To The Games!
Falcons/Cowboys:
Ryan was supposedly in a bad spot last week vs the Saints, having to work with the likes of Zaccheaus, Sharpe and Gage but he got the W. Dallas is sure to bounce back after that loss to the Broncos and they have Gallup back to boot. Atlanta has given up 48 to the Bucs and 30+ to the Eagles and TEAM and I expect they’ll do the same here.
Saints/Titans:
Which Tennessee D will step forward in this spot-the one the Jags hung 454 yards on or that other one that has 8 takeaways in the last three games? Everyone was talking about Peterson last week but it was D’Onta Foreman that came back from the dead and posted that gaudy 5.8 ypc number. Without Kamara in the lineup the Saints O will look decidedly different. Perhaps we’ll see more than a little magic undies action?
Jags/Colts:
Wentz has tossed 3 TD’s in two straight tilts and is looking more and more comfortable in Indy’s O. And that’s why I’m streaming Moe Alie-Sheedy at tight end today. Speaking of, here’s an easy (so they say) prop bet for you-Dan Arnold has 17 targets and 120+ yards the last 2 weeks and his receiving yards is set at just 38.5.
Browns/Pats:
Brandon Bolden, the special teams guy, it’s your time to shine. It’s against a front seven that dominates the run game but whatever. D’Ernest gets to follow up week 7’s memorable cameo with another vs a banged-up lb unit. I’ll take the under on this 45.5 number.
Bills/Jets:
Two stupefying losses in a row is what Buffalo is looking at if they lay an egg again this week. They’re now 3rd in the AFC pecking order playoffs-wise and it is all their own doing. I’d expect Mike White to get a generous amount of garbage points if he survives the first half.
Lions/Steelers:
Will rook Pat Freiermuth do it again? He’s running routes on 73% of dropbacks and has a 17% target share-not bad for a rook tight end. Did I mention that Detroit is 31st in the league in defending that position? Yeah, you’re right-this is an Ebron smash spot. The Kneecap Biting crew is getting all kinds of not-help from The Goffster. Aside from week 1 he has a 5:5 TD/INT number and has not passed for 300 yards.
Bucs/TEAM:
A perpetually bummed-up Gibson gets the league’s 2nd-best run defense-maybe you sit him. Last year in the playoffs Heinicke had himself quite the game vs these Bucs but that was quite a bit of game film ago. He’s just a placeholder these days until Fitz gets back and until Washington (perhaps) drafts a qb with their top 5 pick in next year’s draft.
Off we go! (sorry for the tardiness)
One of today’s great mysteries is how Rudolph could possibly have completed 19 passes.
The bigger mystery is why the Steelers defense is giving up so many points to the Lions.
Yeah right trying to get to the parking lot: An artist’s interpretation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiEglUjqWj0&ab_channel=MarkJennings
I was thinking along these lines:
[licks painting] “Needs more Hieronymus Bosch.”
Dan Quinn didnt have to carry around his lunch in a Lowes bag today but he is.
Diggs got an INT.
22 points from the Dallas D today. Most over performing D I’ve seen today.
Yeah, great, my wife is glaring at me again. Thanks, Ayo, don’t you have a refresh button to be pushing?
I can’t actually envision ever coming back here. Seriously, this is a shitshow.
So you’re saying SoFi this is a terrible experience?
It’s a pretty apt sponsorship, given everything I have heard about SoFi
What fixture are you attempting to attend?
Nevermind I figured it out!
We think we’re going to stay in a hotel and Uber to and from the game on Dec. 5th.
Stop with the christmas commercials! It’s not even Thanksgiving yet!
It twas weeks ago, silly
Shank’lor really likes the jags kicker.
Baker ded
This gif is a perfect representation of the US healthcare system.
I see the lions are going to fuck this up.
Ah, the comfort of things that are NAWT new or unusual
Lawsamerci! I love watching the Brownies getting a spanking!
FOOBAWLL sucks.
That bird dont fly
This Camo shit can go fuck itself.
They missed an opportunity to go with pink camo for service members with breast cancer!
RedZone is showing the 36-3 fixture. Because that’s the kind of weekend it’s been.
If the next window doesn’t excite you, there’s always Drexel/Sillycuse on espn2.
First initial impression: getting to the parking lot sucks
Strike that, this is a fucking nightmare.
Polenta or grits? Or are they the same damn thing?
I think polenta is ground slightly finer.
The same thing with enough butter.
surprisingly, Hippo WILL eat grits. But I must be 100% certain they are plain.
I like them cheesy as fuck. With shrimp on top.
Especially when you recall he’s a convered WR/TE – Tanny Fanny is remarkably good with the play fake.
Ray-Ray McCloud is leading the Steelers in catches.
Hooray!
The Lions 🦁 look like they are having fun!!
