Put down your masks and put on your other ones. I’m dressing as a cynical mid-50’s dude!
To The Games!
Panthers/Falcons:
Funny how playing against three of the league’s worst defenses and getting rookie Pitts involved can turn one’s stats and team fortunes around. Ryan’s aDOT has been lifted from 4.9 (second last) to 9.6 (seventh best) and figures to go even higher today.
Fins/Bills:
Our very own Zymm is here! Tua has received the kiss of death known as the “he’s our qb the rest of the way” speech from coach Flores. Miami had 10 wins last year as the D led the league in takeaways but it’s not happening this year as they’re giving up 30 points per game.
Niners/Bears:
Guh! I think this game is going to be filled with turnovers and poor play. Watch at your own risk.
Steelers/Browns:
This is interesting as a battle of wills between Pitt’s dominant d-line and Cleveland’s disciplined and efficient o-line. Both teams have work to do to catch Cincy/Baltimore in the division.
Eagles/Lions:
Another stinker brought to you by the good folks at the NFC! Philly has the easiest sked the rest of the way but surely it doesn’t matter. Detroit’s the hard-working winless team in ever-will they finally get a W?
Titans/Colts:
The Colts have won 3 of their last 4 and are on the cusp of relevance in the AFC South and then the Titans arrive in town. Wentz hasn’t thrown a pick in that time and his YPA is at 9. I checked and there are no more superlatives to use to describe El Tractorcito.
Bengals/Jets:
You didn’t know this football nugget but you’re not surprised-the Jets are the only team that doesn’t have an interception yet. Mike White will get his first start and will likely not have access to Corey Davis. Not that it would help. Some folks are saying that Cincy might get caught looking ahead to the Browns next week but they don’t even know how to do that yet, being as they are babes in the good team woods.
Rams/Texans:
Blowout Ahoy! The spread is 14.5. The Rams have scored 207 points and the Texans have given up almost as much-203. Aaron Donald will make a new friend by the name of Mills today. I hope he doesn’t squeeze him too tight like he did with all those rabbits.
Make with the comments.
Flag for touching Big Ben?
Amazing the picked it up, maybe the refs think he should retire too.
These kids better start arriving soon if they want some candy. I’ve started picking out the Dots, next are the cherry and lime tootsie rolls.
been picking through kit kats all week
One for me
One for you
One for me….
We ate one big bag of Butterfingers, 100 Grands, Baby Ruths, and Crunch bars. I have another bag, but I’m secretly hoping noone shows up! I guess it’s not a secret anymore, oopsie!
If you eat the vanilla and orange tootsie’s together, it’s a creamsicle.
Am I hearing this correctly. An Eagle receiver is hurt? that doesn’t sound right.
Think they are just wideouts until they actually catch a pass
Crap, Henry being looked at.
somebody check on DonT, el Tractorcito has blown a tire
PrattCEPTION (NC State alumnus WOO!!!)
Tv timeouts suck mt virtual dick which is huuuuge
Heh, Chubb trying to find a hole.
Gotcha bitrches!
So the show Monarch is just the show Empire, but with white people?
Fair kick, Wichita
They kicked, it was good, kisk kisjk
It’s okay. I didn’t start anyone on offense. I did start the Big Buffalo D, and that should be rock solid.
Shanka’lor busy already today
Fucking throw a slant!
My favorite play. – Bill Parcells
PRAISE SHA’NKLOR in all Her forms!
Tua will get blamed for that missed kick
Naw, it was Dok that kicked. It made it through one of the uprights
Jets – the undiscovered country, the end zone.
Of course they then score.
The Voyage Homeless
My brother has a Jets fan as part of his Halloween display.
Just like the first time I got to first base and I did the unnecessary hard slide instead of a light touch. Never reached base again that night.
C’mon Browns. They should have had a touch down there.
Bengals haven’t figured out that the Jets are going to throw to the running back
Lets go buffalo! Lost my scarf done care at seatnx
Still time to borrow the pumpkin someone is wearing on their head at the stadium
Thasts a real thing tho
Extra pill? How DO you do!
You cannot convince me the Colts have been relevant at all in the last decade. Not even Andrew Luck could sway me.
