It’s a long weekend in the US again! WOOOOOO!! Not much to say today. Let’s get right to it.
As far as the music, no puzzle but I am featuring an artist I’ve discovered and that I like.
Today’s pictures are once again courtesy of you perverts. Thank you very much for your contributions!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 11 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
This week, I present to you an artist I’ve discovered on Sirius XM Chill. Last year, I brought you Cannons. This year, I bring you RŮFŮS DU SOL. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
If #6 is a 6.7% is that a win or a disappointment?
Both. Hit the hard liquor and pass out. Time to reset from smallest again tomorrow morning, but not before 7. You ain’t no lush!
Poured another DIPA.
So tonight it’s been 6%, 8.2%, 5.3%, 9.2%, 9.4%
Ein outlier, aber still ein trend! Trinken sie mair!
I don’t have a folding bar. I feel far less slick.
I have to get up at the crack o’dawn tomorrow. Later my taters!
buona notte
Sweet dreams!
Who is Dawn?
Damn there were some ugly ass dudes in 1965!
Well in our defense… we could not grow out a beehive. Different times…
I am using “The Cincinnati Kid” as a reference, so it may just be the american midwest. There are still ugly ass dudes in the midwest nowadays, although they’re smart enough to grow facial hair.
I am from midwestern roots, and you are correct ma’am.
Counterpoint:
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George Harrison could get it.
I was always a Stones fan. But please… no Kieth Richards pics…
Me too.
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I knew I was born a few decades too late.
LOL, McQueen is the ‘Kid’ and is supposed to be super young, but he’s clearly middle aged, at least 45 probably older, BUT HE DA KID
Funnily enough his ladies are early 20s/late teens
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1482112353072259078?t=qRhLdAeuTmfTOTK1HITg5A&s=19
The Cincinnati Kid! Better than the chili! Better than the Bengals! Better than who Steve McQueen actually was!
When I was a teenager and this drunk I would look in the mirror and think I was totally hot. Nowadays, I look at my feet and am really happy about slippers. Both are good!
I am rocking a pair of red plaid mules. One says “Bear” the other “Mama.”
YES!
This beer is very good but what if I only have like 6?
I drove to the store today and they loaded up my trunk with alcohol.
We ARE in the future.
If you only drink six of them, I think the brewer and all the workers will be offended. Better not risk it.
6 whats?
Charles Whitman Sampler
Careful with the fruity nugats.
So far IPA, DIPA, Kolsch, DIPA
2 more beers! 2 more beers!
I mean, this movie has like 90 minutes left so yeah
That’s the recommended serving size. It’s why they sell them in 6 packs.
Saints scored a couple of goals, so no lowest score. Solid Pies win.
Just watched ‘The Power of the Dog’
Not an uplifting movie, but very good acting. I can, however, never watch a Kirsten Dunst movie without being reminded of the line RTD dug from the old What Would Tyler Durden Do site. I know Rikki’s put the line out there before, but it’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever read. The guy that ran the site, for reasons that were never clear to me, hated Dunst. At one point he wrote (probably getting some of the set up wrong here), “If Kirsten Dunst and I were in a car and we crashed in the winter and had to huddle together for warmth in order to survive the night they would find me the next morning with icicles on my nose and a sneer on my face.”
Anyway, watch the movie. Cumberbatch is very good in it, and Dunst might be even better. But good luck watching her and not thinking about being stuck in a snowbank with her.
I liked it. But I got so many “There Will Be Blood” vibes that I couldn’t get past that.
The music, the distant setting shots.
It almost felt like an homage.
I got more of a “Legends of the Fall’ vibe, with less Brad-Pitt-Eaten-By-A-Bear, but for the same reasons.
I just remember her from “Interview With A Vampire” which I was obsessed with in 7th grade. Middle schoolers probably shouldn’t read too much Anne Rice, but that’s probably not a concern for people nnowadays.
It still infuriates me that they cast Tom Cruise as Lestat. He has zero sex appeal. I bet he’s like a Ken doll in the groinal region.
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“Hey baby, what’s up? Nawt me! I have NO genitalia but an amazing wax job!”
My brothers used to ritually slay my Ken doll. And who can blame them? What a putz.
