Georgia (-2.5) v. Alabama (8:00, all teh ESPNs)
I will watch the standard feed, because I am boring.
You can tell by the line – Vegas thinks everyone is or will overreact(ing) to the SEC title ass-whipping. As you may recall, Bama needed that win desperately, while the Dawgs needed it not at all. Is that why my GAMBLOR gut won’t put anything on the Tide? Even though I (and perhaps GumbyGirl) will actually be cheering for Satan’s Saban’s Army?
Or am I afraid to piss off tWBS’ ghost even further? Anyway, I have no action as of yet. I may bet against the team who scores first, as I do expect some back and forth. Or maybe I just want to be entertained. Fuck if I know how my brain works. I am combing the prop bet aisle as we speak. TALK TO ME, French Canadian voice in Hippo’s head!!
Realistically, much like last night (where I disliked both teams, am mostly neutral re all of the SEC) – I just want a decent game. Be worthy of our time, and all that good shit. I think we will get that.
The pictured, “lithe with good shoulders” lady from that delighfully obnoxious SEC MEANS MOAR ad? She is an Auburn grad. Take that for what you will, juju-wise.
I think it’s pretty awesome that ESPN is broadcasting this Australian Rules Football game instead of the National Championship.
AllState execs must have the biggest marketing boner right now.
YES, my prop bet was the guy who got run down inside the 10 AND who dropped one at the goal line two plays later.
You said no bets on this Hippo!
but then I says I was scanning the props!
Prop bets aren’t like real bets, they’re too funsies!
We’ve secretly swapped King Hippo with Brocky – let’s see if anyone notices!
“This can’t be right.” – the accountant at King Hippo’s pharmacy, looking over the previous week’s receipts
Hail Satan
“No one ever says ‘Hail Stan'”
-Stan Kroenke
One of his housekeepers tried to warn him of inclement weather before he stepped out the door one time but he ignored her completely because the household staff are not people to him.
That’s bullshit.
No one who works for Kroenke would ever warn him about any impending danger.
Kirk is soooooo close to saying “one of the good ones” right now.
“Everyone except the snapper”
-Andy Reid at a seafood shack.
“Everyone except the snapper” – B. Cole at the bar.
If I’m Georgia, I trade a FG for Bama’s best WR’s knee very time.
But I’m not Georgia. I’m
Youdaho.
He should have opted out.
/Herbstreit’s head explodes
//nothing of value is lost
Found a funny;
Embarrassing how proud I am of myself anytime I manage to put my phone down so I can, “focus on the tv”
Oh Jesus, that was bad. My knee hurts too.
ACL?
Not anymore.
The knee is not supposed to bend that way.
The Gravy Boat turf makes a knee go all ka-blooey?
I like this picture. I have a thing for the metal plates they used to put over drains
The manhole covers in Birmingham all had Thomas Jefferson on them, I should have stolen one. They were cool.
All the manhole covers I’ve seen are fuckin’ heavy. Have to go all Wonder Woman to steal one of those. 🙂
This one is from near the Facebook campus
Lowest bidder strikes again!
The ESPN graphics dept need to take a break from whatever drugs they’re using.
The Queen We Will Rock GMC commercial is proof we are dead as a country
here is the dog, relaxing on my chaise lounge, where she shouldn’t be
#EstablishingDominance
You should chase her off of there.
She really is a beautiful dog. She won’t be a puppy forever, things will calm down.
Look at the size of those paws! When she’s an adult it’s going to be like if Clifford the Big Red Dog was brown and owned by an angry Italian with Baltimore roots. Might as well take the Seventh Seal out and snap it in half now.
She looks like she feels really guilty about it, too.
She can see through your soul.
Did you pee on it to mark your territory? If not, how is she supposed to know?
Traditionally, a diploma from the University of Alabama served as an ironclad affidavit that you were white.
this is how my dog starts her day, with my wife
Would pet.
This is some cool fucking toy my son got for christmas
my son learning that bike riding is hard
Haven’t told him that you use your feet to pedal?
Nice.
That was quite the catch there a couple plays back.
Carl Pickens’ kid. His old man was Hippo’s very first FF talisman.
here are some AT AT’s hitting the rebel base
I really thought that was one of your sons taking care of business on their side job.
