Your First Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

What have you done with your leftovers? The nation needs to know! Has turkey noodle soup made an appearance? Has a sandwich slathered in (oh god, no!) MAYO been thrown down your gullet? I imagine some semblance of normalcy has returned as relatives have shoved off finally-uncle Bob is such a moocher! Tell us about your post-Thanksgiving shenanigans below.

To The Games!

Steelers/Bengals:

Can we have some clarity in the AFC North please? A win here by Cincy would help a tiny bit. Pitt appears to be in a slow slide as an old, injured Ben tries to compete on what’s left of his legs, shoulders and arm. Tying the Lions and giving up 40+ to the Chargers doesn’t speak well of a bright future. If weather permits I can see Higgins and Chase going off here.

Bucs/Colts:

I do like this one-the Colts are white hot having won six of seven (the loss was in OT) and their running game featuring Taylor (league winner?) is clicking. Even if the Bucs without Vea can slow things down there’s always Pittman and passes out of the backfield.

Panthers/Fins:

Miami was dead in the water at 1-7 but have somehow reeled in three wins. (one over the Ravens) Talk of Flores losing the room is a distant memory. Cam’s back and his play has been ‘okay’-his longest pass from scrimmage has been 13 yards. Still, it’s up to CMC and the D to get things done.

Titans/Pats:

Bill almost cracked a smirk when realizing that the Titans are down their top rb’s, wr’s and linebackers. It’s a test of the imagination to figure out how Tennessee is going to put points on the board vs a defense that has given up 13 points combined in their last three games.

Eagles/Giants:

Philly is rolling while doing an excellent imitation of the Ravens. A win here would get them that much closer to the Cowboys as well. The Giants have been alternating wins and losses since mid-October and they’re doing it playing indecisive, unimaginative football. Will Kitchens’ playcalling make that much of a difference? I say a hearty, “NAY!” because it’s mental errors and sloppy execution that is killing this team.

Falcons/Jags:

In the four games since the bye Lawrence has a 1-1 TD/INT number. You read that right. Atlanta has lost their last two by a score of 68-3. With the exception of Pitts there’s no real talent at any of the skill positions on either team. Enjoy.

Jets/Texans:

The fella most disappointed in Wilson’s return must be rook wr Elijah Moore. He’s the one that went on a 24 catch, 336 yard, 4 TD binge while The Chosen One tried to get his head and game back together. The ‘winner’ of this talent-free tilt drops out of the top five of the draft.

Oof! The great games at the top of the sked are certainly undermined by the dross at the bottom. We’ll make the best of it as we always do.

 

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I have never looked at a video on that subject. I probably would have, if they had the internet during my teen years in the 1970s.

Petronel

IT’S TIME FOR A COMEBA-oh who am I kidding

Mr. Ayo

Clots gravy hands strike again!

Redshirt

Pittsburgh Starters vs. Bengals Backups: GARBAGE TIME!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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LemonJello

Garbage Time is Jim Tomsula’s podcast covering the best dumpsters in various train yards across the country

King Hippo

No pressure, but WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU.

ArmedandHammered

Afternoon all, my wife has finally stopped demanding my undevided attention this weekend. So I finally have the rest of the weekend to relax.

LemonJello

I spent most of yesterday and a good part of today putting up Christmas decorations and lights to appease Lady LemonJello.

ArmedandHammered

I have not had a moment to myself since Wednesday, I need a holiday from my holiday.

Brick Meathook

The Bucs-Colts game sounds like Howard Stern is doing the play-by-play.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like that out of three guys, Jason Pierre-Paul was the one who managed to get a hold of Wentz.

Mr. Ayo

Panthers need to stop pounding. They’re only making their grave that much deeper.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Panthers pounding” sounds like something Jay Cutler would have to erase from his Google search history.

ThePirateSloth

A sign that you’re old: You see a fucked up situation on tv – like that Geico, kids with the swimming pool up stairs commercial – and you play the “can you imagine” game with your partner, for the next 10 minutes.

Good times.

Redshirt

Its always bet to plan for extreme situations. How to clean up and repair the water damage? How to dispose of the bodies? What to say to family and the authorities?

Redshirt

Nice flop there by Old Man Ben.

King Hippo

The Ben is in the game. Down 38. 13 minutes to play.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HARF HARF THE GAME IS BEN’S FAVORITE READ-THING
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NotShogunButShogun

That was fairly mutual PI.

NotShogunButShogun

Followed by the gimmiedown.

King Hippo

I assume your employer would frown upon you spitting on MRSA Dreamboat?

LemonJello

THIS PIT/CIN GAME I CALL HEAVY INDUSTRY IN AMERICA BECAUSE THE STEELERS ARE DEAD AND THEY’RE NOT COMING BACK

King Hippo

I would have guessed MUCH farther in the past than 2009 for a Bungles sweep of the Yinz

King Hippo

I never so restrain myself. Because TOO STUPID TO LIVE.

Sharkbait

Need a tits rally here. I took them +7

Mr. Ayo

Oh boy, just like prom night with that Tits denial.

Redshirt

Yes, because only a “really good friend” would spend hundreds of dollars for dinner at a fine restaurant and a limo.

