27 November Nighty-Night JV Thread

Things Hippo learned today:

1. I jinxed Beep Beep! and feel bad about it.
2. When deliberating “nap or power through” – always choose nap (high-fives my 2p self).
3. Cheering for tOSU and the JV Massholes was as ineffective as it was gross.
4. I am glad I didn’t bet today…except for that War Damn Eagle ML itch…

To the fixtures!

Texas A&M (-6) at LSU (7:00, ESPN)

Does the squadron want to keep practicing another 3 weeks so Coach O can extend his life support through the Weedeater Bowl?  I would suppose not.

West By God Virginia (-15.5) at Kansas (7:00, FS1)

Come on, Fuckers du Cousins.  We all want a Boots on the Ground for Princess WCS’ first Bowl game.

Oklahoma (+4) at Oklahoma State (7:30, ABC)

Time to see if the T. Boone Pickens’ ba-jillions can buy a Bedlam win and an outside shot at the playoffs.  Watch them fuck it up.

Kenfucky (+3) at Louisville (7:30, ESPN2)

Look, my prognosticator hat is questionable at best.  But I don’t think “home field” is enough to favoUr a 6-win ACC side against 8-wins in the SEC.  Yes, even the SEC East.

BYU (-7.5) at Southern Cal (10:30, ESPN)

Against my better judgment, here’s a tweaker fixture.  It will be a shite game, but just think of how Merry a Christmas it will be for Sprite’s Los Angeles sales rep!