On the surface this one doesn’t seem very compelling but there’s still the fantasy angle, right? [eyes McLaurin and Gibson nervously]
Fallout:
-Is it moi or is there a downright dearth of footballing news this fair Monday? Well, we can always do injuries.
-Yeah, a couple of bread and butter backs (refuse to use bell cow) went down yesterday and they’re not getting up soon. McCafferty looks like he’s toast for the year so Chuba is back in play.
-Same with Cook, so if you hung on to Mattison you’re a smarty pants. He’s put up some fine numbers and while everyone else deals with wear and tear he’s fresh as a daisy and we know Zimmer is just doing to ride him until the wheels fall off.
-Poor Jack Conklin-he just got off IR and maybe played two(?) series before his knee went all Fatty Arbuckle.
-Mike McCarthy got himself the Covid and won’t be around for the Thursday Nighter. As per the usual with these things, fans of the team should be holding their breath, hoping that a cluster of cases hasn’t worked its way to the team.
-Kingsbury has been badgered about the Okie Football job and has denied interest. I don’t know what the connection is there. Are reporters just being lazy? The Cards look great so all anyone is going to get is an emphatic denial by Kliff.
To The Game!
Seahawks/TEAM:
-Seattle is looking like a bad team right now. Pete wants to run but they’ve now gone 4 straight without hitting 100 yards.
-Ok, maybe Wilson can turn the team’s fortunes around by throwing to the very talented Lockett and Metcalf. Problem is, he’s throwing at a 51% completion rate since his return.
-Curtis Samuels and Logan Thomas are back! And they’re on pitch counts!
-Due to some tiebreaker wizardry, if TEAM wins this one they vault from 13th in the playoff derby all the way to 7th.
-Washington’s D is finally coming around to being the unit that many thought they would be. Early in the season they gave up 30+ in four of their first five but lately they’ve surrendered just 24, 17, 19 and 21.
Make the best of it.
Seattle fans to BLEERGH
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The NFL Replay standard of proof is stop-motion kabuki.
A catch is anyone thats willing to put up with any of us for moar than 15 minutes
see also “lunatic”
Especially compared to what they gifted #ThePauls last night?? JEEBUS.
Time zones y’all, it is 6 am and I know exactly where my nonexistent children are. How is this laughfest of a game going? The NFC East may suck, but at least they suck competitively in a way that makes for decent rubbernecking
It’s been entertaining in a way only crap games can be.
Greetings from Kuwaiti time zone.
Oh its been lovely. No one told the people on site that we were conducting training remotely. Also, a contract dispute broke out after I went to sleep so I am getting conflicting emails on whether or not I should be in the office from 10pm until 8am.
I also discovered that while out of the office on a training trip last month, someone broke my one of a kind piece of test equipment I need to use, and if what they broke is what I think it is, I have a 24 week lead time to get a replacement component.
Also…my Browns.
Greetings from Finland, sounds like you should go dune surfing or camel riding and bill them for the 24 weeks you’re waiting on the part.
Gotta love how business operates. They all seem to survive in spite of themselves
And I hope your gizmo isn’t broken
Almost drafted Gibson ahead of Taylor.
Blind squirrel, meet nut.
I am not one to enjoy the misery of others, but I am enjoying this way too much. This is bordering on a newly found fetish.
Ron Filipkowski on Twitter: “As Mike Lindell concludes his 96-hour marathon to convince America to rise up and demand the Supreme Court accept his case, he sounds pretty damn beaten down and defeated. Poor guy. #ETTD https://t.co/zpeC5N5ew5” / Twitter
Thoughts and prayers to Mike.
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The longest 3-and-out streak this season is only five. I find that hard to believe.
How will the Hox go three and out this drive?
Go for it! Wanton 4th down goddess must be sppeased
Bleergh says not today
There’s a random dude in the front row in a Denver Jersey. Wtf in the WFT stadium
*scribbles game over in notebook*
Next Gen Stats on Twitter: “Rasheem Green reached a max speed of 18.41 mph on his blocked extra point return, traveling 94 yards to the end zone. This was the fastest max speed reached by a DL as a ball carrier since Jadeveon Clowney in Week 4, 2019 (18.59 mph). #StatThat | Powered by @awscloud https://t.co/xdGR5IkNsd” / Twitter
Need Gibson to get like 62 more points to win in one league
Need McLaurin to get 15 more points to beat Litre in the Freezer Vodka league
Just nawt my week
Mayfield for Russ Wilson to the Pauls would be a dynamite trade. Though I fear Wilson would behave like a Scientology landlord on the stadium ads.
But he could reunite with fellow Wolven Sort Bradley Chubb in Denver!!
“DK Metcalf: 0 targets”
…why?!
Probably refuses to give Christ enough credit for his catches, so Wilson won’t throw it to him.
“I have paid for everyone’s sins on the cross. Now quit screwing around, my son. I need Metcalf points tonight.” – Jesus
Someone convinced God that he’s on my team.
He’s not
God’s just drunk with power at this point
Moon is over Leo on ascendant. And get this: Aquarius is an AIR sign. I mean, woof. Right?
My feet hurt, my fantasy team is fucked. It’s the Monday after a long weekend and I’m already done with this shit.
If she were in my bedroom I’d be done pretty quickly, too.
Because my wife would shoot me, you see.
I am kinda bummed I didn’t get to see the blocked PAT live. That woulda been cool.