(sniff)

Redshirt

So the Bengals are pulling starting linemen that are banged up but keeping the starting QB less than a year from a destroyed knee in?

its-a-bold-strategy-cotton-lets-see-if-it-works-out-for-them.jpg (1440×1080) (memegenerator.net)

Petronel

At what point do we all get switched to a “more competitive game”?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tampa-Indy is actually very competitive.

King Hippo

as is 500/Jest, just in a much less competent manner

Petronel

Wouldn’t mind seeing either of those. I’ve got Iggles/Gints and theBens/Bungles as the only options at the moment; as much as I enjoy watching a good asswhuppin’, hopefully CBS will eventually switch to something more exciting.

King Hippo

Is Josh Sweat related to Keith Sweat? MURRIKA WANTS 2 NOE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m more interested to learn if Boogie Knight is related to Michael Knight.

Cecil Rhodes

I have often wondered whether Kerry Rhodes was related to me, but then I realized that something about him was a bit off colour.

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The Maestro

Thinking about the possibility of a gay male prostitute in Indianapolis referring to himself as “Whore Son, Wentz”

The Maestro

It’s always sunny in Foxborough, folks!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Agreed, sunlight is the best disinfectant.” – Roger Goodell, using a giant magnifying glass to melt a bunch of videotapes

Gatoraids

Always knew the TB13 program shared alot with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Gatoraids

And Max Jones is doing the Move in After Completion

Viva La Tabula Raza

Locally (SE Mass) we spell it without the “ugh.”

Don T

Frank [to Gronk]: Did you serve, or were your parents also pussies?

Redshirt

My non-Bengals choices are MAGA Brady and COVID Qaron? Once again, the NFL proves that it hates me.

Cecil Rhodes

My word, these Amazon advertisements featuring a benevolent Cleopatra are truly nauseating. It is unlikely that Cleopatra ever lifted a finger for her slaves, let alone gave them even a moment’s thought. At least I attempted to provide my employees with technical training and an understanding of decorum!

King Hippo

For those feeling as depressed as Hippo (and even Other Hippo), I remind y’all there are TWO new It’s Always Sunny episodes this Wednesday nite.

Redshirt

Roethlisberger’s arm is ded.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Colts are looking pretty good.” – Aaron Rodgers, experiencing the sexual side effects of his ivermectin prescription

ThePirateSloth

Fuck you broadcasting networks! I only have a choice of a Tom Brady-less Patriots or a Tom Brady-led Buccaneers. Either way, I’m having Tom Brady TAWWMY FACKIN BRADEE WHOOOO GO SAWX
/shoves entire can of Skul in mouth
FACK YAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Petronel

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Redshirt

Don’t hurt Roethlisberger! Their only hope is to bring in the backup.

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Gumbygirl

Dude, it’s Rudolph the Racist Reindeer. You would be ok!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Probably knows the secret handshake though.

Redshirt

Counterpoint: Its the Bengals. If there is a way to lose, they will find it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Did she just say “Michael Vick”?

Gumbygirl

She did. All those “quarterbacks” look alike.

Redshirt
King Hippo

No Taylor was an obvious tell just trying to draw them offside

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s what I thought too. Guess they saw something they liked.

Game Time Decision

So do Cam’s

Redshirt

I have to say this is one of the best dreams I’ve ever had.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I was shocked, shocked I say, when I saw the halftime score. Very cool. Sorry, GG.

Gumbygirl

It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Better than the dream you had where you were dating Lena Dunham?

King Hippo

wow, didn’t see THAT coming!

Mr. Ayo

— J. Ceasar, Ides of March

King Hippo

yeah, yeah, take it OUTSIDE, Ivy boy!

Redshirt

— C. Cornwallis, Yorktown, Virgina, USA/British America (disputed territory)

The Maestro

HARF HARF THE BEN THROW PICKSIX TO OLD FRIEND WHOOPS

rockingdog

Bahahaha!

King Hippo

WAS HE NOT MY CATCHMAN???

Redshirt

HA!

WCS

HARF HARF HARF

Doktor Zymm

PSA: Never book prepaid reservations with hotels.com, if anything goes wrong you will never see that money again. Thank goodness my reservation at the place that closed wasn’t prepaid, as hotels support is now claiming that they have contacted the property (impossible since the premesis are abandoned and the phone and all other electrics have been removed) and that they are denying my request for a refund (also impossible since I never gave them any money) and they apologize for the inconvinience I experienced at the hotel. The ‘inconvenience’ in this case being that I arrived at night in the winter in a foreign city with nowhere to stay, and no assistance whatsoever was offered from the booking agents, aka hotels.com. I was pretty easily able to find a room, albiet at 10x the cost, but that could have gone very wrong otherwise.

King Hippo

I am reasonably sure I will never, ever sleep in another bed (other than my own) as long as I live.

litre_cola

Feels like a double nap kind of day.

rockingdog

LoL

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was like “wait, are the Lions playing right now?” and then I was like “oh wait, they already lost this week.”

Redshirt

Bengals vs Steelers (Artistic Interpretation)

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE: Homer & Bart Save Day – YouTube

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WCS

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2Pack

I wonder what Brady was bitchin at the refs about. You just threw up a duck dude. Suck it up… that one’s on you.

rockingdog

Yes!
Another Cordalle Patterson TD
Gooo falcons!
That’s Rocking!!! 💪