That’s Rocking!
for one week only, they’s FUCKING!
DOES THIS REDZONE MAKE YOU FEEL THANKED FOAR YOUR SERVICE, BLAX???
Halftime project:
I find it’s more useful when you flip it onto its legs.
wut are you, JESUS???
Table can walk on water WHILE turning it into wine and fishes!
I do not miss those days.
TWO Lion running back TDs, fucking ZERO for Swifty
/thinking this will be my last season of fantasy FITBAW
Has a coach ever quit at halftime? Or will urban be the first?
“What’s the action?”
— Hippo/Frank Reynolds
My money is still on “fakes a heart attack”
Out with an aorta
All bets are lost, losing money FF matchups, all seems right in the world. If this damn 4 year old would nap it would be great. He has been up since 430 FFS.
Pills. The only solution to any problem.
Down the Carolina wine country rabbit hole no thanks to you. You can pair it with the bbq trail too?!?!?!
My DFS lineups:
A little bourbon on the gums never hurt anyone.
Assuming you want your kid to a lawyer who spends all his free time on dick-joke/football blogs.
What time is he going to bed?
830 pm everyday
Pretty rare for a footed ball side to go into the half with exactly 12 times the opponents’ point total.
ATL continues to shit the bed when down 28-3.
https://twitter.com/AtlantaFalcons/status/1459964302832676869
Yes! A blocked punt that doesn’t burn Dallas.
Can anyone top Ayo’s Ivy-hood? If not, seems as if he should be our emperor.
Well, until someone graduates the new University of Truth in Austin!
Bring me my crown!
And more freezer vodka!
I gots an Ivy degree too, can I be co-emperor?
Ugh, fine. But you have to wear the tiara.
Yes! I get to … oh, uh, “have to.” Yes. Right. Well, if I must…
TIME TO RANK IVIES.
She wins.
“Oh what’s the coloUr of horseshit?
Brown! Brown! Brown!”
That sounds insufferable. But dead last is Brown.
According to this, it’s Cornell.
https://www.shemmassianconsulting.com/blog/ivy-league-rankings#ivy-league-rankings
I also went to Columbia.
Sure, it was for a newspaper seminar while I was in high school, (and no, I didn’t get laid, something that should have been implied from ‘newspaper seminar while I was in high school), but we had to register and everything.
I have taken campus tours of 3 Ivy leagues, plus I tresspassed on private property owned by Oxford!
Don T. and I wandered all over Yale this past week.
We didn’t get asked to leave, so technically I’m a Yale alumnus now.
Anyone want to buy a gently insane 4 year old?
Windowless Van diverts towards Alberta
/Penn State admissions board freaks out
“What’s the big deal?” — Ghost of Joe Paterno
Dan Quinn Sends his Regards – Micah Parsons
Sassy Ref and crew having a ‘mare today.
Nailed It!
Moseyed on over to my favorite winery up here, and they’re able to seat me for a tasting even though I didn’t have a reservation ❤
Did you go to the 20’s party last night?
I did! It was fun, excellent band!
Jets with the snarky double pass for a nice gain.
They’ll Jets it up soon enough
Snarky double gin? Good for them!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fckqglxb49s&ab
Browns with their fourth potential turnover.
Like Andy Reid considering his pre-breakfast options.
There is no “potential” food for him. Just degrees of digested.
I’m tired and cranky but at least the Bears can’t lose this week
It’s really only the Raiders that can lose during a bye
.https://youtu.be/5Zk8V19iG-Q
Mac Jones and the Pats are ROCKINGGG!!! 💯
This McCorkle might have a future
Ref MURDER! The 2nd one this year!
These are my favorite cheerleaders out of anything, ever.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aAspohPn1j0
That should be a flag for a late hit on Mike White
Tucker Carlson’s ears just perked up at the suggestion that a White had been mistreated.
So a recap, TWBS has been reincarnated, Zymm is eating the guy from the UN, WCS is slapping his serfs around and DFO has an Ivy leaguer to go with our collection of Jeopardy contestants. Did I miss something?
That about sums it up
Yes, Maestro and Señor Weaselo had birthdays this weekend.
But Maestro didn’t get another Zamboni ride at the Sens game.
And it’s not even half time of the early games yet! Stay tuned!
Ron Rivera is apparently now Lovie Smith.
Well, candlesticks make a nice gift…
Found a new wall paper for the DFO clubhouse bathroom
Add Dak likes to hollar KILL at the line and you are up to date
Pats defense is looking pretty solid.
– Richard Nixon’s father-in-law
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FklUAoZ6KxY
The bending guitar will never not be hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTzW5J-MjkE&ab
Are the Bucs frauds?
Is Brady finished?
I first read that as “are the bucks frauds” and was about to dial the Secret Service.
Shank’lor PAT sacrifice ACCEPTED.