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Don’t know how this happens once, let alone twice. <a href=”https://t.co/vv9MxYmUPq”>pic.twitter.com/vv9MxYmUPq</a></p>— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) <a href=”https://twitter.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1465504282438881283?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>November 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
Fucking hell I don’t know why I even bother to try the embed code anymore:
https://mobile.twitter.com/jpfinlaynbcs/status/1465504282438881283
I don’t remember the last time I’ve specifically seen the Redacteds on TV. Does this mean I’m living my best life?
Or your worst.
“I, too, never saw the Reds***s coming”
-Custer, Gen. (Ret., permanently) George A.
A most unusual 2 points indeed. Makes me glad I tuned in!
“Mr. Gronkowski, we get to deny PTSD coverage to veterans, not unpatriotic cannon fodder”
Boo Carroll is a cowatd!
Evenin’
Or maybe he knows to “trust the plan”.
If you played Football Cliche Bingo with this booth crew, you’d be blackout drunk by the end of the first quarter.
But it’s okay to be blackout drunk if you’re *not* playing too, right?
Definitely would make listening to these gasbags tolerable
THIS GAME I CALL IT A TV SHOW ABOUT A POLICE PRECINCT IN BROOKLYN CAUSE IT IS NINE-NINE.
Popped a hammy
Ties napkin around his neck
“What sides can I get with that?”
-A. Reid
It’s a race to see which team can go to plaid first.
FAT GUY 99 YARD TOUCHDOWN!
Herman Cain scoreline WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FATMANDOWN!
WTF BLEERGH!!!
Found a funny;
2019: i work in an office
2020: i work from home
2021: i’m a nocturnal creature who grants wishes behind taco bell
[holds envelope to forehead]
“What is the Cleveland Browns’ mascot?”
Team and Hox going derp for derp tonight
You get a turnover!
You get a turnover!
Trying to one up the Baker/Lamar! shitshow
Andy Reid runs through a wall.
I was hoping someone would post that.
Apparently LSUfreek was working in hospice care. I hope he’s okay these days.
https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2019/12/why-sec-gif-guru-lsufreek-disappeared.html
First I’ve read that. Seems like a genuinely good guy with some actual perspective on life and football.
In other words, a real weirdo.
Adams interception? It is the end times.
Greenbeerception!
I think I read somewhere that a Popeyes chicken just opened a spot in London England.
That’s Rocking!
Do they have an Olive Oyl tasting menu?
When you said popeye I thought you were talking about Aqib Talib.
/but seriously, fuck that guy, only one fucking game for attempting to blind another player; how many photos does he have of Goodell fucking goats?
So far Gibson is a much better martini than an rb.
Fact. Onions > olives.
I like to split the difference and go with one olive and one onion.
Better guitar, too.
Where does the computer Gibson fall on hte rankings
Brian Kelly apparently going to LSU. The swamps are going to be BRIMMING with the corpses of ungrateful student assistants.
Aw, shit. It’s happening all of again!
Handcuffs Luke Fickell to Nippert Stadium.
Whi would’ve thought someone would bolt FROM Notre Dame. #5 Notre Dame.
“I DON’T CARE IF THIS HURRICAINE IS CAUSING ALLIGATORS TO RAIN OUT OF THE SKY YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU FILM THAT PRACTICE”
U-Dub hiring the Fresno State dude, too
Holy cats, I was checking to see if I could “sell” my $5K ticket on Northern Illinois (I can not), and I found a 2nd $20 conference title winner – 100 to 1 (payout $2K) on Team Secular Big Love State (they play JV BOLTMEN for their title this week, too).
So, I have two conference title game entrants at +10000 and +25000, respectively. Could clear $2K, $5K, or $7K.
Or, you know. FUCKING ZERO.
odds of hitting a 100 to 1 AND 250 to 1, at the outset, would have been 25,000 to 1. Too bad I ain’t believe in parlays!
It’s fun to dream isn’t it?
Until cold hard reality/Satan stomps on me bollocks again.
Probably going to “cover bet” $500 against Northern Illinois so I know I make something.
Yeah but worst case you’re out what, 40 bucks? You can afford that, I assume. (I hope.)
yellow gloves/towels/sweatbands should not be allowed. Confuses a Hippo
What the shit? No Manning cast?
Eli has a tummy ache from too much turkey and pumpkin pie.
“Yes, that’s what we’re telling people.” – Olivia Manning, holding a confiscated copy of Zoo magazine.
Family got two pizzas for dinner and left me none. Story of my life.
That’s grounds for lawsuit. Or arson, depending on where you feel about your family from 1-Rodgers.
Need 46.5 worth of Heineke to McLaurin. In other words, I’m going to bed.
I am fucking burnt out. Called in to work today tired and slept from 7 am until 3. I need a week of that.
I only got about an hour or two of sleep nonconsecutively. At least I’m assuming because I don’t remember falling asleep and I doubt I’d still be awake, coherent and/or sane if I’ve been up for 34 hours.
diverticulitis, I been up since 2a (with 2 naps, tho)
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About that…
https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1465345880886853633
Raiders long snapper is now in the protocol, too.
Watch Dallas be forced to forfeit while Qaron is still allowed to shed on everyone around him.
Next week is my “you’re screwed” bye week in fantasy, PLUS I’m the first place team going against the second place team. And now Deebo is out.
So yeah, I’m gonna need DK to stay healthy so he can go off next week.