What a cracker between City and Arsenal to start 2022. City are basically the Roll Damn Tide of the EPL. They just keep coming, and coming, until the dam breaks. And it ALWAYS eventually breaks. Like Bama denying the likes of Notre Dame, I am satisfied to have a team who I have neutral feelings about…crush the dreams of shitbirds like Chelski and the Redshite. They face off tomorrow, but they have no chance at the title and they KNOW it. Fookin’ lovely.
Were the Gooners hearing this in their heads?
Tonight’s pseudo-entertainment!
Utah (+4) v. Theeeeee Ohio State (5:00, ESPN)
It will never be not weird to me, this game being on not-NBC. Team Secular Big Love is very happy to be here (too much so for it to feel like a normal gameday?), tOSU maxed their opt-out potential. But, you know, their 2nd string has laughably better recruiting ratings than the Utes. But Kyle Whittingham might be the best pure head coach (ie, factoUring out the GM component) in the JV NFL ranks. In short…don’t bet this one.
Baylor (+1.5) v. Ole MIss (8:45, ESPN)
Every pundit was lining up to shit all over the SEC’s performance in exhibition season. But then…uh…yesterday kind of happened. Look, I was asleep well before midnight on NYE, the odds of me staying up for this is quite slim. Can Johnny Reb really function as the “white hat” squadron? With Koach Kiffin at the helm? I’ve been told that a pre-game walk through The Grove is as neck-spinning as it gets for the pervert. So, I will say yes. Show them Texas Yankees what ol’ Johnny Reb can do when he puts his’n mind to it!!
Herbstreit: Players who don’t play in bowl games are the worst.
Matt Corral’s ankle: (breaks in two places)
Kirk is the worst.
He is! I told him he was wrong on Twitter and I expect him to humbly agree now that Corral is Corrippled.
I don’t understand, why haven’t these two college football teams scored any touched downs yet? Did they not see the Rose Bowl earlier?
Speaking of gambling what’s the O/U on number of US gold medalists in the Beijing Olympics who “test positive” when trying to leave the games and get detained for 5 weeks of quarantine?
I’m going to go with “all of them”
Cool, we’re due for a land war in Asia. Been like six months.
Totally not what I wanted to post. but it works.
This is what I meant to post;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn5EzIOAHAU
Cool, both rock.
Fuck it, I’m getting a calzone
New goalie for Minnesota to start the 3rd.
First guy only gave up 6, I don’t see what the problem was.
Lane Kiffin is the coach of the fightin Eli’s????
WTF do they even teach in Canadia???
The metric system.
commie bastaurds.
Not in this province! Pew Pew!
Metric system, types of snow, how to dispose of hoboes from the railyards, superflUos U’s.
Wait, how many types of snow are there??
Just one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo&ab_channel=RHINO
We would have also accepted;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
Flakes, sleet, sort of a snow mist, freezing rain, then you got blowing snow which is snow that has settled and taken another form of snow, slush, also depends on how humid your part of the country is.
ELI NARRATION! EVERYONE DRINK FROM SIPPY CUP!
(Eli immediately adds this to Amazon Wish List)
Mike Liut mention! Drink!
I own that jersey. It’s a beut.
Jelly
Fightin strap and all! It is my St. Patrick’s day attire!
Be right back!! going to Ebay to find a Louisville Slugger hockey stick.
If it weren’t for Big Catholic blowing their lead like a wad on an altar boy, I’d be unbeaten picking against the spread.
I like Baylor, which is a warning.
To be clear, I am doing ok on today’s games only. For Bowl Season, I am definitely in the red. Which is why I merely opine on gambling, not engage in it. Thanks for coming (heh) to my Ted Talk.
Minnesota goalie is playing like he wants to get benched and back into the heated seats as fast as possible.
Which is exactly the way I would play this.
Well a field goal still means the Utes cover…
Should check on my SexiMecsi Beisbol.
I see the Wild have added mustard brown shorts to their unis, in what I can only assume is an attempt to ensure that they have the most unattractive kit in the history of hockey.
I’ve got your unattractive kit right here!
Ha ha ha obviously I’m kidding IS THAT LITTLE GUY ADORABLE OR WHAT?
