First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy:
I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one of our coolest commenters. I have fond memories of watching Ken Anderson play back in the day. Unfortunately, the National Football League franchise knowns as the Bengals is cursed.
I’m talking like goats in Wrigley Field cursed.
Their name may as well be the Cincinnati Cinnamons because they are masters of the tease.
And, as Chris Rock says,
Every time it seems they are close to achieving any kind of success, it gets pulled back faster than Lucy’s football.
So, I won’t waste too much time talking about the Bengals because at the end of the season it will be another team hoisting the Lombardi trophy.
Note: I just noticed that it’s the Baltimore Ravens that are on a bye this week, not the Bengals. I regret nothing.
Instead, I’d like to concentrate my talk on the Pittsburgh Steelers. And I have a special guest to talk about their performance this year and their outlook for the rest of the season.
Take it away, Coach!
Coach also has some words of advice for Mike Tomlin:
You may ask, will we be watching the rest of the Steelers’ season?
They very well may not win another game. This shirt is available on Etsy and I’m pretty sure they have it in my size:
/big sigh
The Bye Week confusion is understandable. Even if they are scheduled to play a game, that is no guarantee the Bengals will show up.
You’re a poor judge of character, Balls and I thank you for that.
This is my fave AFC North post of the year. The Pauls’s absence really tied it together!
Balls is slapping us with some troof here.
F**k Me Ups would be a great name for a THC “enhanced” trail mix/granola bar.
I am astounded by the implication that the coupon placement was by accident.
I assure you that was not done by accident.
“Note: I just noticed that it’s the Baltimore Ravens that are on a bye this week, not the Bengals. I regret nothing.”
If that isn’t the apotheosis of the Bengals experience then I don’t know the meaning of apotheosis. Which I do, because I recently had to look it up.
Doesn’t it mean you are against really long essays?
8-8-1 will be a miracle at this point with two Ravens games, the Chiefs, Titans, Browns and Vikings to round out the schedule — may not be favored in any of those games. Fucking unacceptable indeed.
This is a big win for Rod and Todd. We’re talking, “Bengals winning a playoff game” big.
We should do a post that is nothing but all of these that have been made with links to who each of the fucking idiots are.
A running post in the updates sidebar.
I only come here for my which jackasses deservedly died from COVID information because of the dick jokes. And football.
There’s already a couple of sites that do that.
Some franchises will just always suck
“MY OL’BUDDY BOBBY K SAYS ORCHIDS OF ASIA DAY SPA IS ONE OF THOSE FRANCHISES! YEEEEeeeeeeeHHAAAAAAAwwwwwww I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZY!”
Cincinnati getting upstaged by the Steelers in their own bye week post is perfectly meta.
I get a distinct Marvin Lewis flavor from the Bengals this year. Good enough to make the playoffs, [fin].
Even after destroying them three days ago.
I’m just here for the LetterKenny gifs