I want parity! And it looks like I’m getting all kinds of it! Any team that tries to pull away in the division or conference gets pulled the hell back in. I mean, even the Cards at 9-2 can’t coast with the Rams at 7-3. (this begs the question-does anyone really believe in Arizona?) The last two weekends of the season are going to be fascinating though I promise to not read/watch anyone talk about all the obligatory “different crazy scenarios” whereby the Jags could get in or somesuch.
Fallout:
-The Cowboys are all kinds of banged up and are playing again in 3 1/2 days! I guess some help is coming for the o-line but is that going to be enough? Dallas haters always point out that they get a 10 day break heading into the meat of the sked every year but it’s so weird that no one says the same of the Lions.
-Courtland Sutton re-upped for four years and 68 mil after he and Elway pinky-swore that there would be a legit search for a competent qb in the offseason.
-Matt Nagy told reporters that he was ‘gathering all the facts’ regarding Fields’ injury which is a dumb guy that thinks he’s smart way of saying, “I don’t know what’s going on”.
-Seattle looks done for at 3-7 and 1-5 in the conference. There’s talk in the hallways of “melting the steel beams of the entire team in the summer” according to an anonymous source within the organization.
To The Game!
Bucs/Giants:
-A few new-ish faces (they be coming back from injury) may show up in the form of Saquon and Gronk tonight.
-With the manmonster Vita Vea still out and not clogging the middle the Giants might be able to cobble together a running game. If not, there’s always the short pass to the rb that’s available. The Bucs D allows a completion rate of 87.7% on those throws.
-Brady looks to get back on pace to the 51 TD throws he was pursuing. Will he do so or will the ghosts of ’07 and ’11 continue to haunt him. (look, let me have this, it’s the only thing I can cling to these days)
-With Shepard still out it looks as though Kadarius will have the slot all to himself. If Dimes could just get him the damn ball, the guy is almost uncoverable-his change of direction skills are otherworldly and his burst is phenomenal.
Show me what you got.
This is how we find out that Danny Dimes is red/white coloUr blind.
Never change Daniel
btw have we commented on or celebrated the trans woman currently kicking ass on Jeopardy? If she lost tonite, please no spoilers, halfway thru thanks godbless
I haven’t watched Jeopardy in forever. Still bitter they doubled the money after my shows.
Your fault for not anticipating it (2003 was $$$$$$$$$)
Two times zero is still zero though.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d4/d47cb7089db22b7be4108528a53e5f2b7590344f7d6bfcba142ed49059b8936a.jpg
I researched flights for Dok’s ATW trip and you could do it in business class for $6K. I honestly don’t think that’s too bad.
Agreed, that’s not bad at all. You should do it!
That was for December. I’m gonna play around with Google Flights and see what I can get early spring.
Playing with Google Flights is super fun, I hope they don’t ruin it like they keep ruining their other products
https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/1462973626638995457
That’s really really good hustle.
/slaps Bruce Arians on the ass, charges 399 baht
//yeah that’s Thai currency, dunno Vietnamish currency ain’t gonna learn
///not gonna learn Asian capitals neither
Vietnamese currency is Dong, you’re welcome
Hey sexy people and DFO regulars!
Have nothing to say, other than good evening and hope y’all are getting drunk and/or laid.
Cue the “Why Not Both” meme.
‘Wasn’t the most creative play call from Jason Garrett….”
Every Cowboy fan nods until they sprain their necks.
Unless the Tampa D, (immediately trademarks name for as-yet-unpurchased cheesy strip bar), and Mike Evans somehow combine to lose 18 points from here on in, I have won my FF game and have no reason to be watching this game.
Accordingly, the NFL should pay each of you $1 for every minute I waste doing exactly that, because this place is the only reason I will.
You should each plan on about $3.
got golladay and evans vs the tampa d and im down 3 still have to do the time
I’ll sacrifice a Golladay TD for you.
I kind of like Kenny Galloway on this team
He and Danny dimes seem rocking!!!
“Fat Guy TD’s are the best!”