I pierced my Barbie’s nipples. Also the nipples of my aunt’s old barbie, which would probably be a priceless collector’s item nowadays
Lol, my friend Terri taped hair to Barbie’s crotch.
One of my greatest dad memories was youngest right ripping the heads off of all of Eldest rights Barbies which led to Eldest right ripping the heads off of youngest rights “My Little Ponies.”
After full adjudication I declared it a draw.
For what it’s worth, someone I once knew had worked on a film set with him, and she had the same impression
Can’t believe someone would say that shit about Mary Jane Watson, damnit!
Fun story, DJ TAJ got a text from the state of California that said we’re aware of your positive COVID test, bro!
The “Bro” may have been writer embellishment.
It’s California; I would have believed it.
Ruh-roh!
https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY
“Imagine if Abe Lincoln showed up in the stovepipe hat. The electric lights alone are going to throw him off”
Yeah but that stove pipe hat casts a bad ass shadow.
Make a motherfucker think twice.
35-2 at Three Quarter Time.
If Collingwood prevent the Saints from scoring, that would be lowest AFLW score ever.
Ironically, The current record occurred when the Saints held Richmond to 3 points.
Oh, The German.
I CAN’T FIND MY RABBIT
I think Jack Lavish is a combination of Steve Wynn and Trump
Ask Alex Forest
Anyone watch the Eternals yet? Should I not bother?
I liked it just fine.
Your fault if I get bored
Shit, I gotta learn Mandarin
Right now?
Well, sure, the Chinese Communist takeover is imminent, what with Biden and the vaccines and the microchips and … oh shit, I’ve been listening to those podcasts again.
They’ve already taken over Vancouver BC
Sad about the death of Atlantic City. Caught the end of the era back in the mid 2000s. Met a lot of interesting people, including a very 70’s dude, with the straightened band hair, and the polyester shirt unbuttoned with the gold chain displaying the chest hair. Dude was a bus driver who liked gambling and just didn’t buy new clothes or change his style for 40 years. Gotta respect the commitment, but guessing he hasn’t done well in the last few years if he’s still alive.
.https://youtu.be/I_izvAbhExY
All that time living in Jersey and I never visited Atlantic City.
Central Jersey shore was enough Jersey.
My Uncle Mike had a vacation house in Ocean City. We did a lot of underage drinking in Margate, but Atlantic City was a scary place in the 70’s.
I was mid 80’s. Jersey Shore.
Belmar. Worked at a WA-WA in south Belmar. Also bartended and bounced a couple of places. Including the B.A.
Collingwood is ripping the Saints at Half 28-1
I looked really fast and thought that said Collinsworth and was wondering why football was on? Have I had too many negronis?
How many have you had?
3? plus a manhattan and a vodka tonic
You haven’t had too msny
This would be me if I drank half of that
I credit the hockey. Parking lot beers after a game increases alcohol tolerance.
Not my favorite hand nickname, but can’t say it isn’t clever. Q3, San Francisco Waiter – Queen with a Trey
My favorite is J4, that used to be my hand. What’s a Jack 4? FLAT TIRES
15 years later and I still get the occasional callout from my old crew on the hand
Jack-9: Alec Baldwin, cause he played a character named Jack and killed some people with a 9mm
When it was a thing, i used to call AK Anna Kournikova, because it looks good but never wins.
Naples was playing Thursday night in the Coppa Italian and I was furiously channel surfing to try and see if Balls girl of the week still had a commentors gig. No luck. But for the sake of the team here, I’m gonna find out where she is, and what she’s up to. Hopefully it’s not prison and knitting.
You’re doing the Lord’s Work.
She had one of those noteworthy puppies fly out of her tastefully low cut top on a live show a few years ago. Soccer fans were shocked! Just kidding it’s Italy fer cryin out loud.
If you only watch one bit from “The Grand” watch this bit.
“Most people drink coffee..but I think it is some sort of beverage of the cowards. To feel alive and to get this energy it is essential for me to…to kill something”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XtPXj-l-fk
“goose, is a very, very troublesome animal”
Geese are bastards.
This is truth and also why I have no ethical issue with eating foie gras.
They deserve to be force fed. Asshole birds.
