We made it to the end! Where’s the final boss? I feel let down. We saw more clunkers than eye-catchers, that’s for sure. But we watched-except for those times when we didn’t. Look, we’re all of us individuals with many diverse interests. We have things to do.
Newsy Notes:
-Of course there’s a shit-ton of Covid-related news. (fucking WordPress doesn’t recognize Covid as a word-it’s only been three months short of two years)
-Dalvin Cook has got it and because he’s unvaccinated he’ll miss the game on the weekend. Nice going, letting your teammates down like that. Did your research address that, dipshit?
-Taysom Hill is in the same boat (a Ship of Fools, if you will) so it’s, “paging Ian Book, paging Ian Book”. He’s the Golden Domer that was drafted in the 4th round, and that’s about all I know about him.
-Hey, non-Covid news!-Aw crap. Turns out that Vincent Jackson, who was found dead in a hotel room last February, had 2nd stage CTE and had drank himself to death by the age of 38. Before the condition started dictating his behavior he had an active foundation that did good things for military vets that had health issues. Everything sucks.
To The Game!
Niners/Titans:
-This one is a tale of two teams on different kinds of runs-the Titans are on a skid of having lost 3 of 4 and the Niners have put it together using a carousel of running backs and have won 5 of 6.
-Whar Trey Lance? He’s behind the scenes and doing well according to Fred Warner. Jimmy G is also thriving-his qb rating of 107.4 the last two months is second only to Qaaron Rodgers. Good for him, putting some figurative oil in the ointment of San Fran’s plans.
-WTF! The Titans run D is on another level. They’ve given up all of 43 yards total in their last two games. That’s insane!
-The clock be ticking for A.J. Brown to be activated for this tilt but Rapaport is saying he’s a go.
Do a thing in the comment section.
/DonT must have lit enough candles to light a small village
BE The Weapon!
I don’t get it. The TITS were missing so many players.
I will never recover financially from last week and this next week seems sure to bury me.
Red sauce: Made
Cookies: dough in the fridge
About to make a nice tasty cocktail.
Unvaxxed Flacco back on COVID list for 2nd time in a month.
May he not recover
He requested unflavored oxygen.
He’s still alive?
And on a professional team?
What’s that, Jets? So Yes, no. Got it.
Original flavour Covids?
Oh, and a hearty THANK YOU to whomever dropped AJ Brown in the DFO league. He has been a big help so far.
If the only threat is AJ Brown, and he still catches 10 balls on 15 targets for 150 & a TD, you have to fire the D coordinator, right? Asking for a bet.. I MEAN, FRIEND.
Handsome terrorist Bobby Saleh would’ve figured it out.
Tebow must be rolling over in his grave.
Wasn’t he coat-hangered?
Unfortunately no, but he’s been trained in the ways of penis trimming.
Perhaps Tennessee’s strategy of “throw the pass to your best player” is paying off.
argh
double argh
We’re on pirate ship everyone!
Arrrgh!
I guess OPI isn’t a thing anymore.
am going full movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF8MIZwb8ws&ab
And the Hawai’i bowl is ded.
Memphis gets to spend Christmas in Hawaii and not do anything but relax? Sounds rough.
As soon to be royalty, you too will realize such luxuries of life.
(fewer palm trees in Luxembourg, but better skiing)
I’m terrified of heights.
The question of the day for me is whether WCS took The Princess into his boss’s office…
I’m assuming his lack of participation here since that post is proper confirmation.
My phone seems to be struggling. The battery is almost dead. I will say au revoir, mes amies!
Only a French phone would smoke as it is about to die.
Just like Joan of Arc.
Grievance addition: The roll of wrapping paper I bought, which lasted all of two shirts, a hat, and some stocking stuffer tchotchkes. I still have not wrapped the things that haven’t come (Padre Weaselo’s Jomboy shirts and Senorita Weaselo’s plush Cheese-kun).
For those of you not in the know, Cheese-kun is somehow the best product placement I’ve seen in a television show. (The show in question is the anime Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion.)
https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/998399664587096064
Ah yes, THAT show.
/backs away slowly while maintaining eye contact
Wow! How generous. I can’t wait for my hat.
Fucking Tannehill needs to score.
He did a long time ago.
Jeanine in a giving mood
Kinda crazy all these sprots teams are renaming themselves and no one’s gone with The Fightin’ Vercingetorix’s
I’ve always wondered why more teams aren’t named after Lovecraftian horrors. The New England Cthulhus really does just roll off the tongue.
JFC Jeanenne. Get your glasses!
For Xmas? I’d like to hit Jessie Coffield in the face with a shovel.
Hippo was in the clubhouse the whole day, officer
Hippo, what’s the O/U on Urban going back to Gainesville by March? I’d take the under.
I mean, they’ll probably at least give the new feller 4 or 5 games next season. 2 b FARE obvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibUsglYe4r0&ab
The high school after high school is a must remember line.
For the next 4 years, these girls will see a lot of each other!
I’m going to take Bob for everything he’s got!
Greetings, football-loving larrikins! I sincerely apologize for my prolonged absence — a very small scourge by the name of O. Micron has run rampant through my manservant ranks, so I’ve had to perform all of the tasks around the compound personally! I shall vow to be a better participant over the next fortnight!
