Your Most Hallowed Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Turns out that searching for ‘Sexy NFL Owner Costume’ only results in a faded black and white pic of George Halas in a two piece bikini. No one wants to see that!

To The Game!

Cowboys/Vikes:

-So. Much. Firepower. (in this game) I hope it’s a high-scoring tilt.

-As of this typing DAK! is a true game-time decision and as you might know, it’s a helluva long way down to Cooper Rush.

-The counterpart, our own beloved Cousins, is in possession of a scorching hot 13-2 TD/INT number.

-He should beware of Diggs jumping a few routes in order to keep his interception streak alive. I’ve mentioned before that the effectiveness of the Dallas D is a bit of a high wire act because they need takeaways (read: extra opportunities for the O) in order to win games.

-I’ll guess that Jefferson-if Diggs is on him-will try a double move at some point.

-As for other players, keep an eye on tight end Conklin-the Cowboys DVOA vs that position is the very worst in the league.

-I feel sorry for Minny lb Eric Kendricks-his responsibilities will include 1.) trying to cover Jarwin when he’s in, 2.) trying to cover Shultz when he’s in, 3.) trying to stop the run game when Zeke carries the ball, and 4.) trying to stop Pollard when he’s carrying the ball. That’s a dizzying amount of things to suss out pre-snap.

Give me what ya got.

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The Maestro

THIS COWBOYS QB, I CALL HIM 2112 BECAUSE IT OFTEN TAKES SOME TIME FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON THERE WITH RUSH

Gatoraids
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hope I’m not Blair Witching this one…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

Has Rush even read the playbook?

litre_cola

Geddy Lee has no time for playbooks.

Gatoraids

Only odd time signatures

Spur
Viva La Tabula Raza

There is a machine in my room that plays this first two notes of the riff from The Hardest Button to Button every 30 seconds or so
Weird.

Spur

these kids better hope Spur doesnt need to start hate drinking

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Horatio Cornblower

/turns on game

/Cooper Rush throws into double coverage for an INT

Yep, World Series it is.

Spur

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Spur

Dallas Defense is gonna have to score or force TOs in Vikings territory

clint greasewood

Xavier Woods from the top rope

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Spur

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Game Time Decision

Bonnie McMurray!!

Spur

nice blown coverage Dallas. Keep it up and I can go to bed early

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LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR from whom all blessing flow!

clint greasewood

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

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litre_cola

That’s a good pug right there!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have no love for the Braves, but it would be fun to see the Asterisks get beat like 25-0 or something.

Spur

that was less then ideal for Dallas. Adjustments will be made?

The Maestro

That drive just looked like a classic McCarthy regression to the mean, that’s all.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

See when you say “classic McCarthy” I think “drunkenly accuse someone of being a communist”.

Spur

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clint greasewood

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yeah right

While I won’t be present during commenting time just know I’ll be watching the game. SKOL!

Spur

Shiner Bock or more vodka?

Mr. Ayo

VODKA!!!

clint greasewood

When do we find out that Carrie Underwood is a terrible racist that abuses her undocumented housemaid?

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Spur

If Dallas is real they’ll win this game with no Dak. Triplets Dallas Era won with Aikman was out and asking what color an orange was.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Even if you dislike this song please do watch the first five seconds of this video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B_av_ntwUA0

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Seriously how many leagues are still functional after that?

ballsofsteelandfury

Apparently, that knocked out 4 in the DFO pool.

Only 2 remain alive!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh man, the Asterisks are going to have to cheat like they’ve never cheated before if they’re gonna cheat their way out of this hole.

Gatoraids

Damn sexy Lifeforce

rockingdog

Found a funny;

SICKOS hahaha

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If I could dress up as a tweet I’d do this one.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

TO: Bruce_Allen@[*Redacted] s.org

SUBJECT: When are you going to send me those sex trafficking photos?

THIS CHEERLEADER I CALL HER [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED] CAUSE SOMEONE IS SLINGING WEBS ALL OVER HER BACK

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LemonJello

No DAK! tonight. Zeke better eat a second bowl of lead paint chips.

Spur

Can’t we get Dak a peg leg? So this is the test. How good is Dallas?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

We’re watching the lady version while eating pizza and drinking pumpkin beers

Gatoraids

bustin makes me feel good

Gatoraids

Happy Halloween

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Spur

That candy basket has no Dots or flavored tootsie rolls. Let them eat candy corn

LemonJello

Leave it to my Jaguras to make Geno F’n Smith look like an NFL QB.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

KLUWE WAS RIGHT!

[regarding the Boswell hit]
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Spur

Punter Lives Matter

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Found her

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