Their pain is delicious
Sour cherry liqueur dropped into a glass of chardonnay? Surprisingly good!
Oh that’s interesting
Do you have any cherry heering?
Nah, this is a mini of Jinja left over from dessert last week
That’s my next liqueur purchase
I knew you would be down with anything cherry and booze.
Thank you for this.
Lebanese hash is the best hash and I will not be taking questions on the matter. Truly, thanks Trudeau.
Lebanon is a kickass place, it’s really a shame about their government, the explosion, and lotsa stuff like that
Do not forget about the worlds barbers. If there was no Leb barbers the world would look permanently like Seattle 1991.
Chateau Musar is an absolute kickass vineyard in the Bekkah valley.
Been ages since I regularly watched movies in the theater. Back when I was still watching maybe 2 movies a year in theaters, one of the movies I saw was “The Grand”
Rewatching tonight. Let’s see if it holds up.
What’s a movie theater?
Honestly though, I can’t remember the just movie I saw in a theater
I think that Alan Turing movie was the last one for me
It wasn’t a theatrical release, but the last public film I attended was an Imax in Bozeman, about the Apollo missions.
Lainie (nickname “the girl”) wishes her husband would move on from fantasy football to something “more real”
I’m already enjoying this 15 years later rewatch
Well that week was brutal. Good thing there is wine. Hope you are all well and how are we all feelin
Bills -4.5 Hoodies
Redshirts – 5.5 v Rikki’s Raiders?
Hoodies win
Bengals cover
The last Bengals playoff win was in 1991.
The last Raiders playoff win was in 2003.
I moved to Scotland in 2003, good year.
I would move back to Scotland tomorrow, if I could.
In 2003 I was living on the beach in South Africa at a lodge where young European women who’d recently graduated from college would regularly pass through.
Were you a man-whore? You can tell us, we won’t judge!
Now now, he didn’t do it for the money, he did it for the stories
I think the Bills game is a tossup, I would take the Redshirts though, Rikki’s Raiders gotta be exhausted after last week
I don’t think even Redshirt would bet on the Bengals.
I mean…I sure wouldn’t take the Raiders, even if they are motivated by Madden’s death or whatever. I think you gotta have a good bit of gamble to bet either of those two games.
I’d give the Raiders a 30% chance of gutting out the win. So in other words if they get a little help from some Russian crooks things will work out just fine for them.
Which one is the first game tomorrow? I’m going to miss it, we’re doing the inspection at 10.
Raiders Bengals but it doesn’t start until 1:30 Best Coast Time.
Good, I should see some of it. I have Sirius in the car, so we can listen to it on the way home.
The theme is Rufus Du Soul
DINNER
“They’re like sex, but I’m having them!”
-Fry
“It’s Highly Addictive!”
We should hire some Grunka Lunkas for the site
I love that “but they don’t” line so very much.
I feel like it applies to the NFLPA
FYI, AFLW MATCHUPS HAVE CHANGED DUE TO COVID. PLEASE CHECK YOUR TIPS!
I blame the short period of time where they granted Novak Djokovic a visa, they never should have let him on the plane into the atmosphere of the country
Can’t someone else play with my tip?
The Buddy signal has been activated!
Hey, you fired your wife. You’ve only got yourself to blame for that one, buddy.
“PLEASE CHECK YOUR TIPS!”
I’m glad your fingers have defrosted!
Found a funny;
ME: what’s the name of that soft french cheese we liked?
HER: camembert
ME: me either
Warriors vs Bulls 🏀
Dubs up big at the half
That’s Rocking!!!!
Peeling garlic with the two bowls method is so incredibly gratifying.
I put an entire head of garlic in an empty spaghetti sauce far and shake it vigorously. Every clove comes out peeled. It’s amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0Bnl0zB8kU
I didn’t learn that trick until my late 20s or early 30s. So many years wasted peeling garlic the stupid, manual way
I just smash with my knife. Adjusting the pressure if I need the whole clove
That’s what I do. Getting a jar, pulling out the peel, shaking until my arm falls off seems like too much work. In the immortal words of Sweet Brown: ” Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
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My guess for the theme will be in the the form of an Abba video-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzicaiRLU&ab_channel=AbbaVEVO