-Zymm
“Fat Guy STD’s? No. Just no.”
-Harvey Weinstein accusers
@Doktor Zymm
My proposal for your ATW trip:
LA/SF to Singapore
Singapore to Dubai
Dubai to LA/SF.
If you get Singapore Air and Emirates, you’re looking at two of the best airlines in the world. I’m sure the flights would be hella comfy.
My suggestion is limited to that under no circumstances should you fly through Belorussian airspace.
Oh yeah, that’s a given. Might go around by boat into St. Pete
Isn’t that where those space folk the Scientologists are based?
I’m already booked on a trans-Pacific cruise from Tokyo – Seward, so I was thinking that would kick it off. Then there are a bunch of trans-continental rail routes, then some stuff in the middle, and hopefully ending with the trans-Siberian RR and maybe a ferry from China to Japan, although not sure if any of those have plans to take passengers any time soon
About to finish this book. Trains thru India do not seem awesome.
It was written in the late 1970s I think, so we may be a bit out of date.
Still…probably not visiting India.
They’re going through a bit of a rough spot.
Where’s Cecil Rhodes when you need him?
He’s currently lording over a dead rhino and/or Zulu.
Paul Theroux is awesome. There are actually 8 classes on Indian RRs nowadays, so I’m guessing you could make it more awesome if you’re willing to pony up the cash
https://www.seat61.com/India.htm#classes
That sounds incredible!!
I started the TB defense this week, so I’d like to thank the Giants for that completely stupid and totally undeserved point I just picked up on that last minute fumble.
[20 seconds left on the clock, Giants have the ball]
Announcer: “The Bucs Have Two Timeouts Left!”
I really wish Peypey and ELi would just do this every MOnday.
Seriously
Makes these games better. I’m hoping they do it every week next season
Cowboys have the Thursday game against the Saints after the Thanksgiving game against Rikki’s Soon-To-Be-Ex-Raiders, so they don’t get that ten day break until they’ve played 3 games in about 2 1/2 weeks. Which with their current M*A*S*H unit of a lineup is going to be a lot more interesting than it should be.
Hey all….
Rude.
It was a great comment, Sharky.
Sorry to hear it apparently bombed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
Well done.
Isn’t he still upset about losing to Mrs Sharkbait in ff this week and has to sleep on the couch or something for a few days
Couch sleepin is the best sleepin!
Only during the afternoon is it the best. Or maybe when you fall asleep during some random movie.
I believe the side bet was that he had to dress up in THAT outfit and he’s self-conscious about it not fitting correctly anymore.
Checking the live stream says it still fits pretty good
Just like the primary target of Kokura was abandoned that day cause no one could find it on the map, I’m giving a “This is Great” to this comment instead cause it’s right in front of me.
Kevin Hart talking about Eli’s Fart Face is just perfect.
Thank God for the Manningcast.
Who has two thumbs and is starting Brady and the buccaneers defense!
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Don’t tell God!
“OH, just wait for what I’ve got instore for Brocky.”
-the Almighty
Fat guy lineman TD!!!
That’s Rocking!!! 💯
Fat guy TDs are the best
They should be worth a couple more points.
We really need to jazz up the entire scoring system
FATMANDOWN!
–Bockscar Crew, 8/9/1945
Sudden change?
Parcells calling the Manning brothers “celebrity country club retired qbs” is everything I could have asked for.
Christmas came early this year.
I’m all for more class resentment in sports media.
Gotta love older multi-millionaires calling out younger multi-millionaires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6gX37d2eP8&ab_channel=JeanBelmondo
How many hours ago was Bill Parcell’s bedtime?
Yes.
Also, the onion on his belt needs replacing.
Brady given 12+ seconds to find a receiver in the end zone and he can’t. What a loser!
They preparing Parcells obituary between the break just in case
I have no words.
https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/texas-youth-football-team-with-perfect-record-removed-from-playoffs-for-being-too-good/
The NY teams should swap team colors. Then the Giants would at least be green, if not actually jolly about their performance.
“Give Peas a Chance.”
