Turns out that searching for ‘Sexy NFL Owner Costume’ only results in a faded black and white pic of George Halas in a two piece bikini. No one wants to see that!
To The Game!
Cowboys/Vikes:
-So. Much. Firepower. (in this game) I hope it’s a high-scoring tilt.
-As of this typing DAK! is a true game-time decision and as you might know, it’s a helluva long way down to Cooper Rush.
-The counterpart, our own beloved Cousins, is in possession of a scorching hot 13-2 TD/INT number.
-He should beware of Diggs jumping a few routes in order to keep his interception streak alive. I’ve mentioned before that the effectiveness of the Dallas D is a bit of a high wire act because they need takeaways (read: extra opportunities for the O) in order to win games.
-I’ll guess that Jefferson-if Diggs is on him-will try a double move at some point.
-As for other players, keep an eye on tight end Conklin-the Cowboys DVOA vs that position is the very worst in the league.
-I feel sorry for Minny lb Eric Kendricks-his responsibilities will include 1.) trying to cover Jarwin when he’s in, 2.) trying to cover Shultz when he’s in, 3.) trying to stop the run game when Zeke carries the ball, and 4.) trying to stop Pollard when he’s carrying the ball. That’s a dizzying amount of things to suss out pre-snap.
Give me what ya got.
THIS COWBOYS QB, I CALL HIM 2112 BECAUSE IT OFTEN TAKES SOME TIME FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON THERE WITH RUSH
“I CALL THIS COWBOYS QB LIMBAUGH BECAUSE HE’S DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.”
-Forgotten Rebels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMSFqXGZ5TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Hw4bAUj8A&ab_channel=TheTrailerGuy
Wife is washing dishes* and trying to get Siri to obey.
*we flipped a coin and she won**
**kidding!
Hope I’m not Blair Witching this one…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA
Worst. Plie. Ever.
Has Rush even read the playbook?
Of course, he’s the one that dies in the end.
Geddy Lee has no time for playbooks.
Only odd time signatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY&ab
There is a machine in my room that plays this first two notes of the riff from The Hardest Button to Button every 30 seconds or so
Weird.
these kids better hope Spur doesnt need to start hate drinking
Back in my very early days of drinking, if the Giants weren’t doing well I’d throw 4-5 ounces into the highball glass and call it “an angry pour”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25EYLtqiyTo&ab
/turns on game
/Cooper Rush throws into double coverage for an INT
Yep, World Series it is.
Dallas Defense is gonna have to score or force TOs in Vikings territory
Xavier Woods from the top rope
Bonnie McMurray!!
nice blown coverage Dallas. Keep it up and I can go to bed early
SHAN’KHLOR from whom all blessing flow!
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
That’s a good pug right there!
I have no love for the Braves, but it would be fun to see the Asterisks get beat like 25-0 or something.
that was less then ideal for Dallas. Adjustments will be made?
That drive just looked like a classic McCarthy regression to the mean, that’s all.
See when you say “classic McCarthy” I think “drunkenly accuse someone of being a communist”.
I loved Elvira’s attitude, sense of humor and cleavage.*
*not in that order
While I won’t be present during commenting time just know I’ll be watching the game. SKOL!
Shiner Bock or more vodka?
VODKA!!!
When do we find out that Carrie Underwood is a terrible racist that abuses her undocumented housemaid?
If Dallas is real they’ll win this game with no Dak. Triplets Dallas Era won with Aikman was out and asking what color an orange was.
Even if you dislike this song please do watch the first five seconds of this video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B_av_ntwUA0
“Hey buddy, you mind if I trade places with you on the next flight?”
-Sick bag, directly over Dok Zymm’s seat, talking to his buddy across the aisle
Kudos to all those that grabbed the Jets in Survivor.
Seriously how many leagues are still functional after that?
Apparently, that knocked out 4 in the DFO pool.
Only 2 remain alive!
Oh man, the Asterisks are going to have to cheat like they’ve never cheated before if they’re gonna cheat their way out of this hole.
Bad news for energy vampires like Mitch McConnell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K03T-Zh-HE4&ab_channel=FXNetworks
Damn sexy Lifeforce
Found a funny;
SICKOS hahaha
One I found that made me laugh-
My conservative mother sat me down and asked me if I was a lesbian and I told her, “No, I love sucking on big fat cocks” and she still got upset!
If I could dress up as a tweet I’d do this one.
TO: Bruce_Allen@[*Redacted] s.org
SUBJECT: When are you going to send me those sex trafficking photos?
THIS CHEERLEADER I CALL HER [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED] CAUSE SOMEONE IS SLINGING WEBS ALL OVER HER BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&ab
No DAK! tonight. Zeke better eat a second bowl of lead paint chips.
Can’t we get Dak a peg leg? So this is the test. How good is Dallas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ
We’re watching the lady version while eating pizza and drinking pumpkin beers
bustin makes me feel good
Happy Halloween
That candy basket has no Dots or flavored tootsie rolls. Let them eat candy corn
Leave it to my Jaguras to make Geno F’n Smith look like an NFL QB.
KLUWE WAS RIGHT!
[regarding the Boswell hit]
Punter Lives Matter
Let’s Do This Cowboy Fans and Haters!
Found her