That’s right. Tonight could be the greatest night of our lives. It is in the interest of Les Clippers du Merde and That’s Rikki’s Raiders to do nothing but take knees tonight. A draw gets both into the playoffs. And people’s heads would goddamned explode at the audacity. Look, George Carlin basically raised me as a third parent. I am 100% an entropy fan, and this would be the most entropic story ever told.
All thanks to Dakota Jeebus, going into Duuuuuuvvvvaaaallll as a 16.5-point favoUrite, and shitting himself magnificently. Hey, he should have known that’s a side effect of horse de-wormer.
My blessed fantasy vision is especially desired, because otherwise The Ben will make The Playoffs. And he’s really behind on his Call of Duty missions as is.
Banner image courtesy of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, law abiding Raiders fan (allegedly). His bandana and wing-wang are no doubt poised and ready. Pill up, crack a beer, and enjoy. We will miss this garbage when it’s gone.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9IAF5Q6S79I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IYerwwTV5qc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3nMmlsHF0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xdE0nHMtuUU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZI-FTcFtn8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=onjaC3A2xjk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGzBqPnNBk
I’m heading to bed. Later, haters!
Good night! I will probably stay up for a while because why would I ever want tonight to end?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[stops, puts hands on knees, pants heavily]
KNBC in L.A. just aired a commercial for 2022 Chargers season tickets, now half-off!
Sounds like it’s time for Zankou Chicken!
(the Zankou on Sunset at Normandie is the only Zankou)
I need to get Zankou tomorrow…
Heavy on the garlic sauce!
RIP to this dude
https://twitter.com/PhillyboyRick/status/1480409229588672513
That actually seems like a bit of a hedge – it would be the absolute worst nightmare scenario if you’re a Steelers fan. But it’d pay off big, which I suppose would be considerable consolation.
Chargers fans aren’t taking it too well.
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1480410970291945473?s=21
That’s hilarious!
There really are a lot of great historical Raiders pics
These unis need to show up as a throwback
Wing wangs out!
If I had one, I’d be waving it like a mofo!
Yes. Exactly.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anyone else ever read The Professional by W.C. Heinz? This game was basically that book. An inch away from glory that is also an unfathomable chasm of defeat.
Also appropriate since the Steelers, who play at Heinz Field, got into the playoffs through the defeat! AS IT WAS FORETOLD
hey that’s me (I’m the cat)
https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1480409537739771905
I kinda hope it didn’t change anything and this is just a genius troll comment
Either way still fuck that guy
That may’ve been the best game of the year.
It had everything! Pathos! Bathos! All of the other thos’!
God damnit. I’m irrationally angry at the ending of this game
We were so close!
Most Glorious Tie
Scorigami
Deciding playoff outcomes
I don’t know when we’ll get another game with a shot at an amazing ending like that
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think you mean OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Congrats!
This game was my Vietnam. Now I know how Francis Coppola felt.
-RTD
THIS IS THE BIGGEST DISSAPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR
And this from a woman offering betrothal in exchange for opera.
Eh, I found the full version of Carmen on YouTube
OSZ, my man, I promise you can come back again, it won’t always hurt like this.
Oh this isn’t painful, not at all. This was the balance of the universe, laid bare for all to see. All is as it should be.
And we are all very glad you’re here!
well I’m still sorry about the carpet, I swear I’ll clean that up one of these days
BOLTMAN DEMANDS THE FLESH OF THE ONE THEY CALL STALEY