What have you done with your leftovers? The nation needs to know! Has turkey noodle soup made an appearance? Has a sandwich slathered in (oh god, no!) MAYO been thrown down your gullet? I imagine some semblance of normalcy has returned as relatives have shoved off finally-uncle Bob is such a moocher! Tell us about your post-Thanksgiving shenanigans below.
To The Games!
Steelers/Bengals:
Can we have some clarity in the AFC North please? A win here by Cincy would help a tiny bit. Pitt appears to be in a slow slide as an old, injured Ben tries to compete on what’s left of his legs, shoulders and arm. Tying the Lions and giving up 40+ to the Chargers doesn’t speak well of a bright future. If weather permits I can see Higgins and Chase going off here.
Bucs/Colts:
I do like this one-the Colts are white hot having won six of seven (the loss was in OT) and their running game featuring Taylor (league winner?) is clicking. Even if the Bucs without Vea can slow things down there’s always Pittman and passes out of the backfield.
Panthers/Fins:
Miami was dead in the water at 1-7 but have somehow reeled in three wins. (one over the Ravens) Talk of Flores losing the room is a distant memory. Cam’s back and his play has been ‘okay’-his longest pass from scrimmage has been 13 yards. Still, it’s up to CMC and the D to get things done.
Titans/Pats:
Bill almost cracked a smirk when realizing that the Titans are down their top rb’s, wr’s and linebackers. It’s a test of the imagination to figure out how Tennessee is going to put points on the board vs a defense that has given up 13 points combined in their last three games.
Eagles/Giants:
Philly is rolling while doing an excellent imitation of the Ravens. A win here would get them that much closer to the Cowboys as well. The Giants have been alternating wins and losses since mid-October and they’re doing it playing indecisive, unimaginative football. Will Kitchens’ playcalling make that much of a difference? I say a hearty, “NAY!” because it’s mental errors and sloppy execution that is killing this team.
Falcons/Jags:
In the four games since the bye Lawrence has a 1-1 TD/INT number. You read that right. Atlanta has lost their last two by a score of 68-3. With the exception of Pitts there’s no real talent at any of the skill positions on either team. Enjoy.
Jets/Texans:
The fella most disappointed in Wilson’s return must be rook wr Elijah Moore. He’s the one that went on a 24 catch, 336 yard, 4 TD binge while The Chosen One tried to get his head and game back together. The ‘winner’ of this talent-free tilt drops out of the top five of the draft.
Oof! The great games at the top of the sked are certainly undermined by the dross at the bottom. We’ll make the best of it as we always do.
If I didn’t know who he was, I would think that Joe Judge looks like a guy that would start fights in the comment sections of Youtube blackhead extraction videos.
I have never looked at a video on that subject. I probably would have, if they had the internet during my teen years in the 1970s.
Damn, I love me a Philly
CheesesteakTurnover./strikethru getting a workout today
IT’S TIME FOR A COMEBA-oh who am I kidding
Clots gravy hands strike again!
Pittsburgh Starters vs. Bengals Backups: GARBAGE TIME!
Garbage Time is Jim Tomsula’s podcast covering the best dumpsters in various train yards across the country
Christ, I’ve gotta come up with another hobo story.
No pressure, but WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU.
Afternoon all, my wife has finally stopped demanding my undevided attention this weekend. So I finally have the rest of the weekend to relax.
I spent most of yesterday and a good part of today putting up Christmas decorations and lights to appease Lady LemonJello.
I have not had a moment to myself since Wednesday, I need a holiday from my holiday.
The Bucs-Colts game sounds like Howard Stern is doing the play-by-play.
I like that out of three guys, Jason Pierre-Paul was the one who managed to get a hold of Wentz.
Panthers need to stop pounding. They’re only making their grave that much deeper.
“Panthers pounding” sounds like something Jay Cutler would have to erase from his Google search history.
As God is my witness I thought
turkeys could flyFreddie Kitchens was black.A sign that you’re old: You see a fucked up situation on tv – like that Geico, kids with the swimming pool up stairs commercial – and you play the “can you imagine” game with your partner, for the next 10 minutes.
Good times.
Its always bet to plan for extreme situations. How to clean up and repair the water damage? How to dispose of the bodies? What to say to family and the authorities?
Nice flop there by Old Man Ben.
The Ben is in the game. Down 38. 13 minutes to play.
HARF HARF THE GAME IS BEN’S FAVORITE READ-THING
That was fairly mutual PI.
Followed by the gimmiedown.
I assume your employer would frown upon you spitting on MRSA Dreamboat?
THIS PIT/CIN GAME I CALL HEAVY INDUSTRY IN AMERICA BECAUSE THE STEELERS ARE DEAD AND THEY’RE NOT COMING BACK
I would have guessed MUCH farther in the past than 2009 for a Bungles sweep of the Yinz
Almost started Zach Wilson against you because I thought both Herbert and Burrow would bomb today. Was lucky to pull myself back from “The Over-Thinkies”.
I never so restrain myself. Because TOO STUPID TO LIVE.
Need a tits rally here. I took them +7
Oh boy, just like prom night with that Tits denial.
Yes, because only a “really good friend” would spend hundreds of dollars for dinner at a fine restaurant and a limo.
(sniff)
I CALL A CARSON WENTZ DEEP BALL A MADONNA ALBUM BECAUSE IT’S LIKE A PRAYER!