I realize the Rose Bowl game is close and all, but the Winter Classic is also on, and they’re playing outside in -9 (Fahrenheit, so it counts), so I’mma watch that.
Fiesta and Rose Bowls making up for yesterday’s double-decker turd sandwich.
THIS GUY CAMERON RISING I CALL HIM INIGO MONTOYA CAUSE HE JUST EXHIBITED A FENCING RESPONSE.
“Oh, I’m sure he’s just cold. It’s a chilly night in Pasadena.” – Joe Buck
I generally mock the Apple Watch (points to every DFO Insider post ever), but even I’ll admit that was a pretty damned compelling ad.
Utes are playing scared. Jesus Fuck.
Ignorant American fans are calling this Ute “England Covey”
Utah fans probably blame the punter’s mistake on the fact that he defiled his body with tattoos.
2nd half Sudden Change!!
College football = watching paint dry.
Wait, it’s not even halftime yet? That’s rocking!
Half Time Rocking!
https://mobile.twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1476270079247626242
Aw. There goes our 50s-50s Halftime Score!
I have partied with Utes alumni in SLC and they are the exact opposite of BYU folks. Booze? Check. Gambling? Hell yeah. Drugs? The best.
Yooo OMG
And then Utah QB with the big TD run!
Rocking! 💯
RTD: [sees that the last four possessions have resulted in touchdowns]
RTD: [turns on television set]
RTD: “Man, I hope there are enough bananacakes left for me to enjoy some!”
UTAH: [scores a 60 yard touchdown on a 4th and 1 QB sneak]
If this continues Woody Hayes and Bo Schembechler will rise from the dead to spite the defense units.
Figures-there’s no D in either of Utah or OSU’s names.
Rose Bowl has gone to plaid.
WTF?
Sudden Change Fest
LOL
That QB Stroud has a TD throw is his last 3 throws
This game is Rockingggg!
Defense? Who needs fucking defense????
They’re only on pace to score only 56 points this quarter. Its not that bad.
Its never a good sign when they go straight for the aircast.
Someone order a bananacake?
That Utah kick return was Rocking!!!
quadcakes
Ah, I see Ryan Day realized he was holding the playbook upside down.
Fuck you, hope.
When hippo tells you not to bet something, disconnect your phone line.
Poppycock!!! Hail Gamblor! I gots 50 CAD (4 chinese jerseys, or 35 USD) Money line on the Utes!
Ute in Australia is an El Camino which are still in production.
I did tell Litre “gun to my head, take Utes ML” – he will/can/may confirm.
Yep. He did and I concurred. Plus also the fightin Eli’s later.
Found a funny;
cdc 2020: boil your hands
cdc now: what if we kissed inside the chuck e. cheese ball pit
How in the heck can the Play Clock be broken in the Rose Bowl?
Chip Kelly packed it up to take to Oregon and forgot to put it back right when that proved premature
I got a fear this won’t be the last time we see this GIF.
Like a lot of granddaddies, the Rose Bowl has become tired, repetitive, and in a lot of debt after hiring that Filipino nurse.
Well, after being outclassed on National TV, at least Cincinnati can rest assured its still remains the best team in the state of Ohio.
Bernard with the TD catch for Utah
That’s was Rocking!!! 💪
Ryan Day seems like a guy who’d describe himself as “not much of a reader.”
READIN’ FOR NERDS YOU NERD WHAT ARE YOU A NERD FOOBAWL IS WHAT MEN DOI NO NERD STUFF NERD
oh snap, Zaxby’s is OPEN today. Halftime run WOO!!!!
I got a raw chicken sandwich there once. Never went back. You only get one shot at the Gumbygirl, better make it count!
Gumby nods.
The coin flip official has to make a grandstanding speech? GET ON WITH IT, FUCKO.
(thinking) “Everyone in this stadium has come to see me!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVLZ_YUO7Dw&ab_channel=RoseBowlStadium
FUCK AND YES
Keith Jackson and Frank Broyles were the broadcasting duo in my lifetime. I miss not hating the fucking announcers. Herbstreit and Fowler were apparently drunk during yesterday’s game and hungover now.
That B2 bomber may be invisible to radar but it is FUCKING LOUD.
Notre Dame flyover:
Still better than the 1970 thundering herd