Unrelated: HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN, BOYS (AND GALS AND ALL OTHER FINE FOLKS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE)?
Think my Dolphin Suck for Luck was the first Halloween with mah wyffe
That throw was the Pitts smh
Do they all just dress up as business casual at the Raiders game today
gainful employed costume
Ugh, it’s the dirty Rams uni’s. Nossir, I don’t like it!
oh shit. The players are arriving in costume. Having fun. Am sure the NFL will find a way to fine everyone who did this today.
They’re taunting hardcore Christianists who think Halloween is a celebration of the occult?
Matt Rhule dressing up as massage therapist to lure Watson to Carolina
Adding Chubb to player pool, using him on Fanduel in cash
Trump being so openly welcomed at the World Series reinforces my opinion of baseball fan demographics.
The players too.
Most of all Georgia.
I thought it was hilarious because seven months ago he was calling for a boycott, and last night he came crawling back to beg for tickets LIKE A DOG.
Morning/afternoon, what ever your time zone currently allows.
Morning Folks
Howdy
G’day!
G’dot!
Gazoo!
Jerry Remy passed away today. You might remember him from this delightful incident.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w
Am good amout drunk in line, no need expensive stadiun beers will still buy
Tell us the truth, did you have public sex with some rando in the parking lot before you went in? You know that’s a rule there!
What happens in WNY stays* in WNY!!
*does not apply to crab lice
Stubbies!!!!!
Lets go buffalo!
Wondering, can one even risk Ceedee Lamb? If Dak! is scratched, would one go with the Flex likes of stupid Booker? Starting Van Jefferson on a hunch and so I can be flexible with this.
Need ff advice:
Start 2 of
J Chase vs NYJ
D Samuel vs Chi
Judy vs was
T McLaurin vs Den
Could be three but have Swift (Det) as my flex
0.5 PPR, if it matters
Chase and Judge Jeudy
Samuel and Chase
Thanks
Stupid Ridley-where did that come from???
“personal” like the London absence
Shit more than horu till kick time but this is a blast point to drink drink until no pointing
Content idea: consolidate all of Dok’s comments into a post as the drinking and crazy continues throughout the day
I second this.
We’ve secretly dubbed in JJ FOZZ “bourble speak” over Dok’s dialogue, let’s see if anyone notices.
Fuck i will not remember the second half, moderating so I remember the first
It beerstruck time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
Inactives – Jamaal Williams (Th’Andre Swift WOO!!!) and Cal Ridley (tha fuck??)
Calvin Ridley is OUT
Woke p drunk only two beers in and theres a drinking game coming up oh also 3 jelloshots
“Dok? Haven’t heard that name in a long time. Last I remember, she went to a Bills game-never been seen since.”
These peopel are fun!
Another week of #KrulShitShow
Javonte Williams vs Denver or Carter vs Cincy?
You’d think the Jest have to run MOAR today? But flip a coin.
J Will
Jeudy added to player pool on SuperDraft
The only game being broadcast in LA this morning will be Rams-Texans. I’ve got Stafford in fantasy, so this might actually be enjoyable to watch.
Jello shots with the Bills Joker!
#DokOnWeck, make it trend!!
I might be on ESPN doing a Bills yell
But will you be going through a table?
I’d rather it were for throwing something from the stands, but I respect your decision.
Shit forgot my throwin toys
Morning all. First update for ya…Jerry Jeudy has been activated off IR. We are still not sure if he will play, but the activation is a good sign. Tough call though as it’s in the 4 o’clock hour. I initially have Sutton in my cash lineup but may have to pivot.
I am playing Judge Jeudy. As a Donks WOO!! homer, I know that we are a desperate animal today. All signs point towards playing, maybe mostly out of the slot.
I picked him up in the GSR league and stuck him on my bench, just so no one else could have him. You can do that sort of thing when you’re an asshole.
Biting the bullet and starting Teddy Ballgame over Dak! and is wounded kn…calf. Will be keeping an eye on it though.
I can’t risk a nil with Dak! – but that means another week of The Legend of White Mac FOAR Hippo.
It’s a juicy matchup for sure