So the Bengals are pulling starting linemen that are banged up but keeping the starting QB less than a year from a destroyed knee in?
its-a-bold-strategy-cotton-lets-see-if-it-works-out-for-them.jpg (1440×1080) (memegenerator.net)
At what point do we all get switched to a “more competitive game”?
Tampa-Indy is actually very competitive.
as is 500/Jest, just in a much less competent manner
Wouldn’t mind seeing either of those. I’ve got Iggles/Gints and theBens/Bungles as the only options at the moment; as much as I enjoy watching a good asswhuppin’, hopefully CBS will eventually switch to something more exciting.
Is Josh Sweat related to Keith Sweat? MURRIKA WANTS 2 NOE
I’m more interested to learn if Boogie Knight is related to Michael Knight.
I have often wondered whether Kerry Rhodes was related to me, but then I realized that something about him was a bit off colour.
Thinking about the possibility of a gay male prostitute in Indianapolis referring to himself as “Whore Son, Wentz”
It’s always sunny in Foxborough, folks!
“Agreed, sunlight is the best disinfectant.” – Roger Goodell, using a giant magnifying glass to melt a bunch of videotapes
Always knew the TB13 program shared alot with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System
And Max Jones is doing the Move in After Completion
Locally (SE Mass) we spell it without the “ugh.”
Frank [to Gronk]: Did you serve, or were your parents also pussies?
My non-Bengals choices are MAGA Brady and COVID Qaron? Once again, the NFL proves that it hates me.
My word, these Amazon advertisements featuring a benevolent Cleopatra are truly nauseating. It is unlikely that Cleopatra ever lifted a finger for her slaves, let alone gave them even a moment’s thought. At least I attempted to provide my employees with technical training and an understanding of decorum!
For those feeling as depressed as Hippo (and even Other Hippo), I remind y’all there are TWO new It’s Always Sunny episodes this Wednesday nite.
Roethlisberger’s arm is ded.
“Colts are looking pretty good.” – Aaron Rodgers, experiencing the sexual side effects of his ivermectin prescription
He’s always liked the young ones.
Fuck you broadcasting networks! I only have a choice of a Tom Brady-less Patriots or a Tom Brady-led Buccaneers. Either way, I’m having Tom Brady TAWWMY FACKIN BRADEE WHOOOO GO SAWX
/shoves entire can of Skul in mouth
FACK YAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Giants with the Practice Squad Special. Dude by the name of Myarick makes a great catch on an underthrown Dimes ball.
Don’t hurt Roethlisberger! Their only hope is to bring in the backup.
Dude, it’s Rudolph the Racist Reindeer. You would be ok!
Rudolph is the one Mason that can’t build anything.
Probably knows the secret handshake though.
Counterpoint: Its the Bengals. If there is a way to lose, they will find it.
Amazing that the Giants-who have been near the top of the league for years for running on first down-would get stuffed behind the line of scrimmage on first down. It’s like the Eagles saw it coming!
Did she just say “Michael Vick”?
She did. All those “quarterbacks” look alike.
Come on, Bengals. Put up 60!
You’ve done it before!
Houston Oilers at Cincinnati Bengals – December 17th, 1989 | Pro-Football-Reference.com
No Taylor was an obvious tell just trying to draw them offside
That’s what I thought too. Guess they saw something they liked.
Carson’s deep passes need a bit of, um, ‘fine tuning’.
So do Cam’s
DO NOT take your foot off their necks, Cincy. There’s tons of losses to make up for.
/and I need the fantasy points
I have to say this is one of the best dreams I’ve ever had.
I was shocked, shocked I say, when I saw the halftime score. Very cool. Sorry, GG.
It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters.
Better than the dream you had where you were dating Lena Dunham?
wow, didn’t see THAT coming!
— J. Ceasar, Ides of March
yeah, yeah, take it OUTSIDE, Ivy boy!
— C. Cornwallis, Yorktown, Virgina, USA/British America (disputed territory)
HARF HARF THE BEN THROW PICKSIX TO OLD FRIEND WHOOPS
Bahahaha!
WAS HE NOT MY CATCHMAN???
HA!
HARF HARF HARF
I imagine Jason Garrett is at home drawing up a running play on a napkin that goes for two yards up the middle.
Anyone start Ashton Dulin aside from his mom?
PSA: Never book prepaid reservations with hotels.com, if anything goes wrong you will never see that money again. Thank goodness my reservation at the place that closed wasn’t prepaid, as hotels support is now claiming that they have contacted the property (impossible since the premesis are abandoned and the phone and all other electrics have been removed) and that they are denying my request for a refund (also impossible since I never gave them any money) and they apologize for the inconvinience I experienced at the hotel. The ‘inconvenience’ in this case being that I arrived at night in the winter in a foreign city with nowhere to stay, and no assistance whatsoever was offered from the booking agents, aka hotels.com. I was pretty easily able to find a room, albiet at 10x the cost, but that could have gone very wrong otherwise.
I am reasonably sure I will never, ever sleep in another bed (other than my own) as long as I live.
Feels like a double nap kind of day.
LoL
I was like “wait, are the Lions playing right now?” and then I was like “oh wait, they already lost this week.”
Bengals vs Steelers (Artistic Interpretation)
THE SIMPSONS MOVIE: Homer & Bart Save Day – YouTube
I wonder what Brady was bitchin at the refs about. You just threw up a duck dude. Suck it up… that one’s on you.
Yes!
Another Cordalle Patterson TD
Gooo falcons!
That’s Rocking!!! 💪