Way Fozz describes them, I figured it was the three sons hitting the dinner table.
here’s my youngest son, hitting the waves
Looks like the sharks got one of the body surfers behind him.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4XBJBAX2uI
here’s my other son, hitting someone on the lacrosse field
Nice!
Hes a fellow long-pole
Followed in my footsteps except he is WAY better than I was on my best day
heres my oldest hitting a golf ball
RIP to that golf ball.
Good to see spats making a comeback
Damn good position at the top. If he uses the ground right, that’s a good base to absolutely punish the ball.
Are any of the other feeds better than Herbie/Fowler? I can’t imagine the Georgia or Alabama homers would be palatable options.
I always mute these. I’m surprised you guys don’t.
I just went hunting for an español brodcast.
Herbstreit really loves the sound of his own bloviating.
My favoUrite was when he thought Young’s “pass attempt” that was a gnat’s pube from a fumble-six was (i) on purpose; and (ii) a great idea.
This is in Indy, do we have a man on the scene?
3-0 Alabama? Georgia starts a guy called Stetson Bennet?
Writes “game over” in notebook
I am sitting on my couch, not moving, not thinking, because everything i have touched today has exploded like a shit filled balloon
Whatever you do, don’t masturbate!
Unless that’s your kink, then by all means…
He’s Italian, not German.
For the love of all that is holy, don’t scratch your balls then!
I will pay whatever it takes to get you into a meet and greet with any adult Trump.
I bet on the Tide ML. If you need me I will be cleaning the ick off me in a very hot shower for a long time
There’s the stupid penalty you expect from one of these teams.
If Georgia bulldogs win this, that would be Rocking!
Too bad there isn’t a football game on Monday night that’s worth watching. Oh well.
I hate it when they describe punters as “weapons”. Do they score points or kill people? No? Then they aren’t weapons.
But they can flip a field! Imagine the power required to do that!
You are mistaken. There is only ONE: The Weapon.
AND HE MURDERS DREAMS WITH EVERY COFFIN CORNER
https://i.postimg.cc/6Qv5QLjP/F9-E3-C5-FE-5048-4-DF5-BDED-F65-F53-A4-EFED.webp
Bennett is jittery enough to be Dakota Jeebus’ backup next season.
Someone please explain to Stetson Bennett that Australian Football rules don’t apply here.
Oooh! What was he trying to do? Handball? Kick pass?
Bounced the ball off the field. What do they call that?
A 15 meter bounce. You can’t run with the ball more than 15 meters without bouncing it.
Dueling Delay of Game Banjos!
What’s happens Feb 22nd?
The final rankings are revealed?
I have Latu as first TD scorer. 19 to 1.
What is a pass?
I hate alabama, but my snotty ass neighbor loves georgia. praying for a plague of locusts to hit the stadium
OK college football. Boor me to death!
Time to put Corso down.
Uga can stay though.
I say we pump Corso AND Bradshaw full of PCP, let them fight to the death.
He’s way past his “sell by” date. Harder and harder to watch.
I think it’s because I went to a school without a football program, but I just dont give a fuck about NCAA football
Likewise, went to a small NAIA school that did have football in the very distant past (their last HC was George Siefert), but by the time I went there they were barely reintroducing sports to the college. I was their first golf recruit, and none of us going there gave a rats ass about college ball. We did however watch shitloads of NFL every Sunday. We even pooled our cash and got the Ticket in our dorms.
We had shirts that said “NYU Football: Undefeated!”
I hear you guys. I went to UCLA.
(there goes my UConn joke)
Here’s the thing. This game is a win-win for me no matter what! I went to Georgia through my junior year, and I lived in Birmingham for many years, most of my friends were Bama fans. So Go Dogs, Roll Damn Tide!
https://twitter.com/unioncounsel/status/1480648769305649157?t=MkO3UF1lcdkQvn9uB3AKwg&s=19
Another victory for “the real heroes.”
But it was a SNORLAX, for Chrissakes!
Not all bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd0Lk-3cbN0
Guy got lucky that there happened to be a Snorlax near the crossing.
Yet if they had responded and shot an innocent bystander, PAID VACATION
“But if we defund the police who will respond to crimes!?!?”