Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Do we have more action? Of course we do and this one certainly has the potential to feature quite a number of points.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Raiders:

-PFF’s fourth ranked deep passer through weeks 1-8 was none other than Mr. Carr. Do you not think that old-ish speedster DeSean might go long once or twice? Well, that’s kinda the only thing he does these days. By the way, he hasn’t had more than 15 catches in a season since 2018.

 

-Hunter Renfrow, that boring dude that you never paid much attention to has quietly been a very solid floor guy this year. With only one exception he’s had double digit fantasy points in every game.

-For a team that has won three of its last four games, the Chiefs sure are getting quite a bit of grief from all corners of the football world. I guess we got spoiled for a while there.

-All this camo shit on the sidelines is distracting-give me a pink ribbon any day over this crap.

-As for the Chiefs woes, I read that with teams taking away the deep ball, now Tyreek is in the middle of the field where Kelce does all of his damage. A bit of congestion there that I’m sure Andy will figure out. As for Mecole Hardman, he seems like a lost cause at this point, doesn’t he?

-No matter the winner, with all teams in the AFC West bunched at five wins, no result will unstuck this logjam. May as well cheer for a tie, right?

Type those things that you like to type.

 

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TheRevanchist

Chiefs win. Browns lose. And KC is on top of the division. All is right with the world.

Doktor Zymm

I wonder what the length and volume of the protein I have extruded in the form of hair and nails is?

Horatio Cornblower

The GrubHub guarantee: We are going to take 40% from a business struggling with maybe 6% profit margins, so pick it up yourself, (and tip anyway), you lazy sacks of shit.

blaxabbath

Change the system. Let the free market run wild; including let restaurants run/ contract their own delivery brokerages.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That horseshit garbage time TD from Carr will likely be the difference for me this week in fantasy. Brocky, take your luck back.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My ff team would really benefit from a Derek Carr INT. Come on, Derek, throw it away like it’s one of your teammate’s lives.

blaxabbath

Sorry I’ve dropped my duties. Have a business and personal move and training right on me (close Wednesday). Just busy as all hell.

But had to check in and see if RTD had challenged Henry Ruggs III to a game of chicken in Elon Musk’s Boring Tunnel?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We’ll forgive you…depending on who wins the next few quotables.

Still Spam, I assume.

Doktor Zymm

Okay, the chances of Vegas making a comeback are now wee enough for me to stop watching sans FOMO

Doktor Zymm

What is the longest anyone has played tackle football without a significant injury?

herodotus450

I played from 12-15 years old and I’m totally fine.

Doktor Zymm

3 years, so maybe 50 games with a few hundred practices? THE BAR IS SET

Mr. Ayo

*pulls out binder of printed herodotus450 posts on [DFO]*

Are you sure about that? Do we need to go through all of this?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I played four years of high school and still have knee issues from it. My CTE seems ok, though, despite Ayo’s binder on me.

Horatio Cornblower

I never played footb…

/Ayo pulls out several binders

I played from middle school through college and then 10 years of semi-pro ball and that’s why I typed all of whatever that is.

Doktor Zymm

Plug-in hybrid dipshit doesn’t understand the difference between FREE and COMPLEMENTARY.

Brocky

God i hate elvis

Gumbygirl

What?!!!

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Horatio Cornblower

Give it up, Herbie, nobody likes dentists.

Sharkbait

You’re an anti-dentite!

Gumbygirl

That was ill-advised. Shoulda been picked!

Doktor Zymm

What’s with the hexagons in the Raider’s logo? Don’t they know that hexes don’t work like that?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They built the stadium on an ancient honeycomb burial ground.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, I’m outta here. Good night, everybody!

Don T

Friend: There is so much in New York. Have you gone to Roosevelt Island?

The Lady: What’s in Roosevelt Island?

Me: Polio

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Sharkbait

How much longer are you in the city?

Don T

I leave tomorrow, early PM. From there on, here’s my plan:
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Doktor Zymm

Budding New Yorican?

Horatio Cornblower

New Havenite.

Got ‘im with the pizza.

Doktor Zymm

You must know my old roommate and her husband, mostly because I assume everyone in the New Haven area who enjoys microbrewery beer knows each other.

Horatio Cornblower

Probably, but we only use code names so it doesn’t get creepy.

Sharkbait

Pepe’s?

Horatio Cornblower

Modern.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s not too late to give Penn State the death penalty.

https://twitter.com/NFLGimpy/status/1460068206886989827

Gumbygirl

Triblive is a disgusting propaganda machine. This is not a surprise.

Doktor Zymm

It is a blessing that no one has pubic hair that matches a casino carpet, nor matching drapes

Horatio Cornblower

That you know of.

Doktor Zymm

Those patterns are designed for high traffic areas, so I think we would have heard

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of the worst things about watching the Raiders is seeing a 3rd and short and knowing they won’t convert but their opponents always will.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also applies to 3rd and long.

Col. Duke LaCross

See also: Bears, Chicago

TheRevanchist

Every time a Raiders fan whine, an angel gets it’s wings ripped off. Tomorrow should be an interesting day at work.

Gumbygirl

Rikki’s not whining. Rikki’s bitchin’!

Horatio Cornblower

Got the Camaro and everything.