-The New York Green Giants
Odds on Parcells saying something overtly racist during the Manningcast?
Ask Hippo to clarify, but, minus 3.5.
“-3/5”
-Vegas
Coach Parcells, how do you feel about the current supply chain issues vis a vis trade with China?
Thinking I might quit my job in April instead of Feb then try to do an around the world trip with minimal air legs
You MUST write that up!
Oh Jeezus. Parcells. Hope the ESPN 2 intern has the dump button ready.
Manning especially when he was discussing his favorite passing routes
Men In Blazers speaking truth here.
https://twitter.com/MenInBlazers/status/1462945962100412418
So nice that was UCLA handing out that punishment.
Rod Sellers did nothing wrong
golladay needs a td
Raise that to TWO for Hippo plz
ah guess we’ll get a wet fart and like it instead
Unsure how I feel about Condoleezza Rice as a Manning guest.
Wtf?
Yup. 2nd quarter I think
“I like the football. I did nothing wrong.”
-C. Rice
Say what you want about Dimes, he can do play-action.*
*comment valid until he throws a pic
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Greetings.
as you wiiiiiiiish!!!
Good evening sire, how are the subjects?
Yer majesty
I’ve been practicing my curtsey.
so the final score, based on that drive, should be about 165-6? Cool, cool.
Tampa hasn’t returned a punt/kickoff in 177 games-not gonna mention that because that’s a jinx.*
*shit!
GOLLADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
“It could be so nice.”
-Madonna
The Dr. Mrs. is watching figure skating this evening. I don’t mind except the constant promotions for NBC garbage shows like La Brea and other trash like some new París Hilton reality show.
Giants need this game more than tb
Mentioning tb during Thanksgiving week could be triggering for some
That’s some dark shit. I love it.
Found a funny;
It’s so funny that Taco Bell has an executive chef, like what do they do? “I have a new idea, put cheese on it. And then put another tortilla around it. This one’s gonna be a hit”
I would have assumed it’s so they can issue executive orders, like “change the order of the ingredients”.
Couldn’t a randomizer program do the same thing?
“Let’s use three types of cheese.”
LoL
“Let’s put a taco, inside a taco.”
*takes another hit from the bong
Exec: “And put more ground birf in there!”*
*”I said ‘beef’! Let the record show I said ‘beef’, not ‘birf’.
Same Exec: [on the phone, later] “Oh yeah, we need three more tons of that sweet, sweet birf. Make it happen!”
I’m watching the Matron Saint and her droogs but will hopping over to the Manningcast before the terrible trio in the booth make my ears bleed.
Gettin’ ready for a little of the ol’ ULTRAVIOLENCE, eh?
Yeah yeah. No one gives a shit. But I dumped Toney & picked up Golladay to start vs Evans & Fourny with a 27 point lead. So let’s all enjoy that exploding in my face like an incorrectly baked Bibby-Batka.
Well, they just showed the Tom Brady and the Cancer Kid story on ESPN and now I can’t help but like Brady!!
Damn you, feelings!
I would say that being nice to kids with cancer is a necessary but not sufficient criterion for likability. You have to be extremely evil NOT to be nice to kids with cancer, even people who are jerks to everyone else are nice to cancer kids.
Counterpoint: Kids with cancer were just asking for it. Why would they be wearing those genes in the first place?
“Kid, just take Vitamin D. Chemo is only a windfall for hospitals.”
-QAron
Poppycock
Yummy!
I need Fournette and Saquon to combine for 13.3. So take the over on number of passes thrown, whatever it is!
I benched Horny Fourny for Gallup at the last minute, and lost by 4. As such, I will abstain from MNF, not to get any angrier at myself.
That was strange – two birds just crashed into the glass at the same time – maybe they were having some kind of dogfight? They both flew away, but at the exact same time that was happening, my cat turned up with a bird in her mouth.
She’s so much more violent now that I’ve been feeding her less.
Hangry kitty!
I didn’t know you lived at the BirdMurderDome!
I always wanted to show my cats Natural Born Killers and see if they’re all like “Game Recognize Game, yo.”