchable.
He ain’t bringing Breesus back with him
Would it help if he brought Taysom and his magic undies back with him?
This one is for maestro
Okay I love that Eli is basically everything I imagine him to be. He’s giddy like a kid that was allowed to stay up too late.
and you know PeyPey did the why are you hitting yourself thing to him, endlessly
He does know his shit in coverages though. He is sharp there.
Jets signed Flacco. We shall March on a road of bones.
But ah wanted to see that guy from “Chuck and Buck” start!!
Drake Batherson just scored a Hatty. I am fucking HAMMERED.
If there were a lockout and scabs played, would it be The Legion of Whom?
Found a funny;
Apple Orchard: Hey do you want apple juice?
Adults: No that is for kids
Apple Orchard: *crossing out ‘juice’* I meant cider
Adults: Oh yeah fuck me up
AGAIN WITH KAMARA
“All You Need Is Love”; the song that the Beatles, to paraphrase ‘Bloom County’ wrote after they had already made a pile of money.
Sup
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO https://twitter.com/tsn_jorts/status/1452804658850942979?s=21
Holee Shit!!!!
That’s ROCKING!!! 💯
You are living the dream Maestro! Gumby and I always say if we hit a huge lottery we’re building a rink just so we can have a zamboni.
I follow you 9n Twitter and didn’t even know it’s you! THAT’S FACKIN AWESOME!!
Wait, who are you on twitter?
Mr. K Dilkington
@DilkingtonMr
Where can I watch the manningcast of this MNF game?
ESPN2
https://twitter.com/nflstroud/status/1452756423142694912?s=21
I would have demanded at least one game each season in a suite, all expenses covered.
I wouldn’t have given him the ball. Your wife make $50 million a year, fucking pay me.
I wonder what value ESPN thinks displaying the match commentators’ SIGNATURES on-screen adds to the broadcast.
LoL
This game is inconsequential to every matchup in my fantasy league.
This feels weird
Same. But a good kind of weird.
Fast Times re-make?
I think she took the word ‘vibrators’ a bit too literally.
You have a pool and this is the pic you take.
No thanks
Lol
Crablegs Winston looks shellshocked.
I AM LITERALLY JUST GETTING ON THE ZAMBONI AT A SENS GAME
I AM DRUNK BUT I AM NOT LYING
Boots on the….ice?
*BooUts
Don’t text and resurface!
Oshie has a hatty for Washington. I think the damage is done, and making the ice shitty wont help Ottawa.
My Takeaway? Zambonis are power bottoms.
Mentioning Papa John will be a harder cut than the double bird
It’s fucking cable, and an alternate broadcast is available. I’m tired of these pearl clutching tittybabies. They shouldn’t apologize for anything.
I counted two shits and a fuck from Marshawn
ALL OF THE LYNCH F-BOMBS
And on that carry Penny doubled his season total
Marshawn is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PCW0fQUwTQ
Man, mother FUCK a three year old that still won’t go to fucking sleep.
Have you considered chloroform?
Ohhhh we have a 4 year old just like that!
Rum in the warm milk bottle. I’d say a shot per month of the kid bring in foster care. Lousy family service hacks don’t understand ethnic rearin’
Mojocoya fucked me, the motherfuckers
Mojocoya means fuck hippos in Spanish
TOTES checks out!
You know what they say: mid-pyramid Bolivian fútbol is a mercurial mistress.
Ok that was funny by Peyton. Lynch did not see that question coming.
They’re back!! Woooooo!
Peyton trollin
The Legion of Room is back
Ok, now a bitchin Kamaro td pls.
Todd Haley approves.
Metcalf’s Get Off Me move was good
Oh he fell down? Still a good move.
I have very low expectations for this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flv5nWZgII
HOX!!
Not a Giants fan, but long enough in the tooth and blogosphere to know that Danny Dimes was the third best NYG catch . . . after Angie as noted and the Giant Snatch by Tyree. For those of you looking to recall or educate yourselves . . .
http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2008/02/what-f-k-do-we-call-this-play.html?m=1
“Always a good atmosphere in this stadium”
— Eli, who was once part of a team that had about 15 false starts here. The “Paul Allen engineering the roof to amplify the noise” game
Saw the new Curb. Larry David is goddamn wonderful.
AND, worth noting: guy’s casting is hella inclusive
Bolivia Serie B, $40 on Mojocoya because FUCK that is a cool name.
I believe it was mentioned yesterday, but bears repeating:
Fuck You WalMart for the pre-Halloween Christmas ad.
Local media standing in the rain talking up what a great game Jamal Adams is going to have.
Wishcasting at its best.
How are y’all tonight?
Just like my younger sister way back in the day, the Senators are having a difficult first period.
Question, I had lunch with a friend of mine who had a chicken parm and cut the whole thing up before he had one bite. He is a serial killer right or do any of you cut up your whole steak/pork chop/ hobo arm completely before eating?
Parlayed NO -3.5, over 41.5 with a bitchin Kamara TD. 4.1 to 1.
Is he concerned about your skin care routine?
Old people trying not to choke on big bites they can’t chew anymore do it. Is your friend octogenerian?
36 years old. Seemed very odd to me so I wondered if I was the weirdo. I also figured his dish would get cold fast that way and we were in no rush.
He eats like a child. If he also were stingy, I’d ghost him until a parent’s funeral.
And now an installment of Professor (okay, TA) Weaselo speaks to the yutes.
Can someone tell me to stop making Spinal Tap references? Namely “D minor, the saddest of all keys”? It might be a problem, and nobody except me gets it.
Maybe you could switch it up and do something like, “Alicia, the most famous of all the keys”?
Or “Francis Scott, the least imaginative metaphor’er of all Keys.”
Or West, the gayest of all Keys.
Davante Adams is on the COVID list. So much for FF this week ..
I am pondering the Packers in my Loser pool now.
I would bet the OVER in this game if Geno Smith wasn’t involved in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Pv2uh8NVg&ab_channel=thewaymouth
That’s where they getcha, those bastards!