It is so hard to enslave good help these days.
“Tell me about it.” – Dan Snyder, trying to plan for next year’s cheerleader calendar photoshoot
Is that you, Ramesses II? How are you doing, my good man?
Been working a lot in the rubber industry these days.
Hoping everyone makes a full and quick recovery
Well, face mask by the runner isn’t something you see every day.
BLEERGH is not consistent, but it is constant.
You really are Grammatical Mr. Miyagi! Your gnomic statements are very soothing! And that is why you’re my favorite. Don’t tell the others.
YES looks like WR Tyler Lockett is coming back for sundays game!!!
thats Rocking!
Can we ban commercials with the tinnitus ring?
I always think I’ve gone deaf or I’m having a stroke.
The Pauls would rather STAY in the land of cleves!
It’s Football or MST3K clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hh4M4vipAo&ab
It can be both.
At least it is for me.
Evening Folks
You know, Erin Andrews just seems like a genuinely unpleasant person.
I’ve only seen a peek at her. She seemed alright.
Everyone seems alright via peephole-cam.
She got done, man. In public. Cut her some slack.
“Yeah, I do punts too.” – Shan’Khor
Goddammit Janeane, keep the “season of giving” stuff off the field, wouldya?
I have moneys on Nicaragua’s Real Espana, because was either that or not betting on ANYTHING
I assume they’re playing Fake España, or as it’s better known, Portugal.
Consolation round FGs suck.
3rd and 26?
NFL BLITZ!
Son of Will going for 150+ tonight, isn’t he?
Janeane may not have her fastball tonight
He’s got the eyebrows of a waiter, though.
them eye-ties sure knows how to body hair
Couldn’t agree m-
/has throat ripped out by Fozz spawn
Not to jinx it, but barring horrendous referee fuckery, we might have one hell of an NFL Playoffs coming up.
Super Wild Card Weekend already has me tumescent
Right?! January gonna be TITS!
> but barring horrendous referee fuckery
That’s like saying “as long as it doesn’t snow anywhere in the entire United States during the month of January…”
Found a funny:
The Boys Are Back In Town: But Should They Be? A guide to going home for the holidays in 2021
That sounds vaguely like something the NYT Pitchbot would tweet.
Stop me if you heard this’un before…but my $100 Tits ML bet is starting to seem ill-advised.
nvm, looks like DonT lit a candle JUST IN TIME
Hippo just unjinxed himself.
/also said “Biggie Smalls” 3x in the mirror obvs
Great. I carried this fuck all season on injured reserve and he waits till I’m out of the playoffs to find the fucking end zone. Thanks Jeff!
Another FF grievance filed.
I did the same.
raises hand in “took Trey Sermon in 4th round”
I drafted Tua and Lance since I’d heard there was no WAY Jeanine would be the starter after week 3. Went great!
You had to assume the Phallocracy’s needs would triumph!
Man, it’s been a long time, and Pam Oliver is still not right after being blasted in the head with a football in 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AZ5hQyekuY
Status Update: A.J. Brown will play tonight. He will also be reinjured tonight.
/Don T has ripped the front door off the chat
The scroll is telling me to sit Pats wr Kendrick Bourne this week. Next it’ll tell me to not take a crap in the deli section of the grocery store tomorrow.
I missed the Airing of Grievances. But here is mine:
Men who talk in the mens bathroom. It is a sacred space. A place of solemn, quite contemplation. I don’t want to hear another voice. I certainly don’t want to talk TO you. Fuck, I don’t even want to talk to you on the street, let alone with my dick in my hand. THIS IS BASIC SOCIAL CONTRACT SHIT!
Man, there are SO MANY things I don’t miss about keeping regular office hours. But this…this is pretty goddamned high on the list.
Greg Olsen looks like an overgrown kid that really wants that job at the 7/11.
Never have kids.
https://twitter.com/Franklinaire/status/1474164711377838081
Success so far!
Youse is the hero we all need and no deserve, Dok!
Same, though not of my own choice.
BOOSTED!
Slap a bag of frozen peas on that arm and sleep well, my friend!
Got boosted today as well. Woooooooooooohoooooooooo
Booster Twins!
This whole Eastern time zone thing is messing me up. I guess the game isn’t on for a whole more hour? What a stupid time for games to start
RIGHT?!?! I’m stuck in Georgia and I’ll be asleep by the time the game starts.
This is why DFO (and God) endorse Central Time
I’m stuck in Georgia
Ms. Frontiere has been dead for 12+ years. Did you not bother to bring lube? smgdh…
I will raise this very salient point in my upcoming book, Corpse Fucking Etiquette
Wait, you can drink yourself to death?!?
A) How am I still alive then?
2) How much was VJ drinking?
c) I need a new drink to process this.
Watch “Leaving Las Vegas” and it will answer some of your questions perhaps or not but it’s a good movie so whatever. I would imagine you would need to drink a huge amount to drink yourself to death by 38, especially since he probably got a late start. CTE is a bastard
So I have to drink *more* to get Elisabeth Shue?
I think that is a correct interpretation of the moral o the movie
Wait, you can drink yourself to death?!?
You’ve obviously not watched Viva Las Vegas.
It’s always nice to go out doing something you love, I always says.